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choccos-aaart · 5 years

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nssssv pt four is finally here lol

heyyo guess what not-so-stereotypical sag, scorps and virgo is bACK

been since 2015 and oo boy does it feel good to be writing this again [i made an attempt to mimic how i wrote during the time and it felt real nice having my hands just puke on the keyboard again lmao good times] lET'S GO!!! ... So Virgo Scorps and Sag exploring a new planet heck yea Sagittarius: Hey, why are we always going to Earth?????? I mean like I bet there are more planets to bully!!!! QAQ Aquarius: AGREED. THOUGH, I HATE YOU. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Virgo: *BROKEN* Scorpio: NO. SAGITTARIUS NO. WE CANNOT-- Virgo: HEY SAG WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!??!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1 Scopio: Whoop, they're gone. VIRGO?!!?!??!/1//1?!???!??!?1 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING Virgo: TO SAVE SAG. I BET THEY'VE GONE TO A DIFFERENT PLANET THAT ISN'T EARTH. Scorpio: VIRGO I NEVER SAW YOU AS THIS. I MEAN-- Hold on... If this Sag is gone forever, then we'd have to get a new Sag... SHIT. VIRGO I'M COMING WITH YOU. Virgo: FINE. Scorpio: YOU-- WHERE'S OUR CAR. Taurus: In the shed, Aquarius: Well dUHH D Gemini: Can I get it? Ohh I sure do love our shed!! Virgo: Y-YOU-YOU ALL WERE IN LAST STORY GO AWAY. Scorpio: YEAH. EXACTLY. GO AWAY. YOU DUMB ASSHOLES YOU JUST ALL WANNA BE IN EVERY STORY CHOCCO WRITES Aquarius: WOW SAYS YOU Gemini: YOU'RE IN EVERY STORY Taurus: Scorpio you dumbass. Scorpio: SHUT UP. Virgo: The series is named "Not-so-stereotypical Virgo Scorps and Sag" for a reason. NOW BIBI. -Virgo and Scorpio enter the portal FabSag went inside of just before it closes. Lucky-lucky.-

Virgo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!1!1!!!111 Scorpio: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1111111111111!!!111!11 Sagittarius: AYE-AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!111!1!!111 WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL, YOU SEE I HAVE BIGGER EARS THAN YOU WHICH HIGHERS MY CHANCES OF BECOMING DEAF IF YOU YELL AT ME YOU ASSHOLES Virgo: SAYS YOU Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS, WE'RE BRINGING YOU BACK. Sagittarius: So how do we get back? I mean like we're not on Earth and this planet doesn't work the same way Earth does. Think we have to wait for someone to open a portal to this world o3o Scorpio: YOU KNOW THIS?!?!?!??!?!?!?/1/!??!?!?! Sagittarius: Heck yeah!! D I was stuck here before D Virgo: OH THAT'S BRILLIANT. WE'RE NOW STUCK HERE UNTIL SOMEONE WHO CARES OPENS A PORTAL HERE. SAGITTARIUS YOU'RE ONE TO BLAME, I WANT OUT, I WWWANT OUT NNOWWWWETJ AEKWEJADGJL Scorpio: ha Virgo's got no patience Virgo: REMEMBER SCORPIO. US EARTH SIGNS. WE WERE BORN WITH PATIENCE. EARTH SIGNS WERE BORN WITH PATIENCE LIKE NO OTHER- Scorpio: All earth signs but you lol Virgo: SAG BACK ME UP HERE Sagittarius: AYE-AYEEE!! SOPRIO YOU SUCK AND LIKE Virgo: YOU'RE NOT HELPING. Sagittarius: -fine if youre so smart- AY SCORPIO YOU KNOW YOU MAY BE PATIENT BUT YOU'RE NO EARTH SIGN Scorpio: wELL sO aREN'T yOU sAG Sagittarius: Sorry virgo no can do now UnU Virgo: YOU'RE GIVING UP ALREADY?!?!?!??!?!?!?/1/1//1/1 Scorpio: SAG. HELLPPPPP. Virgo: nO. sAG. dON'T. Scorpio: yES. sAG. pLS. Sagittarius: hEY hEYYYYYY!! wE'RE IN JURASSIC PARK NOW XDXDXDDD NOW WHERE IS ALAN OR Scorpio: jurassic park doesn't exist you stupid Sagittarius: Hell yeah it does, Virgo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!111 IT'S A T-REXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!111 Scorpio: THAT'S AN ALBERTOSAURUS YOU DUMBASS. Sagittarius: *is most likely gone because of the dinosaur* Virgo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!! WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Sagittarius: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1111!!!11!!! OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!1111!1!1! Virgo: OMG SAG WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Scorpio: AY SAG WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT HELICOPTER. Sagittarius: Dunno but like it like appeared right in front of me like BAM. Scorpio: I see. AY YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING. Sagittarius: Nope. Virgo: GAAH. Sagittarius: jk jk jk lol i know how to drive this thing so ha, get on xD Virgo: SAG THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE JOKES Sagittarius: oi oI GET ON OR THE ALBERTOSAURUS WILL EAT US ALIVE Scorpio: wOW EVEN SAG KNOWS THE NAME OF THAT DINOSAUR, VIRGO SHAME ON YOU Virgo: *IS ALREADY ON THE COPTER BTW* DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL Sagittarius: Ayeee mind's getting back to the times when you said that UwUwuwuwuuwu Scorpio: FUCKING DRIVE Sagittarius: Pshht okay fine wow calm, *LIFTS OFF HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!!11!* Virgo: thank god we're finally away from that t-rex Scorpio: VIRGO. Virgo: WHAT Scorpio: ALBERTOSAURUS Virgo: FUCK YOU. Sagittarius: Poor poor virgo doesn't like being corrected Virgo: Sag, can you at least be on my side of the argument? Sagittarius: But that dinosaur was really an albertosaurus. Sagittarius: WAIT. WHERE'S ALAN. I WANTED TO SEE HIM. HE KNOWS LOTS ABOUT DINOSAURS Virgo: tHAT'S cOMPLETELY uSELESS. Scorpio: Wow Virgo, don't you wan't to know how to tell two dinosaurs apart, EXAMPLE: T-REX AND ALBERTOSAURUS. You want me to teach you? Virgo: DO THAT TO ME AND I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE COPTER. DZZZ-DZZZ Sagittarius: AYEEE I GOT A TEXT LOL WHO IS IT FROM Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A PHONE Sagittarius: Aqua's friend from Earth gave me one for some reason Sagittarius: Imma read it *gets the phone out* "HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOOLOOL I'M IN THIS STORY NOW HECK YEAH I'M DA MAIN HAHAHAH" LOL NO. AQUARI-ASS GO AWAY. IMMA TEXT THAT TO THEM Virgo: sAGITTARIUS. rEMEMBER THE RULE ABOUT TEXTING AND DRIVING Sagittarius: No? sagittarius crashes the copter and everyone dies lol jk but copter still crashes though Virgo: WAY TO GO SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius: What Virgo: YOU ALMOST KILLED THE THREE OF US Sagittarius: well sorRY Virgo: It's fine U^U As long as we're all safe-- SCORPIO. WHERE'S SCORPIO Scorpio: Hey, what even is this place? Virgo: The Planet of Transitions. It doesn't really have a name to it-- Sagittarius: OMG OMG OMG BROOO YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE??? DDD Virgo: Yes. I got stuck here once. Sagittarius: SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Virgo: Virgo: OF COURSE NOT, SAG. Scorpio: ............wait where are the dinosaurs Virgo: DEAD. Virgo: LIKE WE ALMOST WERE, SAGITTARIUS Scorpio: Well that's good to know. Sagittarius: hELP ME I'M FALLINGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!1 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Virgo: help you?! LIKE HELL WE'LL HELP YOU, YOU NEARLY kILLED US Scpr[o: SAG I'M COMING TO GET YOU Virgo: Scorpio wHAT ARE YOU DOING-- Sagittarius: Don't worry ya guys I'm back up now--SCORPS-- Scorpio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!!1!1!!1!!11!!1 -SPLORSHSHHHHH- BRBRRBRRBRRLRLLRLRRLRBRBRLRLLRBLRBRBLRBR I CAN'T SWIM *CLIMBS UP ON SOME STABLE AQUARIUM DECORATION FLOATING ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER WHICH IS HARDLY AT THE TOP OF THE AQUARIUM BECAUSE I WANT TO COMPLICATE THE SITUATION LOL HAHA WHAT LOSERS* virgo and sag jump down to try n save poor poor porpio but end up sliding on some glass Virgo: ACK! WHAT IS THIS?! Saggitarius: MA FACE IS FLAT BLEH BLEH Scorpio: haha lol what looooooooooooooosers your faces are all flat and level like pisces' line graph of their progress on-- Sagittarius: AAA!! THERE'S A SHARK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!1!! Scorpio: lol no there isnt Virgo: NO SCORPIO, SAGITTARIUS IS LIKE ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH YOU NEED TO MOVE ELSEWHERE Scorpio" BUT I CAN'T SWIMMMM, OMG FRICKAJFASJDF;LASKDJFKASJDFKLJA Pisces: WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP So um Scorpies you said somethin bout me what was it? Scorpio: jesus frick pisces Sagittarius: wowzies Virgo: Speak of the devil. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. Pisces: What. Virgo: ANYWAYS, SCORPIO WE NEEDA GET YOU OUTTA THERE Virgo: .................and pisces. Scorpio: BUT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET US OUT, GENIUS Pisces: YEAH GENIUS-- Sagittarius: I HAVE ONE OF THE COPTER'S SPINNY PARTS TO SMASH THE GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1 Virgo: WHY WOULD YOU BRING ALONG THE REMAINS OF A BROKEN VEHICLE Sagittarius: That-THAT'S-TTHAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Scorpio: This is Sagittarius we're talking about Pisces: Yeah this is sagittarius we're talking about-- Virgo: aIGHT, SAGITTARIUS, do the honours. Sagittarius: AYYYYY!!!111!!! *SMASHES THE GLASS AND SCORPIO IS FREE ...and pisces* *JK they don't successfully smash the glass* Scorpio: WEAK Pisces: Yeah, wEAK-- Virgo: Well, if all goes wrong, then we'll just have to *sIGH* phone aries. Virgo: ...And use their ram horns to ya know smash the glass Pisces: Where's your phone, then? ... GENIUS- Virgo: Yes, I kNOW, i dON'T hAVE a pHONE hERE, Pisces: Haha Virgo: bUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuUUUT. Virgo: Sagittarius does. Scorpio: THANK THE LORD Virgo: wELL HEYY! Sagittius!! DDDDD Hand over the phone!! Sagittarius: Ya mean the one Aqua's friend gave me? Virgo: YES. wELL??? Sagittarius: Virgo: Sag????? The PHONE????? IS IT HERE?? Sagittarius: Oh!! Um I left it near the window of the helicopter!! AH-- Virgo: OH NO. Scorpio: SO YOU'RE TELLING US THAT YOUR PHONE EITHER FELL OUTTA THE WINDOW OR BLEW UP TO BITS ALONG WITH OUR HELICOPTER Virgo: PISCES. WHAT ABOUT YOU. DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? Pisces: Well, wowie, is it really that far in time for phones to create a forcefield to stop themselves from breaking down in water? Scorpio: We're literally time travelers. DO YOU. hHAVE A PHONE. Pisces: No-- Scorpio: Alright, ya know what, I'm just gonna *LIFTS UP PISCES AND USES THEM AS A KNIFE TO CUT THROUGH THE GLASS* Pisces: Whoa! Virgo: PISCES IS A BLADE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?@?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!>!?>!?!?! Scorpio: Do you even know pisces? Sagittarius: Wow Virgo, first the mix up between a T-Rex and an Albertosaurus, and now not knowing Pisces can be used as a blade? You make me feel smart! Virgo: SHUT UP I HATE YOU DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL-- oh no. the planet of transitions is acting up again. WAY TO GO SCORPIO, NOW WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN Scorpio: Wow sorry Sagittarius: Well, we're on land????? Pisces: And there's some huge-ass telephone, too! Virgo: *GASPU* WE CAN PHONE ARIES-- Scorpio: TELEPHONE. Aries. Viro: TELEPHONE--WHATEVER. tha-THAT'S-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Sagittarius: OKAY, UHH, PISCES! wHAT'S ARIES' NUMBER! Pisces: Uhhhhh Scorpio: Does Aries even have a phone? Pisces: Duhh? So it's uhh, twelve, thirty-four... Sagittarius: *JUMPING ON THEM GIANT BUTTONS* Twelve, thirty-four, NEXT!! Pisces: Fifty-six, seventy-eight... Sagittarius: Fifty-six, seventy-eight, YEP!! Virgo: Wait a second... SAGITTARIUS STOP-- Pisces: And nine-hundred-and-ten! Sagittarius: And nine-hundred-and-ten!! DI-ALL!! Virgo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- Pisces: PRANKT Virgo: OH MY GOD Scorpio: PFFT Sagittarius: SHSHHHSHHHH waitt... oh heyy! ... yeah? we're in the planet of transitions! ... oh--WAIT WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE FRICK-- ... ... ... PIsces: Was that legit? Virgo: WAY TO GO SAGITTARIUS YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM TO SAVE US FROM THIS HELLHOLE Sagittarius: Oops Scorpio: Well-- Sagittarius: OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD IT'S POLICE HELICOPTER AND THEY'RE COMING STRAGHT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!! Scorpio: SHOOT THEM DOWN Virgo: But the police were from Earth, right? Sagittarius: Whatever. AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *SHOOTS AN ARROW AT THE HELICOPTER* It's a hit! the copter goes down in flames Virgo: GOOD JOB YOU FUCK, THE HELICOPTER COULD'VE HELPED US OUTTA THIS PLACE Pisces: uh oh what if it was aries Scorpio: It can't be, they wouldn't have reached us that quick? Pisces: Yeah, it can't-t be Sagittarius: Omg lmao there's this loser trying to swim for this island Virgo: *gASP* Virgo: ARIES Aries: HELLOOOOOOO Sagittarius: ARIES!!!!111!1 Aries: TRAITOR Pisces: ARIES~~ Aries: YEAHHHHHHHH Scorpio: !!! Scorpio: BARBECUE. Aries: EW NO FUCK OFF, HAVE TAURUS INSTEAD, Scorpio: THEY WERE IN THE LAST STORY, THEY CAN LEAVE. Aries: WH-WHAT-WHATEVER. Sagittarius: So um Aries, can you get us ouuta here-- Aries: Well, SagiitTAIUS LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FOIUCKLIIN HELLOCOPTPEPERARFADJ ASHDFDSDF ADSFHDS FDASK HDSFHALFA Pisces: So I guess we can just chill until help comes? Scorpio: Yeah, we can do, I dunno, whatever Virgo: That's not helping! We need to come up with an escape plan-- Sagittarius: WHOAAAAH!! EVERYONE!! IT'S A HELICOPTER!! Virgo: Hold up. HOLD UP. THAT BELONGS TO THE POLICE. Scorpio: Are there police in there tho>????? Pisces: Sag, you have an archers' eyes, lookie! Sagittarius: THERE'S POLICE IN THERE ALRIGHT :'000000 Aries: THEN SHOOT THEM DOWN YA DUMB IDIOATLKJATHTHTHTKTHKJ AHETSJKHJTKHKJTH Sagittarius: *SHOOTS* Shoot! Virgo: was that a hit or a mISS TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME NOW EWHEWKJHKJEWHKLAJWHE Sagittarius: WELL DID IT BLOW UP?!?!?! Virgo: NOOOADKJLASFJASLD Aires: SHOOT AGAINANGANDNSGNADSGNS\\ Sagittarius: I'M OUTTA ARROWS Pisces: Uhh, SCORPS YOU HAVE A GUN Scorpio: I LEFT IT AT HOME, YA DUMB Pisces: Aries: SHIT WE GOTTA SWIM AWAY Scorpio: THERE'S NO WAY IN hELL I'M GONNA SWIM-- *HELICOPTER NOISES* Capricorn: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN Pisces: I DON'T WANNA GET ARRESTED AGAIN!>>!>!>>!!!?!??!?!?!!?!? Scorpio: YOU'VE BEEN TO PRISON?!?!?!??! PIsces: Capricorn: EVERYBODY CALM THE fUCK DOWN I SAID Pisces: Wait.. CAPRICORN?!!!?!??! Capricorn: Damn right Sagittarius: You didN'T KNOW CAPPY WAS A POLICE?!?!? Libra: And Libraaa~~~!!!!!!!11!!11!!1!!! Scorpio: Libra?! Libra: Thaaaat's right! Libra: also capricorn told me about all of your crimes and now all they do is cry and cryyyyyy Capricorn: I'm welling in tears. *wells in tears* Aries: What a frickin bABY Capricorn: SHUT UP. Virgo: Oh yes! That's right! Can you take us away from this planet? Please? Capricorn: Why should Libra and I let you in, cRIMINAL?!?!!??!?! Virgo: ggggAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsSP. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! Scorpio: WHOA WHOA. Aries: WHAT'S THIS?! Pisces: VIRGO AND CAPRICORN ARE OFFICIALLY NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE?!! Libra: c'mon u guys just chill!!! -EVERONE'S SILENT- lIBRA: Coolios,l get in. -zeVERYONE GET'S IN >:000000- lIBRA: yeaH! Sagittarius: Thanks a million! We owe you one! Scorpio: No we don't. Sagittarius: PISS OFF! LIBRA, SCORPIO IS ACTUALLY THANKFUL Libra: Hahahaha, it's nothing, now all i gotta do is drive yas to a safe place Virgo: Libra, you're a safe driver, unliKE SAGITTARIUS, right?? Libra: Virgo: RiiiIIIIIIghhHHHHTTTT??????????????? Libra: yeah! Capricorn: DO NOT LIE, LIBRA Capricorn: You got your license off ebay and you know it Capricorn: In fact we aLL KNOW IT Libra: AW C['MON CAPPY, LOOK AT THEM NOW THEY'RE ALL FREAKING OUT Virgo: gODDAMN IT LIBRA YOU FUCKING DISASTER IDIOT MELT PISSFUCKING PRICK- Sagittarius: W-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-W-W-W-wait....,... YOU DIDN'T KNOW LIBRA ILLEGALLY GOT THEIR LICENSE?!?!?!??!?! Sagittarius: pFFFF- HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB Virgo: FUCK YOU SAGITTARIUS sCORPIO: YOU TWO BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT BOTH YOUR HEADS OFF, UNDERSTAND?!??!?!?! Pisces: yeh virgo, shut up >:33 ... and sagittarius,,, Capricorn: ... Capricon: ... well/// Virgo: SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE BEFORE WE cRASH Sagittarius: I'll- VIrgo: Just like what SAGITTARIUS HERE DID TO US Sagittarius: D:< Ca[rocprm: how about- Aries: hOW ABOUT I DRIVE, MOTHAFUKKAZZZ!!!!!!! Capricorn: No. ScorpIo: I'll dri- Capricorn: You lost your license and we all know it. Capricorn: Anyone else? Aries: Well if no one else can, then why don't u do it? Capricorn: the only vehicle i can't drive is a copter. Capricorn: bitch. Aries; wHATEVER. Piscs: I can't believe you just assumed i couldn't drive!!! D: Aries: YOU CAN DRIVE!??!!??!!? Pisces: Well, yeAH? Libra: Goddamn it aries, you asshole Libra: Now, how are the other three going? Sagittarius: THen, why don't you just drive illegally? Scorpio: Nah, it feels wrong. Virgo: So you're implying that you killing us isn't half bad?!??!?!! Scorpio: Shut up. Sagittarius: But all we ever do on Earth is do illegal shit there anyway, I mean o4o ScorpIO: Fair point. Sagittarius: Uhuh. Sagittarius: Sagittarius: OI ARE WE HOME YET?!?!?! cAPRICORN: No, of course not. iN CASE YOU FORGOT HOW THIS PLANET WORKS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO OPEN A PORTAL FROM THE OUTSIDE. Sagittarius: Then why aren't you phoning anybody? Capricorn: Because we... Capricorn: WHO HERE HAS A PHONE? VIrgo: DAMN IT PISCES FOR DRIVING AWAY FROM THE TELEPHONE- PSCES": WELL, SORRY??????????????? >>:''333 VIRGI: ASDAGSFDGFJFKGGDSA-- Libra: I got one! Virgo: LEGEND Sagittarius: seriously ya gotta chill virgi: .......... fine. libra: *phones someone, i dunno* libra: O hhey!! Aqua! What's up-- Sagittarius: nO , THEY WERE IN THE LAST STORY SO THEY CCAN PISS OFF sagottarois: tell EM TO HAND THE PHONE TO SOMEONE ELSE Libra: Okay, i wanna speak to someone else Libra; ... Libra: Taurus!!!!! Heyyy!!!!! I need- Scorpoi: nO NONO NO NONO, TEHEY WERE ALSO OIN THE LAST STORY, TELL THEM TO GO AWAY OR I'LL BE HAVING STEAK TONIGHT Libra: Oohh!! Uh, can you please hand the phone to someone else, sorry!!! Libra: ... Libra: Oh hiiii!!! Whats up, gemini!!!!!! Virgo: HAND THE PHONE OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE- Libra; I don't wanna talk to you, sorry, someone else please? ----- gemini: why does everyone hate me ----- Libra: Leo!!!!!! Hey!!!!!!!! Libra: Don't mind opening the gate to the planet 'stardos'? VIRGO/SAG/SCORPS: THIS PLANET HAS A NAME?!?!!??!?!?!!?!!??! ----- leo: sure thinG! i'll do it now!!!! ----- Libra: (to the 3 dumb bitches) Yeah! You didn't know? Capricorn: What did you think this planet was called? Pisces: Virgo, sagittarius, i'm not too surprised! Pisces: But scORPIO?!?!?!?!? Pisces: I ccan't believe i looked up to you!!!! >:'''''0000 ScorpioP: WAIT NO, THAT WAS ONLY THIS ONE THING i sweAR I'M CLEVERER THAN THAT- Pisces: haha traitor ... Leo: HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pisces: o look we're home. piscres: Everyone hop off!!!!!!! ...............and scorpio. -everyone hops off the vehicle- scorpio: ... scorpio: ... scorpio: what the fuck leo: ... bro did u lose a friend lol virgo: I DID!!! sagittarius: ... aquarius and i were never friends so the can piss off scorpio: leo: u guys are losers END bonuS: Leo: why the hell do i always get the least screen time whenever i'm featured in one of these stories Leo: wHAT THE HELL LEO: THIS IS UNFAIR.

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hermits-that-craft · 4 years

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Staying With The Traitor - Chapter One

A Reluctant Agreement

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26695042/chapters/65115157

“Gentlemen I believe I could provide you sanctuary.” Eret says quietly, appearing around the corner. Wilbur moves in front of where he thinks Tommy could be, though he can’t see the teen.

“Eret how fucking dare you!” Tommy yells, his voice falling from besides Wilbur.

“I have value still.” Wilbur spits towards Eret, who flinches away from the ex-president of L’manburg.

“You’ve been betrayed, I can help you.” Eret says, offering his hand to Wilbur.

“Eret the fucking nerve of you.”

“We know we’ve been betrayed.” Wilbur glares at him. “For a second time.”

“Whoever you’re mailing won’t come for a few weeks, even if they leave the second they get the letter.” Eret points out, and Wilbur nearly crushes the letter in his fist. “I can offer you sanctuary in a place that Schlatt won’t look for you, so you don’t have to run constantly.”

“We can run, Eret.” Tommy says, the potion slowly wearing off. He pulls out another invisibility potion, his form flickering as it comes into view.

“You shouldn’t have to run, Tommy.” Eret says sympathetically. “You’re just a kid. This shouldn’t have happened to you.”

“I’m not just a kid!”

“You’re only sixteen, you shouldn’t have been thrown out of your own country, political opposition or not.” Eret looks to Wilbur. “You know where to find me, just…

Consider it.”

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Dear Technoblade, Do you remember how you said that it was a bad idea for me to hold an election? So soon after becoming president? You were right. Of course you were right. Schlatt became president. He kicked me out - which is fair, I ran against him, I should have expected that. But he also kicked Tommy out. Tommy! A child. Tubbo’s working for him, Tommy says that he doesn’t want to but I’m not so sure. Tubbo doesn’t appear to be harmed, though. We can’t get close enough to tell. We’re on the run. We’re going to be on the run for a while, we need your help. We need to take back L’manburg. Please Techno, please come to help. Thanks, Wilbur Soot (Though this is mainly Tommy’s idea. I don’t want to get betrayed again get you mixed up in all of this)

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Tommy shivers in the little dirt house they had made, dug down and buried six feet under a tree. Wilbur sighs, wrapping a blanket around Tommy’s shoulders, not saying anything as they listen to rain and footsteps above them. Quackity shouts directly above them, and Tommy flinches, a bloodied bandage over his arm. Wilbur lifts a finger over his mouth, reminding Tommy to be as quiet as he can as Wilbur attempts to bandage his leg. They can’t make out anything, and soon the footsteps leave, but Wilbur doesn’t relax, even as he watches Tommy drift off into sleep.

It’s too quiet.

Not like L’manburg, or Manburg, with the sounds of potions brewing and people whispering off into the night, or owls flying and bats screeching. There was alway noise to keep him company on long nights.

Now, the only sound is Tommy's breathing, slow and steady. A beat to keep the time. Wilbur tucks Tommy into the bed, promising to himself that tomorrow night, he’ll ask to sleep in it. Just like he promised to himself last night, and the night before.

“I’ll be back soon, I’m just going to get some food for us to have tomorrow.” Wilbur promises the sleeping teen, creating a small hole for him to climb out of. They’ll need to find a new base soon.

The cold night air nips at Wilbur, and he is quickly drenched by the rain. Wilbur shivers, imagining the warmth of L’manburg on a night like this. Tubbo, Tommy, Fundy, Jack, Nikki and himself all around a fire, laughing, telling stories. Eret, maybe, if Nikki brought him with a small comment about a big, cold and empty castle. A few comments about betrayal and a trade of wine later and the room would be singing again, the two teens trying to get wine from Fundy or Jack while Eret tells Nikki and himself about how his kingdom is going. Wilbur doesn’t blame Eret for the betrayal, even if the wound is still so fresh that it stings. Who wouldn’t betray the side that appeared to be losing for a kingdom to rule over? Eret did seem to enjoy being the king, and he was fairer on his people then Dream was.

Wilbur frowns, catching himself thinking about Eret in the past tense. He can’t remember when that started. Eret should still be king, and he should still be a fair and just ruler.

Wilbur pulls himself out of his memories and buries his yearning for the past under a need for food. Tommy will need food in the morning, and so will he. Neither man can afford to starve out here, so far away from civilisation.

Not far enough, it would appear.

“This is Dream SMP land, Schlatt.” Eret’s voice cuts through the forest, and Wilbur freezes, pulling the brown coat he found around him as he ducks behind a tree. “I sincerely hope that you aren’t breaking our treaties.”

“I’m simply looking for two outlaws.” Schlatt’s voice sends cold terror down Wilbur’s spine, and he looks to the tree that Tommy is sleeping peacefully under. Tommy could die tonight, if Schlatt finds him. Or worse.

“From my understanding, you exiled them. They are no longer in your land, in Manburg, so you are breaking the treaty that was signed for your protection.”

“Oh please,” Schlatt laughs. “Do you mean to tell me that the treaty signed by outlaws is still in effect? In any case, those two are also in Dream SMP land. They’re breaking the treaty as well, unless you let them in.”

“They have citizenship of Dream SMP, because unlike some democratically elected leaders, I don’t allow children to be country-less.”

“But they are homeless.” Schlatt laughs, and Wilbur freezes, mulling over the new information. They’re under Dream SMP rule again. “Why are you out here, Eret? I thought that you would want to stay inside your big empty castle.”

“I heard your men shouting for a hunt, I was concerned for my citizens and came out here.”

“So you know where they live?” Schlatt’s voice is light, the question darker than his voice portrays it.

“Why does that matter to you.” Eret’s voice goes dark, as though he knows the danger that the question poses, the fear it sparks in Wilbur.

“I'm looking for them. I want to talk.” Wilbur holds his bow tighter, not prepared for a fight but ready if he needs to be.

“With netherite weapons.” Eret’s voice is incredulous. “I don’t believe that it will remain peaceful.”

“What's your point?”

“Go home, Schlatt. You have a country to rule, leave my citizens to me.” Eret growls, and Wilbur hears a twig snap as one of them moves.

More twigs snap, and Wilbur can hear Schlatt grumble under his breath as he walks away. Before he can move, before he can even release the breath he didn’t know he was holding, Eret sighs.

“I’m sorry I can’t do more for you two.” Eret mumbles, and Wilbur can hear the sorrow in his voice. “I’m trying my hardest. I really am. I’m making sure everyone is doing okay, I’ve hidden Nikki from Schlatt and his lackeys and they’re none the wiser. If only I could convince Tubbo to join Nikki, then at least I could say that he’s okay.”

“Thank you, Eret.” Wilbur whispers, and Eret takes in a sharp breath.

“Wil? Are you alright? Are you hurt? Where’s Tommy, is he okay?”

Wilbur steps out from behind the tree, and he sees Eret for the first time in what feels like years. The king has bags around his eyes, his crown discarded for a netherite helmet and armour glistens in the rain. Hair pokes out from under the helmet, and behind Eret’s sunglasses his eyes glow so bright that Wilbur can see them before he sees the bags that appear so prominent. His cape isn’t on, his regal attire clearly exchanged for more practical wear. As though he thought a fight would break out. A sword rests in its sheath, and Wilbur can see the glow from the enchantments on it. Eret, despite the bags under his eyes and the concern written into his features, looks regal, put together.

Wilbur knows that he must look like shit next to him. Covered in dirt and mud and blood from not being able to stop for a moment to clean himself, bags under his eyes from days of sleeping on dirt or stone floors, and messy hair hidden under a saturated beanie. Wilbur’s probably the most clean that he’s been since the election, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t look like a drowned rat.

“Tommy’s alright.” Wilbur finally answers, his voice barely above a whisper. “I mean, he’s hurt, they haven’t stopped hunting us, but he isn’t dead. Asleep, right now.”

“You left him by himself?” Eret doesn’t sound like he’s judging Wilbur, just asking him a polite question, but Wilbur can’t help the rage that leaps into his throat.

“Someone has to feed him. We need food after all. It’s safest to hunt at-”

“I know, I’m not judging. Just wondering if the person who you wrote that letter to arrived.”

---

Dear Wilbur Soot, I’ll come as soon as I can. I need to do some things with Dad Phil first, but I should arrive in about a month. Maybe two months, if I can convince Phil to come with me. Don’t die, Techno

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“My offer still stands, you know.” Eret says, walking towards Wilbur. “If you’d like to, I can set you both up a room tonight and you can come in the morning.”

“How would I tell Tommy?” Wilbur sighs into his hands, sitting on the leaf covered grass. “I promised him freedom from tyranny, and now a dictator is hunting him and our only refuge is the country that we started a revolution against.”

“I think he’d be more happy to be safe,” Eret suggests, and Wilbur glares at him. “I mean, he’s just a kid. He needs the safety.”

“Could we go to your castle now?” Wilbur asks, his voice small. Guilt eats at his insides as he looks to the ground. Selling Tommy and his freedom for safety. Selling their freedom to a traitor. Sure, a friend when Nikki invited him in, a person they took pity on in a lonely castle, but someone who would sell them out to the highest bidder, just like last time.

“Of course, do you want me to wait here?” Eret asks, and a smile forms on his lips. Wilbur glares at the grass, weighing his options.

“No.” He says, standing slowly. “Unless you don’t want to crawl through a one by one block dirt hole.”

“I don’t care.” Eret shrugs. “As long as I can make sure you’re both safe.”

Bastard. Wilbur spits in his mind, but he keeps his mouth shut as he walks towards the small hole. How is he supposed to tell Tommy, especially with Eret in the room with them? How can he let the boy down?

Wilbur kicks a stone, sighing to himself. It’s for the best. It’ll keep Tommy safe.

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Dear Tommy Innit, Sup, I know Wilbur doesn’t want to go through another betrayal, alright? He isn’t that good at hiding what he writes on letters. Look, I know you both. I care about you both, so I’m going to ask you a favour. Make sure Wilbur is alright until Phil and I get there, okay? Thanks, Techno.

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“Thank god you’re alright!” Tommy says, slowly standing up. He limps to Wilbur, checking the man over for injuries. “I thought that you were hurt, you shouldn’t have left someone could have found you, or followed you back or-”

“Tommy we’re going now.” Wilbur says as Eret steps into the room. “We-”

“What? Why?”

“We can’t stay here.” Wilbur swallows his pride, sorrowful eyes meet Tommy’s tired ones. “We have to stay with Eret until Techno and Phil come, alright?”

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