nssssv pt four is finally here lol
heyyo guess what
not-so-stereotypical sag, scorps and virgo is bACK
been since 2015 and oo boy does it feel good to be writing this again
[i made an attempt to mimic how i wrote during the time and it felt real nice having my hands just puke on the keyboard again lmao good times]
lET'S GO!!!
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So Virgo Scorps and Sag exploring a new planet heck yea
Sagittarius: Hey, why are we always going to Earth?????? I mean like I bet there are more planets to bully!!!! QAQ
Aquarius: AGREED. THOUGH, I HATE YOU. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Virgo: *BROKEN*
Scorpio: NO. SAGITTARIUS NO. WE CANNOT--
Virgo: HEY SAG WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!??!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1
Scopio: Whoop, they're gone. VIRGO?!!?!??!/1//1?!???!??!?1 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
Virgo: TO SAVE SAG. I BET THEY'VE GONE TO A DIFFERENT PLANET THAT ISN'T EARTH.
Scorpio: VIRGO I NEVER SAW YOU AS THIS. I MEAN-- Hold on... If this Sag is gone forever, then we'd have to get a new Sag... SHIT. VIRGO I'M COMING WITH YOU.
Virgo: FINE.
Scorpio: YOU-- WHERE'S OUR CAR.
Taurus: In the shed,
Aquarius: Well dUHH D
Gemini: Can I get it? Ohh I sure do love our shed!!
Virgo: Y-YOU-YOU ALL WERE IN LAST STORY GO AWAY.
Scorpio: YEAH. EXACTLY. GO AWAY. YOU DUMB ASSHOLES YOU JUST ALL WANNA BE IN EVERY STORY CHOCCO WRITES
Aquarius: WOW SAYS YOU
Gemini: YOU'RE IN EVERY STORY
Taurus: Scorpio you dumbass.
Scorpio: SHUT UP.
Virgo: The series is named "Not-so-stereotypical Virgo Scorps and Sag" for a reason. NOW BIBI.
-Virgo and Scorpio enter the portal FabSag went inside of just before it closes. Lucky-lucky.-
Virgo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!1!1!!!111
Scorpio: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1111111111111!!!111!11
Sagittarius: AYE-AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!111!1!!111 WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL, YOU SEE I HAVE BIGGER EARS THAN YOU WHICH HIGHERS MY CHANCES OF BECOMING DEAF IF YOU YELL AT ME YOU ASSHOLES
Virgo: SAYS YOU
Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS, WE'RE BRINGING YOU BACK.
Sagittarius: So how do we get back? I mean like we're not on Earth and this planet doesn't work the same way Earth does. Think we have to wait for someone to open a portal to this world o3o
Scorpio: YOU KNOW THIS?!?!?!??!?!?!?/1/!??!?!?!
Sagittarius: Heck yeah!! D I was stuck here before D
Virgo: OH THAT'S BRILLIANT. WE'RE NOW STUCK HERE UNTIL SOMEONE WHO CARES OPENS A PORTAL HERE. SAGITTARIUS YOU'RE ONE TO BLAME, I WANT OUT, I WWWANT OUT NNOWWWWETJ AEKWEJADGJL
Scorpio: ha Virgo's got no patience
Virgo: REMEMBER SCORPIO. US EARTH SIGNS. WE WERE BORN WITH PATIENCE. EARTH SIGNS WERE BORN WITH PATIENCE LIKE NO OTHER-
Scorpio: All earth signs but you lol
Virgo: SAG BACK ME UP HERE
Sagittarius: AYE-AYEEE!! SOPRIO YOU SUCK AND LIKE
Virgo: YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
Sagittarius: -fine if youre so smart- AY SCORPIO YOU KNOW YOU MAY BE PATIENT BUT YOU'RE NO EARTH SIGN
Scorpio: wELL sO aREN'T yOU sAG
Sagittarius: Sorry virgo no can do now UnU
Virgo: YOU'RE GIVING UP ALREADY?!?!?!??!?!?!?/1/1//1/1
Scorpio: SAG. HELLPPPPP.
Virgo: nO. sAG. dON'T.
Scorpio: yES. sAG. pLS.
Sagittarius: hEY hEYYYYYY!! wE'RE IN JURASSIC PARK NOW XDXDXDDD NOW WHERE IS ALAN OR
Scorpio: jurassic park doesn't exist you stupid
Sagittarius: Hell yeah it does,
Virgo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!111 IT'S A T-REXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!111
Scorpio: THAT'S AN ALBERTOSAURUS YOU DUMBASS.
Sagittarius: *is most likely gone because of the dinosaur*
Virgo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!! WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sagittarius: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1111!!!11!!! OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!1111!1!1!
Virgo: OMG SAG WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Scorpio: AY SAG WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT HELICOPTER.
Sagittarius: Dunno but like it like appeared right in front of me like BAM.
Scorpio: I see. AY YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING.
Sagittarius: Nope.
Virgo: GAAH.
Sagittarius: jk jk jk lol i know how to drive this thing so ha, get on xD
Virgo: SAG THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE JOKES
Sagittarius: oi oI GET ON OR THE ALBERTOSAURUS WILL EAT US ALIVE
Scorpio: wOW EVEN SAG KNOWS THE NAME OF THAT DINOSAUR, VIRGO SHAME ON YOU
Virgo: *IS ALREADY ON THE COPTER BTW* DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL
Sagittarius: Ayeee mind's getting back to the times when you said that UwUwuwuwuuwu
Scorpio: FUCKING DRIVE
Sagittarius: Pshht okay fine wow calm, *LIFTS OFF HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!!11!*
Virgo: thank god we're finally away from that t-rex
Scorpio: VIRGO.
Virgo: WHAT
Scorpio: ALBERTOSAURUS
Virgo: FUCK YOU.
Sagittarius: Poor poor virgo doesn't like being corrected
Virgo: Sag, can you at least be on my side of the argument?
Sagittarius: But that dinosaur was really an albertosaurus.
Sagittarius: WAIT. WHERE'S ALAN. I WANTED TO SEE HIM. HE KNOWS LOTS ABOUT DINOSAURS
Virgo: tHAT'S cOMPLETELY uSELESS.
Scorpio: Wow Virgo, don't you wan't to know how to tell two dinosaurs apart, EXAMPLE: T-REX AND ALBERTOSAURUS. You want me to teach you?
Virgo: DO THAT TO ME AND I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE COPTER.
DZZZ-DZZZ
Sagittarius: AYEEE I GOT A TEXT LOL WHO IS IT FROM
Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A PHONE
Sagittarius: Aqua's friend from Earth gave me one for some reason
Sagittarius: Imma read it *gets the phone out* "HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOOLOOL I'M IN THIS STORY NOW HECK YEAH I'M DA MAIN HAHAHAH" LOL NO. AQUARI-ASS GO AWAY. IMMA TEXT THAT TO THEM
Virgo: sAGITTARIUS. rEMEMBER THE RULE ABOUT TEXTING AND DRIVING
Sagittarius: No?
sagittarius crashes the copter and everyone dies
lol jk
but copter still crashes though
Virgo: WAY TO GO SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius: What
Virgo: YOU ALMOST KILLED THE THREE OF US
Sagittarius: well sorRY
Virgo: It's fine U^U As long as we're all safe-- SCORPIO. WHERE'S SCORPIO
Scorpio: Hey, what even is this place?
Virgo: The Planet of Transitions. It doesn't really have a name to it--
Sagittarius: OMG OMG OMG BROOO YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE??? DDD
Virgo: Yes. I got stuck here once.
Sagittarius: SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Virgo:
Virgo: OF COURSE NOT, SAG.
Scorpio: ............wait where are the dinosaurs
Virgo: DEAD.
Virgo: LIKE WE ALMOST WERE, SAGITTARIUS
Scorpio: Well that's good to know.
Sagittarius: hELP ME I'M FALLINGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!1 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Virgo: help you?! LIKE HELL WE'LL HELP YOU, YOU NEARLY kILLED US
Scpr[o: SAG I'M COMING TO GET YOU
Virgo: Scorpio wHAT ARE YOU DOING--
Sagittarius: Don't worry ya guys I'm back up now--SCORPS--
Scorpio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!!1!1!!1!!11!!1 -SPLORSHSHHHHH- BRBRRBRRBRRLRLLRLRRLRBRBRLRLLRBLRBRBLRBR I CAN'T SWIM *CLIMBS UP ON SOME STABLE AQUARIUM DECORATION FLOATING ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER WHICH IS HARDLY AT THE TOP OF THE AQUARIUM BECAUSE I WANT TO COMPLICATE THE SITUATION LOL HAHA WHAT LOSERS*
virgo and sag jump down to try n save poor poor porpio but end up sliding on some glass
Virgo: ACK! WHAT IS THIS?!
Saggitarius: MA FACE IS FLAT BLEH BLEH
Scorpio: haha lol what looooooooooooooosers your faces are all flat and level like pisces' line graph of their progress on--
Sagittarius: AAA!! THERE'S A SHARK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!1!!
Scorpio: lol no there isnt
Virgo: NO SCORPIO, SAGITTARIUS IS LIKE ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH YOU NEED TO MOVE ELSEWHERE
Scorpio" BUT I CAN'T SWIMMMM, OMG FRICKAJFASJDF;LASKDJFKASJDFKLJA
Pisces: WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP So um Scorpies you said somethin bout me what was it?
Scorpio: jesus frick pisces
Sagittarius: wowzies
Virgo: Speak of the devil. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
Pisces: What.
Virgo: ANYWAYS, SCORPIO WE NEEDA GET YOU OUTTA THERE
Virgo: .................and pisces.
Scorpio: BUT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET US OUT, GENIUS
Pisces: YEAH GENIUS--
Sagittarius: I HAVE ONE OF THE COPTER'S SPINNY PARTS TO SMASH THE GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1
Virgo: WHY WOULD YOU BRING ALONG THE REMAINS OF A BROKEN VEHICLE
Sagittarius: That-THAT'S-TTHAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Scorpio: This is Sagittarius we're talking about
Pisces: Yeah this is sagittarius we're talking about--
Virgo: aIGHT, SAGITTARIUS, do the honours.
Sagittarius: AYYYYY!!!111!!! *SMASHES THE GLASS AND SCORPIO IS FREE ...and pisces* *JK they don't successfully smash the glass*
Scorpio: WEAK
Pisces: Yeah, wEAK--
Virgo: Well, if all goes wrong, then we'll just have to *sIGH* phone aries.
Virgo: ...And use their ram horns to ya know smash the glass
Pisces: Where's your phone, then? ... GENIUS-
Virgo: Yes, I kNOW, i dON'T hAVE a pHONE hERE,
Pisces: Haha
Virgo: bUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuUUUT.
Virgo: Sagittarius does.
Scorpio: THANK THE LORD
Virgo: wELL HEYY! Sagittius!! DDDDD Hand over the phone!!
Sagittarius: Ya mean the one Aqua's friend gave me?
Virgo: YES. wELL???
Sagittarius:
Virgo: Sag????? The PHONE????? IS IT HERE??
Sagittarius: Oh!! Um I left it near the window of the helicopter!! AH--
Virgo: OH NO.
Scorpio: SO YOU'RE TELLING US THAT YOUR PHONE EITHER FELL OUTTA THE WINDOW OR BLEW UP TO BITS ALONG WITH OUR HELICOPTER
Virgo: PISCES. WHAT ABOUT YOU. DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?
Pisces: Well, wowie, is it really that far in time for phones to create a forcefield to stop themselves from breaking down in water?
Scorpio: We're literally time travelers. DO YOU. hHAVE A PHONE.
Pisces: No--
Scorpio: Alright, ya know what, I'm just gonna *LIFTS UP PISCES AND USES THEM AS A KNIFE TO CUT THROUGH THE GLASS*
Pisces: Whoa!
Virgo: PISCES IS A BLADE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?@?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!>!?>!?!?!
Scorpio: Do you even know pisces?
Sagittarius: Wow Virgo, first the mix up between a T-Rex and an Albertosaurus, and now not knowing Pisces can be used as a blade? You make me feel smart!
Virgo: SHUT UP I HATE YOU DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL-- oh no. the planet of transitions is acting up again. WAY TO GO SCORPIO, NOW WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
Scorpio: Wow sorry
Sagittarius: Well, we're on land?????
Pisces: And there's some huge-ass telephone, too!
Virgo: *GASPU* WE CAN PHONE ARIES--
Scorpio: TELEPHONE. Aries.
Viro: TELEPHONE--WHATEVER. tha-THAT'S-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Sagittarius: OKAY, UHH, PISCES! wHAT'S ARIES' NUMBER!
Pisces: Uhhhhh
Scorpio: Does Aries even have a phone?
Pisces: Duhh? So it's uhh, twelve, thirty-four...
Sagittarius: *JUMPING ON THEM GIANT BUTTONS* Twelve, thirty-four, NEXT!!
Pisces: Fifty-six, seventy-eight...
Sagittarius: Fifty-six, seventy-eight, YEP!!
Virgo: Wait a second... SAGITTARIUS STOP--
Pisces: And nine-hundred-and-ten!
Sagittarius: And nine-hundred-and-ten!! DI-ALL!!
Virgo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Pisces: PRANKT
Virgo: OH MY GOD
Scorpio: PFFT
Sagittarius: SHSHHHSHHHH waitt... oh heyy! ... yeah? we're in the planet of transitions! ... oh--WAIT WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE FRICK-- ... ... ...
PIsces: Was that legit?
Virgo: WAY TO GO SAGITTARIUS YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM TO SAVE US FROM THIS HELLHOLE
Sagittarius: Oops
Scorpio: Well--
Sagittarius: OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD IT'S POLICE HELICOPTER AND THEY'RE COMING STRAGHT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!
Scorpio: SHOOT THEM DOWN
Virgo: But the police were from Earth, right?
Sagittarius: Whatever. AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *SHOOTS AN ARROW AT THE HELICOPTER* It's a hit!
the copter goes down in flames
Virgo: GOOD JOB YOU FUCK, THE HELICOPTER COULD'VE HELPED US OUTTA THIS PLACE
Pisces: uh oh what if it was aries
Scorpio: It can't be, they wouldn't have reached us that quick?
Pisces: Yeah, it can't-t be
Sagittarius: Omg lmao there's this loser trying to swim for this island
Virgo: *gASP*
Virgo: ARIES
Aries: HELLOOOOOOO
Sagittarius: ARIES!!!!111!1
Aries: TRAITOR
Pisces: ARIES~~
Aries: YEAHHHHHHHH
Scorpio: !!!
Scorpio: BARBECUE.
Aries: EW NO FUCK OFF, HAVE TAURUS INSTEAD,
Scorpio: THEY WERE IN THE LAST STORY, THEY CAN LEAVE.
Aries: WH-WHAT-WHATEVER.
Sagittarius: So um Aries, can you get us ouuta here--
Aries: Well, SagiitTAIUS LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FOIUCKLIIN HELLOCOPTPEPERARFADJ ASHDFDSDF ADSFHDS FDASK HDSFHALFA
Pisces: So I guess we can just chill until help comes?
Scorpio: Yeah, we can do, I dunno, whatever
Virgo: That's not helping! We need to come up with an escape plan--
Sagittarius: WHOAAAAH!! EVERYONE!! IT'S A HELICOPTER!!
Virgo: Hold up. HOLD UP. THAT BELONGS TO THE POLICE.
Scorpio: Are there police in there tho>?????
Pisces: Sag, you have an archers' eyes, lookie!
Sagittarius: THERE'S POLICE IN THERE ALRIGHT :'000000
Aries: THEN SHOOT THEM DOWN YA DUMB IDIOATLKJATHTHTHTKTHKJ AHETSJKHJTKHKJTH
Sagittarius: *SHOOTS* Shoot!
Virgo: was that a hit or a mISS TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME NOW EWHEWKJHKJEWHKLAJWHE
Sagittarius: WELL DID IT BLOW UP?!?!?!
Virgo: NOOOADKJLASFJASLD
Aires: SHOOT AGAINANGANDNSGNADSGNS\\
Sagittarius: I'M OUTTA ARROWS
Pisces: Uhh, SCORPS YOU HAVE A GUN
Scorpio: I LEFT IT AT HOME, YA DUMB
Pisces:
Aries: SHIT WE GOTTA SWIM AWAY
Scorpio: THERE'S NO WAY IN hELL I'M GONNA SWIM--
*HELICOPTER NOISES*
Capricorn: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN
Pisces: I DON'T WANNA GET ARRESTED AGAIN!>>!>!>>!!!?!??!?!?!!?!?
Scorpio: YOU'VE BEEN TO PRISON?!?!?!??!
PIsces:
Capricorn: EVERYBODY CALM THE fUCK DOWN I SAID
Pisces: Wait.. CAPRICORN?!!!?!??!
Capricorn: Damn right
Sagittarius: You didN'T KNOW CAPPY WAS A POLICE?!?!?
Libra: And Libraaa~~~!!!!!!!11!!11!!1!!!
Scorpio: Libra?!
Libra: Thaaaat's right!
Libra: also capricorn told me about all of your crimes and now all they do is cry and cryyyyyy
Capricorn: I'm welling in tears. *wells in tears*
Aries: What a frickin bABY
Capricorn: SHUT UP.
Virgo: Oh yes! That's right! Can you take us away from this planet? Please?
Capricorn: Why should Libra and I let you in, cRIMINAL?!?!!??!?!
Virgo: ggggAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsSP. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
Scorpio: WHOA WHOA.
Aries: WHAT'S THIS?!
Pisces: VIRGO AND CAPRICORN ARE OFFICIALLY NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE?!!
Libra: c'mon u guys just chill!!!
-EVERONE'S SILENT-
lIBRA: Coolios,l get in.
-zeVERYONE GET'S IN >:000000-
lIBRA: yeaH!
Sagittarius: Thanks a million! We owe you one!
Scorpio: No we don't.
Sagittarius: PISS OFF! LIBRA, SCORPIO IS ACTUALLY THANKFUL
Libra: Hahahaha, it's nothing, now all i gotta do is drive yas to a safe place
Virgo: Libra, you're a safe driver, unliKE SAGITTARIUS, right??
Libra:
Virgo: RiiiIIIIIIghhHHHHTTTT???????????????
Libra: yeah!
Capricorn: DO NOT LIE, LIBRA
Capricorn: You got your license off ebay and you know it
Capricorn: In fact we aLL KNOW IT
Libra: AW C['MON CAPPY, LOOK AT THEM NOW THEY'RE ALL FREAKING OUT
Virgo: gODDAMN IT LIBRA YOU FUCKING DISASTER IDIOT MELT PISSFUCKING PRICK-
Sagittarius: W-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-W-W-W-wait....,... YOU DIDN'T KNOW LIBRA ILLEGALLY GOT THEIR LICENSE?!?!?!??!?!
Sagittarius: pFFFF- HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB
Virgo: FUCK YOU SAGITTARIUS
sCORPIO: YOU TWO BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT BOTH YOUR HEADS OFF, UNDERSTAND?!??!?!?!
Pisces: yeh virgo, shut up >:33 ... and sagittarius,,,
Capricorn: ...
Capricon: ... well///
Virgo: SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE BEFORE WE cRASH
Sagittarius: I'll-
VIrgo: Just like what SAGITTARIUS HERE DID TO US
Sagittarius: D:<
Ca[rocprm: how about-
Aries: hOW ABOUT I DRIVE, MOTHAFUKKAZZZ!!!!!!!
Capricorn: No.
ScorpIo: I'll dri-
Capricorn: You lost your license and we all know it.
Capricorn: Anyone else?
Aries: Well if no one else can, then why don't u do it?
Capricorn: the only vehicle i can't drive is a copter.
Capricorn: bitch.
Aries; wHATEVER.
Piscs: I can't believe you just assumed i couldn't drive!!! D:
Aries: YOU CAN DRIVE!??!!??!!?
Pisces: Well, yeAH?
Libra: Goddamn it aries, you asshole
Libra: Now, how are the other three going?
Sagittarius: THen, why don't you just drive illegally?
Scorpio: Nah, it feels wrong.
Virgo: So you're implying that you killing us isn't half bad?!??!?!!
Scorpio: Shut up.
Sagittarius: But all we ever do on Earth is do illegal shit there anyway, I mean o4o
ScorpIO: Fair point.
Sagittarius: Uhuh.
Sagittarius:
Sagittarius: OI ARE WE HOME YET?!?!?!
cAPRICORN: No, of course not. iN CASE YOU FORGOT HOW THIS PLANET WORKS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO OPEN A PORTAL FROM THE OUTSIDE.
Sagittarius: Then why aren't you phoning anybody?
Capricorn: Because we...
Capricorn: WHO HERE HAS A PHONE?
VIrgo: DAMN IT PISCES FOR DRIVING AWAY FROM THE TELEPHONE-
PSCES": WELL, SORRY??????????????? >>:''333
VIRGI: ASDAGSFDGFJFKGGDSA--
Libra: I got one!
Virgo: LEGEND
Sagittarius: seriously ya gotta chill
virgi: .......... fine.
libra: *phones someone, i dunno*
libra: O hhey!! Aqua! What's up--
Sagittarius: nO , THEY WERE IN THE LAST STORY SO THEY CCAN PISS OFF
sagottarois: tell EM TO HAND THE PHONE TO SOMEONE ELSE
Libra: Okay, i wanna speak to someone else
Libra; ...
Libra: Taurus!!!!! Heyyy!!!!! I need-
Scorpoi: nO NONO NO NONO, TEHEY WERE ALSO OIN THE LAST STORY, TELL THEM TO GO AWAY OR I'LL BE HAVING STEAK TONIGHT
Libra: Oohh!! Uh, can you please hand the phone to someone else, sorry!!!
Libra: ...
Libra: Oh hiiii!!! Whats up, gemini!!!!!!
Virgo: HAND THE PHONE OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE-
Libra; I don't wanna talk to you, sorry, someone else please?
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gemini: why does everyone hate me
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Libra: Leo!!!!!! Hey!!!!!!!!
Libra: Don't mind opening the gate to the planet 'stardos'?
VIRGO/SAG/SCORPS: THIS PLANET HAS A NAME?!?!!??!?!?!!?!!??!
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leo: sure thinG! i'll do it now!!!!
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Libra: (to the 3 dumb bitches) Yeah! You didn't know?
Capricorn: What did you think this planet was called?
Pisces: Virgo, sagittarius, i'm not too surprised!
Pisces: But scORPIO?!?!?!?!?
Pisces: I ccan't believe i looked up to you!!!! >:'''''0000
ScorpioP: WAIT NO, THAT WAS ONLY THIS ONE THING i sweAR I'M CLEVERER THAN THAT-
Pisces: haha traitor
...
Leo: HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pisces: o look we're home.
piscres: Everyone hop off!!!!!!! ...............and scorpio.
-everyone hops off the vehicle-
scorpio: ...
scorpio: ...
scorpio: what the fuck
leo: ... bro did u lose a friend lol
virgo: I DID!!!
sagittarius: ... aquarius and i were never friends so the can piss off
scorpio:
leo: u guys are losers
END
bonuS:
Leo: why the hell do i always get the least screen time whenever i'm featured in one of these stories
Leo: wHAT THE HELL
LEO: THIS IS UNFAIR.
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swtt ramblings
- aries is really into needlecraft (they can even quickly “knit” up these magical sorta blankets that are so warm (or hot i suppose) they can actually burn someone)
-scorpio is a mad scientist because they’re usually coming up with new liquid solutions to load their gun with
-there is no alpha
-the 12 like to bully ophiuchus as much as they like to bully earth
-gemini will zap anyone that’s mean to them (even remotely) ... that’s why no one likes them (oo is that 2015 i sense??)
-bullyiing priorities: 1) earth, 2) ophiuchus, 3) gemini, 4) any other goddamn plannet
-capricorn dreams to have café of their own and at the moment the have this little toy café set in their room
-taurus n gemini love hanging out in the garage
-sag n aqua are anti-sagaqua and try to hate each other but can’t because they’re actually friends
-aries’ phone number is 12345678910
-pisces thinks they’re the ultimate prankster
-cancer probably vapes
-leo has a traumatic fear of police helicopters
-capricorn and libra work with the earth police but undercover
-libra got their drivers license from ebay
-sagittarius also illegally got their drivers license
-virgo sucks at history (especially prehistoric stuff)
-aquarius has made the most friends with high school kids than any other sign
-aries sucks at using guns
-cancer loves to sing
-pisces feels pressured to look up to scorpio like 24/7
-leo tries to be nice but suddenly becomes an ass about a minute after the’re even mildly offended
-scorpio can’t swim for shit
-also keep in mind that tHESE ALIENS ARE HERE TO KEEP OUR UNIVERSE SAFE
-they can actually dIE but they come back to life at this specific area straight away so death isn’t really a big deal to them
-they’re literally n.a.s/the fliseai except they’re more stereotypical/2-dimensional have powers, are allowed to actually kill each other, has to protect the universe, all that stuff
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