#SHOULD I GET STARDEW VALLEY???

[fatuismooches]

OH MY GOD I WAS GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE DOTTORE SDV MOD.... BRO FHGVYIAHBJKDMS,A. i was SO ready to wife him up. i know my man's staying at home doing experiments while i go manage the farm but THAT'S OKAY, HE'S MY PRETTY PRINCESS AND I WANNA TREAT HIM LIKE ONE AGYDBHSIJAKNMDA 💪💪💪💪

YOU ARE SO RELATABLE KAI!!! 😭😭😭 Look, if i was married to Dottore, the babygirl wouldn't have to lift a finger, I'd work and bring in all the resources, he wouldn't have to worry about a thing he could just do his experiments. I'd also have to cook for him because otherwise, he'd blow up our lovely apartment/house 🥰 But his segments would take care of the other things too, so i wouldn't be overwhelmed and stressed (relationship goals tbh) He spends all day in his lab but he has an alarm set for the time when you usually come home so he won't miss you walking through the door ... ;) and Dottore helps you take your coat off and everything, massaging your shoulders and body after working so hard ;) yes he really is your pretty princess whose job is to comfort and cuddle you <3

#smooches talks #moots: kai <3 #dottore love notes <3 #SHOULD I GET STARDEW VALLEY??? #ngl i always wanted to but i put it off cuz of school #ugh i want to come home after a long day to him #breaking my ass at my 9-5 job and being pampered by him <333

[heldhram]

My friends: Wanna go out for a bite this weekend? Me: Sorry, I've got errands to run x.x

The errand:

Those blueberry bushes just ain't goan water themselves yanno?

#non-sims #stardew valley #harvesting them blueberries is so satisfying in this game for some reason is it just me #when them don't fall into those ponds because of how close I initially planted the bushes around them #guess for whom those peppers were lmao #yeah I should probably get sprinklers

[ricky-mortis]

Have some Ted doodles- as a treat.

#was counting up all the times I’ve drawn my little guys and Ted is now at around 71 #highest of the hatchetfield characters for sure #he’s just fun to draw #I get it Tinky #I understand your obsession #did these while listening to exam review #rip long hair Ted #never gonna stop thinking of you #yall ive got so many WIPs it’s crazy #after exams are over I’m not going to stop drawing #anyways how’re you #hope you’re doing well #all good things i hope #I don’t feel like going and grabbing my fact book so today you get one off the top of my head #fun fact: contrary to popular belief- tomatoes are not fruits; they are a category of vegetable called fruit vegetable #there is a heart scene in Stardew Valley with Demetrius and Robin in which Demetrius asks you if a tomato is a fruit or vegetable and #if you say vegetable he gets all huffy #this frustrates me because he says ‘oh you are a farmer you should know’ and DUDE I DO KNOW #ITS YOU WHO DOESNT KNOW #Anyways yeah #this has been the fun fact corner ft. me ranting about tomatoes #ted spankoffski #tinky npmd #tinky #tnoy karaxis #theodore spankoffski #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #Starkid #Joey richter

[jpivblog]

real life shane stardew outfit. he really is just like a random sportsguy you could encounter in any bar

#do you think he watches the zuzu city tunnelers at the saloon. though i guess the saloon isnt much of a sports bar. they should get a tv #the idea that he walks around in a matching sportsteam jersey and shorts all the time is too much. its killing me. #my taste in guys ABYSMAL #stardew valley

[citrlet]

i have a slight mods addiction so here's part 2! part 1 linked here

~under the cut as usual because there's just too dang much

visual aesthetics

medieval sheds (to go with medieval buildings / medieval sdve / way back pelican town)

secret garden terrarium

starkissed skintones

rosedryads fairy wings & accessories

dynamic reflections

chest deco

hummingbirds

moths

bees

ladybugs

too many swatches furniture recolor

fancy trash and resources retexture

fancy vanilla and sve elixirs retexture

fancy qi items and misc stuff retexture

fancy fishing and tackles retexture

fancy crops and forage retexture

fancy artisan goods icons retexture

fancy rings and shoes retexture

fancy artifacts retexture

fishing rod bobbler retexture

warp totems to magic books

more elegant farmer body

gameplay

aimons more lively quarry

aimons lively sewer

distant lands witch swamp expansion

the farmers children

mr. ginger cat npc

jorts and jeans cat npcs

amanita lover

lnh fantasy farm cave

downtown zuzu

strange machines revisited

fieval goes east scarp

rodney o'brien

juliet and jesse

professor jasper thomas

alecto the witch

mechanics

better shipping bin

smart building

furniture placement tweaks

furniture adjustment

misc

buildable large tree pack

mystical buildings

shyzies string lights

divine decor

guxelbits furniture

lunes offerings

aimons fancy farmhouse

aimons tidy cozy cellar

aimons fancy greenhouse

redesigned shed layout

tidy cozy ginger island farmhouse

additional bus interior map

greenhouse furniture set

sailor moon hairstyles and clothing (fashion sense version in the comments section)

shyzies seasonal rugs

seasonal open windows

futan bears

romantic fountains and arches

romantic furniture

bathroom furniture

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #stardew mods #stardew mods list #stardew valley mods #stardew valley mods list #sdv mods #sdv mods list #posting this here first so it has more chance to be seen #i've fully leaned into the fairy/witch core aesthetic finally #i should romance magnus but im going for sterling this run #i want to play but i really want to get some of my guide done too T-T

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

[autisticslp]

Me, playing Stardew Valley:

#I was an actual farm kid okay #it’s absolutely *not hay* #at least you get some of it from grass but it should be green #stardew valley #sdv

[oreostarlight]

Farmer: Elliott! Did it hurt when you fell?

Elliott: In love with you? ;)

Farmer: … I love you, Elliott, I do. So much. BUT YOU JUST DOWN A WHOLE FLIGHT OF STAIRS

#sdv #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew valley #stardew valley incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #stardew valley farmer #sdv elliott #stardew elliott #stardew valley elliott #elliott x farmer #elliott: please help me farmer! i’ve fallen so hard for you i cannot get up ❤️ #farmer: elliott i love you so much but your ankle should not be bending like that please shut up so i can call harvey

[pivsketch]

picked up stardew valley again, i havent played it since 2018(!) so theres a lot of new stuff to experience. heres some shanes i was fiddling with while taking a break from working on something else. id like to say thanks to my friend synth for valuable input during this process

and just because i happen to have a work-in-progress screencap on hand, heres what this looked like three hours previous lol:

#yes... i know i draw shane and calhoun almost exactly the same... what can i say. the heart wants what the heart wants #stardew valley #stardew shane #pixel art #i didnt intend to make this look like im making a portrait mod (because im not) but man. it really does look like i should be huh lmao #no instead im doing something extremely more ambitious (picking up my fucking stardew overworld sprite overhaul project again) #i dont know how to post my progress on that without jinxing myself and/or getting everyone's hopes up... #but i only ever posted about it on some dead blog of mine 6-8 years ago & it still looks good. would be a shame to leave it at that

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I've got a more wholesome and simple request this time How would the SVE marriagables react to the Farmer telling them that they want to start a family (aka have kids with them)? And how quickly would they wanna "get to work" after the Farmer suggested it?

"Get to work", huh... 🌚

I have to say, I was a little hesitant about whether to make Farmer someone specific here. But in the end I decided to make Farmer as neutral as possible. Thank you so much for your question and enjoy 💕

SVE bachelors/ettes react to the Farmer telling them that they want to start a family (have kids with them):

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Magnus Rasmodius:

Yoba have mercy, Magnus has mixed emotions after Farmer said the word 'children'.... Technically, Magnus already has a daughter, but the wizard never took part in raising her. He blamed himself for the mistakes of his youth and no longer believed he would find happiness. But the beautiful Farmer appeared in his life, love, wedding, and now... This time, Magnus will do the right thing. Wizard finally believe he deserves another chance at a happy life and he'll do everything he can to be a wonderful husband to Farmer and a wonderful father to his and their children. No mistakes, not a step backwards. To his bedroom! Erm, that was too rush, wasn't it?

Victor:

"I've waited a long time for this moment... Honey, we'll get to it right now." *winks* "Wait for me here, dear...." *returns with a pile of books from the bookcase* "So, let's start with the 'everything for expectant parents' book...." If the Farmer was expecting, ahem, 'practice in the bedroom', well... they'll get it, but a little later. Victor decided to familiarise himself with the theory of starting a family first, to get it right, and then move on to the practice. He wants everything to go smoothly and safely for both of them. Such an exciting moment for Victor. Don't worry, Farmer, he will organise everything. I think they'll start in a month.

Lance:

*Chuckle* "What a coincidence, I just wanted to discuss this with you." Lance had been thinking about having a baby for a while now, but first the adventurer wanted to talk about his and Farmer's time management. After all, the baby would need all of parents' attention, and with the adventurer's responsibilities (Farmer + their basic farming duties) that could be problematic. However, when Farmer and Lance have discussed important questions, the pink-haired man will smile genuinely at Farmer and shower them with kisses. And then picks Farmer up in his arms and carries them to the bedroom, "to do his conjugal duty."

Sophia:

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?! Wait, no- I mean yes! I want kids! I mean... Right now?" Poor Sophia, she's red as a tomato, the question caught her off guard. In fact, she had been thinking about becoming a mum for a long time, but couldn't bring herself to bring it up with Farmer. But her spouse was ahead of the uncertain girl. The preparation itself will not begin immediately - the girl wants to anticipate everything. Special books and courses on what to do during pregnancy/what documents to prepare for adoption, prepare the house, prepare herself... It will take several months for sure, because Sophia takes it very seriously, and even though she is worried, the pink-haired girl knows that with her beloved Farmer they can do anything.

Claire:

"Kids? Oh, I don't even know..." Don't get Claire wrong - she would love to be a mother. It's just that weddings, fitting into a new community, moving to the farm and adapting to a new life - Claire is just getting used to it, and wouldn't want to rush things. And the ballet fan is very grateful that her spouse turned out to be an understanding person. In her spare time, Claire will be watching videos on the internet or reading articles useful for parents. For now, Claire and Farmer will slowly but surely prepare the house for a new family member, and in about six months she is ready to conceive a child/sign all the adoption papers.

Olivia:

Olivia knows exactly what to do when having a baby. After all, she'd already raised one child, her precious son, and she still remembered the right way to start. Only Olivia didn't know if her Farmer would share the idea of having children, but she's happy that Farmer was the first to broach the subject. In the case of pregnancy, they'd get started right away. If the case of adoption, that wise woman would first study what documents are needed to draw up the adoption so that there are no problems later in the process. Olivia won't forget to share funny stories from Victor's childhood, which will have wisdom and advice for Farmer as a future parent. How excited she is, very excited!

#thanks for the ask! #sve #stardew valley expanded #stardew valley #sdv #sve lance #sve magnus #sdv wizard #sve victor #sve sophia #sve claire #sve olivia #sve headcanon #In general the last sentence just made me think: should I make the farmer specific or leave them neutral? #and decided to leave Farmer neutral #Heh while I was writing the text to Lance a funny scenario played out in my head #My OC farmer Julian is male (he/him). And he suggested to Lance that they have children together #Naturally Lance agreed and decided to get to work immediately. So he picked up Julian in his arms like a bride and carried them to the bed #Julian was very surprised and asked what Lance was doing. Lance: 'hmm? I'm getting to work ;)' #And what Julian meant by “get to work” was to fill out the adoption paperwork 😳 #Julian doesn't complain tho 🌝 #Lots of chatter about my OC. So I'll leave this in the tags.

[almalex24]

id be like "sorry for not posting (excuse) happened" but the excuse this time is that the new stardew valley update came out and almost every single moment of free time ive had is used to play it. my bad at the same time my brain decided that its been long enough and now lea is occupying almost every thought i have (expect more art here soon......) and im not allowing myself to open crosscode until i finish my new farm so i thought why not just combine the two... it was fun designing her! :]

#i didnt go through with it because seeing her every time i play would make me go insane #but before the update came out my friend and i were talking about making my farmer look like lea so i could get the best of both worlds #itd be fun though. let the girl farm. something something that one stream art where shes in sdv. i digress #crosscode #lea crosscode #doodle #my art #crosscode art #art gallery #stardew valley #<- why not #incase someone from the sdv tag sees this you should play crosscode. Btw

[gaia-mix-nicolosi]

Have a Pomni I made yesterday. I'm not made for sculptures...

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #it was a chinese playdough with the images of 3 playdough animals and kumatora on it #and my dad said i should have made penny and maru from stardew valley or maybe manuali armeni #but i made pomni instead #but they're all “anime game characters” as someone would say - bc many people would say that the character is'nt important #and that it's important that they're fictional and that they should be interchangeable and i should be more interested in real life #which i often feel like i will be once i get over my obsessions

[sarlias]

My Stardew Valley character is cute so I sketched her.

#my art #stardew valley #sdv #traditional art #I slapped some light colors on in photoshop #the ironic part is that I only sketched her because I wanted to draw her cute winter hat and forgot #then was too afraid trying to add the hat would ruin it #Also her winter dress should have long sleeves but I can't get that mod to work ;-; #Her hair is messy 100% of the time and probably has straw and leaves stuck in it tbh

[aurora-ze-aquarius]

Inspired by eindersein's post (x), and a discord conversation I had with @changanomaly.

I gave into my impulses and instead of working on my painting (for homework), I instead put the boys in Barong Tagalog.

Normal ass humans.

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv elliott #elliott stardew valley #stardew valley elliott #🌌🖌️ #should I tag the main artist I easily get nervous around other people oop-

[average-dilf-enjoyer]

HOLY SHIT???

#sdv harvey #harvey stardew valley #stardew valley #im losing my mind #he basically said we should get married whattt #i love him sm

[anti-transphobia]

Everyone posts about how Stardew Valley is a cozy LGBT+ inclusive game but NO ONE mentions the lack of a platonic option for the bachelors/bachelorettes. Which would be good for aspec people and also just more pleasant for many casual players I believe but that's not even the point. I just want to become best friends with everyone and not only does that require me dating everyone at once and feeling like a sleazebag because of it (ik the bad cutscene can be avoided but I know in my heart they'd be hurt if they knew) BUT it also means the women flirt with me!!!!! Constantly!!!!!!! It makes me sick to my stomach. Truly ruining the characters I liked

#this post is not that serious or meant to be an Analysis or a Discourse Post or a Hot Take or whatever #i just think the dating thing needs to be handled differently #i should be able to Not Date characters and still get 10 hearts with them #also ive never made it far enough in stardew valley to marry someone and this is the first time i could even date someone #and ive heard that the flirtatious comments dont stop once you're married which is. really awkward for me #i mean i could probably handle the guys flirting with me while im married but id hope being married would be an off switch for it #its just awkward to have ppl im not actually dating and only gave a bouquet to so i can be their friend be called my bf/gf when. they're Not #i seriously need to find some kind of mod to fix this once i finish getting all the girls up to ten hearts #i will deal with the stomach churning grossness of the flirting for a while so i can see everything #but then I'm DONE!!! I'm DONE!!!! I just want my friends back!!!! #maru and abigail and haley !!! my buds!!! #NOT emily shes scary and NOT leah because we just didn't click and DEFINITELY not penny because i fucking hate her #penny sucks. penny dni #but yeah the flirting feels gross because im gay and repulsed by women romantically/sexually #and even though i did open myself up to this by playing the game. because i dont want it it feels like its being forced on me #which makes it feel even WORSE than normal #and its like. not only do i feel like I'm stringing along these characters #but i feel like my friendship with my favourites is ruined :(