going to be absolutely insufferable on the 3rd of may
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Vanessa: *Hugs Prince from behind*
Vanessa: *Tucks Prince's hair behind his ear*
Vanessa, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
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I’m out of good photos again so behold the cellar spider (family Pholcidae) who lives above my door.
Her name is Lucretia and she catches a lot of bees and hover flies.
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my plan to desensitize myself to creepy cellar spiders by getting attached to one is working too well btw. now i kinda want to reach into the spiderweb to see if i can find out exactly what species she is.
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i'm sorry but the funniest scene in bg3 is araj oblodra blowing up her own house bcs she was doing experiments on tav's blood, then running out of the burning building while slightly on fire yelling "hot! hot! HOT!".
then afterwards if you enter her house (or what's left of it), she says "a cosy little spot, isn't it?". like girl, this place just exploded, i woudn't exactly call it cosy.
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"[Arthur] located the door to the cellar and opened it with a flourish.
‘What’s this?’ Gwen said with disgust, as he took a lit torch from the wall and started down the steps into the darkness.
‘What do you mean, “What’s this”? You live here, don’t you?’
‘I don’t make a habit,’ Gwendoline said, stumbling on the stairs as she
hurried to keep up, ‘of opening mystery doors and walking into dark tunnels with unreliable men.’ "
-Gwen & Art Are Not In Love
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mirel wagner save me ... save me mirel wagner
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grayson not even calling avery when he's away in tfg and jameson calling her every single night and saying that if she says the word he'd come back to her all the way from italy, where he went because of her–
the endgame couldn't be more obvious
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i just think its crazy that ppl change their name back when they reidentify or detanstion or whatever like 1. that was enough hassle the first time theres no way im bothering with all that again, and 2. didnt we learn that gender is fake and made up and you can be called whatever it doesnt matter
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All this was prepared for me. All this was set in motion long ago. I live in someone else’s future. I stayed as long as I could, he said. Now look at the moon.
— Richard Siken, from The Worm King's Lullaby
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