i'm sorry but the funniest scene in bg3 is araj oblodra blowing up her own house bcs she was doing experiments on tav's blood, then running out of the burning building while slightly on fire yelling "hot! hot! HOT!".
then afterwards if you enter her house (or what's left of it), she says "a cosy little spot, isn't it?". like girl, this place just exploded, i woudn't exactly call it cosy.
The icon. The Legend. The moment. Your favorite Simfluencer's favorite Simfluencer Trendsetter: Persephone Lorraine McCoy, formerly known as Penny Pizzazz.
I've got big plans for my lil sweet pea. Her life is literally about to be a movie. I spent 2 hours and 38 minutes on her in CAS. Crazy thing is it only took 23 minutes to "make her"...the other 2 hours and 15 minutes was dressing her up. 🙃 I still need to make/update her family & decorate her condo...and spin her around in cas some more! Lol.
Bro I had the sudden craving to hear the line “You make me so fucking happy” from one of the boys but the problem is I forgot which one said it.
So I’m out here for half an hour going from Vincent to Gavin to David to Gavin to David to Vincent to Gavin to Vincent to David bc im CONVINCED one of them said it bc of the voice in my head
Then as I’m scrolling to get to Gavin I hear my brain go “Imagine Asher said it lol”
you're a guy. pull down your pants. yea, that's it. see that? girls don't have big throbbing cocks. you do, sir.
you're nothing but a vile, perverted man. I can see you getting harder, sir. I bet you're already mentally disrobing me. You desperately wanna bend me over and fuck me. With your big, throbbing, manly cock. Don't deny it.
that's it, you filthy fuck. stroke your fat cock in front of me like I'm some porno. I bet you imagine yourself as the guy in those Videos. i bet you fantasize about conquering all your female friends.
Shush, don't you try and act out of turn. You're a man, your cock needs a woman's touch. o-oh fuck- you've had enough, eh? What a dirty fucking man- already can't hold yourself back? mmmm fuck, pump that manly fuckstick into me. I bet you won't even last a minute, mmmph
You've finally given into your biological urges. you wanna become a father, don't you. you wanna sire offspring with a real woman. That's it, good boy. Impregnate me. Impregnate me like men are supposed to. You're gonna make such a good husband.
much respect to the other competitors left but if liv octavius doesn't win. unironically shes the only one here whos visibly aged AND portrayed as attractive instead of a joke and that alone deserves the sexywoman champion title
Died on this day: that ineffably feline and insolent Siamese cat-in-human-form, smoky-eyed Golden Age Hollywood leading lady Lauren Bacall (née Betty Joan Perske, 16 September 1924 – 12 August 2014). Encyclopedia Britannica summarizes the imperious Bacall’s screen persona more succinctly than I ever could: “American actress known for her portrayals of provocative women who hid their soft core underneath a layer of hard-edged pragmatism.” (When I say “imperious”, that’s my diplomatic way of saying “notoriously temperamental and terrifying”). Of course, I love Bacall in the classic 1940s films noir she made with her husband Humphrey Bogart (To Have and Have Not (1944), The Big Sleep (1946), Dark Passage (1947) and Key Largo (1948)) and her great 1950s films like How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) and Written on the Wind (1956). To her eternal credit, Bacall made gutsy, adventurous film choices late in her career, opting to appear in Dogville (2003) by Lars von Trier, Birth (2004), Paul Schrader’s The Walker (2007) and playing herself on TV’s The Sopranos (2006). (She was quoted as saying she dreamed of working with Pedro Almodovar). But hey, I’m perverse so my favourite Bacall performances are in Young Man with a Horn (1950) (as Kirk Douglas’ icily self-possessed lesbian socialite wife) and the schlocky exploitation films Shock Treatment (1964) and The Fan (1981). And La Bacall’s 1980s High Point instant coffee commercials are camp sacred texts!