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no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

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hits you with a wicked palm strike that disrupts your swag

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Espeon and Umbreon ko-fi doodle for Yama!

I’m accepting pokemon ko-fi doodle requests here! ✨

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WHAT IS SHE DOING UP HERE

discord. enough is enough

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#the city of boston should be put on trial for the garden alone #idc that its called something else now. they must answer for their crimes

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#<-baby got sick of waiting for an attendant and was like FINE i’ll do it my damn self since nobody else helps out around this house

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fuck this whole world

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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wizards are real but they're all the descendants of cassandra so they're also all cursed by apollo such that nobody would believe their powers so they basically don't even try

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it’s like they went “hmm. people really didn’t like that last update we did. what if we fixed none of those things and somehow made it even worse”

discord. enough is enough

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remembering the time i showed my dad knives out and he was like "i thought it was good up until that long explanation at the end" like bro how do you think murder mysteries work

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discord. enough is enough

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine