*Just kinda,, nervously nudges this at you*
This is what I chickened out of drawing last night
BEEEEEEEEEE *ENTHUSIASTICALLY PUTS THIS IN MY MOUUUTH*
IT'S ANIMAL TIME BABY!!!!! IT'S AMINAL TIME!!!! CANON BEE CAT!!!!!! BEE CAAAT!!!! THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO GO INSANE WE'RE FUCKING LOAFING DUDE OMGGGGGGGGG
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this scene is so funny because you have Duck, the character that canonically
has rabies
bites people hard enough to leave flesh wounds
killed a bread child in front of his mother for no reason
has forged documents that have lead to many deaths,
claiming that a bunch of friendly tool workers that look like this
are the feral ones
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My brain is so full of desert duo brainrot that I can see two entirely unrelated socks and get flashbacks to 3rd life
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If you're still doing the pride flag animal things..
Could you do an aroace Jaguar or Raven?
I just thought they might look cool.
An aroace raven is very cool, I agree. Here ya go!
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Entertaining Highlights from Kakashi Retsuden:
Kakashi being immediately labelled as a heartthrob in Redaku despite the fact people can only see half of his face: “The village aunties are talking about him. They say he’s tall and handsome.”
Even the kid he's tutoring remarks on how good-looking he is: He also knew that they said he was a fine man. It wasn’t the whole cool thing of him wearing a mask, but maybe because his features were nicely balanced, he did look somehow like a painting standing there.
This description of Pakkun, Kakashi's tiny, grumpy pug, as told by a child: “But he shoots beams of light out of his mouth. His eyes are sharp, and he’s so big he can leap over a bear in a single bound.”
When Kakashi reads a book about himself and privately complains it doesn't depict him as awkward or pathetic enough!!
Kakashi dressed in a maid's uniform worrying about being discovered as ninja, but actually it's just more people talking about how hot they find him: Kakashi reflexively braced himself, hyper aware of the position of the knife beneath his skirt. The maids continued, eyes glittering. “Where did they find such a sullen tutor, hm!” “Right? I’m really into that kind of downer-ish old guy.”
Kakashi beating up fifty shinobi by himself, using only a pot and its lid, and his own body, as well as only half his vision (at night, no less) to put them all to sleep (and not thinking for a moment that only using one of his two equally-functioning eyes would be a disadvantage in a fight)!!
Kakashi sending an All-Ages Version of Make-Out Paradise to his temporary student like the horrible little man he is (said with utmost love) and simultaneously using his endorsement sticker on that book to reveal that he was the Sixth Hokage all along!
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Not enough people understand the true nature of Jurassic Park methinks. Can it be enjoyed as a dinosaur horror? Absolutely. But I personally think it's much more enjoyable as a biological sci-fi. These aren't dinosaurs, they are biological monsters made in the shape of dinosaurs. They cut corners, they used frog DNA to fill in what they didn't have. John Hammond brought these experts along to see if their reactions would be "Oh my god that's a dinosaur" and then moved along when it was exactly that. But idk, that's just me.
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Istg if Khun Feathers dies in order for one of the couples to have rough bdsm sex I’m gonna lose my shit
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JUST TELL ME PUCTH HAD A HAPPY ENDING TELL ME PITCH HAD A HAPPY ENDING I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE DDOENT I WILL FUCMI G SCREAM A
MAN!!!!!!!! IM IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU!!!!!!!! IM JUST THE DRAWER!!!!!! 😰😰
HERE IS A NORMAL, UNHORRIFIED PITCH TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR TROUBLES 👍
CONCILIATORY PITCH FACT: HE'S BASED OFF OF WARBLING WHITE EYES FOUND IN JAPAN :]]
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