Shippinion on meloghia(melon guy and angry ice boi) and rispro (blood boiyo and old man)?
I see a lotta content Abt them and the ships... Intrigue me. I personally feel they need to be in h e a v I l y altered fannon to even be considered because of... Reasons (melone you ho-)
for both of them, I'm pretty neutral. They have good content that I don't mind seeing or reading it, but I'm probably not going to go out of my way to look for the stuff
if I had to pick between the two? Rispro interests me more because they have the vibe of two tired parents trying to wrangle their insane family
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Can I request la squadra with a reader with a biting problem? NOT in a kinky way, like they basically chew on anything they can like a dog. That pen that someone lost? Readers chewing on it. The strings on your hoodie are busted? They were chewed on by reader. THANK YOU 🙏
La Squadra x Reader with a Biting Problem Headcanons
I'm so sorry for taking so long to get to this 😅😅 been focusing on other stuff lately and been forgetting to write
Formaggio
- Oh he also has a biting problem!!
- If you had a nickel for every time you saw Formaggio get ink all over him for biting a pen too hard, you'd get two nickels
- He doesn't mind your bad habit, he thinks it's adorable!
- It's not a big deal to him, just another cute quirk you both share
- Bite him he'd bite you back <3
Illuso
- He's going to act disgusted even though you know he has the same biting habit
- You'd loan him a pencil and he'd return it with the eraser accidentally bit off
- He's in complete denial about it though. Might try to convince you that you did it.
- He's a terrible liar and stubborn so it's useless trying to argue about it
- Tease him and he'd get so pouty about it, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at you
Prosciutto
- Okay yeah I think he's the only one who doesn't share anything with you because he fears you chewing on his stuff
- And also unfortunately for you he will always be in someone's business
- He'd see you chew on the neckline of your shirt and he'd lightly scold you like "What are you, a goat? Stop it."
- I promise you he can be caring about it
- For example he cares a lot about the condition of your clothes. That's why you don't chew on it. See, he's helpful.
Pesci
- He's a chronic biter too, but he does it out of nerves!
- Constantly asks if you're okay when he sees you fidgeting and biting something
- Sure he knows you just do it when you're bored, but this man is always stressed and worries that you might be getting anxious over something too
- Pesci has a bad habit of biting his nails, thinking about you both reminding each other to break the habit!
- Pesci is just super supportive, having someone like him to help him to stop biting is a major relief
Melone
- Melone doesn't care for the most part, he just asks you to refrain from chewing around his juniors
- He doesn't like to think about the chaos that'd bring if Babyface decided to eat anything and everything they see because they wanted to copy your behavior
- But Melone is ever the teasing type, he sees you chewing on a pen or him, and he's always going to make it something more than it actually is
- Like he's the kind of guy to ask for one of your chewed up pencils just bite and lick at it, all while maintaining eye contact.
- All in the efforts to fluster, make you mad, etc. Everything you do is amusing to him
Ghiaccio
- Reader you are so lucky he likes you because it's one of his major pet peeves
- Ghiaccio doesn't like it, you will get certain privileges revoked because you chew on his things
- Things you're banned from: His pens, pencils, hoodies, erasers, literally anything in his room
- But also it irritates him that he's picked up your biting habit
- It's when he's in deep thought and working, he'll occasionally chew on a pen or bite through the wires on his headphones
Risotto
- I think he tries to mind his business about it, he doesn't outwardly say his thoughts on the biting problem, but it's telling that you have never even held one of his pens
- Risotto doesn't think it's gross, he just likes to have things without bite marks, y'know?
- Literally he only cares if it's his own stuff getting bit, with everything else he believes you and the others can talk it out
- If you're even closer to him, he may find it endearing.
- It's like seeing someone focussing with their tongue poking out, it's just a weirdly cute quirk of yours
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Hello, may I please ask for headcanons for la squadra reacting to their s/o turning absolutely feral when they got backed to a corner. They got kidnapped and they turned crazy, like they bite their captor’s throat and rip it out, blood and all and scratch their eyes out. Please
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˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . okay, read this one and got quite of like "huh...?", imagine the scene was something for sure. i'll make this as them all dating reader, simply because it wasn't specified. hope you like it, dear anon (<3).
˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, mentions of blood and slight gore.
–the nerve someone had to kidnap you wasn't anything normal, especially considering who you were affiliated with.
–to say that madness spread through the base as soon as they realized your absence was an understatement.
–there were hours in which the group of seven men did everything and more to find where you were and, once they found out your exact location, plan in detail how to attack and get you out of there with the least possible damage.
–so, imagine their surprises when upon entering where you were, they found themselves face to face with a scene that not even in their worst dreams they could fathom.
more under the cut
–blood, a lot of blood on the walls and floor.
–two limp bodies on the ground, neither being yours, their throats bitten to the point where their heads almost looked decapitated. crimson puddles surrounded the corpses, an expression of horror evident on their faces.
–however, what caught the group's attention the most was, without a doubt, how your lips, your jaw, you were stained with the blood of those two… what had you just done?
—of all, the most concerned duo is, without a doubt, prosciutto and pesci. they both can't help: one, fearing that you had hurt yourself, and two, worrying about how you had done that. even the older one screaming at you for doing that, although, he later apologized for shouting at you after such a stressful event. and, the younger one, almost started crying, yet with some words from yours he managed to relax.
—risotto was, to no one's surprise, the one that reacted the calmest; simply asking if you were okay and sending the others to help clean up any evidence that could incriminate you. yes, once in the solitude of his room, he hugged you as if it were the last time he'd do so and whispered in your ear how worried he actually was.
—the first thing illuso and formaggio did, after putting on an expression of pure surprise, was laugh and joke about the massacre you did. in spite of their concern for you, knowing that you were fine, they both decided to take it more as something funny that you'd laugh at in the future, yes, they both gave you hugs (illuso did so in secret).
—melone was in charge of checking to see if you had any injuries or physical wounds, which you didn't have, much less the marks from the ropes with which they tied your hands and possible damage to your jaw from such bites that you launched. he laughed softly, and despite that, he left a kiss on your forehead telling you not to do that again and to give them a little more time to get there.
—if you think prosciutto yelled at you, wait until you see the reaction ghiaccio had. the poor guy lost his temper faster than usual, commenting loudly on the madness of it all. more exalted one couldn't be. although, later, once he had calmed down, he also asked for your forgiveness.
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