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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.

Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)

Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/

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Not a tail but a pillow

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i know i'm who i am today because i knew you 20 YEARS OF WICKED: FOR GOOD idina menzel & kristin chenoweth • ana gasteyer & kate reinders • alyssa fox & mckenzie kurtz • christine dwyer & jenni barber • idina menzel & kristin chenoweth • stephanie j block & kendra kassebaum • alyssa fox & mckenzie kurtz • lindsay heather pearce & brittney johnson • idina menzel & kristin chenoweth • idina menzel, kristin chenoweth, & various elphabas and glindas of broadway

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In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Sequel comic here.

And here he meets the Lion.

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Elphaba stop bullying your boyfriend.

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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Now in love with the idea of Nino meticulously breaking pens in the Agreste house and Gorilla carrying Nino out of the house while he screams "I'LL SAVE YOU MR ADRIEN'S DAD! NO MATTER HOW MANY PENS OR MUGS IT TAKES! I'LL BREAK IT ALL! I WILL FIND THE AKUMA AND SAVE YOU! AND IF YOUR HOUSE IS THE AKUMA, I'LL BREAK IT ALL!"

Ladybug turning up "Mr Agreste, I don't know if I can fix this all as no akuma de-evilised but I can try?" with distant yelling in the background of "Ladybug! Break it! De-evilise the akuma! Break the house! Break the house!!"

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Miraculous but Gabriel is a writer of a failing comic/cartoon/other media form series so looking at how successful New York has been (Majestia having a comic) starts using the butterfly to maybe drum up sales.

He's now in too deep. He needs motivation. He needs to sales. He needs to find a way to not end up being beat up by two teenagers just because he wanted to be a successful author

Alya is convinced Gabs is Hawky because of the similarities in his series to their new reality. Nino looks at her panicked "oh no do you think Adrien's father was the first victim and now all he writes becomes reality?! That must be why he's such an absent asshole. If we save him perhaps then Adrien can have his family together"

Alya isn't convinced. Nino wants to save Gabriel and keeps breaking things in the Agreste house thinking it's an akumatised object. Marinette is worried they have the wrong target and Emilie fled in shame of her actions when she got akumatised (by accident) to support Gabriel's dreams only then to be trapped by her own akuma creations. Adrien doesn't know what's going on but his father's writing has gotten better though a bit more hateful towards the heroes....

Bonus note: When they then learn of sentimonsters they think that's what Hawky is and not just a "everything I draw becomes reality" like with Evilustrator. Nino still breaks things.

Note: He's still rich but less rich than he once was.

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New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

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Taxi

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jason: seriously grave robber —

tim: memorial case.

jason: i - hm?

tim: i robbed your memorial case, not your grave silly, you weren’t even in your grave for me to rob it!

jason: wait… did you check??

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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Idk maybe it’s favoritism but while I do see Marinette outgrowing her Big Fashion Industry idolization, Max will be falling for crypto scams well into his 40s

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