#Pls don't attack me

[mellowwillowy]

Yan! Surgeon: ... Say what?

Reader: I said I want to perform this cosmetic surge-

Yan! Surgeon: No no no, absolutely not! You are beautiful already! Drop dead gorgeous, breathtaking, even more than Aphrodite and Apollo would ever be! No no no, I'm not going to approve this, better yet, you should never perform any of those! Hey, send this notice to the others, they are not in a fit condition for this surgery!

Reader: ??? Is this some sort of new advertisement method??? To either flatter or piss off your client???

Reader didn't get to perform any cosmetic surgery in the end. The other brother part-timing as a dentist.

Bonus 2, the doctor

#Yandere x reader #Yandere OC #Noel the Unbent #CatboX #Yandere scenarios #Yandere imagines #pls don't attack me

[codej130]

‘98 Vash’s scars are hot

#trigun #trigun stampede #does this need a tw? #pls don't attack me

[konigceo]

The original sin was me and you,

It was the knowledge of good and evil.

The fate of humanity doomed, he knew;

The fallen angel, he, now the devil.

As Eve to Adam, my Sun to your Moon.

Cast out of Eden, the flower wreath dropped,

Your heart shattered, our bliss broken too soon.

The gates to Eden were guarded and locked.

The years that passed will not bring us apart.

For you and I are Adam and Eve, our

Fate brought us forth, and till death do us part. 

The forbidden fruit has long gone sour.

Though, my sin will not keep us from our love;

My Adam, my dear, my purest white dove.

#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #do we fw the sonnet #sonnet #it's actually for school #but i liked it #enough to post it :3 #i'm not a poet by any means #pls don't attack me #loosely based on #paradise lost #by #john milton #bc it's cool #anyways yeah !! #love u guys mwah mwah

[multifandomenjoyerr]

pet peeve

Everytime I see reader x character (specifically agere content, but also in general) it's always gonna assume you're female if the canon character is male

Just say you don't believe every gender outside of the feminine identity exist on this app and be done w it. Please

#unrelated post #Gray's rambles #This doesn't include when it specifically says “fem!reader” that's fine #But if it isn't specified it's usually always female #Idk why it annoys me so bad #As a transman (agender to be specific) #Pls don't attack me #I'm half joking with my sarcasm #But eh. Still #May post headcanons later BTW #Might delete this idk. I usually delete these posts anyway #Especially where it's like “x reader” and no specified gender until you're referred as she/her #Like no #not everyone who searches 'x reader' of male characters are female #dude #Coming from someone who does x reader fics yk? Idk #Mindless rambling

[trinitycove]

Gyns I have a genuine question so please don't dogpile me I want to learn!

I was told by the prof who peaked me about the fact that married women don't live as long as married men, women live longer if they remain single (I assume this study was het-focused.) I believed this for years and I still do to an extent. The reason I say "to an extent" is that the research I am doing to back this up is giving me mixed results.

For example, this is from Psychology Today which isn't necessarily the best source, but they do link to their sources and give different studies results.

Like I want to know the truth. Who has a link to a credible source on this? I would love to be able to continue believing all that this prof ever taught me. She was a great mentor and very well-researched. I am just struggling to find which study everyone is referring to!

#me #radblr #pls don't attack me #not saying the fact is wrong #just want to be able to back it up with the research

[deltatheblue]

what if in winter leaves fukcing dies i forgot to add snow but

#pls don't attack me #osc #object shows #battle for dream island #bfb #bfdi #bfdi leafy #bfb leafy #bfdi firey #bfb firey

[sleepy-moss09]

IT'S LITERALLY 11 PM RIGHT NOW BUT I DON'T CARE, I CAN'T STAY SILENT ABOUT THIS ANY LONGER

THE MAN WITH THE YELLOW HAT FROM CURIOUS GEORGE IS FUCKING GAY AND YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

Thank you for listening.

Have a great day.

#the man with the yellow hat is gay #but he's too stupid to realize #this is just my headcanon #pls don't attack me #curious george #lgbtq

[nalgrassess]

im kinda glad that the teen titans animated show (im not sure if there was any other one) ended. not that im happy with the way it ended but im just glad it didn't continue any longer.

the characters were made with the intent of having their hero identities be their only identity. so it would have been relatively strange for the series to try to go deeper into their stories past all they've already managed. the titans have all had their own respective arcs about themselves (im a bit wiff waffy about cyborg) that gives pretty good insight on the characters, has things that feel like setups for more and even hints at them having secret identities, but it felt like that was it. that there was nothing more to it and that we were never going to know.

i love the series and maybe its just a me thing but the fact that the mask is always on has always stopped me from wondering past that. the finale with season 5 (?) was a good place to stop. they beat the biggest bad guy and their lives would continue as normal. that was that. they peaked. cant go anywhere else without taking the mask off. but there isn't a mask to take off.

#i probably described this very poorly #pls don't attack me #I haven't watch the show in years so im just basing this off my feelings at the time #teen titans #teen titans animated #dc

[askforcefamily]

beyblade burst Chozetsu oc

I redrew her again! She has black hair but I lightened it up a bit , I was lazy to put real black and to adjust the outline to white

I used to ship her with phi help 😭

#Beyblade #beyblade oc x cannon #beyblade burst turbo #beyblade #Beyblade Oc #beyblade burst Chozetsu #Beyblade Burst #Oc #Beyblade Burst Chozetsu oc #Beyblade burst oc x cannon #oc x cannon #Beyblade burst oc #Beyblade oc #pls don't attack me #Phi #Phi Beyblade

[hellomom236]

Kenny headcanon

The reason he dressed as princess Kenny was because he just wanted to be included in the game. He acted like he liked being a princess, but deep down he hated it. He wants to be called, "Prince Kenny". Not "Princess Kenny".

He's too afraid to tell them he doesn't want to be the chick in the game because he thinks they'll be rude. Btw if he ever told them he wanted to be a prince instead of a princess, they would be okay with it because they don't want to make their transmasc orange airpod feel dysphoric.

#this is my headcanon #pls don't attack me #south park

[luna-the-artist09]

Bestie really thought.

I normaly don't piont out spelling since mine is even worse as you can see but honey, Don't try to get me when you don't even know that Dutch is a languege ;-;

#I am bad @ grammer #I am bad @ spelling #:-: #Dutch #The Netherlands #Comments #💀 #cringe #I really thought I did something #they really thought they did something #pls don't attack me #youtube #youtube shorts comment section #i'll keep ya'll updated

[rayes-rain]

As a kataang girlie myself, seeing so many zutara shippers saying they hope it becomes canon in netflix atla makes me sad for them. Like, girl, you deserve better.

#idk maybe that's my Canon Privilege talking #avatar the last airbender #atla #netflix avatar #netflix atla #kataang #also i say this out of care pls don't attack me i know what this fandom can be like #like netflix atla isn't horrible but the characterizations are still weak in a lot of respects #i don't really want kataang OR zutara to become canon frankly

[bambooshuohuop]

He loves me, He loves me not. (One-Shot)

In many possible AU's, someone could be lucky enough to be Zhongli's (mortal) lover, the famous Liyuean in the Harbor. they get to experienced his gentle and patient love, his sweet whispers and caress cuddling them a good night.

yet all was for nought, when they realized Zhongli could only whisper those sweet things because they reminded him of Guizhong— who he kept insisting was his mere friend.

; attempted angst (no comfort?), Zhongli x Reader, Guizhong (mentioned), distorted perception of love(?), lowercase

it was a humble day in Liyue Harbor. the night was calm with its gentle breeze, the laughter in the night market being its main jolly tune. amidst the pairs of lovers, people could see the most famous one walking hand in hand.

Zhongli could most definitely feel the gossips and stares. although he was already immune through the millennia that he had to endure it, the same thing couldn't be said for his dear lover.

❛darling, should we brisk walk to that boutique?❜ he asked as he sneakily placed his free hand on his pocket, glad that he remembered to bring a stash of Mora. after all, his lover has been paying for their dates the past few weeks. it was only fair to pay them back.

❛oh, is there an occasion?❜ they asked as though unfazed, yet Zhongli could feel their grip tightening on his arm. he caresses his fingers through their clothes in hopes to calm them down.

❛hm? should there be an occasion to show my love for you?❜ Zhongli felt them flinch at his question, but he paid no heed thinking they were merely shocked.

❛(Name)?❜

to them, they grimaced at their involuntary movement. their heart beating erratically as the searing burn in their chest began to flame hard. his question ignited the ugly emotions swirling within, even with their attempts on quelling it down.

they didn't think Zhongli had noticed, but he had been quite different lately.

from the start, (Name) didn't mind his stories. in fact, they asked for them. they knew that Zhongli isn't just the 'man with abundant knowledge' because he is the knowledge itself. the history of Liyue weaved in his hands.

it wasn't the reason they loved Zhongli though. it was more than that and he could see it— see the genuine love they held for him.

when they asked about his history, Zhongli complied. a smile adorning his face that (Name) could swoon over.

it soon fell when he kept talking about her. every. single. day.

❛these meals were one of Guizhong's favorites. I brought these when she's feeling dejected. I think you'll come to like it too.❜

❛do you love the gift I crafted you, my darling? the inspiration originates in one of Guizhong's creations.❜

❛she truly is a magnificent god. her beauty is as beautiful as the Liyue skies. might I tell you that time where—❜

❛hm? of course I love you, dear. nothing could ever surpass my feelings about you.❜

now, they weren't jealous. their love stood strong even when the fear attempts to pierce through. multiple what-ifs going through their head, but they didn't bother themselves to it. Zhongli loves them. he didn't love her, he said it so himself..

..so why does it feel like they were only a replacement for someone Zhongli couldn't have anymore?

❛(Name), are you alright?❜

❛huh?❜ they blinked, suddenly finding themselves staring right into his handsome face, ❛no, of course not.❜

when a frown etched in his face, they realized their mistake, ❛I- I mean! no, there's no need for an occasion to show one's love. anyway, let's go to the boutique?❜

the smile went back to his face once more. and it was infectious as their clouded mind began to clear, their steps a tad lighter as they went ahead to the newly opened boutique.

when they arrived, the staffs greeted them with pure customer service. they didn't suffocate them much with it, but their stares told a different meaning; they love the gossip too.

❛welcome to Lion's boutique!❜

(Name) was kind of glad the staffs kept their professionalism. else they'd dug themselves a hole and hide forever. after a few chit-chats and fake smiles, the staffs went ahead and let the loverbirds roam around the shop freely.

❛Zhongli, what do you think fits me best?❜ they questioned, fiddling with a random fabric.

they could hear him hum as he thought of a reply. they knew that their lover had a keen eye in clothes as much as he is in history. soon enough, he offered (Name) a specific grey fabric, a loose dress fit for most adult Liyueans.

❛these shall do.❜

❛alright, thanks!❜

thinking nothing much of it, they merrily whisk themselves in the fitting room. their heart basically soaring at the fact that Zhongli chose them a clothing. it was the first out of all things they've done as lovers, so it felt quite special.

when they came out, Zhongli's eyes creased with a smile— the soft, endearing look they received made everything worth it.

❛that fabric design suits you well, darling.❜

if (Name)'s heart could jump out and fly away, it would.

❛thank you, love.❜

the dress was fine, the dress was fine. they thought repeatedly as a thought occured.

❛Zhongli, what do you think should I wear next-❜

❛what a coincidence,❜ he utters loud enough for them to hear, ❛the design on your clothes..❜

he paused, suddenly noticing something. when he had that familiar look again, (Name) knew what was about to come as their confidence slowly dwindled. they could only hold back a frustrated sigh as they let him do as he pleases.

❛it is similar to how Guizhong once embroided the Glaze Lilies on her skirt once for a formal occasion, to emphasize how much she truly loved the flowers.❜

you could've just said you love her too.

❛..how interesting,❜ they grit out, going back to the dressing room to change their clothes that they knew Zhongli's precious girl—friend Guizhong wouldn't wear. with how much he yaps about her, (Name) already felt like they met the god. so they went ahead and chose a dress for themselves. the anger quelling down but never diminishing.

after the silent quarrel, the days continue to come as normal. yet a seed of doubt began to grow in their mind. was it just nostalgia in Zhongli's eyes when he began reminiscing his time with her? was it truly alright to bear with the fact that he now sees them with the mask of a dead woman?

right now, they mustered up the courage to make excuses. they left Zhongli back in the Harbor as the pain became too much. he smiled more when it was about her. all about the woman he kept insisting was his friend.

(Name) came to a stop in one of the cliffs in Liyue, the tranquil skies being their solace as they sat down. the grass tickling their fingers grounded them to reality.

❛I shouldn't have asked him.. it's all my fault.❜

they knew that Zhongli finally began to notice their weird behaviour. the sudden refusal to go on dates, the outbursts of anger slowly coming undone. still, he couldn't stop talking about Guizhong.

she was lovely alright, (Name) knew that. they respected her even. but when your own lover kept talking about someone else, the one that got away— but hey! she's just a friend and nothing else. how long can (Name) bear it? Zhongli doesn't seem to know it himself, that his thoughts about her were all leading to one thing.

he loves her.

at this point, they didn't know if it was his ignorance or deliberate show. either way, they want to break up with him. they truly do. if Zhongli could have all the patience in the world, they can't.

they weren't immortal.

they could've spend their own feeble eternity with someone else who could make them feel special and wanted. yet his warm smiles, his gracefulness, and eloquent words turns them into a melting mess.

never to be fixed until the cold reality settles in.

#genshin fanfic #genshin impact #zhongli #idk how to tag this #angst #guizhong #zhongli x reader #basic grammar pls don't attack me #idk what im doing #genshin #lovers #love #there was a time i hated zhongli and now i won't talk about it #glaze lily #rex lapis #the one that got away #fanfic #attempted angst #angst no comfort #im editing this in random times

[dolores-madrigal]

@usercreate pride event + @paletmblr event xxi: pride

RONANCE — NANCY WHEELER + ROBIN BUCKLEY

#ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #usercreate #paletmblr21 #strangerthingsedit #userava #userbecca #robinbuckleyedit #nancywheeleredit #strangerthingsdaily #robinsource #ronancedaily #ali.gif #* #this is my personal hcs!! so pls don't attack me

[gummywormqueen]

guess who’s clown ass made a baby for their fave crk ship ever + some designs for older licorice and dark choco <33

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cookie run oc #dark choco cookie #licorice cookie #darklico #crk oc #dark taffy cookie #her name is dark taffy because I #I have no idea what chocolate and licorice even make together #taffy was the only thing I could think of #don't ask me how she was conceived I have no idea either #licorice with long hair is my favorite thing ever I hope it happens #digital art #my art #for the love of god pls do not attack me in the comments for this ship its my boat and I am the captain of it #I am cringe but free leave me be #probably gonna redesign licorice's older design

[everyscreentoobeseen]

Hold on, why do yall think Stede's choice to kill Ned was a WHIM?????

First of all, this isnt the first time Stede got someone killed. Chuancy was an accident, but he did use the stun move. All of ep 2 s1 was about Stede learning how to deal with it. He still feels bad but as he told the natives. He dosen't feel bad that Chauncey is dead. His crew was under threat. So he stopped Badminton from hurting them. His bad feelings came from somewhere else.

Nighel Badminton got himself killed but it did make Stede run back home and face his problems. When he does go back home he tells the other rich guys.

"I've seen death. Been the cause of it. It changes you."

He already knows what it's like be a killer!

But everytime it wasn't his choice. The Badmintons were accidents. He never got to actually choose to be a killer.

That's why when Ned Low invaded his "safe space ship", captured his crew (family) and tortured not only them but also The Love of his Life, Making it into a fucked up PERFORMANCE! All his life bullies found fun in torturing him. Why would this guy be any different.

Hell yeah he was ready to kill him.

Of course, this time he gets to choose. This is not him using a stun move. He is now the conducter of Ned's death and he'll be damned if it's not done His Way.

He's not gonna stab him. It's not gonna be messy. It's not gonna be fast like a gunshot or a stab through the head.

He is going to make Ned SUFFER. Force him to walk the plank. Throw his precious violin in his face and let him drown. It's clean. It's poetic. It's outsourcing the big job to nature. Just like killing spiders.

But Ned continues to demean him. "You know once you kill me your a real pirate. Your not an amateur anymore." Even after everything Stede has been through. Not matter how much he's grown, the world still thinks he's playing at pirating.

The Badmintons dont count.

EVEN ED THINKS SO!

"Once you've killed in cold blood. You cant come back."

Well Chuancy's death was cold blooded wasn't it? Stede snuck him from behind. The boat fire that he caused isn't enough either. When Ed burns a boat, it's murder. But when Stede does it it's "quirky". Stede ALREADY considered himself a killer but NO ONE ELSE DOES. (not even the fandom apparently.)

Yes, he wanted to prove himself. But I don't think that was the thought process until Ned brought it up.

Stede did not hesitate on Ned's death until the others made him question himself. He was completely set on making sure Ned wasn't a threat to his ship. He was so sure of making him walk the plank. It was PLANNED from the moment he put the plank down and the other boat left. What's one more death? But then everyone was treating him like a innocent child?? Like he's doing something unlike him?

He HAD TO PROVE to everyone in that moment that he could kill Ned because no one RECOGNIZED that he was ALREADY a killer.

Him killing Ned became a point to make once he realized there was even a point to be made.

The only reason that he felt even a little bad about it was because Ed asked him not to. He felt like he let Ed down. That maybe Edward like Stede Bonnet, Landed Gentry Pretending to Be A Pirate more than Stede Bonnet, Real Pirate. Because he realized how much he's changed. No more Gentleman, now he's just a Pirate.

That's why he Sped Things Up with Ed. He wanted Ed to prove that he could handle not so innocent Stede FUCKING Bonnet. That he wouldn't leave Stede after seeing this new side of him. He gets consent and then goes on to have the man of his dreams after saving him. How romantic male lead of him.

Of course the NEXT FUCKING DAY HE GETS TOLD IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!! THAT HE'S NOT READY FOR "WHATEVER THIS IS".

How on earth was Stede not supposed to take this as "I dont like the you that isn't soft, isn't insecure, isnt in need of protection." That Ed is leaving to become a fisherman because he cant stand Stede being the messy one for once in his life.

Maybe it was trauma. Maybe it was a show of toxic masculinity. But dont pretend like Stede did it on a WHIM.

#ofmd #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edward teach #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #ned low #chauncey badminton #nigel badminton #the takes I've been seeing are.... SO BAD #pls tell me you don't think stede wasn't actively choosing to kill a man that attacked him first #i need to read/write fanfics about this #ofmd meta #man on fire #calypso's birthday