#Overwatch headcanon

[angelltheninth]

NSFW - Not sure if you still write Junker Queen but if you do, can you write JQ cornering f!reader for avoiding her bc reader has a crush on her that eventually leads to smut. i would really appreciate it ٩(ᐛ)و

She can fold me in half.

Pairing: Odessa "Dez" Stone/Junker Queen x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, crushes, love confession, rough sex, fingering, hight differance

A/N: I'm pretty short, but it's a good height for certain things.

Odessa thought she might have flirted too much when you started avoiding her all the time

When she tried to talk to you you jumped from topic to topic

It makes her head hurt but at the same time she loves listening to your voice

A few more days pass like that and she gets tired of you avoiding the topic

Since you won't say it maybe she can fuck the confession out of you

You're trapped between her and the wall, she's once again demanding anwsers from you, but this time not letting you leave until you give her some

A cofession would be too embaressing, fucking is much easier

She's not the least bit gentle with you

Grabs you by the throat and forces you to look at her

You don't lool scared, you're aroused by her manhandling you like she does in all your wet dreams

Every time she curls her fingers against your g-spot a confession almost spills out

But she won't let you come so easily

You kept her on the edge for a week, it's only fair for you to get a taste of your own medicine

She won't let you confess without giving you at least one kiss first

There should be an order to these things

But she does want you to look at her when you finally say you like her, that you want to be her girlfriend and come around her fingers every night, just like you're doing right now

#overwatch #overwatch headcanon #overwatch x reader #overwatch imagines #junker queen #junker queen x reader #junker queen x reader smut #overwatch x female reader #junker queen x female reader #x female reader

[alexiela73]

ok so i was wondering if you could do something that evolves around the idea that the reader is pregant and genji or hanzo not knowing yet while the noodles find out and are more protective of her

Hell Yes. Someone even sent another request that feels like a great part 2 to this.

Genji:

Out of nowhere, you started to wake up with Soba standing over your pillow

The little green dragon usually preferred to sleep on her perch at the window, instead of watching with the usually intimate displays of affection in the bed- in fact, she avoided the bed altogether usually

At first you thought maybe you’d made a strange noise in your sleep and she was just worried

But more and more you’d wake to her eyes above you, staring intensely down at you from the headboard

One night Genji got home from a mission, and you woke to the sound of him yelling, and a rippling snarl coming from a growing dragon blocking the door out of the room

Genji was stuck in the hall, and for the life of you, neither of you could get Soba to change or stop her from preventing him from coming in your shared room

That next morning, a wave of nausea hit and you were sent to the bathroom in a great hurry. The nausea remained even as the contents of your stomach were emptied, and you sat beside the toilet, holding your hair back

A soft touch made you open your eyes- Soba was rubbing her little whiskers on your stomach, booping her nose above your belly button and purring

You stared down at her in confusion, before a thought hit you. When was your last period, you thought?

“Genji-,” you called. “I think we need to go to a doctors office!”

Soba sat smugly in your lap the entire way home from the doctors.

Hanzo:

In a way Hanzo described as disgraceful, the noodles always had an incredible soft spot for you

They adored you, and often left their spiritual tattoo to get snuggles in your arms and blem their little tongues out of their mouth

You spoiled them- how could you not? You’d never had a pet before, and you often liked to think that as they were a part of Hanzo, that maybe they were the physical form of his intense love for you

The noodles, as Hanzo begged you to stop calling them, usually weren’t so bad mannered as to not obey Hanzo when called- but for the first time, in the heat of battle no less, the dragons did not appear

Hanzo had no way of knowing that the noodles were following you throughout the day

You didn’t even know till the evening- they had snuck in your car and gone grocery shopping with you, had followed you into the bank and perhaps robbed a woman of their purse dog, and nearly made it through the day without you finding out

Until a loud dog across the street started barking. And when you looked, two dragons the size of cars were starting to walk across the street and snarl

“No! Guys, come here!” you called, a bit frantic.

Its like the two sensed your panic, instantly racing to you and becoming the side of german shepherds. The two wrapped around you, rubbing their cheeks on your sides

At first you thought Hanzo was home, but when you called he let out a loud, angry huff. “That’s where they are? Outrageous. I’m on my way home!” he had said.

You knew though something was up-the intensity in their gaze, the way they couldn’t look away from you...

“What’s up with you, guys?” you’d asked, and rubbed their snouts.

They just snorted, and when you finally went and sat they curled up on your lap.

It wasn’t for another two months almost before you found out you were pregnant- and suddenly, the noodles continuously odd and rather nerve-wracking behavior made sense

“They are protecting our family,” Hanzo had said softly, putting a hand over your stomach in awe. “Thank you....noodles,” he’d said.

#Hanzo #Hanzo x Reader #Hanzo Headcanon #Hanzo Shimada #Hanzo Shimada x Reader #Genji #Genji x Reader #Genji Headcanon #Genji Shimada #Genji Shimada x reader #Overwatch #Overwatch x Reader #Overwatch headcanon #Overwatch Pregnancy #Dragons! Rawr!

[joliackermann]

Mauga (x reader) headcanons

Lmao I just wanna celebrate that my baby is finally coming to the game 🖤🙏🏻

-Mauga has healing hands. Like... this man puts his hand on your forehead and your headache is just gone instantly.

-He´s warm and soft, which means it´s just really fucking nice to cuddle with him.

-If he were an animal, he´d be a donkey. Really smart, but underestimated by most people, really protective of his friends etc.

-Has a rather large headband collection

-Mauga really enjoys running around shirtless

-Enjoys nicknaming people. I swear to god, this man probably has twenty different nicknames for every person he has ever met.

-Will act like he dosen´t like it when you wear his clothes, but he secretly loves seeing them on you.

-Okay so this is really hard to describe, but I feel like Mauga smells kinda spicy, but like good spicy; like comforting, warm, good spicy.

-Idk why, but Mauga gives me ugly Christmas sweater vibes. But he actually makes them look good, so it´s okay😊.

-Let´s be honest... if Mauga could, he would probably read all the fanfiction people write about him. (We need more!!!)

-Mauga gives me console gamer vibes, even though he has to get custom controllers because his hands are just so freacking huge

-Punching homophobe/transphobe/heterophobe (or whatever else there is) people gives him a lot of joy.

-Mauga dosen´t sleep with a lot of pillows in his bed.

-Mauga is probably great with a lot of animals, and he´s really gentle with them which a lot of people don´t expect of him.

-Would probably play sims, just to try and recreate himself and then cry when he realises that you can´t make your sims that muscular-

-Probably has on-ear headphones.

-Has a casual relationship with murder.

-Enjoys alcohol more than most other people.

-This song:

Lmao I just love Mauga so much 😂🙏🏻🖤 Can´t wait for all of his interactions with Baptiste and the other Talon members 🖤

#overwatch #overwatch2 #mauga x reader #mauga overwatch #overwatch headcanon #Youtube

[aaabsinthe]

Hi!! Can I request crushing and relationship headcanons for Junkerqueen with a fem s/o? Like how would she realize she likes them? thank you! :)

Junker Queen x Female Reader Relationship Headcanons

A/N: It's been a while y'all - boy am I glad to be back. Literally right after I posted my note about all of the stuff I'm working on, I got slammed with the biggest assessment I've had in my course so far (17 documents total once I'd finally finished it) and caught scarlet fever of all thing so it's taken a good while for me to finally feel well enough and have spare time to write - but here we are!

I'm so excited to write for my favourite built queen - this gif alone is makin me feel things. I'm going to format all of these the same way from now on with SFW and NSFW headcanons from now on. Ofc there will be warning for the NSFW section :)

I hope you enjoy anon despite the wait!

-Nat

SFW Headcanons

Odessa is the kind of gal that isn't really impressed by appearances.

Sure, she has her preferences and finds certain things attractive, but that isn't what piques her interest.

For Dez, it's all about personality, especially if you're the kind of person who is merciful and gentle with others.

This doesn't mean you have to be a doormat, in fact if you stand up for yourself (physically or verbally) when you feel as if you are being treated unfairly or others are being treated unfairly, that's possibly the hottest thing you could ever do in her eyes.

It's just something about the Peter Pan types that really captivates her. Not just in stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, but in being self aware of your strengths and using them to do right by those who are not in the same position of privilege.

This is how she figures out that her little crush on you was not just a little crush anymore.

She overheard you and another agent talking about life before the crisis, and found out that you used to do volunteer work every weekend delivering essentials to the homeless in your city and how much you missed your community outreach.

That and she watched you sock a guy in the face after he attempted to grope your friend at a bar.

It's healing for her and her inner child and she finds herself looking up to you as a role model - she's aware she's no angel and has done many questionable things to survive out there in the wasteland.

However she hopes that now as a part of Overwatch, she can be better and similarly to you, that she can use her position to help others less fortunate.

Dez is fine with casual or short term relationships and has had plenty in her time, she doesn't necessarily need to know someone to be attracted to them - but when she built that emotional connection with you, that's when she knew she was in for the long run.

The best part about dating Dez is that she isn't embarrassed easily - she's very open from the beginning which means conversation flows naturally with her. The downside of this is that for the first few months of being together, getting to sleep was nearly impossible, three am deep conversations just hit different.

This also means if you ever need anything, she is more than happy to accommodate.

Sick? She keeps note of the medication you need and when you need to take it so she can make sure you take it (and bring you water in your comfort water bottle to boot). That time of the month? If somehow the stash of your preferred products are out, she knows what you use - she will get you more without you even needing to ask (she will however check if you crave anything in particular on the way out).

Expect to be doing the same for her when she gets sick - she becomes the biggest needy baby when she's not feeling well.

She's stuck in bed? Yep. So are you.

Not even by choice either, she cages you with her arms and well that's that. There's no fighting this goliath of a woman.

Loves her cuddles - all positions.

Her favourite is being the little spoon though. It's not often that she gets to feel protected and cocooned (can you really blame her).

Loves PDA - particularly keeping an arm around your waist or you attached to her arm at all times, though she's known to do a casual steamy kiss in public when she's feeling particularly jealous.

If you're not one for PDA, she respects that boundary... However she will pout at you with those big red puppy dog eyes.

Absolutely hopeless at cooking and baking though not for lack of trying. Wakes you up regularly cursing about burning her toast.

Of course it's not all sunshine and rainbows.

Speaking of waking you up, Dez has nightmares somewhat regularly.

She's always so thankful to have you there to vent to if she needs it and cuddle with until she's calm enough to fall back asleep.

NSFW CONTENT WARNING

NSFW Headcanons (18+)

Sex to Odessa is powerplay, a safe space to be strong and vulnerable all in one.

Hard dom top - that control means everything to her.

This woman loves a good scrap (duh), if you choose to be a bratty sub, she eats that shit up.

Go ahead, try and buck her off of you, she's not even using half her strength. She can hold you down much harder.

Expect to be begging for mercy.

The two of you develop a safe word very early on in your relationship, Odessa would never forgive herself if she pushed you past your limit.

Definitely has and regularly uses an appropriately sized strap (ouch).

Dez has her kinks. Sex between the two of you is rarely vanilla unless other feelings are involved. She's entuned to what you need and your emotions, she knows when you need the gentler and less complicated sex or when you honestly just need someone to hold you.

That being said, she has a reasonably high sex drive. She can manage on her own if you can't or don't feel like it, but say the words and honestly she's ready when you are.

Though she really would prefer you called her Dez, Odessa, babe - really anything other than her title outside of the bedroom, call her your queen between the sheets - she'll go berserk.

Dabbles in pain play, something of an every now and then addition to the bedroom, it's not something she needs and the both of you really have to be in the mood for the more intensive side of sex. She does however love to see you take Gracie's hilt in every hole.

Unless you'd consider overstimulation a form of pain play. There is nothing she loves more than watching you struggle and beg with tears leaking from your eyes, completely at her mercy.

Light bondage when she doesn't feel like physically restraining you herself.

Claims your face as her throne whenever the mood strikes.

Speaking of claiming, your neck, collarbone and tits are never safe from her demanding mouth.

There aren't really many kinks that Dez would feel uncomfortable with, she would try pretty much anything before she knocks it.

Definite no though - I feel like she'd laugh at ironically calling her 'mommy'/'mummy', especially if you have a different accent, but considering her complicated family past, it just hits a little too close to home to take it seriously especially during sex.

Obviously amazing at foreplay, she knows what she likes which makes it so much easier from the start (not to mention her cheekily buying vibrating piercings just to mess with you) but honestly the best part is that she's enjoying herself just as much as you.

It's all give and take with Dez, you give as much as you get.

#overwatch #overwatch headcanon #overwatch x reader #overwatch imagines #Junker Queen #Junker Queen x Reader #Junker Queen x reader smut #smut #overwatch x reader smut

[steampunksilver]

Junkrat knows German because one night he had the great idea to learn another language and spent seventeen hours straight learning German (Roadhog suggested that language) before passing out and waking up two hours later to spend another five hours learning before burning out and now he knows most of the language.

#junkrat #roadhog #overwatch headcanon #headcanons #Roadrat #Not really Roadrat centric but I wanted to include the tag anyway #zen shares wisdom #jamison fawkes #mako rutledge #overwatch

[wildissylupus]

Support + DPS Friendships

So, I noticed a pattern, and that is the fact that most Support have a DPS bestie. Like, it's an honest to god trend and I love it!!

Let me show you;

Cassidy + Mercy

They have known each other since they were at the very least 17 and are confirmed to have been fairly close by canon. Not only that but Angela is the only person to have a line with Cassidy confronting him about smoking.

Genji + Zenyatta

They are both fairly close, mentor-mentee type close, and Zenyatta was basically Genji's therapist.

Ana + Solider 76

They are currently traveling together, Ana is essentially Jack's impulse control. They have been friends since the Crisis.

Sombra + Baptiste

Met in Talon and are still friends today, Sombra actively hides Baptiste from Talon. It also wouldn't surprise me if she's the one who told Baptiste that Cassidy was in Cairo.

Hanzo + Kiriko (Genji could also fit here)

Hanzo and Kiriko were somewhat close growing up, from they're voice lines it seems that they might have an arc together and maybe even join Overwatch at the same time.

Torbjourn + Brigitte

Farther and daughter. Both extremely close with Reinhardt.

Reaper + Moira

Not really a friendship but defiantly a duo. These two have known each other since Blackwatch. Do they like eachother? That is debateable, but you can't really explain either of their history without mentioning the other. You also can't tell me that they don't talk shit about Cassidy.

Honourable Mentions (Tank + Support)

Dva + Lucio

Though they haven't met in canon yet they are both confirmed to be fans of the other and considering they are both joining Overwatch I do see them becoming a dynamic duo.

Reinhardt + Brigette

They actively travel together. TBH when I first saw Brigette I thought she was going to be Reinhardt's daughter. They are two peas in a pod, but like Ana, Brigette is Reinhardt's impulse control.

#overwatch 2 #overwatch reaper #overwatch headcanon #cole cassidy #Dva #reinhardt overwatch #brigette lindholm #lucio ow #moira ow #Torbjourn lindholm #ow hanzo #kiriko #sombra #baptiste #ana amari #solider 76 #genji shimada #zenyatta #mercy #angela ziegler #overwatch analysis #analysis

[kamisama-kyaa]

ow guys and girls (not all) setting up your anniversary date with them!

Genji Genji set up his super duper nice futon mats on his bedroom floor, he can’t really feel the hard floor, but he’d like for you to be as comfortable as you can be around him. You’ve been together for so long yet he always feels like he needs to do everything perfect for you. He set up little scented candles a good distance away from the futon mats. He put on his best cuddling sweater on, took of his mask/face plate and sat on one of the mats. Genji was super nervous about his sort of simplistic idea of an anniversary evening with him. When you entered the room he jolted up and greeted you, “H-Happy Anniversary, (Name)!!” He smiled brightly.

Cassidy This cowboy asked Genji what to do, Genji advised him to set up a romantic evening in his room, anddddd Cassidy did just that. He scattered rose petals on his new clean sheets, which he had Commander Morris wash for him, lit candles on his bed-side tables. Cassidy made sure to grab your favorite snacks and beverages for this special night. He made sure to cover you in small kisses all over. When in bed, he’ll tease you relentlessly thinking about all the memories y’all created over the years. If you’re feeling up for it, he is down to get a little naughty. (eyes emoji)

Tracer Tracer was running around her apartment trying to get ready with only 25 minutes left. She almost messed up trying to gel her hair like her usual everyday hair do. She set up her dinning table with a clean white cloth, had a candle light and set up the plates and silverware. She got done in ten minutes flat. Since Tracer had 15 minutes of just waiting she triple checked that everything was in order. She sat impatiently in her seat. You see, today was the day that Lena was going to propose to you, and she was sweating bullets. The poor girl was reciting everything in her head while other bad scenarios were happening. What if you rejected her? That’d ruin your anniversary and her proposal!! Lena was freaking out trying to shake off that nagging feeling of doubt. The doorbell brought her back to reality. This was it!

Brigette Oh boy, she’s actually surprised that time has flown by so fast with you by her side. Brigette had to make time in between helping Reinhardt and other every day functions. She rented out a whole amusement park so that you two can have an enjoyable experience. She made sure to take lots of photos of you on the anniversary date so that she can hang them up in her room.

Mercy “I got you some swiss chocolates! They’re good, try one!” Angela said as she presented you a medium sized box of chocolates. You know it was her personal favorite sweet treats, but it was a kind gesture. You happily sat next to her and enjoyed the box of chocolates while discussing her latest discoveries. The medic had been so busy with patients arriving almost everyday, she didn’t have a lot of time to prep for your shared anniversary. She felt guilty for not being able to give you what you deserved. “One last thing...” Angela said as she pulled out a small yellow envelope from her pocket. You opened it and inside was a small handkerchief, stitched in was a yellow heart. <3

Widowmaker It’s more like you surprised her with your shared anniversary. She kind of completely forgot. You gave her the usual bouquet of flowers and sweet snacks. Inside she was actually quite happy, but on the outside all she could do is scoff and turn away from you.

Hanzo  He planned it months in advanced what he wanted to do for your anniversary! He made sure there was nice weather, not too cold and not too hot outside. Hanzo wanted to have a peaceful dinner outside with you followed by a small anniversary cake of your favorite flavor. Hanzo goes for the more sentimental approach rather than the big in your face kind of parties. After dinner, cuddling and sweet kisses are a must!

#Overwatch #overwatch fanfic #overwatch headcanon #genji x reader #cole cassidy #cassidy x reader #tracer x reader #mercy x reader #widowmaker x reader #hanzo x reader #writing #love #anniversary #hanzo shima #widowmaker #mercy #x reader #overwatch imagine #fluff

[bunnyreaper]

hello hello! its me again back at it with the babies bc i am insatiable and i cannot get enough of your writing 😭💕

would you be up for toddler and teenager phases with reaper/gabe? something about the idea of reaper trying to handle a moody teen who takes after him is just- i am going to EXPLODE 🥺🙏

notes: yes i'm living for your requests!! i kind of went off the rails with this, i'm so sorry ;__; i hope you like it though! warnings: f!reader, loose grasp on concepts of masculinity and parenting. Gabriel and Reaper with toddler and teen child HCs (+ bonus drabbles)

Gabriel:

Gabe with toddler is a real treat to see, as he gets to release his more lighthearted, goofy, and imaginative side.

The best storyteller going will do all the voices (but gets a little embarrassed about anyone at work knowing this.) 

Keeps up with the bilingual teaching and beams with pride when they start speaking Spanish.

Lets the toddler use them as a climbing frame, swings them around to their heart's content, and never gets tired. 

Takes it really hard if he misses a milestone because he's out on a mission. Often someone caught it on camera, but it's not quite the same 

Buys them their basketball jersey and baby hoop.

Would enjoy Bluey (because he's a man of good taste after all) and would hate Peppa Pig (same reason)—sometimes whistles the Bluey theme tune, and you can't convince me otherwise. 

Gets extremely stressed if they sustain any slight injury at all. 

Takes them into Overwatch for office days on occasion as a toddler. They love visits to Uncle Jack's office or when Ana lets them play fight with her.

Still brings them to Overwatch as they grow up, especially when they seem to be going through a tough time. They find everyone at Overwatch cooler than Gabe, or at least that's what they tell him (but they secretly hero worship him and all the others.)

Continues to teach them proper gun safety, takes them shooting and emphasizes the gravity of what guns can do. 

Understands Ana's opposition to Fareeha wanting to join Overwatch, and has to have you talk him down from stubborn overreactions when the subject is mentioned.

Does bond with them over sport. Takes one-on-one time with them at their favorite games, and if they play, he'll try his best to attend games around missions.

Teaches them to cook too, especially dishes he loved growing up. 

Struggles with the mood swings if they say hurtful things. If his kid ever said they hated him, his heart would shatter into a million pieces.

Tries to encourage openness and honesty, so they can feel safe discussing anything at all with him, even if he squirms like crazy giving "the talk".

Again, has to be talked down from being the stereotype of overprotective father when his kid starts dating, but he learns to trust their instincts and values. After all, you both raised them to value their own autonomy and to have good instincts about people.

But he almost finds himself crying with them the first time they get their heart broken, and he desperately wishes he could do anything to take the pain away.

Loves helping them pick outfits for school dances or other special occasions.

"You ready?" You ask your daughter sweetly, looking her over as she fiddles with the costume.

She frowns, a look you're familiar with indicating that she's feeling self-conscious and shy. "What do you think, mama?" 

You kneel down, pressing a kiss to her forehead. "You look perfect, don't forget to do your impression, okay?" 

"Okay." She confirms, yet still seems unconvinced.

"Can we show Papa now?" You ask, readying her for the reveal.

It's Superhero day at preschool, and she knew which hero she wanted to be the moment the day was announced. 

She hesitates, the uncertain expression still in her eyes. "Maybe..." 

"What's up, baby?" You stroke her sweet face, careful not to smudge the scars you just painted onto her face. 

"What if he doesn't like it?" She frowns, her eyes averted from your gaze.  

"He's going to love it, promise." You smile, and finally she softens. "Ready?" 

She nods, and you call out to Gabe. "Ready?" 

"Ready!" Gabe replies from the other room. He was hoping for something cool, maybe Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman, but he was about to get an even great surprise. 

You open the door for your daughter, and the two of you walk into the living room. 

"Ta da!" You call out, as your daughter crosses her arms over her puffed up chest and dons the most adorable, unconvincing scowl. 

"Baby..." Gabe drops to his knees, staring at your daughter with welled up eyes, and he toys with her black beanie. "Baby... are you dressed as me?" 

"Yes, papa, do you like it?" She asks, hesitant at her father's reaction. 

"I love it." He nods, tightening his jaw and willing away the tears. 

"You're my hero." She cries happily as she hugs his neck. "Don't cry!" 

"Can't help it." He laughs, and your heart swells as you watch the scene. "Don't tell the bad guys my weakness, okay?" 

"Okay." She giggles, pulling away to press a kiss to his cheek. "Te quiero mucho, papa."

"Te quiero mucho, baby." He whispers, casting you a look that shows you just how much his heart is melting. "So I guess once we pick you up from preschool, we better head to base. You've gotta start bossing Uncle Jack around now." 

****** 

"Vete a la verga, papa!" ("Go to hell, dad!") Your daughter shouts as she slams the door upstairs, a loud thud that echoes round the house. 

"Cuida tu lenguaje, jovencita." ("Watch your mouth, young lady.") Gabe calls back, anger in his tone as he admits defeat and storms down the stairs.  

When he emerges into the kitchen, he's still muttering in Spanish.

"What did you say now?" You sigh, exasperated at the way the two of them have been butting heads lately. 

"Ella tienen un humor de perros." ("She's in a bad mood.") He grumbles. "She'll get over it."

Reaper: 

Hates the terrible twos and tantrums (because no one is allowed to be dramatic as he is), and sometimes you find him and the toddler both pouting.

Doesn't sweat the small stuff like grazed knees or hands, as he knows it's how the toddler learns. He still keeps a fierce watch over them, though. 

His blood boils hearing kindergarten stories about other kids mistreating his child, doubly so if he senses an adult has taken a dislike to his kid.

Sometimes struggles with the high-energy moments of raising a toddler, but thrives when they're sleepy and just looking for cuddles. He makes a great pillow.

Does have to try harder to maintain his patience, and understand the lack of malice in the actions of a toddler. Sometimes he finds it hard to keep his cool when toys are being thrown or bedtime is being avoided.

Tears up more than he likes to admit at milestones and small moments, gets really sentimental and insists on keeping baby teeth, locks of hair, etc.

Keeps their drawings, even if they're just colorful lines and splotches.

Gets a family dog, and thrives seeing the bond between his kid and the dog.

Doesn't like wearing tiaras, drinking pretend tea, or the smell of play dough (deals with it all anyway.) 

Feels parts of his soul repair when his kid says "I love you" for the first time. 

Regrets teaching his kid sarcasm, because holy shit, do they have it in spades.

Is the overprotective father suspicious of everyone who wants to date his kid, regardless of gender. He might not show it outwardly, but he's often sharing his worries with you and prone to forgetting how scary he can actually be. 

Both loves it and hates it when gun lessons show his kid to have an aptitude with shotguns.

Offers to drive them anywhere and everywhere, as it means he can keep tabs on them and keep them safer.

Teaches them self-defense, takes it very seriously.

Gains major cred with his kid for using the correct pronouns for trans/nb friends.

Curses them out in Spanish when they do something especially dumb.

Tries to pick up video games to help relate, finds FPS games annoyingly difficult, definitely grumps if he gets called out on it.

Cries at the high school graduation, begs you not to tell their kid.

Gets called "old man" by his kid, makes his eye twitch 1000%.

"Papa?" Your son's sweet voice interrupts the silence as you and Gabriel sit on the couch reading. Your son climbs onto his father's chest and pokes at his face.  "Grumpy."  He comments simply. 

"I'm not grumpy." He says, yet his brows are knit. 

"Papa grumpy." The toddler comments once more, mimicking the frown before fiddling with his face some more. He prods his fingers into Gabriel's cheeks, forcing them into a smile. 

"Papa happy." He says with a grin. 

"Papa happy." Gabriel responds, finally cracking with a genuine smile.

*****

"I don't know Mom, can I?" Your son responds, completely exasperated. You don't even need to look up to know he's rolling his eyes. 

"You can do it yourself. You usually do anyway." He groans and makes his way to leave the kitchen. 

His exit is blocked by your husband's heavy frame, his eyes glaring down at your son. 

"Don't speak to your mother like that." 

He comments, a quiet sense of rage filling him. "Your Abuelita would have your head for that." He growls. 

"Good job she's not here then, isn't it?" Your son responds in an instant—the cruelty sounding strange even from his usually sharp tongue. 

"Go to your room." Gabriel snaps, his voice raising as he steps aside yet puffs out his chest, unable to look his son in the eye. 

Your heart clenches, knowing how the words would cut Gabriel so deep. They already hurt you, but his mother's memory was a sacred one, and your son had crossed a line. Despite his usual teenage ways lately, this was a step too far. 

"When did he get so moody?" Gabriel comments gruffly, as you approach him and attempt to soothe him with a comforting touch. 

"Hmm, wonder who gets that from." You whisper, pressing a kiss to your husband's cheek. 

"I don't know what you're talking about." He pouts, going rigid with annoyance. 

You laugh lightly. "Sure you don't."

Gabriel pulls away, the stormy expression still on his face. 

"He's been struggling lately. I didn't mean to, but I overheard him talking to one of his friends." You sigh—now was the time to tell Gabriel the truth. "I've been meaning to bring it up." 

Gabriel's attention is caught. "Bring what up?" 

"You're so hard on him all the time. He thinks you hate him." Once more, your chest hurts. You know it's the furthest thing from the truth, but all your son craves is his father's approval, and your words haven't done anything to soothe him. 

"He does?" Gabriel's eyes darken, as a piece of his past self bubbles up inside him—that same feeling he once had to always prove himself. The one that drove him to the police, the army, to the SEP, and beyond—ending in his near death experience and everything that follows. 

Gabriel swallows deeply, his anger abating as he turns and heads upstairs to his son's room. 

After a knock or two, he's greeted by a disgruntled "What?", before he announces that he's heading in. 

"Hey." Gabriel offers casually, yet his boy doesn't meet his eye.

He sits on his bed, swirling the butterfly knife Gabriel got him for Christmas round and round. Gabriel takes a seat beside him. 

"You can talk to us, to me, if something's bothering you." He offers, trying his hardest to sound even. He loves his son with everything he has, and he doesn't want him to grow up like him, constantly pushing things down. 

His anger most days might be exacerbated by his physical condition, but the experiments only exaggerated what was lurking underneath. 

The boy's knife play stops, his expression softening, yet he doesn't turn to face his father. 

"I know dad." He sighs. "There's nothing to talk about, though." 

"Then why are you acting out with your mother?" Gabriel asks. 

"I'll apologize to her. Sorry." 

"It would be better if you just explained yourself." Gabriel says, but his son now just falls quiet. 

Gabriel studies his son's expressions, sensing his quiet softening and yet his clear reticence to open up at this time. 

"Suit yourself." He replies, yet resolves to make a greater effort in the future to change things for the better. "I know you can take care of yourself." Gabriel's words finally have his son looking at him, the validation and approval clearly working. 

He slings his arm around his son, pulling him closer. "But we're always gonna look out for you, your mama, and I. I'm proud of you, though." 

His son looks sheepish and embarrassed, turning his face away yet not moving from his father's touch. 

"Talk over?" He mumbles, his voice higher pitched than usual.

"Talk over." Gabriel nods, pressing a kiss to his son's head before making his way out of the room.

#gabriel reyes x reader #reaper x reader #gabriel reyes #gabriel reyes headcanons #overwatch headcanon #overwatch fanfiction #gabriel reyes headcanon

[bohemiandeer]

Headcanon that back when Niran was at the Academy. When he was around, 16 or so, when he was REALLY getting into his rebellious phase after getting a confidence boost and taking matters into his own hands. One of his many, many things he attempted to get himself suspended and (hopefully) sent home was putting a test on the Architech Academy's dress code. Where he basically made a game out of it of sorts of going through the entire dresscode and breaking at least one per day and adding onto them over the days just to see if the teachers would notice and get him suspended for it.

Increasingly finding a way to lower the neckline on his uniform? Check. Gradually adding more and more colour and flamboyant accessories? Check. Doing more stuff within the dress code that is strictly allowed on the girls but not on the boys, just to screw with the Academy's perception of gender roles? Also check. He drove Satya nuts during this time. She tried to warn him not to play this game but the more she tried to stave him off of it, the more he dug in his heels and decided to do it anyways. He didn't last until the next week on a Tuesday until his teachers did indeed, notice and send him to the office. Parents were called, punishments were dished out. Sadly for Niran, he did not indeed, get suspended and/or sent home. On the bright side though, he did end up getting a rough boundary line on just how far he can express himself without getting in trouble for it. Hence why he started growing out his hair around this time, keeping the lotus decals within his uniform,etc. But other than that hated the limitations that was placed on him and his self expression regardless. But yep, to this day he is the one solely responsible for the Architech Academy having to rewrite their dress code entirely in some areas by an extra 2 to 3 pages. And a lot of his fashion sense as an adult these days was shaped out of this very moment out of one, him finally figuring out his self expression and how he sees himself. And two, out of his pure full blown vendetta against Vishkar and the Academy to where he decided "Screw you, now that I'm dropped out, I get to wear whatever I want out of pure full blown spite, and there's nothing you can do to stop me now." Because his prevailing philosophy is, if you're gonna spend a good amount of time getting under Vishkar's skin, it's best done in a neckline so low that it'd give even the most lenient of puritans among them a brain aneursym. The bigger the cleavage canyon. The better.

#lifeweaver #overwatch #niran pruksamanee #overwatch 2 #ow2 #overwatch lifeweaver #overwatch niran #ow #ow2 lifeweaver #ow lifeweaver #headcanon #my headcanon #lifeweaver headcanon #lifeweaver headcanons #headcanons #my headcanons #overwatch headcanons #ow headcanons #overwatch headcanon

[isopodsoup]

When Hanzo was born he was a ridiculously sweet baby. Looked like something straight out of a 'cutest babies ever' list, never screamed even when he cried, had the cutest laugh ever that sounded like his mothers, always cuddly and loved hug naps. The baby lottery.

Sojiro got kinda confused why his family were so insistent babies were loud, horrible and stressful. He was actually starting to like this whole 'papa' thing. Another baby couldn't hurt, right?

Genji was all the ugly, snot nosed, screaming, hyperactive baby chaos Hanzo wasn't born with personified. Sojiro definitely regretted Genji for a while LMAO 💀 Especially when the damn kiddy leash couldn't come off without him bolting somewhere until he was like, 13...

#probably didn't help his wife died due to birth related complications not long after Genji was born oops #like yeah she was sassy to the point of being mean but he thought it was kind of hot #sojiro shimada #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #shimada bros #baby shimadas #shimada clan #headcanon #overwatch #overwatch headcanon #text post

[daylightcommand3]

Both alike in dignity

A faction that has always fascinated me is the "Feral Omnics" of the Wasteland. If you really think about this group, some interesting conclusions can be reached.

Let's go over the facts:

Omnics are alive. They are living beings in the sense that they possess a soul. Evidence for this is the fact that have desires, emotions, and can grieve, much like their human counterparts. Zenyatta also states as much. (If we wanted to get silly, we could say omnics have souls since Mercy can resurrect Zenyatta and Ramattra.) They came to possess souls some time during/after the Omnic Crisis. (Very vague)

Omnics in Australia were given land by the Australian government in order to broker peace. Now, why would they need to broker peace with mindless, souless omnics?

The Australian citizens grew angry, and formed the Australian Liberation Front. The ALF blew up the Australian Omnium. Nuking Australia into the wasteland it is currently.

No new robots/omnics could be built, for the Omnium was blown to bits, and salvaged to create Junkertown. Meaning that all the feral omnics seen are from before the ALF's attack.

Feral omnics roam the wasteland, and attack anything on sight.

Junkers sometimes roam the wasteland, and always attack anything on sight.

Starting to see a pattern? There is little difference in the behavior of Junkers and feral omnics (Which I shall be calling "Scrappers" for simplicity's sake).

Both are using whatever scrap and junk is available. Junkers use scrap to build cities, vehicles, and weapons. Scrappers use junk to build bodies and weapons. (I headcannon that the Scrappers have a city called Scrapperville)

Both are known to be insane murderers. Junkerqueen, Roadhog, and especially Junkrat are prime examples of this. Feral omnics killed nearly the entire Stone family (presumably).

The only current difference between Junkers and Scrappers is that one is made of flesh, and one is made of metal. Can you think of any differences between how the Scrappers and Junkers act? They both are fighting to survive in hell on earth.

I bet some Scrappers call the Junkers "feral humans". Roadhog's comic has shown how nasty the Junkers/Wastelanders can be.

The "Feral omnics" are just as feral as the Junkers. Don't believe the queen. There is no difference between the two inhabitants of Australia (except maybe blame).

I'm going to be so disappointed when Blizzard just portrays the Scrappers as mindless machines.

#ovw2 #overwatch 2 #overwatch #overwatch lore #ow lore #lore #junkertown #junkerqueen #omnics #omnic #overwatch headcanon #headcanons #headcanon

[angelltheninth]

Car Sex with the Junker Queen

Pairing: Odessa "Dez" Stone/Junker Queen x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, car sex, outdoor sex, fingering, hand kink, fingering, dirty talk, squirting

A/N: I'm not immune to big ladies with abs.

Car sex sounded exciting, a small, cramped space where your body would be pressed against Odessa's, where you could grind your pussy on her rock hard abs and hold her close. "Car sex is usually done inside the car, Odessa." You half moaned, half complained as her hand pinned your hands against the hot glass surface.

"Been there, done you in there." The cool metal of her piercing dragged across your sensitive neck, her hand two fingers deep in your pussy and a third one circling to join. "This is more exciting. I can see all of you clearly."

Odessa loved looking at your face, that way you open your mouth when you come, the way your eyes glaze over, how your head starts falling back. Beyond making you feel good that was her favorite part of having sex with you. That... and one more thing.

"Hurry up sweetcheeks. The others are gonna be here soon. Want them to see your pussy getting fucked on the hood of my car? I don't want them to see that. This pussy is only for me." Your back arched off the car as a third, thick, rough finger entered you, your pussy wet but still struggling to take it. "Be a good girl. You've taken more for me."

The straps Odessa fucked you with were always on the bigger side. Not that you ever complained about that.

"Don't hold it in. Come for me. All over me." With one final thrust she curled her fingers upwards, taking your hips with them, and angled upwards like that you came all over her abs, not even ashamed as you saw it trickling down that godly stomach. She waited for you to calm down, lips soft on yours, fingers easing out one by one, the last one unable to not push in a few more times. "Sounds so nice. Your pussy makes such pretty sounds for me. Just like the rest of you."

#overwatch #overwatch headcanon #overwatch x reader #overwatch imagines #junker queen #junker queen x reader #junker queen x reader smut #overwatch x female reader #junker queen x female reader #x female reader #femslash february

[alexiela73]

Hi!!!! <3 Is it possible to get another Ramattra headcanon, maybe a little angsty? Like...what are his final days with human s/o like?

Absolutely!

Ramattra

The life the two of you lived together had so many beautiful moments

Ramattra was the first omnic to get married- something the two of you decided to pursue a few years after getting together

While the two of you never had kids, you both travelled all over the world helping to repair omnics and try to make peace between the omnic and human societies

The two of you spent the last fifteen years in a house on a small acreage, as you started to get older. It was your first house together, and holds so much love

Despite how the years wore on, and how you continued to age, it never mattered to Ramattra how many gray hairs or wrinkles you had. He loved you, intensely

He was used to now helping you up and down the stairs, letting you nap and cleaning the house or taking care of the property. Your favorite thing to do together was to look through the albums you'd made of all the places the two of you had gone together

Ramattra knew your time was coming. You'd reached the ripe old age of 86, and while humans could have lived longer, Ramattra felt it- the shift in your life force

It was like watching the dying embers of a fire trying to stay alive

You had very little energy left

Ramattra would sit in the bed with you, a tray in your lap, and feed you while crooning soft words

You slept more often now, and Ramattra would gently stroke your hair and hum to you

Seeing you so fragile and small broke his omnic heart

The two of you had talked about this many times- Ramattra had felt like the years were passing far too fast. For him...he would never age or die like you.

You had held him at the time, as he struggled with the reality of knowing someday you would be gone...and he'd be all alone

Now he held you. It felt selfish, the way he held so tight to you, praying that you'd live another day

Each breath though clearly caused you discomfort, and he could only gently press a damp cloth to your head and hold your hand

It felt like the both of you knew when the moment came

"Ramattra," you had rasped, looking at him with half lidded eyes. As he leaned his face into your soft, delicate hand, he watched as the corners of your eyes scrunched as you smiled. "I want you to remember that I love you. So much...and that the world...is not a evil place."

"Shhh, y/n," Ramattra had said softly. "Save your strength."

A low chuckle had left you. "My darling...I have no strength left to save. You know...as well...as I that...this is it," you choked, coughing a bit.

Ramattra smoothed your hair, leaning in to press his forehead to yours. "I'm not ready yet," he said softly. "Please."

"No one... is ever ready, Ramattra. This is part...of humanity. And this...is why I have appreciated....everything I've had with you. When I'm dead...I will live on...in your memories," you said, voice weakening with every word, your breaths drawing out. "And carry... your love with me...always."

A part of him knew you were right, though that made accepting this no easier. Ramattra was scared of you going though, without knowing how much you meant to him. But what words could describe enough how you meant to him?

His voice sounded choked, even as you closed your eyes. "I love you, y/n...thank you. Thank you for being...my home," he said softly.

The way your lips pulled, eyelashes fluttering...your smile, no matter how small, was so beautiful to him.

"Thank you...for being...mine....." you whispered.

It was minutes before your heart gave way. Ramattra knew the moment it stopped beating.

For him, it was impossible to understand the kind of anguish he felt, the loss and grief, the love...

After all, he had never expected to fall in love with a human

And yet...given the chance to repeat it all... Ramattra knew he'd fall in love with you all over again, if only to hold your hand one more time

He ended up burying you beneath your favorite tree

Even years later, he visits it every day, and leaves flowers on your birthday and anniversary

#Ramattra #Ramattra x Reader #Ramattra Overwatch #Ramattra Headcanon #Overwatch #Overwatch headcanon #Overwatch x Reader #Overwatch Angst

[loveandfictionforall]

Some general sfw/nsfw headcanons with reader and Ramattra? If the latter one is even possible lmao

Uh, I am not sure if nsfw is possible so I will got with sfw for now 😂

You met Ramattra while he lived in the monastery, together with the other monks and just right after he recruited Zenyatta

As a human , your relationship took a really long time. He wasn't often in the village and the Omnics were not treated rightfully by some of your neighbors. Because of that, you often came up to the monastery to spend there time with him.

You would notice hoe Ramattra would change. The monks were sitting idle and he never could stand that. That would also take a toll on your relationship since it were the humans who treated the Omnics so badly.

You made it your mission to show him, that not every human is bad.

Your time together often resulted in many discussions about the world and how everyone could change it.

You knew of his wish, to build a group to defend other Omnics and to make peace in the world. And sadly you also knew, that he would stop at nothing to reach his goal.

But you wanted to be supportive since you could understand his feeling. Getting disrespected, beaten and killed could make everyone cold.

Time would only tell, how your relationship would develop, it at all.

#overwatch #overwatch headcanon #overwatch ramattra #overwatch ramattra x you #overwatch ramattra x reader #overwatch x reader #overwatch x you

[aaabsinthe]

Hi! I was wondering if it was okay to request sfw and nsfw headcanons for Hanzo with a female s/o? Maybe she likes to draw too? (sometimes him as well) Thank you in advance! Have a nice day 🍵

Hanzo x Female Reader Relationship Headcanons

Hey anon, of course! To be completely honest, I think Hanzo is one of the only characters I haven’t really had a chance to get a feel for writing for - as such please forgive me if the quality isn’t fantastic - I’m sure I’ll be writing a lot more for him in the future. PS, I'd definitely like to do one for a reader who draws as a separate post - keep your eye out for that one ;)

SFW Headcanons

I feel like Hanzo is the kind of guy who needs to know someone really well before he even considers dating an option.

I’m talking friends for at least six months to a year before he even lets his guard down around you - the entire time before that, you only really see the tip of the iceberg of his personality and sense of humour, which really are what you fall in love with.

Hanzo is a long term commitment that requires a lot of patience and dedication. There was an embarrassing amount of unnoticed pining on your part for a while before the two of you finally got together.

The first few months were definitely rocky, Hanzo grew up in an unloving household and as a result, he never really had an example of what a healthy relationship should look like. All he really had was teachings from a young age that he would marry someone of his father’s choosing and that was that. There was no explanation of courting or most importantly, of love.

It’s all a learning experience for him and he’s eager to learn to ensure he is able to give you the best and only the best.

Honestly the plus side of this though is how loyal and gentle he is behind closed doors.

If he’s with you, he’s with you - mind, body and spirit.

Hanzo first tries to show his love the only way he knows with spontaneous gift giving. In the beginning his gifts seemed almost random - if you even offhandedly mention wanting or needing something, he's on to it.

Protective at times to a fault.

You come to learn with time that Hanzo's actions are never without an underlying reaction as he begins to open up to you about his past.

With enough compassion and patience, Hanzo eventually begins to drop these behaviours or at the very least checks himself when they happen and continues to work on them.

He definitely still needs you to update him on what you're up to if you're out and about for any reason without him - purely out of concern for you being safe without him present.

Eventually discovers his love language to be acts of service.

Absolutely frets over you when you are sick or injured.

I honestly headcanon Hanzo to be an amazing cook who likes his kitchen prepped and cleaned in a very particular way.

Can and will make you just about anything you ask for.

Loves self care for the both of you, especially together.

Hot baths and showers are his absolute favourite - so you can comb each other's hair - especially loves it if you trace his tattoo with your fingers when it's your turn.

Gives the best massages.

Hanzo is really uncomfortable with PDA and will pretty much never initiate.

If you need comfort or physical touch from him in public, the most he will be comfortable with is linking arms or hand holding. If you need any more from him than that, he will find somewhere private for the two of you.

In private is a different story though, he is incredibly touch starved.

Some part of him will always be touching you - most of the time intertwining legs or arms but on particularly hard days, he just needs to hold you even if that means waddling around with his arms linked around your waist.

Hanzo the clingy penguin.

18+ NSFW WARNING

NSFW Headcanons (18+)

Hanzo is the kind of guy who makes love, it's not 'sex' to him, it's something deeper and more spiritual.

Unfortunately for you, this means waiting a while for the first time between the two of you.

It was worth every second of waiting.

There's no denying that Hanzo is a dom pretty much 90% of the time.

But...

There is a part of him that you can eventually ease out of hiding with enough trust and comfort where he actually discovers he loves being submissive every now and then.

He draws the line at pegging - it's just not happening.

However, his focus is always on you and your pleasure. If you need to be on top or in charge for that, he is more than happy to oblige.

This man worships the ground you walk on so obviously, praise and worship kinks big time.

Other than that, fairly vanilla unless you are particularly kinky.

Really the only kink he refuses to engage with is pain play. Seeing you in pain is the absolute opposite of what turns him on, not to mention it's just triggering for him in general inflicting pain on the people he cares about the most.

Communication is absolutely key with Hanzo.

Will not initiate anything without explicit consent, even rock hard and struggling to contain himself - explicit consent always.

Absolute god of foreplay and aftercare.

Your pleasure is so important to him, he needs you to communicate what you need and want.

He's blunt as a hammer with you, you're going to need to do the same no matter how awkward it is.

This man is weak for eye contact. Stare in to his eyes while you suck his dick and he physically twitches.

Throw literally everything to the wind however when he's feeling jealous and pissed off about it.

You can always tell you're in for it just by the fiery, blown out look in his eyes.

Of course he still asks for explicit consent, with significantly less patience.

Will take you on any available surface.

Has broken very expensive china and vases purely because they dared to be in the way.

Expect to be bruised after he marks from the nape of your neck to your core.

If not from his tongue and lips, then from the absolutely bruising grip he inflicts on your hips whilst hoisting you up against a wall, bending you the kitchen counter.

Praises you for how well you take his cock whilst chanting "mine" like a mantra.

After he's had a chance to physically work through his jealousy, he won't let you out of his sight or arms for the rest of the night.

Lays the most gentle feather light kisses on each and every bruise.

Will carry you to the bathroom to make sure you pee before you pass out if necessary.

Provides breakfast in bed the morning after, all the way you like it.

#Hanzo #Hanzo shimada #Hanzo x reader #overwatch headcanon #overwatch #overwatch x reader #Hanzo x female reader

[steampunksilver]

Headcanon that Dva suffers from derealization and quite literally sees everything as a video game, because if she doesn't, she won't know how to cope. This causes her to be reckless with her life because she tells herself she can just respawn. She makes sound effects for things like grabbing an item or doing her hair. She's the completionist gamer type so she tries to exhaust all dialogue options which causes her to be cruel to people from time to time.

#hana song #dva overwatch #overwatch #I fucking love Dva btw #zen shares wisdom #She's among my top favorite characters #blizzard entertainment #headcanon #overwatch headcanon