#OHOHOHO COOL

[angelpuns]

Yea it is like that but it happened a little later after Donnie met the purple dragons that’s all I’m going to say I’ll post it the filler episode later today so maybe if you wanna read it you can :)

OOOOH OKAY!!! OMG IM EXCITED!!

#I DEF WILL #OHOHOHO THAT SOUNDS SO COOL

[ithinkimgoing-insane]

Okay but like

Izzy and Ed are arguing and it gets suuuper violent and Stede shows up and is all like “oh hey we’re back oh you’re fighting?” And Ed is pissed so he tries to run Stede through but instead Izzy jumps in front and get stabbed instead and Jim and Frenchie and all of em run to help and Ed is stood there with a terrified and mistrusting Stede and a disobedient crew and an injured first mate.

Just imagine like Izzy resting his forehead on Jim’s shoulder as they try to remove the blade and they hear him saying something, so they pause to listen, and he’s just begging not to die and promising he’ll stop being such a dick just please help he doesn’t want to die he’s scared he promises to be nicer like bloody bonnet just help him please please please

And Ed isn’t even fazed, he just stares at Izzy being helped by the crew as Stede tries to approach safely.

And Jim is the only one who hears Izzy begging, is the only one who hears him sobbing quietly, is the only one who visits him when he’s ‘resting’ (he’s actually still trying to manage their finances and is travelling through the secret passages to make sure everyone’s doing their job even when he’s like actually bleeeding out)

Cue a very strange but solid bond between Jim and Izzy.

TLDR; I want Jim and Izzy to bond over Izzy getting injured and showing weakness.

#izzy hands #i think i’m going insane #angst #jim ofmd #izzy gets stabbed #edward teach #stede bonnet #izzy x jim but platonic #very gay #very cool #very sad #very angsty #whump #ohohoho

[bisonaari]

I know that this is the Käärijä fandom BUT I ONLY WANT TO DRAW JUKKA

#i havent drawn jere seriously for a while but like #so many pics of jukka to paintttt #also i wanna paint häärijä at some point i have this super cool pic of him saved on my phone ohohoho #like the lighting is just so good

[thrill-seeker-if]

So, your hand didn't get strained from writing that essay? It's funny how you can write entire books on your tumblr but never you know... your own book.

#im ngl this made me giggle #youre so smart anon! so funny and cool! #oh #ohohoho! #i giggle! i kick my feet! hilarious! #you are both original and the funniest person alive! #you totally got me bro! totally got me!

[danisnotofire]

no matter how good they are, every boy will make u cry at least once. stay vigilant out there.

#my good egg boy fucking lied #about having slept w someone #one of his friends #who i hâte #who is so mean to all my friends #who i suspected had a thing #for him .. or has … probably has #but i was being the cool girl i was keeping it so tight #and didn’t push it #bc ohohoho ridiculous to think i cpukd truusttt my paaarrtttnneeerrr #they did it before we were dating before we even knew each other #drunkenly and during the low point of the pandemic #but 😤😤😤😤😤 #i’m so mad #you’d think after two years you’d be in the clear about certain things #but nope #fuck this #not to mention EVERRYYYYBODY KNEW EXCEPT ME #and watched me parade around for YEARS insisting we didn’t have any secrets or that i didn’t think anything had ever happened or would ever #between them #literally. fuck. men.

[queenofbaws]

❛ don’t try to fix me, i’m not broken. ❜ I'm in a nostalgic mood so may I ask this one for Heater from Silent Hill 3? Thank you and I'm melting,too!! It's so hot!!

The nightmares had gotten worse the older she’d gotten - great, whirring gears biting into pulsating flesh, a world that throbbed like a raw nerve, the hot, wet smell of motor oil and blood soaking into burning hair, a girl with her face sobbing as her wounds wept into the white cotton sheets of her hospital bed. Every time she woke up soaked in sweat, shaking from head to toe, screaming more often than not.

Then Dad would come, his hair full of fly-aways from tossing and turning on his pillow, his eyes wide with a kind of panic that never got better, never quite went away. He’d sit there on the edge of her bed, stroking her hair (if she’d let him), shushing her until her pulse slowed again (if she’d let him), reminding her softly that she was home, and she was safe, and he was going to protect her from everything (if only she’d let him)...

But the older she got, the more she’d pushed back, pushed him away, tried to tamp it all down behind a big locked door in her brain where none of it could reach her; she didn’t need Dad’s help because she was fine, everything was fine, it would all just be fucking fine if he’d stop acting like it wasn’t.

And as she sat on the edge of the bed he’d been laid in, their places so suddenly changed, she found that was what she regretted most of all: That he’d fought for her until the bitter end, and she hadn’t even wanted him to.

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

#torahime #six sentence weekend #queenie writes silent hill #ohohoho it's been a minute since i've written for heather!!! this was fun ;P hehehe #i hope youre able to keep cool today!!!! this heatwave is no joke!!! x_x

[nazumichi]

thought everyone should know I bought some earrings yesterday just because they looked like the shell zuko gave mai in such a cringe-fail way.

#raii talks a lot #and because they were cheap and I like shells #i was like “ohohoho I’ve seen you bad boys before” #zuko was so lame for that “I thought of you” what does THAT mean. You know mai was so valid for breaking up with him I love her sm #see a shell is mega cool but he delivered it so stupidly like boy you just dropped a scoop of ice cream in her

[upathosarts]

[ID: A traditional drawing done on a notebook cover of my fursona, Sun. They are sitting done while drinking from a can. The rotated text on the side says “2022″ in big blocky numbers. The background is black. /end ID]

#my art #fursona friday #cover for my journal >:] hopefully a cool cover will get me to stick to this habit #also unintentionally trans colours ohohoho #sun

[pixs-pinings]

oh

sorry for disappearing again

i'm never sure what to talk about

#other than 'ohohoho lady pretty and cool and can kick my ass'

[taelsungtaro]

desparately trying to convince myself not to change my blog name here to an nct one bc ive just watched the nct universe show and i have so many emotions

#the two things upon closer inspection perhaps do not have that much connection but in my brain ohohoho u have no idea #i am. i am being so brave abt nct tokyo/jpn stuff. im being So cool abt it #once again sorry for being obnoxiously japanese on main but truly the yuheitaro part made me cry #shoutarou saying hes been watching yuuta for a long time from behind and that he wants to be like him in 5 years.....im fine its fines #everything was so cool and fine and i Totally didnt burst into tears hahaha....

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include

Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self

Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people

You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!

disgraced scientist is disgraced

I forgor 💀

Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky

Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man

I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me

ohohoho i am a Creature

well you probably know what two trucks is about

#feel free to add ur favourite lemon demon song #cw gore mention #lemon demon #neil cicierega #spirit phone #reaganomics lemon demon #cabinet man #modify #touch tone telephone #amnesia was her name #when he died #soft fuzzy man #sweet bod #eighth wonder #two trucks

[lactoseintolerentswag]

Rise Characterizations Pt. 2!!

In the first part I went over my character writing notes for Raph, so we're doing Leo next!!!

Leo Character Notes

Language Habits:

First the obvious, makes a lot of puns and one-liners. Think corny super hero movies

Does poke at New Jersey often in said one-liners

Mumbles/talks to himself out loud often

Starts a Lot of his sentences with, "Okay--"

Often will add on, "haha, you're hilarious", when he's trying to tease or antagonize someone

Similarly to Raph he will also verbalize his attacks/actions, "kick and punch"/"punch and kick", "land safely"/"and he sticks the landing"

Also will verbalize when he's trying to make a portal, "come on portal", "it's portal time", "portal power jitsu"

We all know "hachi machi"

Tendency to also make noises when fighting, "yah"/"wah!"/"hah!"

That little ohohoho laugh can signify as his battle cry/excitement, or his nervousness depending on context

Same case as the above with "hoh boy"

Will stutter on words to emphasize them, "l-l-l-l-lame!"

The first to jump onto an "I told you so" or "I was right"

Mixes Spanish into his sentences, most notably "bueno", "vamanos", "hermano(s)"

Messes up science terminology, "reprogramulating"

Says "indubitably" when he's up to something (which Raph recognizes)

Out of all the brothers, he does poke fun the most

Refers to himself as "Leon"

Refers to others (mostly strangers/acquaintances) as "bub"/"bud", or "chief"

Personality:

Dramatic, Leo will always play things up 110%. Sometimes this is to cover up his insecurities, to cheer up his brothers, or to annoy said brothers. Also plays into his extreme responses to stressful situations

The fun brother, aka mikey's advocate. He takes his role seriously as the face man, who keeps things fun and cool for his brothers. It's an easy role, and he gets to make his family laugh or roll their eyes. He's. Sillay

Perceptive, this is why he knows exactly what buttons to push, but he's not a great communicator when it comes to the bigger picture. This also plays into his manipulativeness that he uses to put chaos into his family (i.e. lair games), puppet villains (i.e. Big Mama) into his motives, and change the battlefield

A closet nerd, implied to remember more jupiter jim lore than the rest of his brothers and has a ready to go impression of the reptiles of planet reptilica

Competitive to a fault, he tends to get lost in the competition when it comes to his brothers. Part of his dramatism is showing off, and he's weak to being called or associated with the term "champion". Competition is a way he gauges his self worth

Has a strong desire for the inherent admiration and trust of his peers, more than outright praise (both are wanted) unlike Donnie. This damages his communication skills because he just expects his brothers to trust him while he puts on a persona of nonchalance as protection from failure

Defensive, of himself through being snippy or sarcastic, but also defensive of his brothers' own well-being. He may be the one to poke the most fun, but he's also the one to jump to his siblings' defense out of any of the brothers. Sort of an "only I can do so and so to blank" mindset

Martyr complex, prioritizes the safety of his family over his own safety

Gets attached to people he considers family Quickly, those he doesn't consider a part of his family he has little sympathy for but once that connection is there he's already ready to use his body as a shield

Freeze response, tends to freeze up in response to danger or stress. Often shown to curl into a ball or stand silently (as opposed to his constant chatter)

Miscellaneous:

The third to unlock his mystic powers

Nicknames: "baby blue" by splinter, "nardo" by donnie

Sweats an ungodly amount

Uses spit to annoy his brothers/enemies (licking an item to claim it as his, wet willies)

Can beat box

Always chooses left in mazes or when lost

Next up will be Donnie :>

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #character analysis #long post #fanfic #writing #critter talks

[rotwilt]

the traffic life series are so funny to me bc i see all of this indepth analysis and its really cool but whenever i watch a life series im just like 'ohohoho what funny little creatures!! oh they are killing now!! aww there is an animal!!' and thats it

#traffic life series #limited life #3rd life #double life #mcyt #last life

[broke-art]

Macaque x Fangirl reader

"You must be my biggest fan." The hooded storyteller leaned down next to your seat. "I hope that journal isn't to steal my stories." He gestures to the open notebook in your lap.

"What?! No! No of course not." You promised hurriedly. "Your stories are so good but, they're yours. I couldn't tell them half as well. No I'm-" paused trying to collect your thoughts. You certainly had been taking notes but not to steal anything. It's just the story reminded you so much of someone.

The hooded figure smiled indulgently.

"And who is that?" He asked clearly meaning the sketches next to your notes.

Some heat flared to life in your cheeks.

"Oh that is my depiction of the six earred Macaque." You explained ensuring to keep your eyes glued to the journal. "He was the brother of the monkey king? Played a super important role." You rambled. "Actually your story reminds me of-" the words died in your throat as you saw his grin slowly turn into a slight frown.

"You.....you know about the six earred Macaque?" He said slowly.

You nodded slightly.

"He's my favorite. It's really unfortunate how he died." You mumbled with a shrug.

The figure seemed to flinch a bit but when you looked at him he pasted on a grin that felt a touch forced.

"Sooo....you're a fangirl?"

A blushed burned at your cheeks and you tensed.

"I wouldn't call it that!" You shook your head adamantly.

The figure chuckled.

"Hey it's nothing to be ashamed about. Although-" He sat next to you thoughtfully touching a hand to his chin. "Why does my story remind you of him?"

You blinked.

"Uhm well it's pretty well known that when Sun wukong and Macaque parted ways it wasn't under the most...ahem....amiable conditions."

For a moment you thought you heard the man mutter under his breath, 'No kidding' But you couldn't be sure.

"But Macaque was still pretty renowned in his own way and when they did work together they were virtually unstoppable!" You slipped into explanations and gushed about how cool you believed the monkey brothers were.

That was until your own brother ran into the theater.

"Y/n! I can't find Mei or the others any-" He stopped short suddenly and summoned his staff.

"Macaque. I should have known."

"Wha-"

"Get away from my sister. Now." M.k growled twirling the staff.

A low chuckle sounded behind you making you stiffen and slowly turn.

The man pulled back the hood to reveal a black monkey with purple eyes and a wicked grin.

"Ohohoho sister huh?" He looked at you with a risen brown and you felt your gut twist in knots.

"So... Fangirl." He addressed you stepping towards you. "Ready to meet the real deal?"

"I said-" Gold flared around M.k just before he launched at Macaque. "Get back!"

You screamed and raised your arms as purple and gold magic clashed and the resulting sonic blast threw you back into the bleachers.

"Careful there, bud." Macaque's mockery reached you just as your shadow morphed under you. "Wouldn't want someone to get hurt !"

At the last word the shadow opened a portal in the floor.

With a gasp you reached for M.k as you fell only to see him lunge for you.

"Y/N!" He shouted only for his fingertips to just brush your own before the world vanished into a void of black.

You came to with a groan touching a hand to your head.

"M.k you've got some explaining to do." Pigsy groused somewhere in the background as you got your bearings. Slowly, as the world righted yourself you spotted your journal.

You picked it up carefully as M.k dashed out the doors for some unknown reason. You flicked through the pages and froze on your latest page.

'To my biggest fan. Thanks for coming to the show. Was nice to hear someone remembers me. ' - Macaque.

You blinked and despite yourself you smiled slowly. Perhaps you really were a fangirl.

#lego monkie kid #lego red son #lmk #jttw #jttw sun wukong #jttw wukong #lego monkie king #lego #lego nezha #redson #lmk monkie kid #lmk mei #lmk mk #lmk macaque #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque x reader #lmk six eared macaque #macaque x reader #six eared macaque

[sinsmockingbird]

How do you think Chelsea, Cabernet, Eirene and Oak Casket would react to their s/o buying xl sized condoms while shopping with them?

Ohohoho, I think they'd all have different reactions but that end in the same way- with you both in bed.

CW: Smut under the cut

✧ CHELSEA

• Immediately wants to grab you and spin you around to face her, only to tug your pants and underwear down to see if you are actually that huge to have to use XL sized condoms.

• Of course she controls herself and holds back considering you are in a store, but you better know her eyes are zeroed in on the bulge in your pants, finally coming to the realization that you must be massive with a bulge like that.

• Chelsea will eventually start to become touchy, moving to feel you up in subtle and non subtle ways. All until she bends down to the lowest shelf, grinding her ass into your crotch till you quickly decide to finish up and pay for everything.

• As soon as you guys are home, Chelsea has you stripped naked and is grinding against your cock, watching in amazement at how big it gets. She's soaking not only through her panties but her pants as well as she imagines putting one of those condoms to use right away.

✧ CABERNET

• Literally salivating as soon as she sees you reach over for the XL sized condoms. Seeing you lazily toss them into the cart while continuing to browse, leaving her eyeing you up like a predator does to their prey.

• She'll stalk up besides you, brushing her lips against your ear while passing by, leaving you flustered at the words she uttered; "Oh I'm going to have a feast with you tonight."

• She'd saunter ahead of you, giving more sway to her hips, letting you stare red faced and slack jawed as you simply freeze, eyes only staring at her gorgeous ass which her dress accentuates beautifully.

• You better be prepared for Cabernet to be absolutely sucking the soul out of you through your cock as soon as you get home. She's going to be worshipping it like it's her deity from now on.

✧ OAK CASKET

✧ EIRENE

• Her cool demeanor is gone in a second as soon as she sees you reaching for the XL sized condoms. Her face turning into a tomato as she realizes what that's implying.

• When you look back at her, she's turned on her heel and rushing away from you to another aisle, her hand covering her red face as she needs to take a moment to compose herself.

• When you find her and ask what's wrong, she'll be tugging you into a kiss, muttering, "I want you so bad," before telling you to grab what you need and meet her out at the car in 10 minutes.

• After scrambling to grab stuff, and stumbling to the car, Eirene can't even wait to get home to keep her hands off you, and she'll be dropping her head down to sloppily lick and suck on your cock.

• Oh the smirk that crosses her face when she sees you reaching for the XL sized condoms perfectly shows how hungry she is to see if your cock actually stands up to the size.

• She's giving you that smirk when you look at her, her eyes teasing and also perfectly showcasing what she was feeling and what she wanted your cock to do to her body when you get home.

• And the way her voice becomes lower and sultry, your knees are weak and your bulge has grown significantly bigger.

• Perhaps Oak will just have to drag you to the stores bathroom and help you with your little- or rather large- problem before you two even attempt at going home.

#*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟsins thirsts #path to nowhere #path to nowhere smut #countess chelsea #chelsea #ptn!chelsea #sub!chelsea #chelsea x reader #chelsea x you #cabernet #ptn!cabernet #sub!cabernet #cabernet x reader #cabernet x you #eirene #ptn!eirene #sub!eirene #eirene x reader #eirene x you #oak casket #ptn!oak casket #sub!oak casket #oak casket x reader #oak casket x you

[pseudokap]

Family Reunion My second artwork for the Apotheosis Zine! (account here) (art rambling + mild apotheosis spoilers below)

(i wrote this out on a google doc) Ohohoho i have a lot to say for this piece! It’s is inspired by the fight between Thanatos and his siblings: Yuri, Arboth (on the left) and Ranar (on the right) from episode 9 I took inspiration from the painting that saved Yuri, which was described as depicting a lone sunflower on a hill. The composition frames Yuri as the sunflower itself with the orange rectangle representing the frame of a painting. The sunflower shape circles her head like a halo (because holy family y’know). There are also petal-like patterns in her hair, which I thought looked nice. Also the sunflower forms the pupil of an eye, which can be interpreted as either Exandroth (and his sort of familial relation to Thanny as his creator) or the other gods Arboth and Ranar’s eyes are red, for possession by the blights. Or something. Also Yuri is crying because, well I’d be sad if I had to fight my brother because I got possessed by a god. There really was still a part of her in there, even if she was just a vessel. I took some creative liberties on my Thanatos design because it looked cool and I also couldn’t figure out some of his armor in the official design:( well, the armor has feather-like components now. I guess. Everything is scratched because he’s fought A Lot and there’s no way the armor is Not Absolutely Wrecked to an extent. I actually had a ton of fun shading his armor! Other neat things: - The contrast of the holy family’s white clothing (typically representing good) vs Thanatos’s black armor (typically representing evil). Obviously Thanatos is one of the protagonists in this story, so in this case we’re going against the “typical” - Pure white is only used in Thanatos and Yuri’s eyes, intended to draw attention to their faces I’m very happy with this piece, especially Thanatos’s armor and axe! There’s a lot of ways to interpret this and parts that I can’t find the words to explain.

#jrwi #jrwi fanart #my art #pseudokart #thanatos jrwi #jrwi apotheosis #i think this piece is what made me enjoy shading armor much more #the brothers are kind of elden ring inspired. maybe i'll do a full reference for them one day #just roll with it #listened to heavy metal while drawing this one. it helped a lot