“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include
Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self
Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people
You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!
disgraced scientist is disgraced
I forgor 💀
Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky
Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man
I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me
ohohoho i am a Creature
well you probably know what two trucks is about
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ALBUM REVIEW NOBODY CARED ABOUT PART VII: SPIRIT PHONE EDITION
Lifetime Achievement Award: 7.75/10
It took me embarrassingly long to realize that the first letters of delta echo alpha delta spell out “D.E.A.D.”. Anyways, EVEN AS WE SPEAK WERE SYNTHESIZING BLOOD AND ORGANS SYNTHESIZING HEART AND SOUL.
The slow part’s sick as hell (I’m writing this album review as i listen)
It also took me embarrassingly long to catch the Michael Jackson ref
Touch Tone Telephone: 7.75/10
Fun fact: this was the first lemon demon song I actually liked enough to listen to it repeatdly. After i stopped liking this song, i stopped listening to lemon demon, then I found cabinet man, and i started listening to lemon demon more and started liking this song again.
Caminet Man: 5/10
Ehh. I get why it’s popular cause it’s a great song. I just stopped liking it as much when I listened to the rest of the album. Also, it’s probably too late to say this, but I’m rating on how much I like it, not on how good it is.
No Eyed Girl: 7.5/10
Love how the bass Im this song is Neil with a voice effect. Great.
Also, if i’m correct the lyric is “without proof i know” but i thought it was “without proof, oh no!”
When he died: 8/10
Unfortunately, instead of listening to this on Spotify or something, I’m listening to it on audiomack, so i doubt get to hear the great transition from “no eyed girl” into “when he died” :(
Never noticed the slight echo on Neil’s voice before, sick
Sweett bod: 8/10
Don’t play this one in front of your parents!
Who else but Neil would write a song with the lyric “some sexy shaking tumors”
Sick ass guitar solo
Eighth wonder: 6/10
Don’t LOVE it, but it’s a great song.
Fun fact, this song’s only slightly younger than me.
Ancient Aliens: 7/10
I litened to it too much and now I don’t like it anymore :(
Soft fuzzy man: 8/10
One time in math class, we were listening to the class playlist and this song started playing. My math teacher immediately said “this is horrible, who requested this” and as soon as he read who made the song the whole class looked at me.
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It: 9/10
This song sounds like the red angry bird
I Earn My Life: 9/10
:(
Reaganomics: 10/10
Hell yeah
…
With reaganomics
Baby
Baby
Baby
BABY
YEAHHHHH
Man Made Object:7/10
I now realize how good the percussion in this album sounds.
This song has the vibes on an instrumental without being one
I love the delivery of the lines “I am an altogether different man by day / I have the influence to send that man far away”
Spiral of Ants: 8/10
The perfect ending to a perfect album
OVERALL ALBUM RATING: 9/10
FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE SONGS:
Probably sweet bod, reaganomics, or as your father i expressly forbid it (yeah i know, not at all consistent with my ratings)
For my least favorite, easily cabinet man
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tip: at your wedding, you should have your first dance to Sweet Bod. it would be so fucking funny
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LEMONTOBER DAY 27: SWEET BOD
Fanart for @sugarthelion yay!!!!!! Yay yippeDYLAN STOP FLIRTING WITH THE BODIES YOU’RE DIGGING UP MAN STO
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You may be in their DM but I’m digging up their coffin and pouring out the contents
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