Como se defender de um Coach Financeiro (How to defend yourself from a Financial Coach)
Transcript and translation:
A bald man with a well trimmed beard in a white shirt, black trousers and a yellow belt tied to his hips. He says: How to defend yourself from a financial coach. That's what we will learn today in this self defense class.
The camera zooms back a little and the man points to the right where a cut out picture of a white blond man in a suit starts sliding from right to left slowly as the bald man says: Generally the coach comes in a sneaky way trying to force a friendship that doesn't exist.
The camera zooms into the picture cut out and it's mouth is made to move as a puppet while saying: Hey there cousins!
The camera zooms out and the man says: Right after that he puts his hand on your shoulder.
The picture is animated to extend one straight arm to rest in the shoulder of the man while he continues saying: So that he can start giving financial advice. (The cut out says: Stocks) He stays talking and you lock his hand here and and with the other you apply the blow.
The man demonstrates while talking, puting his right hand on his left shoulder and uses his right hand to go up in a blow where the arm of the cut out is, the arm is edited to look broken with a little bit of blood splattering. The man continues talking: Applied, he will stay talking because financial coachs are insistent. And it's the hour for what? (The cut out says again: Stocks)
The man kicks the cut out with a one legged kick while saying: A kick to the chest. The cut out goes flying off the screen to the right and the man continues saying while walking to the right, the camera cutting to a wall where the cut out picture is edited as if it fell sitting against the wall, the arm still broken, the mouth hanging open and one eye closed. The man is saying: Kicked the chest? He will seem surrendered in this position but he is not, (he's) still talking about investments, real state funds (the cut out says again: Stocks) And it's time to apply the final blow.
The man lifts his arm close to his shoulder: You lift your arm like this and, huh.
He lowers his arm in the direction of the cut out as if hitting it and pulls back holding a smartphone: Got his phone. When you get his phone then you can delete all accounts and contents from the internet. And that's the most efficient way you can defend yourself from a financial coach.
The cut out starts saying: If you let money control you, the money will be-
The man throws the phone at the cut out and the screen cuts to black before it hitting.
In the black screen appears the text: follow, share and leave in the comments suggestions of what you want to see.
Ruggie, você merece todo o amor do mundo!! Feliz Aniversário!!
Para mim, Ruggie é um dos melhores personagens de Twisted Wonderland, quem concordar respire!!
Sei que aniversário do Ruggie foi ontem, e te peço desculpas por ter esquecido Ruggie!! 😭😭😭
Não consegui fazer uma arte digital de novo, por mais que desta vez eu real e queria ter feito, entretanto não queria atrasar ainda mais o post para o Ruggie!
Havia sido um dia cansativo e a loira definitivamente não estava muito no clima de reencontro. Apesar do ambiente saudoso e festivo, Celeste não sentia como se fosse totalmente pertencente. Caminhar pelos longos corredores da UCLA lembrando de toda sua trajetória como universitária era um tanto quanto desafiador, tendo em vista de que estava tentando se tornar uma pessoa melhor. Depois de rodar pelo salão e virar dois shots de vodca de uma vez só, Celeste resolveu andar ao redor do campus enquanto bebia uma taça de uma bebida bem duvidosa e colorida -- horrivel por sinal -- estava divagando sozinha, analisando toda a arquitetura que ainda arremetia boas e más memórias, quando esbarrou em alguém que vinha na sua direção "oh minha deusa, me desculpe" indagou automaticamente.
gente tenho uns 3 posts de mensagens p postar, outros q to trabalhando e algumas (várias) asks pra responder mas serei sincera tô bem cansada (e deprimida) essas semanas, por isso tenho demorado 🤩 tbm tô acompanhando minha mãe E minha vó nas cirurgias das duas então provavelmente seguirei tb com updates demorados nas próximas semanas. não precisa responder nem nada, só quero que vcs saibam q não to ignorando o que vcs mandam ou as coisas q falei q iria fazer, só sou lerda msm 🫶🏼