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pinegreentea · 5 months
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This lingerie is 🔥🔥🔥 but ofc the best part is taking it off. Wanna see that? U can buy my n00dz via tumblr! this set is literally so so good, if you're interested or have questions send me an ask off anon indicating it's about the pics and I'll dm you privately :) also a rb could really help out! Okay hope to sell some soon love you xo!
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buthowboutno · 6 months
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I literally can't help myself, continuation of the bonus snippet from Ch. 23 <3
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cosmic-kaden · 2 months
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Oh Bite Me! (MDNI+18)
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Ship: Matt x Kaden (I HATE THIS MAKE HIM GO AWAY /lh /j)
Words: 1,592 (helpmeeeee)
cw: Play wrestling and biting. Public whimpering?? (killme/j)
Summary: Kaden makes an off hand comment. Matt takes it literally and gets a lovely surprise.
Note: If you aren't a self-shipper please dni I have anxiety. lol
WHY IS THIS MAN WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE F/O MAKING ME FEEL THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE FEELING WITH HIM >: c FUCK! THIS IS ALL BROOKE'S FAULT! /LH (I'm blaming you and your ask on my other blog shhhhh lol)
ok 2 rb or whatever hhhhhh // banners by Cafekitsune and benkeibear
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'Oh shit! Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! What do I do!? What do I say!? I should run? Yeah, run. Take off!'
Kaden's head was reeling, their cheeks flushed and their heart beating rapidly in their chest. It actually felt like their heart was about to explode. Kaden turned on their heel to see him, staring wide-eyed at you, almost like a deer caught in headlights. Kaden swallowed thickly.
"What was that?" He asked and Kaden wanted to die inside.
Matt and Kaden were just being goofs together. It wasn't unusual for these two to get into random playful "fights" which weren't fights in the slightest, more like playful wrestling matches over silly things like withholding keys and stuff, taunting the other to 'come get it' today was no different.
Kaden had taken his keys and taunted him until they were a mess of limbs on the couch, Matt managed to get on top of them and pinned them down on their stomach. Kaden had the keys clutched tightly against their chest so if Matt really wanted them he would have to dig them out.
"You're lucky I'm being nice and not using my full strength" Matt grinned.
It was all very light-hearted and playful! That was until Kaden made an off-handed comment, it was something they just said without thinking much of it, they didn't think he'd literally do it.
"Oh bite me!"
"Well If you insist~" Matt didn't know! He was just being playful!
Kaden was trying to squirm out from under him and told him no, do not bite them!!
They were laughing because yeah, they were having fun. Kaden managed to squeeze out from under him and stood to their feet but Matt was quick, he sprang up from the couch and wrapped his arms around Kaden's upper arms, trapping their arms against the sides of their body, he pulled them in flush against him, their back collided with his chest when Matt let out a playful growl and bit into the junction of Kaden's shoulder and neck it was a playful bite but it was also hard, he used some force when he clamped down on their skin which caused Kaden to accidentally let out a low moan.
They both froze. Matt detached his mouth from Kaden and Kaden's expression was nothing less than horrified. So this was where they were right now, Kaden inhaled deeply they wanted to eject themselves into space, Kaden you dumb fuck…
"W-What was what?" Kaden tried their best to feign innocence even though they both knew what just happened. Kaden's eyes flicked up to Matt's only to see that his face was equally as flushed.
"I was expecting a cry? A yell? ….you…" Matt shuffled on his feet, the confidence he once had from playing around had disintegrated and he looked a little shy.
'Oh god, I made him uncomfortable!' Kaden was mentally slapping themselves, they glanced away. This relationship was still somewhat fresh and while they've done stuff together they haven't gotten too intimate with each other, not enough to find out what kinks the other person had.
"I..uh…" Kaden fell silent, they didn't know what to say, they just knew they wanted to run away and try to stop their face from wanting to explode. This was terrible!
"So you're kinda a freak?" Matt said bluntly, his voice holding a hint of playfulness to it and Kaden's attention drew to him, they looked at him in shock only to see Matt with a rather smug little smirk on his face. "My lover is a freeeeeeak~" Matt grinned, grabbing Kaden's arm, pulling them into him.
"I am not!!!" Kaden flailed and Matt grinned, resuming his position before, wrapping his arms tight around Kaden.
"You are~" Matt chuckled lowly.
"S-Shut up!" Kaden laughed softly.
"Now to use my powers for good or evil~" Matt teased, as he dipped his head down, nudging his head under Kaden's chin as he placed soft kisses along their jawline. Kaden's face felt like it was going to burst and their breathing hitched when they felt him reach their neck.
He pulled away and grinned widely when he heard Kaden let out a little whine. Matt was quick and snatched his keys out of Kaden's hand and Kaden was standing there dazed and stunned.
"I win~" Matt dangled his keys in front of Kaden's face and smiled widely.
"Son of a bitch! you cheated!" Kaden snapped when their brain caught up with them.
"Hey, it's not my fault you got distracted. It's also not my fault you get horny when you get bit~" Matt winked playfully and Kaden had to walk away from the situation, they simultaneously wanted to jump him and smack him, and their reaction made Matt laugh.
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Kaden ended up being distracted the entire day because of that little stunt from Matt. The part he bit was tender, he used a good amount of force behind that bite, Kaden brought their fingers up to the tender area and pressed a little, yup it was very tender and Kaden groaned softly, readjusting in their seat as they tried to compose themselves. They were at work, they couldn't think of that right now!
At the end of the day, Kaden was collecting their things when Matt surprise back hugged them and Kaden smiled, their hand coming up to ruffle a bit of his blonde hair.
"Hi Matt~"
"You done?" Matt kissed their cheek and pulled away from them.
"Yes, I'm free finally~" Kaden chuckled. It was the same thing every day, Matt would always find them and the first thing he did was hug them. Despite Matt's anger issues with other people when they arose he was actually incredibly sweet.
Kaden turned on their heel when Matt pulled away so they could face him, the corridor was somewhat loud with people talking amongst themselves as everyone was leaving work for the day. Matt glanced around. "Not too many people.." he mumbled.
Kaden tilted their head, a quizzical expression tugging their face. "hm? No there usually isn't..why?" Kaden raised an eyebrow. "Matt. Whyyyy?" Kaden asked, their voice holding a bit of suspicion.
"Well, you know…" Matt reached out and grabbed Kaden by their hips, pulling them into him. Kaden flushed a little but wrapped their arms loosely over his shoulders, they looked up at him and chuckled softly. What in the hell was he up to?
That's when Kaden felt themselves being pushed back, they nearly tripped and had to move their feet quickly to keep up with Matt, their back collided with the wall and Kaden groaned softly. "Matt," Kaden said sternly, their eyes locking with his.
His brown eyes glimmered with a hint of mischievous intent. "I've made a decision.." His voice was low, only enough for Kaden to hear as he moved in closer to them, he planted a firm quick to their lips that left Kaden feeling momentarily lightheaded.
"A-And that is?" Kaden asked breathlessly, their body once again heating up like they did earlier in the day.
Matt grinned, peppering small kisses along their jaw and down their neck, his lips pressed against the tender spot from earlier where he had bit, his grin only widening when Kaden let out a soft whimper. This was embarrassing, thankfully everyone was too caught up in their conversations to see the two at the end of the corridor.
"I think I'll use my power for evil.." Matt breathed against the spot.
"Remember to be quiet now~" Matt hummed, his one hand going up to Kaden's mouth before he sunk his teeth into the same spot he did before except this time he bit and he bit hard. Kaden's hands gripped the fabric of his uniform tightly, their eyes screwing tightly shut as they felt that familiar shiver of pleasure wracks through their body.
Matt pulled them flush against him as he began to suck at their flesh, Kaden could absolutely feel his arousal pressed up against their leg and Kaden whimpered against his hand. Matt finally let go of their skin, bringing his hand off their mouth as he lightly kissed the now-darkening purple mark on their skin.
He straightened his posture as Kaden's fists unballed from from uniform. He admired the look on Kaden's face, their cheeks flushed, their chest heaving, their lips parted and their eyes glazed over.
A small smug smirk graced his lips but it soon turned into surprise and laughter when Kaden grabbed him, dragging him off to the nearest janitorial closet. "Can't wait till we get back to your place?"
Kaden slammed the closet door behind them and kissed him hard, it was messy full of teeth and tongue. "You pull a stunt like that again and I'll fucking kill you.." Kaden moaned against his lips, their hands already finding their way to the zipper on his jumper, pulling it down as their mouth travelled down his neck.
"I pull a stunt like that again and I'm sure you'l-- a-ah.." Matt hissed through his teeth, his eyes screwing shut, Kaden gave him a taste of his own medicine in the exact spot where he had marked them. They sucked his flesh and moaned teasingly against him when they heard him groan softly.
Matt surprised himself with how he was reacting to Kaden's bite. "T-Touche.." Matt moaned softly as Kaden's hand went lower, making a point to gently scratch over his abdomen with their nails, not enough to draw blood or hurt him.
"G-Guess we're both freaks now huh~?"
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I ain't tagging ANYONE my face is going to fucking combust, goodbye >///<
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Herb-based random Selfship Ask game!
Works basically the same as any other Selfship ask game! Just send in the word correlating with a question and specify what fictional other/Self-insert/Self-ship you're asking it about! (Anywhere I say 'You', you can put yourself or your self-insert, lol.)
If you want to do this for yourself, just reblog! (Remember, practice reblog karma.)
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Basil - If you and your F/O had an all-expenses paid trip to anywhere in the world/your F/Os source world, where would you go on a date/honeymoon?
Bay Leaf - What do you and your F/O do when you need to wind down after a long and stressful day?
Chamomile - What is something your F/O loves about you?
Cinnamon - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw your selfship doing something involving fire! (Roasting marshmallows, dinner by candle light, sitting by the fireplace, etc.)
Chia Seeds - Is there anything you've learned/improved upon since being with your F/O? (Maybe you had anger issues and learned to deal with them after starting to selfship, for example?)
Chili flakes - Who out of you and your F/O(s) is more likely to be arrested defending the others' honor?
Cumin - Has your F/O ever put themselves in danger for you? How about vice versa?
Dandelion - Does your F/O believe in 'wishes coming true'? Maybe not wishing on a star, but do they believe in making wishes?
Dill - Has there ever been a moment where your F/O embarrassed you? How about vice versa?
Eucalyptus - *Flash doodle prompt!* Doodle or sketch your F/O in a casual outfit or in pajamas you think they'd wear!
Fennel - How's your F/Os venting skills? If you start venting to them, do they listen? Do they actively participate in the conversation?
Flax seeds - Do you and your F/O want kids? Why/Why not?
Ginger - On a scale of 'Rodger Rabbit and Jessica' and 'Batman and Catwoman' how much of a power couple (Or power throuple/etc) is your Selfship?
Jasmine - How did you and your F/O meet?
Lavender - How was your relationship with your F/O at first? Was it love at first sight? Did you hate each other at first?
Nutmeg - What do you do to comfort your F/O when they need it? What about vice versa?
Oregano - What is your F/O's love language? How often do they show their love this way?
Paprika - Who of you and your F/O(s) is the 'hypeman' of the other(s)?
Parsley - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw you and your F/O as if you were the F/O, and they the selfshipper!
Peppermint - Can you two pick up each other's signals right away, or are you two just enigmas to each other most of the time? Maybe you even have a few secret code words that mean something for your partner?
Poppy seeds - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw yourself and your F/O(s) asleep together! Aww... are you guys all tangled up together? Just in each others arms?
Rose - How passionate is your F/O? Are they the type to make big grand gestures of love, or do they show their love in smaller ways?
Rosemary - How well do you two know each other? Are you two confident that you would win a couples game show?
Sesame seeds - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw you and your F/O taking care of a pet together! (Or, draw them with a hypothetical kid, perhaps?)
Spearmint - Do you two get up in the mornings at around the same time? Do you do your morning routines together? Why/Why not?
Sunflower seeds - What is your favorite moment involving your F/O(s) from their source?
Thyme - What fairy tale would suit you/your S/I's story with your F/O the best?
Turmeric - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw a 'Draw the squad' or otherwise draw a meme of some sort with you/your S/I and your F/O(s)!
Vanilla - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw you and your F/O doing something that looks suggestive, but is actually entirely innocent!
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kurokrisps · 1 year
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What does your heart say?
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hauntedtrousers · 2 months
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I Got Sent Back In Time By God And All I Got Was This Lousy Arc Phone
Starting a new fic!!!! It'll get a little intense, so read the tags and stay safe.
Summary:
One day you wake up on a beach in your pajamas to a strange old man telling you that you fell out of the sky. When you take in your surroundings, you find you've been transported against your will back in time to the Hisui era with nothing but the clothes on your back and a strange phone. Now to survive, you must work with the Galaxy Team as a Survey Corps member to earn your keep, while also uncovering the mystery of why you were dropped here in the first place. you'll make many new friends, but also lots of enemies. It won't be easy, but hey, at least the tall handsome merchant said he'll help you, right?
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hadisuffer · 3 months
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Anthro Bee 🐝
In addition to this art, I drew her in traditional art
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luvyunjinxo · 10 months
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home page 💮
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kayla<3 || she/her || started for fun, not that good with writing
reminder & note: I go on a hiatus every now & then, so I'm not constant with my fics.
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who I write for/don't ━━━━━━━━━
-I don't write for g-idle sadly:( - I do 4th generation ggs, but only idols who are over 18+ - 3rd generation idols, only blackpink & twice only. - no boy groups sadly:(
things that I do not do ━━━━━━━━━━
foot fetishes 🙅‍♀️ (def not I'm sorry but its just weird to me)
male reader fics
age play (1-3 years don't count right?)
anything w/ vomit
blood kink or anything w/ knife play 😭 *might add stuff later but this is it for now*
requests ━━━━━━━━
Requests will be open most of the time! I love hearing your thoughts and requests but if it says " closed:( " then I am currently working on a new fic at the moment.
If you would like to be an anon you may request to be one<3. (ex. 🐧)
masterslist coming soon!!! love you guys. -xo, kayla 🤍
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apelcini · 6 months
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heard a knock on my door and i thought it was my girlfriend returned from her evening class class and ready to put on that halloween costume she bought a week ago that pushed me to go to the drugstore and buy a few preparatory items and it turns out that it’s actually our straight catholic friend robert who can be unkindly described as a “california beta cuckcel” asking if we wanna come over and watch doctor who tonight and now i feel bad T_T
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buthowboutno · 1 year
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@morning-sun-brah's and I's collab is finally LIVE AND POSTED go read it now stinkies!!!
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xxelfmamaxx · 1 year
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Okay this has to be said.
So, recently I keep getting likes and followers from very inappropriate accounts, it stopped for a while before and now it started it again🙄, it does bother me a little bit but I try to ignore it and block those people. Now what crossed the line is that some username(I will later show a picture of it) send me in a ask box a inappropriate video where is s*xual stuff happening. And the fact that they send it to a minor is seriously disgusting. I may be 17, but I'm still underage and if I was 18 or above the 18 I wouldn't be happy to see that. Now I'll show the picture of the username so please report it so we don't have these kind of people on this platform.
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@southside-otaku @that-one-pretty-bitch @thisbitchreallyneedsleep @fiona-my-love @justhaitanithings @pines011 @wooteddybears @wannab3yours @mercyboluthecrazychicken @manicmagic1 @its-past-your-bedtime-kid @silverbladexyz @simpywhore @simpforchuchu @nightqueen1221 @rozcdust @rosesrflo @gigikoala @draken-s-bitch @dogloveri23 @dreamtaletwins1 @sanzusbaby @97ify @satanic-witchcraft @n0tangeliccc
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elenatria · 1 year
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Commission for @chernobylflowers' fic "If we go down, we go down together" (also in Italian).
Uncensored version on Ao3.
My NSFW Valoris art on Patreon.
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hauntedtrousers · 9 days
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I Got Sent Back In Time By God And All I Got Was This Lousy Arc Phone - Chapter 14
In this one we get some Ingo backstory!
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hadisuffer · 3 months
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Mommy Bee 🐝😘
I love it
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apelcini · 5 months
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happy Suck Her Dick Sunday
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