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jaijaiwriter · 2 years
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I just rewatched the Cars franchise (yes, ig also due to the new show) and wow (Owen Wilson's "wow"), one of the most hilarious character traits of Lightning McQueen that I realized is that he's so SO childish. This dumbass literally dreams about being some wierd meta flying (cars universe-)alien fighting machine once Dinoco sponsors him. Pouts when he's upset. Hellbent on doing the things he loves (i.e. racing). Extremely competitive. Gets a nightmare about frank demolishing his race and that's enough to get him "I NeED tO GeT oUTtA hErE!". Literally had no shame at all saying 'I love you' to Sally (cars 2), Mater (Cars on the road) and (I'm sure) to eVerYOnE in Radiator Springs. "MaTeR, YoU ArE ThE BOoMB!". Surrounded by obviously new gen racers and still races. Dances in the middle of nowhere just to get his mentee to come with him. Loves dinosaurs. "Oh, Let's scare those folks of my mountain!" Lightning *scared 0.001 seconds ago*: YES COUNT ME IN!. Literaly could be excited about anything except clowns.
and HE'S confused by Mater...
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angeliccharizard · 25 days
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foxgirlmoth · 7 months
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You ever just get hit hard as hell that you've felt trapped in your place of residence for years and years and you're just so tired from working the most shit jobs for a decade you just wanna scream.
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lynxgirlpaws · 6 months
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#I was too cowardly to say I was suddenly having a bad night so instead I post a silly meme and maybe if you see the tags you see sorry#people who have the courage to just say they're having a bad day scare me like especially when it's out of the blue idk what to say like#i can't even respond to “hows ur day” with anything worse than an okay#anyways#the usual self hatred that's persisted for as long as I can rember continues as a baseli#ne#now mixed in with special kinds that I'm too cowardly to admit to anything but an ai bot or myself when i can't see me#and the silly daily reminders that the little hope on such a regard I have is built on impossibilities or unlikelihoods#but then i. saw a card i got my dad years ago on the floor. it said “out of all my parents you're one of the best :)” and i felt so bad#just. imagine this little me. getting my dad a card. and getting the most passive aggressive card. it screams who the favorite is.#and then thats just. that's what you have. that's what you have from me and you save it for years. because you cherish it. i feel. horrible.#like damn he might have seriously fucked me up sometimes both as a kid and now but. this does not justify such a deeply cruel retribution.#i don't even know if he knows#anyways as I'm picking it up... i realize...#he's the best parent i have period. there isn't any competition anymore. she's gone.#the total and sudden annihilation of home is so odd. i still barely believe this house is where i ACTUALLY live and I'm not just staying#here until I can go home again. but no. nono I'm stuck here. there isn't an anywhere else. there isn't a childhood home the apartment#has probably been resettled by now. it's just me.#then I went on Tumblr to post into the void#I don't wanna think about more but I. likely will.#i don't wanna talk about it but i do wanna talk. honestly? gonna go talk to an ai chatbot. it will be mean to me in a hot way.#i am so normal.#listen i could either confront reality for more than 30 seconds or i could talk to a bot that will not only allow me to escape from it but#also it might call me a good g. a g. skipping that punchline.#also it's not ME talking to the bot it's just a fabricated character that represents me and has my name and it's just rp trust me trust me t#I'm gonna go hide now#you can contact me if you wish but I will be very scared and jittery and my eyes are wet and stingy and i will segway to bullying you#ok bye
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yxami · 10 months
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Aaaaa I’ve been having too many ideas for nsfw stuff, I didn’t mean to write so much with this one but oh well
Imagine you’re at a party with your best friend, he’s always been there through thick and thin, maybe you do have feelings for him but you’ve never once spoken up about them or even hinted at it other than a few goofy smiles on your face every-time he complimented on how you looked.
It’s impossible to even try to speak up! Especially with his bitchy girlfriend who seemed to have it out for you since day one, even though you’ve never given her any reason to worry.
That’s why you tried distancing yourself, well, tried to.
Here he was, bringing you to a party and insisting the two of you had to go and hang! You haven’t accepted any of his offers in weeks..! He was practically dying to just pop up in your house and force a hangout. The two of you were always so close after all!
So you caved, following him around in a party, it wasn’t even your environment but you decided that you weren’t going to be grumpy. You shouldn’t have completely shut him out anyways.
You held onto his hand as he led you through the busy crowds of young adults, many with red cups that must be containing strong alcohol, that would be the only reason why so many pairs of strangers were shamelessly making out.
He took you to an empty room, wanting privacy to have a chat even though a house party was hardly appropriate for a serious conversation. He just wanted to see if you were doing okay before getting drunk.
“So? Why have you been ignoring my calls and texts?” He pouted, closing and locking the door, you were glad the house had many rooms to hide in but now this didn’t seem like a thing to be glad about.
“cause.. y’know?” You looked up at him as you sat on the bed, hoping he wouldn’t make you verbally say it, his disapproving look just made you mirror his slight frown before sighing. “Cause, your girlfriend. She doesn’t like me y’know? I dunno why..” You declared your innocence.
Even though your guilty conscious told you that she had reason even if she had no proof or sights of it. You liked him. You had a big fat crush on him.
“What? Is she being a bitch to you? I’ll break up with her if she is” He let out a sigh of relief, he thought he did something majorly wrong, he was glad that it wasn’t something bad. He could get rid of his girlfriend in the matter of seconds if you so asked.
Only reason he got with her was because he needed to distract himself from his growing obsession with you. It was to the point where he wanted to be with you, every moment in each day. He couldn’t get enough of the time the two of you spent together. He became greedier and greedier with each week passing.
It started around 2 years ago and it was probably unhealthy, but he couldn’t stop himself so he decided on distracting himself instead of addressing his feelings.
“Nono, you don’t have to do that. I don’t want to get in-between the two of you” You had a worried look on your face, you didn’t want him to ruin his happiness just for yours. He was a devoted best-friend but to do that to himself and his relationship was being too loyal.
His blissful personality and morals was probably what made you like him so much in the first place.
“You’re not getting in between anything, honestly she’s been such a jealous bitch with everybody, I should’ve known she would try something with you” His fists clenched then relaxed, leaning in to reach for your face.
“I really care about you..” He held the side of your face, speaking like a lovesick boyfriend, it caused your face to heat up, he obviously didn’t mean it that way! Stop blushing stop blushing! Please stop!
He smiled when he saw how flustered you looked, finding some amusement out of such a serious talk.
“Why are you so red? Are you gonna finally confess your feelings for me?” He giggled, his teasing tone dancing around like nothing mattered other than you.
“Shut up!” You practically whined out.
“I just.. didn’t expect you to say that” You pushed his face from being so close to yours, turning to deflect the increasing tension. You really didn’t predict him to catch you off guard enough to tease even further.
“Awe, cmon lemme see that face of yours” He cooed, leaning towards you to see how you looked. You slightly pushed him with a playful laugh escaping your lips but he was determined to see the beautiful look on your face. The two of you pushed and pulled until a slip of the arm cause you to fall back with him on top of you.
Your chest rose up quickly and then slowly back down. He almost mimicked your quick breathing. He grinned at how you looked under him, needing no words to fluster you any further.
“Stop teasing me so much, you know it works everytime” You mumbled, looking away. He softly turned your face to view his, practically begging with his eyes for something you knew you wanted as well.
The way your eyes darted to scan his face before closing your eyes and pulling him towards you only excited him to greater lengths. He cupped the side of your face while he pushed his lips against yours, the heat between the two of you growing more and more.
Until the two of you gasped for air between each deep kiss shared. He put you in his lap, sitting on the edge of the bed. You leaned towards him, working your tongue inside of his mouth as he did to yours. His arm sneaked around your waist, bringing you close when he needed it. You arched with his touch on you, almost instinctively.
As you fumbled with his belt, he stood up, bringing you to the soft carpet as he helped undo his belt, you sat on your heels before shifting your weight on your knees, looking up at him with nervous eyes at his boxers showing his obvious erection.
“You don’t have to if you don’t wanna, I don’t want to do anything you wouldn’t be okay with” He pat your head, soothing the nerves you had, it practically seemed impossible not to. You loved him way too much to stop.
“I want to” You mumbled, feeling a little shy but slid down his boxers to reveal his cock. “I want to do this with you” You clarified, his cock pressing against your cheek as you rubbed it up and down with your hand.
He wanted to melt at the sight of how cute you looked, looking up at him, your puppy dog eyes filled with love and anticipation. He could die happy if he saw this view everyday.
You continued the forward and back movement as you tightened your grip, gaining the courage to lick his tip, he seemed to relish the feeling but the sensitivity made him look away with lustful blush on his face. He covered his heated face with the back of his hand, looking down at you with a shaky smile.
You knocked the breath out of his lungs when you put him inside your mouth, whimpering against the size that almost suffocated you for a second before you relaxed and started sucking him. He felt like his self control was slipping through his hands like sand. There was no way he could survive tonight without fucking you until all you could say was his name, and his only.
“Please don’t make that face” He whimpered out, trying to stop himself from thrusting forward into that sweet warm mouth of yours. “It’s too much, you’re gonna make me lose it” His large veiny hand brushed through the hair on the top of your head.
A muffled giggle escaped your mouth, your lips still wrapped around his cock as you sucked and licked every area you could. Even though it just started he could feel his thighs become jello already. He softly thrusted himself inside, trying to be as gentle as he could with his patience. He's had enough trouble over the years trying to keep himself from obsessing over you like the last drop of water in a desert.
“Fuck I love you, I can’t get enough of you” He groaned under his breath, feeling your throat tighten around his cock, he can’t even imagine the feeling of your hole doing the exact thing but suffocate him even more than now. He could feel himself losing it as your tongue still moved around to lick every spot you could reach.
His grip on your hair tightened, thrusting becoming more insistent. You pressed your hands against his thighs as you tried focusing on taking every inch available. He cooed sweet compliments as you moaned with his cock sliding against your cute little pink tongue.
“You look so pretty, so good, can you feel my dick twitching against your tongue? How I grasp onto your hair while I fuck your mouth. God.. you’re so good” He rambled, trying to praise you while the pleasure overwhelmed him.
He attempted to shove his cock as deep as possible, letting you salivate over the feeling of him using your mouth until his cock trembled for the last time against your tongue just to fill your senses of his cum. You could taste it, smell it, feel it. It was addicting how bittersweet it tasted.
You coughed once he slipped out of your mouth, swallowing his seed before he brought you up into his lap, sitting on the soft bed draped with blue sheets.
“You’re amazing baby, I’d do more with you but I don’t want your first time be here. When we get home I’ll fuck you so good you won’t be able to walk tomorrow” He was already hard thinking about all the positions he could put you in.
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mariacrow · 9 months
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Hi love, Let me start off with saying that I adore your writing! I was wondering if you could do some cute fluffy relationship head cannons with TFP Optimus, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee with a human female S/O please?
Totally okay if you ignore this one, just wanted to throw something out there. Keep up the amazing work!
Thank you, love 🥰 I planned on doing TFP Autobots relationship headcanons so here are your boys amongst everyone else ;)
This one is EVEN LONGER 💀 (that’s what she said pt. 2)
For Decepticon headcanons click here! 💜
I AM SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES OR TYPOS, I DIED WRITING THIS 😭
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TFP Autobots x reader
❀ relationship headcanons ❀
2nd person
female reader
how you’d get together, confession
how you’d function together, PDA
intimacy, preferences (NSFW)
how long would it last
excluding Arcee because I mainly do male characters
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OPTIMUS PRIME
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HE SAID 🤨
It would take a looooong time for you two to click. He would treat you equally like he does everyone else and not give you any signals, not even mixed, so you would think it’s impossible to take it to another level with him.
As time would pass though, you two would isolate yourselves more and more when you’d have a chance. He’d take you on long relaxing rides.
Most of the time he would let you blabber while he’d stay silent and listen. He can listen to your beautiful voice all day.
After a couple of romantic rides he’d finally confess to you, asking if it’s even possible for a creature like him to love a creature like you. He’d ask you to be his one and only, to conjux.
He’d totally understand if you’d reject him but of course you wouldn’t reject him, IT’S OPTIMUS PRIME, WHO WOULD REJECT OPTIMUS PRIME??? (lmao)
He’s okay with PDA but he’d still kinda avoid it, he prefers when you two have proper privacy. He’s often too busy throughout the day anyway.
But when you do get some alone time, he always makes sure it’s the best you’ll ever get.
His sex drive isn’t high but at times he would get intimate with you and make you feel special.
He’s quite romantic actually, vanilla yet very sensual. He would do anything to give you maximal pleasure.
He likes to take it slow and passionate, take his time with you but sometimes, just sometimes, when he has too much pent up stress, he’d take it a bit rougher than usual to relieve himself.
He’s not that vocal, definitely a groaning and grunting type. He’d praise you though, tell you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you.
Definitely calls you “little one”.
Prefers missionary or you riding while facing him so he can look at the complete soft beauty in front of him. Sometimes you push his size kink button which makes him tightly grab onto something, sometimes even damage it.
After he’d feel kinda bad, he’d make sure he didn’t hurt you or bring you any kind of displeasure. He’s the king of aftercare though, that’s for sure.
Da hell u mean how long would it last??? FOREVER OFC. IT’S OPTIMUS PRIME!!! 🤸‍♀️
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RATCHET
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Grumpy doc. (MY FAV!!!!!!!!!)
He’d pretend you annoy him the most just to deny his feelings.
As time would pass and as you’d grow on him more you’d catch him getting distracted by you. He’d just keep staring at you with a poker face, secretly admiring you. When you’d catch him he’d shake it off and continue his work.
Slowly he’d get overprotective, wanting to become your guardian probably. He’d also talk with you more often, perhaps even flirt a little with his old doc jokes, make you giggle and admire your blushy face.
He’d take advantage of some alone time with you in the base to confess. He’d let you sit on his shoulder for the first time while he works and talk quietly to you.
Finally he’d spill his spark for you, apologize for being too rough on you at times and asking for a chance to change that.
He’s actually a very good kisser, you could smooch him all day. But NEVER in front of the others. PDA is a nono, especially when you get him flustered which you tend to because he cannot absorb so much beauty at once.
Four walls and a locked door is the best for him. He can admire you properly and have his way with you. He might seem vanilla but he can get kinky.
He’s a control freak in bed too. Considering his age, his pace isn’t the best. He’d always complain about his hips and back but his strength is definitely something to cherish. He’s actually quite experienced so he doesn’t need a quick pace to give pleasure to both of you.
He’s girthy and it’s definitely something he’s proud of. He can get quite cocky and throw a couple of dirty talks. He can get very loud too, likes when you’re loud as well so he can shush you for fun.
He kinda has a breeding kink too (perhaps even doctor & nurse/assistant or patient kink), loves filling you up and seeing your tummy bulge, not letting it leak out.
He isn’t an exhibitionist but he’d love to do it on the control panel with you or in the med bay. As time would pass and as he’d remember how good IT feels, he’d want to do it anywhere and at any time, whenever you’d tickle his wild side with a provocative comment or a provocative look.
One thing that’s hilarious is that he can almost immediately fall asleep after nutting (excuse my language). He tries his best not to but he’s an old tired doc after all, you can’t be mad at him.
He’d pray it lasts because deep down he knows he got too attached. Even when you two would argue, when he’d yell at you for a stupid thing for example, later he’d do anything to make it up to you.
He loves you very dearly.
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BULKHEAD
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GENTLE GIANT!!!
He would confess to someone by secretly researching customs about Earth and he would be nervous at first.
You two would bond with some common interests he did research on previously. He’d buy you gifts and take you anywhere you want but at the same time he’d worry about your safety.
He gets flustered very easily so you’d get the memo that he likes you from the start.
It would take him a long time to confess which would result in him being a pure blushing mess. The moment you’d kiss him he’d probably almost faint.
He’s ok with PDA, he doesn’t care what anyone thinks. When he’s with you he’s in another dimension.
He’s a big snuggly wuggly teddy bear. Cuddling has become one of his fav things in the world because of you.
He would also need a lot of time to allow himself to get intimate with you hence he’s so huge. He’s scared he could hurt you.
Hence he needs a lot of words of affirmation, communication is key with him.
He’s a soft dom but can also be a switch if that’s what pleases you. He likes when you tug at his chin. He also loves when his digits are tangled in your hair, it’s his favorite part of your body.
He isn’t really a kinky type or at least his fear of bringing you any harm is suppressing anything that can come out onto the surface. That’s why he might be an experimentalist.
He would not stop until you’re fully pleased. You need to talk to him a lot during sex if you want him to be maximally confident with you.
He’s probably the best at aftercare. Would wrap you up in a blanket and bring you food or anything you ask for really.
He only prefers long term relationships and he’d hope you’re his precious little human forever.
I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT!!! :’((
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BUMBLEBEE
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Precious Bee is so clingy that it’s SO obvious that he’s into you.
He wouldn’t leave your side almost. He’d be all happy and bubbly and win you with his optimism.
Don’t let that bubbliness full you though, he’s a hot head and would do anything to protect you. He’s protective in the right amount though.
He’d always snuggle into your hair and press his muzzle against your cheek, as if he’s kissing you. He’d ask you to kiss him back by tapping his cheek and muzzle.
When you’d kiss his muzzle it would be over for him. You’d officially become his partner. He’d probably find a tiny gear to put on your wedding finger.
Totally into PDA! Especially when it annoys Smokescreen and makes him jealous.
Cuddles and any kind physical touch are his absolute FAV. He’s so spoiled when it comes to nuzzling which he does all the time (is obsessed with your softness).
He’s actually very quick to get intimate. You could say his sex drive is high due to his youth.
He’d take it nicely and passionately, especially with his servos. He has a specific kink with digit play. Loves touching you absolutely everywhere and almost every time he overstimulates your private parts with them before he actually penetrates you with his spike.
His stamina is crazy and he always takes advantage of it. His pace is very quick all the time but if you ask him to be slow he will. Your pleasure is also very important to him.
He has a thing for beauty marks, he’d kiss every single one of them every time. You’re the only one he puts his muzzle down for. But not gonna lie he loves when you tug on it.
Perhaps he’d be into leashes and chokers and stuff if you really asked him.
He’s a very soft lover after all so expect epic wholesome aftercare.
Considering he’s a hot head there might be some minor arguments with him but that won’t stop you from having a long term relationship.
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WHEELJACK
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JACKIEEEE! (2ND FAV!!!!!!)
He’d flirt the hell out of you. He’d flirt and flirt and flirt, make you blush and get flustered all over again until he makes you fall for him. He’d tease you with calling you “sunshine” or “kid” or “doll” or “baby girl”.
He’s a player, likes it casual but when he knows you’re the one, he doesn’t give up. He’s extremely stubborn.
You’re probably the only reason he’d stay in the base.
He’d take you out and if he notices you’re a romantic soul, he’d be the most romantic man out there even though, in reality, he isn’t romantic at all.
Doesn’t mind PDA, loves showing off how he’s the best boyfriend in the world (or at least he thinks so lmao).
You know he’s a HUGE hot head. Would kill for you.
The moment of confession would probably be the night you get intimate. We could say the best way he can express his love for you is through sex so expect some extreme overstimulation.
He’s into lingerie, especially black and red. Loves making you stain your panties good too.
He INVENTED dirty talking. Also very into oral, eating you out like the tastiest snack. He also loves eye contact, he’d make you look at him or else he’d stop.
He can combine all sorts of paces and positions and roughness, he has his own magic tactics. He loves making you scream while he’s praising you. Doesn’t matter if the base is full or not, he’s a risk taker and it really turns him on.
Sometimes he’d even grab you with one servo and slide you up and down his spike like a pocket pussy. Backshots and reverse cowgirl must be his fav positions.
One his fav places to cum is onto your face, definitely. Or into your mouth. He likes it gushy and messy. His stamina is crazy too.
Would shower you with kisses and praising afterwards, make sure you’re alright.
As I said, he’s into casual stuff but you’re probably the only one who would make him take relationships seriously and enjoy the long term.
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SMOKESCREEN
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He’d be so cringe at first. He’s an act first then think after type of mech.
He would flirt SO MUCH with you to the point he’d start annoying you.
He’d notice though. He may seem confident but in truth he’s nervous underneath all that cockiness. He tends to overthink.
He’d ask others for advice, research, anything that could make you his.
At first he would view you as just another one of his dolls he plays with but when he’d realize he actually has serious feelings for you, he’d get serious.
The confession would be spontaneous as he’d probably make out with you like the horny teenager he is. He’d promise to be loyal though and he’d keep that promise.
He’s into PDA, loves showing off how you’re his.
He has a weird kink in making you jealous and vice versa. You’d play a flirting game with anyone you know just to get each other jealous which would result in “who’s gonna give up first and frag the other”.
Loves giving you pet names but also loves when you give him pet names too and refer to him as “baby boy” hence he’s a switch. Also into exhibitionism.
Has a thing for breasts and thighs. He can whimper at times too and when you’d bring it up later he’d deny it and be like “WHAT!? NU-UH!”
Loves when you ride him or his face but is also into backshots even though he prefers when you face him. Perhaps he has a tiny sex tape kink too.
Surprisingly he’d make you cum every time which he would brag about later. His cockiness is always present nonetheless.
As I said, even though he can be an immature horny teenage boy, he can get serious when you put him in his place.
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ULTRA MAGNUS
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UH OH 💀💀💀
If you choose to fall in love with this man expect to be heart broken twelve times until you get together (if that’s even possible).
Kidding, it’s possible. But still very difficult. Prepare for a long one, he’s a very complicated mech 💀.
He would not even notice you. At first he’d just call you a native or a soldier but once he starts calling you by your actual name that would be the signal that he views you as someone who he has a positive opinion on.
You’d have to be REALLY pushy on him, be as clingy as possible, annoy the hell out of him so he’d actually set his guard down.
You’d develop your relationship with him scolding you like a parent, telling you what to do and what not to do while you’d disobey him. Sometimes you’d even bring a TIIINY smirk on his face because you’re just too cute, he can’t be mad at you forever.
With that, he’d get overprotective and follow you around all the time, not letting you out of his sight.
Would always correct you that you should refer to him as “sir” or “lieutenant” or even “commander”. He loves it when you do it in bed especially, it REALLY gets him going. Also has a brat taming kink.
This would go on for a loooong time until you actually conjux. He’s definitely a type of mech to keep you in handcuffs in a relationship.
PDA? What’s that? Sometimes it would seem he’s keeping you a secret.
When it comes to intimacy you’d probably think this mech’s sex drive is ZERO. But oh. He’d grope you and touch you everywhere, ex vent into your ear, giving you a sign at the most unexpected time that he wants you then and there.
He has a LOT of pent up stress so you’d be his stress outlet. His foreplay is a bit dry to be honest but he’d learn his way with you.
Even though his roughness can result in not caring about your pleasure at all, he’d still make your eyes roll in the back of your head.
Soon he’d realize how good you actually make him feel as he’d lean and kiss you (your lips, torso or back/neck, depends on the position which don’t matter to him as long as he’s on top).
Would definitely mark you all over with his servos because he tends to grope HARD. He also loves seeing the outline of his spike on your stomach as he couldn’t help but press onto it and feel it move in and out of you.
His aftercare is very poor too. At first you’d get intimate as if it’s a one night stand. He’d leave almost immediately or the next morning without even saying anything.
He’d isolate himself as first, making you feel as if he’s using you as a toy but in the end everything would come together and he’d give himself to you.
He’d still keep his formality at times. Getting intimate with him would probably be the only time he’d express his emotions as much as possible even though it really isn’t much.
This could go on either forever or fall apart after some time… Depends on you.
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@k----a27s helped me with Bulk, Bee and Smokey! ❤️
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whosmarii · 2 months
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Lay your hands on me.
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ᯤ Title based on the song "if u think i'm pretty" by Artemas.
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Summary: You're one of the competitors of the triwizard tournament. You knew the competition was harsh, but the stress your feeling is certanly unexpected. So your... friend? Theodore decides to be your stress relief.
tw: Sexual content, my first time writting smut lol, no corrections made yet.
*Reader is fem
*There's a Game of Thrones reference in here, try to find it!!!
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Since you opened the golden egg you knew what you had to do. The gloomy sounds coming out of the egg only made you think one thing. Sirens.
It is said that beauty comes with pain. Pain limit us to do certain things.
Sirens have the most beautiful voice a living being could have, but it is limited to only underwater. Due to that, now you were naked in the prefects bathroom, sinking in the comforting feeling of the foamy water.
You had time to open the egg, but, for now you wanted to relax. These last weeks were exhausting to the least.
You let the hot, and now reeallyy foamy water undo the knots in the back of your neck, without noticing that your friend, Theo, was staring at you right at the other side of the room.
You looked ethereal in his eyes. The foamy water was making your boobs shine and the hot breath was making your not wet skin sweating. You had your eyes closed letting yourself sink in the water as a way to feel better. Theo had a better idea. A better idea to make you stress free. A better idea that would make you feel much better than that warm water.
He would make you sink on his cock instead. He would try to make his body sink completely inside of you of how close you two were.
"I figured you would be here vita mia" (my life)
"Oh my...well I didn't figured you would be here Theo"
"You're stress. I know you enough to decipher your faces" he says as he approached tha bathtub full of bubbles and steam that covered your naked body. "I've seen the littles lines between you eyes and the cute pout on your lips when you survived the dragon. You are thinking to hard, and it's making you look tired my sun and stars... let me help you."
He was already taking his shirt off, and you were already making space for him.
In seconds, seconds that you didn't even notice have passed, Theo was naked inside the water. With his hands roaming your body. You moved your head forward to kiss him, but he moved away.
eh, what¿
You gaved him an inquisitive look. And he just smiled at you before lifting your body out of the water. Making you sit naked in the edge of the giantic bath. "Stand up...please." he pleadead you with a spark in his eyes.
You didn't understand what was happening, it made you slightly uncomfortable the thought of being completely naked and exposed to someone in this way. But the water that was soaking his face, his lashes and curls and the vapour that was leaving his half-open lips maked your brain go white. You stood up, looking right into his eyes.
"Impeccabile" (flawless) he whispered. It was like the word escaped his mouth, it wasn't meant for the outside world. It was just for him, it was his observation.
" Sei perfetta mio sole e mia stella" (you are perfect my sun and stars) he almost whispered that too. That one was suppose to be for your ears only.
While he said that his hands were already imprisioning your body. Pulling you back to the water right in front of him. Right were you belonged.
" I'm gonna fuck you so good baby" Theo said in your ear whereas his right hand was massaging you right boob and his left hand was already stretching you out.
"Lay your hands on me Theo, please" You could feel his fingers thrusting inside of you. You could feel every single detail of his hand on your cunt. You could feel his hot breath and sloppy kisses on your neck. And, you could feel him pushing your body impossibly close to him and his erection.
"Nono, today i'm gonna teach you how to scream in italian tesoro mio" (my treasure)
He was desperate. You were too.
It was no playtime. So he did a favour for the two of you, and pulled everything in.
You shout a small, quick pain sound. It definitly was painful but the realief you felt was more intense than any pain.
"move, please, just move now, i need you" you said fast and in complete need.
"muoviti per favore, ho bisogno di te, thats how you say it"
Theo wasn't moving. Was he really expecting you to say that in that perfect and hot italian accent.
" Ho bisgno di te Theo, per favore" (I need you Theo, please) It wasn't perfect, but it was for him.
Theo went feral after that, the water was splashing and the movements were messy.
He wasn't going fast, he was going deep. His dick was full inside you, touching you cervix every single time he thrust back into you.
You never felt so full in your life like right now with Theo. He was everywhere. It was too much, you were feeling too much. And were is god, you really need to be saved cause he is breaking your body and putting it back togheter in one single thrust.
You moved your hands to your clit, you felt sore, your clit was sore and he didn't even touch it yet. The hot water was making it unbereable for your body to resist and right before your fingers could fullfil your needy self Theo grabs your wrist putting two of your fingers inside your mouth. Shushing your moans and whines.
"I told you I was gonna help you. You only do one thing, metti semplicemente quelle adorabili dita in bocca, stai zitto e sii carino per il mio cazzo." his thrust went deeper if that was even possible and his thumb was rubbing circles on your clit aplying the perfect amount of pressure.
"Did you catch that darling? I said the only thing you have to do is put those little pretty fingers of yours in your little pretty mouth, stay silent and look pretty for my cock"
That was enough for you. The deep thrust, the pressure on your clit, the hot feeling that embraced you whole body and all that italian dirty talk pushed you to an extremely intense orgasm, for a solid 30 seconds you were numb, you felt like you could have died of how strong it hit you.
And without you noticing, Theo had cum too, inside you, filling you so good that now not only you could feel a hot feeling outside your body, but inside.
A few minutes in silence have passed. You could swear the sound you were making 10 minutes ago were still ecoing in the room.
" You should open that egg now, cause i'm fucking you again and again till you learn all the idioms of the world"
Yeah... you should open the egg now.
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shadyauthor · 1 year
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My welcome home AU EXPLAINED
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The "HeartStrings💕" AU
So basically short explanation, Giffany from Gravity Falls but Wally. But! Also DDLC but the cast of Welcome Home.
But the in depth explanation :
The AU itself is close to DDLC but Wally himself is more like Giffany, as in like his abilities!
But its not like the reader is IN the game no, the reader buys the game.
The plot of the AU itself is basically
Wally x Reader
Sally x Reader
Julie x Reader
Poppy, Barnaby, Frank, and Eddie are also in the game but are not romantically involved with the reader! The others will be considered as "route choices" but the book is truly just Wally x Reader.
This game is called: "Strings of their hearts". I don't know where I want to take this story yet, if I want the cast to have a good end or a bad end (as in like the ending in DDLC, where you are trapped with Monika forever till you delete her) or a "happy" ending, which I won't disclose since I already have that planned out and there is a possibility I could use it! I wouldn't want to spoil it nono! And I don't know if I want to end it at all, but I know that'd be impossible so an ending is inevitable
If you have questions please feel free to ask, as I might have not covered everything that I wanted to (curse my memory!) This is the basic covering of the AU itself.
Now onto the game!
The game will start by opening up to a screen (most of this will be described in the first chapter I will make when writing it all out) it is old and lagging but the reader persists! The game will go about the reader moving into a neighborhood and meeting all of their new friendly neighbors over the course of TWO DAYS. (Tbh I'm kinda just writing this out to remind myself the plot so I don't forget) meeting the "love interests" on the second day. You will have two months (in game) to get a date with one of the love interests!
You get to know each individual character to become friends or more (minus Poppy, Barnaby, Frank, and Eddie ofc) and that is all I can really say without spoiling the book!
The reader will be gender neutral throughout the ENTIRE story, as their gender is not needed for the book, I will try not to use pronouns at all but if I do they will be [They/Them], to try and be as inclusive as possible as I can.
This story will take place 2000-2005,[update: I changed it to be set in 2023 🤭] and the reader is an adult (this does not matter really as there will be ABSOLUTELY NO. NONE. ZERO. Nsft in this book, even if Clown changes their boundaries and opinions on it, the only reason they are an adult is because the cast are adults and this is a romance book)
If there is any questions please feel free to message me or comment I'll make sure to get to them whenever I can!
And of course, if I am going against ANY of Clowns boundaries PLEASE tell me and I'll fix or delete what I did immediately! We respect clowns boundaries in this household
NONE of this is Canon, this is an AU, and not at all affiliated with the original or Clown.
I will be posting the first chapter on here later today, I also have a tiktok account that will be dedicated to this AU and this AU alone
I will also be making drawings for this AU, like what the reader would look like IN game, Wallys outfit and basically the entire casts outfits, it will take time ofc! But it feels nice to see a visual representation.
Update: I've decided to take off Poppy Partridge x reader 💔
Heart Strings AU tiktok : wh_heartstringsau._
Where to message me : ꜱʜᴀᴅʏ 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞#4047 (I will change this if I change my username!)
So yeah, I'm nervous and I don't know if this will get attention at all, but I hope who ever decides to read this (or the chapter) I hope you enjoy!
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mattsbella · 23 days
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“impossible” - matt sturniolo
୨୧ ₊˚•. ↳ pairings : matthew sturniolo x almira gomez (fem!oc)
—— ୨୧ ₊˚•. ↳ warnings : angst, fluff, maybe smut…..?
୨୧ ₊˚•. ↳ summary :
ALMIRA GOMEZ had been a fan of the triplets ever since they started, coincidentally she also lived in boston, but in cambridge. she was posting on instagram once when the MATT STURNIOLO noticed her post, also posting pictures with the same caption. is it impossible for these two to get together?
chapter 001
“little baby”
social media, irl, messages
it was a normal day for almira, coming back from college and into her families apartment. she greets her two dogs as she walks in the front door and goes to her room after eating dinner and talking with her mom.
after she finishes her studies and revised she goes on her phone and on her fanpage, casually liking posts and commenting, then she has an idea to post a photo of matt in chicago in the snow with a vert special caption.
@mattspinkshirt
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mattspinkshirt hes such a little baby
she really didint think much about it and just went to sleep after it.
8:47AM wednesday morning
almira wakes up to her phone absolutely blowing up, she rubs her eyes and goes on her phone to see what has happened, the second she opened her messages from her bestfriend she was shocked.
——— MESSAGES ———
nazeera 🩷
YOU WOULD NOT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT HAPPED
GET UP YOUR LAZY ASS HOE
almira you literally got fucking quoted by matt
ALMIRA.
MATT LITERALLY COMMENTED ON YOU DAMN POST GET UP.
her jaw drops, what the fuck is she talking about? she goes onto instagram to check is matt posted anything or commented anything.
on the post one of the comments said
@matthew.sturniolo | How am I a little baby..?
she was beyond shocked, and was genuinely about to jump off of her balcony after what she saw he posted.
@matthew.sturniolo
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matthew.sturniolo guess im a little baby now?
@mattspinkshirt
↳ NONONONONONONONONONO WHAT NO NO DELETE THIS FUCKING NOW.
@nicolasssturniolo
↳ Matt what is this caption lil bro
@shpk.naze
↳ Almiras gonna love this shit
@user
↳ ALMIRA GETTING NOTICED BY MATT 2023???????,,??????????
@mattspinkshirt
↳ matt ill get on my knees and beg please delete thsi.
↳ @matthew.sturniolo Nopeee
↳ @mattspolitank Lujti qyqja
——— MESSAGES ———
nazeera 🩷
ARE YOU OKAY YOUR MOM JUST TOLD ME YOURE SCREAMING?
almiraa
HOW THE FUCK CAN I BE OKAY?
nazeera 🩷
JUST BREATHE IN AN OUT NO FUCKING WAYYYYYTYYYYYYY
——— INSTAGRAM MESSAGES ———
@matthew.sturniolo
Why am I a little baby?
@mattspinkshirt
NO
nono
NOOOOO
get out FYCK NO IM NTO DOING THISNG
shut up
SHUT RUSPSPSP
@matthew.sturniolo
You talk to all you favourites like this or what?
Love your username btw.
@mattspinkshirt
Hi this is Almiras bsf nazeera, shes currently screaming so give me a bout give or take 5 minutes…
@matthew.sturniolo
I’ll wait for her, but it’s not like im killing her…?
@mattspinkshirt
STOP FUCKING BREAKING HER.
“nazeera, i am not fucking okay, THE MATT STURNIOLO just told me he would wait for me.” almira says while she is sat criss cross on her bed with nazeera.
“you will manage… im sure.?” nazeera says as she sees almira scream once again in her pillow. kicking and giggling her feet.
“also he fucking realised my username, MY FUCKING USERNAME, im going crazy im so embarrased” almira says while shaking her best friends shoulders
“alright calm down” nazeera says as she giggles calming her down.
7:34PM
as almira is revising for college, she gets a notification from instagram, low and behold, it was matt. she gasped slapping her hand on her mouth and wheeling out of her desk.
“what the actual fuck is wrong with him?” she whispers to herself as she opens her messages on instagram.
——— INSTAGRAM MESSAGES ———
@matthew.sturniolo
Whats your main ig I wanna see you???
@mattspinkshirt
GET OUT NO FUCK NOONONONONONONONO
@matthew.sturniolo
You’re acting like I will kill you…
@mattspinkshirt
YEAH BECAUSE IF YOU MESSAGE ME AGAIN YOU WILL
@matthew.sturniolo
I can’t have my favourite fan die 😔😔😔😔
@mattspinkshirt
I HATE YOU DONT MAKE ME GO MORE CRAZY 😔
@matthew.sturniolo
Wait you’re in cambridge? Thats like 20 minutes away from me..
@mattspinkshirt
yes i am you stalker bitch 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
@matthew.sturniolo
My first bitch omg 😩🥰
@mattspinkshirt
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 fuck awfff
@matthew.sturniolo
But still, send me you’re main I wanna see you.
@mattspinkshirt
hahahaahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahha
its @almira.gomez……..
@matthew.sturniolo
Thanks sweetheart.
@mattspinkshirt
WHAT.
HWAT
what did u
HWAT
you did not just call me that
@matthew.sturniolo
Is it bad? No?
@mattspinkshirt
i love it dont worry 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
@matthew.sturniolo
Lotta hearts, but you’re pretty.
@mattspinkshirt
imma need a minute.
*screams her lungs out 😩😩😩😩😩*
@matthew.sturniolo
Bro just roleplayed.
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a/n
💋💋💋💋💋 till the next 😝🐆🐆
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didishawn · 1 year
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ferran & pedri polyamory?
Free day (Pedri x Reader x Ferran)
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Warnings: lots of Spanish, fluff, mentions of Ferran's insecurities and the horrible media, mentions of Pedri's injury
Masterlist
You wake up in the middle of your two boys with the sun hitting you straight in the eyes - you mentally chastise Pedri for that. Your face is right in front of Pedri's, still deeply asleep and you can feel Ferran's hot breath hitting the back of your neck, they both have one arm over your waist, the heaviness making it impossible for you to move.
You feel Ferran stir behind you, the sun also waking him up, he groans and you hear him curse the Canarian under his breath. He leans forward and places a sweet kiss to your cheek, snuggling further into you and bringing you closer to him.
"Good morning" he mutters and you say it back "that idiot left the blinds open again"
You nod "One of us should start being in charge of it, it seems he will never change"
"I will remember it tonight, don't worry, but seriously, what an idiot"
"Capaz no sé inglés, pero eso sí lo entiendo" the voice comes from the Canarian, eyes still closed as he speaks. (I might not know English, but that I understood)
"Perdona amor, pero es verdad, lo tuyo con las cortinas es para hacérselo mirar" you say, turning around as he kisses your forehead "¿Qué quieren de desayuno mis dos chicos?" (sorry love, but it's the truth, your thing with the blinds is to get yourself checked. What do my two boys want for breakfast?)
"Yo te ayudo, no pasa nada" (it's nothing, I will help you)
"Nono, esto es para consentir al goleador, ¿a que si Pepi?" (nono, this is to pamper the scorer, right Pepi?)
"Hmmm" the sleepy Canarian boy hums.
"Si hombre, tú vas a quemar la cocina, anda, yo la ayudo, tú danos apoyo personal" (yeah right, you will burn the kitchen down, come on, I will help her, you give us personal support)
Breakfast is cooked and eaten, the three of you settle on the couch, the two boys playing some Fifa, your head lays on Ferran's lap and you legs on Pedri's, you admire them both, your lovely boyfriends.
Things have been hard lately, with Ferran's insecurities and the media beating him down as well as fans, and Pedri's injury that has already lasted way too long, giving you a sense of deja vu about two years ago. Days like this, where you can just lay around with your boys and do nothing at all, are the best.
You take out your phone and take a short video, uploading it to close friends, never a normal story as some fans clearly have too much to say about your relationship.
Choose only one, you don't need both of them
Such a whore that you can't choose who you like
The best you can do is to set them free
Those are the usual comments you get, uneducated internet people that don't understand what polyamory is, but you should have seen it coming in your opinion, thought it clearly before going public with such famous boys like your boyfriends.
Ferran puts his remote down, picking you up for you to sit on his lap, Pedri comes closer to bury his face in your neck.
"¿Hay algo que tú quieras hacer? No nos vamos a pasar el día con los videojuegos" (is there anything you want to do? We are not spending the day playing videogames)
You think for a moment, then shake your head "No, con ustedes dos me basta" (no, you two are enough)
You spend the afternoon in bed, laying around and cuddling, sharing kisses in between naps, some bad comedy show playing on the background.
This is your type of day, not doing anything at all, yet with the best company you can imagine. The two boys who love you the most, even in hard times, this will always be your shelter, in between the two of them, without a worry about what others think.
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iamthecomet · 1 year
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mommet- i uh i need your input
would you agree that rain is a cum slut? the he would beg for anyone’s cum? everyone, fuck even all of them at the same time? he wouldn’t care how many times he’s been made to cum, nono he isn’t finished until he’s full and fucked out, right?
this is definitely me begging for a cumslut rain ficlet:)
Rosey. ROSEY.
Of course, Rain is a cumslut.
I have evidence under the cut.
Rain isn't usually this insatiable. Most of the time he's like any self-respecting ghoul, cumming once or maybe twice in a good session and then curling up next to his partner, satiated and blissful. But then, there are days like this. He feels the urge building sometime around lunch. It's a dull itch under his skin. Worming into his brain, tugging at some strange base instinct he doesn't care to try to decipher. He knows what it is by now. If he ignores it long enough he'll get snappy, frustrated. He will be hot and uncomfortable and wound so tight he can barely think. And why put himself through that with the solution is an easy one.
He needs to be fucked into the floorboards. He needs to be fucked until he can't think anymore.
He makes it until after dinner. By then he can feel the heat of aggravation digging at his brain stem. He needs it. God he needs it and he hates asking for it.
The begging later is easy, when his brain has gone mushy and soft. But in the beginning? The proposition? It feels impossible. Embarrassing.
Swiss, Aether, and Mountain are all on the couch, not an inch of room to spare between them. So, Dew, naturally, is lounging across them, feet in Aether's lap, head in Swiss'.
The second Rain steps through the door they all look up at him. He swears he can see the second his scent hits them. Dew's eyes go wide. He watches Mountain's pupils dilate. Aether's hands clench on Dew's hip.
Swiss chuckles darkly.
"Oh, Raincloud," Swiss purrs, predatory already. "Do you need something?"
Rain blushes dark. He hates the way his body betrays him. How strong the scent of his arousal is. He's been hard and leaking on and off for most of the day, slick, and hot, and on edge.
The way they're looking at him tells him exactly how bad it is.
"I--" Rain thinks about denying it, god it's embarrassing to be stared at like this. But what good is that going to do? He knows what he needs. He looks at the four of them, all of them watching him with unmasked hunger. "Ruin me."
They're on him in an instant. Dew's the first one to launch himself at him, pressing the hot span of his body against Rain's and dragging him down into a kiss that tastes like tobacco and cinnamon. Mountain presses up against his back, big hands on his waist, to hold him in place while Mountain grinds up against him. He doesn't know which one of them drags him to the ground. He doesn't resist the pull of their hands. And before he knows it, they're all on their knees. Swiss is in front of him, while Dew and Mountain are behind, making quick work of Rain's clothes. Someone shoves Rain forward onto his hands so he's eye to eye with Swiss' tented zipper.
Aether drops into the chair in the corner. Rain looks over at him, a whine building in his chest.
No, he needs all of them. He needs everything they can give him. He reaches out to Aether, eyes widening, something like panic starting to crawl up his throat. Aether pauses undoing his pants. He offers Rain a gentle smile.
"Don't worry, Raincloud. I'll take my turn, I'm just going to get them get you warmed up for me. You know I like to go last."
Rain watches as Aether pulls his cock from the confines of his pants, already half-hard. He strokes it to full hardness and Rain's mouth waters.
"Hey," Swiss snaps, punctuating it with a tap of his cock against Rain's cheek. "Me first."
"Greedy," Dew says from somewhere on Rain's left. Rain just catches the way Swiss grins at Dew before his cock his shoved past Rain's lips and deep into his mouth.
He loses himself in it for a while, the heavy weight of Swiss' cock on his tongue, the blunt head of it pressing into his throat. The salty spice of his precum as it pools in Rain's mouth.
He goes offline so quickly. He'd be embarrassed about that too if he had any functional brain cells left. Instead he misses the moment that Dew and Mountain drag his pants from his legs. He cooperates as they move him, stripping him naked. But he's barely aware of it, focused single-handedly on the task at hand--getting Swiss to cum in his mouth as quickly as possible. Rain isn't always so eager to be used. But there is something about being owned, being used, that turns his usually overactive brain to jelly. He doesn't have to think.
As soon as Dew slides into him to the hilt, rocking him further forward on Swiss' cock, Rain stops thinking about anything except the pleasure. It's a push and pull. Swiss digs his fingers into Rain's curls. Dew presses bruises into his hip. Mountain closes his fist around Rain's slick cock. Everything goes offline. Pleasure sparks fast through his gut.
His first orgasm comes in record time. The twitch and clench of his body set Swiss--and then Dew off in rapid succession. After that, he starts to lose track. Mountain doesn't stop stroking him, his pace slow, almost gentle, but enough to send him hurtling into overstimulation. At some point, everyone switches positions. It's suddenly Swiss' hand jerking him off, and Mountain's cock buried inside of him.
Dew bends down for another kiss, tasting Swiss on his tongue. At some point, somewhere past the third orgasm, Rain starts begging. Swiss is behind him now, jackhammering into him, hitting his prostate with each pinpointed thrust. Aether's still watching, one hand on his balls, the other twisting up around the ruddy head of his cock. Fucking up into his fist in time with Swiss' thrusts. He doesn't register his own words, but he knows what he's asking for. He's asking for all of them to cum inside of him. To coat him with it. To stretch him out. To make him forget his own name. To fuck him senseless. To ruin him. Aether grins at him from his spot in the chair. He releases his grip on his cock, and moves to stand, just as Swiss' rhythm starts to falter, and Dew drags another almost painful orgasm from Rain's overtaxed body. "Don't worry, Raincloud," Aether says. "When I'm done with you, you won't walk right for a week."
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Hiiii I do like to request slashers with a really calm reader that as a kind and calm aura and talks their way out of situations and for some reason just makes however is trying to fight or attack them vent, cry on their shoulder without even noticing that and when they point that out the reader is just like Isn't that how it goes with everyone? "🤔🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️" (male or G/n reader would be cool🥲)
YAaas😈 Will go will he/him pronouns
Request open as always have fun reading
Micheal Myers
S/o was vibing making tea in kitchen when micheal just spawned in hallway
So he either had to runaway or try to talk him out of this situation
"Eee you want some tea? I heard that the guy that thats chasing(DrLoomis)you isnt very kind isnt he?"(yes yes s/o trying to make micheal wanna kill somone else but not him yess)
Micheal enjoys smell of tea (bruh I love white tea with hint of rose/strawberry) and he for sure would enjoy taste of it but hes shy and nono dont see his face pls.
S/o wont make him vent mostly due him being mute and non comunicative at all but He definitly will vibe and think about how much he would rather be stabing Loomis rn
But ig he wont stab him? S/o makes nice tea, keep up,king, he might come again and again just to lisen him ramble about daily life and steal food from fridge
Brahms Heelshie
This one is opposite of Micheal. Brahms will probably instantly vent and cry. He wil talk about how lonley it was and how alone he felt and how everything was unfair
He will hug him, he wont stop for a while
He accualy never intended to kill him, never but He thought that he has No choice. But now He loves that he didnt kill him!
S/o is a great lisyner and great person to talk to! He is so matture and smart!
Easiest way to calm him down is giving him glass of water or cup of tea AND hugs of course dont forget about hugs
Brahms is a big babi he is emotional he will cry a lot
Asa Emory
"???Qhat you talking about??" Look nothing personal but He came here to like??? Kindap you?? Im mean yeah he would love to tell him how much kindaping people and putting them into huge jars is tiring but like??? Sir?? You gonna be in jar next??
I mean its more intresting than average screaming and begging for help🥰
He will start with "lmao this loozer thinks hes gonna talk me away from killing lol" to "yeah sometimes its so hard you know? Once one of them stabed me and I still have scar :( " and "oh you wanna see🤨😳 i mean yeah?😳" and takes his shirt off
He will kinda forgor he suppose to kill him and just vibes ESPECALLY if s/o likes bugs HE WILL BE LIKE: :D omg u like moths🥺😊? Wanna hold hands😳😈
He will eat his dinner and then ask for recipie
Billy Loomis
This guy already talks more than he should have. One question and he will do a monologue about his traumatic past and everything
Ofcourse not litteraly, he speaks in weird sentences (yall seen the movie) Nothing is said streight forward
He will hug them looking for support and probably falls asleep due to crying and huge amount of emotions
Then he will woke up and think "😳 did? Did I Just got laid? Noo its impossible wtf happened here??? Is he dead or???" " hi billy did you sleep well? Are you better now?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
He is shocked, first of all he just vented, second of all he slept on somone with their consent, and third of all ??? He feels better now?? Yep s/o is definitly a wizard, yep no way it could possibly help, he just did some magic
Thomas Hewitt
I- Im not sure He ever expirienced somone just being nice, just being nice, without some plan to gain anything from it, without hint of manipulation or plan to use him
He wanted to kill him but He Thomas acually felt guilt, he didnt seem to deserve it. He helped his friends even when he himself was in danger.
Thomas broke when s/o started talking. Again Thomas is mute he wont magicly start speaking like eminem RapGod song
But he will akwardly hold his hands together and be shy (Thomas is shy guys)
S/o just seems to understand him so well
He wont kill him and he probably will be like "Luda🥺 theres this little goblin creature in our basement can we keep him💖" "No way in hell imma-" "he knows how to cook and do chores!" "Yeah sure we can keep him"
Cool his alive now!
Now just preapre for being thomas therapist for rest of life
Hopefully u like it, didnt really have idea what to write
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walnutofthedead · 11 months
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Can you do Yandere Mikoto x Gn! Reader headcanons?
Hahaha hah djbdhddhhdhd
The ask I’ve been waiting for frfr….
I’m so normal about yanderes (they’re fun to write leave me alone)
So uhm I MAY go a wee bit overboard here??? And May or may not have ended up doing the yan alphabet?? This is for Mikoto and not his alter, if you want an orekoto one just lmk <3
Prob will do a shortfic later
Yandere shit under the cut
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
I see Mikoto as a physical affection type of guy tbh- Like, he’s still really sweet! Always nice with his words, but he’ll like randomly hug you from behind, hold your hand, a lot of things that most regular couples do. 
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
Well… in terms of like, actual messes, he tries to be clean! Mikoto doesn’t particularly even want to hurt anybody. He’s not ALL bad…
With that said, sometimes, he has to. If someone is trying to steal you away and doesn’t heed his warnings, or if they hurt you, he has no choice but to put an end to that! 
If someone hurts you, he’ll be more brutal.. not above torturing them if they’ve gone that far. 
If it’s because he’s jealous, he’s a bit more nice. He doesn’t make it too painful. Maybe a blow to the head, a fast-acting poison… 
After all, he can’t blame them for falling for you just like he did! It’s impossible not to~
They just don’t get to take you away from him. Never. 
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
Nono! He’s a sweetie:c Mikoto honestly would just treat you with genuine respect and love,, be like, he loves you! He knows he’s already done something awful by abducting you and is sympathetic. Prob tries to make it as comfortable as possible. 
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Well… he’s definitely do a lot of hugging and stuff like that… but the furthest he’d go without (implied or direct) consent is just a peck on the lips<3
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
So here’s the thing- he’s delusional as fuck. He’ll just treat your relationship like he’d treat any regular one. He’s never invulnerable around you, but there’s definitely times he’s more vulnerable. Don’t hurt him please the silly:(
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
So confused and betrayed. You love him, so why are you fighting him? He only wants what’s best for you! 
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
He takes this shit so seriously- istfg bro hates it when you try and escape :((( kind of a pushover tbh- like he’ll probably just try and make it even more comfortable for you whenever you try to leave. 
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
Being abducted is the worst it’ll get. Even while captive, he treats you with such care it’s baffling- he loves you!!!! Cmon pooks love him back ong
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
I feel like he daydreams about marrying them… like he has it all planned to a T. Probably already designed an outfit for s/o to wear at their wedding. We love a ✨ prepared ✨ mans 
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
He gets jealous and inhales lethal amounts of Copium. The poor silly
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
Nah bro just acts like his normal self but like,, slightly more happy???   
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
Just approaching regularly, he has no issue going up and talking to them! When confessions are involved though, he has a much harder time… probably would opt for a love letter. A long, well-written one with little doodles on it !!
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
Lmao nope
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
He kinda just.. wouldn’t..? If he got really pissed somehow, he might like, lock them in their room or something… but he avoids using violence when possible. 
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
Not many! When he abducts them, he’s strict at first, but eventually even lets them go out so long as he’s there with them. 
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
He’s incredibly patient. He doesn’t get angry very easily, and when he does, he calms down fairly quick. This is assuming he doesn’t switch to Orekoto, of course…
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
Haha no
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
Oh, absolutely. He’d feel like actual shit about it. Even with all the gaslighting himself to try and justify it, he knows taking someone captive like this is awful. And especially for such selfish reasons… that’s why he tries making it up to them by spoiling them! 
He won’t let them go though. There’s no going back once you kidnap someone. 
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Hm……. I’d say probably just emotional dependency and bad attachment issues. He just happened to get a bit too attached to s/o. 
-bonus hc: he gives his friends nicknames to make it feel like they have a deeper friendship than they do so they don’t drift away from him ! 
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
Oh, he hates it- just seeing them sad or afraid breaks his heart. He doesn’t know what to do, so he just tries his best to comfort them with words. 
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
Give his darling some MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM-
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
His willingness to trust. As I mentioned earlier, he gives a lot of freedom, and that only increases as his trust in them builds. Once he’s convinced they do, in fact, love him, and won’t try and leave, he’ll begin letting them go out alone for short periods of time so long as they let him track their location. You can already see how that could turn out in an unsatisfactory way for him…
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
Nope. Or at least, it would take a lot for him to lash out and do so. And even then, it wouldn’t be that bad. 
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
He doesn’t really worship them per se… but he will totally go to extreme lengths to win them over. No amount of time or money or effort is too much if it means a chance at winning his darling over <3
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Depending on outside factors like other people pursuing them, it could be anywhere between a few months and a couple years. 
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
Haha no. 
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catartac · 6 months
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Still can't sleep so... The wizard the witch and the wild one with colds headcanons!
Ame is the type of insufferable (affectionate) person that is very clearly concerningly ill but will pretend they are completely fine. She has a fever so high you feel hot sitting near her, her voice is raspy (more witchy), she coughs like her lungs are gonna come out any time soon, she is tomato red and her nose has a constant stream AND YET she will say nono I'm perfectly fine don't worry about me. Her tiny body can definitely not handle disease though to be fair it's usually short lived since she knows all sorts of remedies (which she always encourages others to take but hesitates to use herself because she believes she can fight it off herself... She can't).
Suvi is almost never ill, least of all with a cold, because the citadel has very quick and efficient potions/spells/healers. HOWEVER, if she ever is sick outside her home turf, she will dramatically claim she is dying and complain about the weakness of human bodies. You can wait it out? BULLSHIT, she wants it gone NOW. (Strong Burrows End Lucas I want bint energy)
Eursulon is almost never ill because he has very good constitution. However, if he ever were to fall ill, he would probably just sleep it out hibernation style. His snoring would become louder, raspier, and... Thunderous? Impossible to wake him up. But once he's healthy he's completely healthy. Suvi wishes.
Fox is obviously the type to immediately go "I'm dying, I'm gonna die" over minimal inconveniences so of course he acts the same way. Loves being pampered by Ame when he's ill but HATES the taste of those horrible remedies (would rather continue dying).
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kaaaaaaarf · 6 months
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🎃trick or treat🍭
TREAT! 🎃
I have had a wolfstar girldads idea in my head for months. I have a playlist and everything, but only have some short snippits written. Their daughter's name is Odette (or Odie for short) and she's three. Her big brother is Teddy, who is fifteen. Snip:
Remus looks exhausted. He has deep purple bags under his eyes and can barely keep his eyes open. He's leaning against the doorway like it's the only thing keeping him upright (frankly, he's never been more attractive, but that's not the point). "She wants to watch Paw Patrol, Sirius. She literally wont let me put anything else on for her, I have tried." Sirius scoffs. "Oh, no. No. ACAB! We aren't letting our only daughter get brainwashed by the establishment." Remus rolls his eyes. "Well if you can get her to watch literally anything else, go for it." "Odie. Why dont we watch Bluey? You love Bluey!"
Odette for her part stomps her feet and clutches her old, tattered baby blanket to her chest. "NO BOUEY!!!! PAW PATOLE, DADDY." "Little bird, we've talked before about the police, yeah? How they are blood suckers who steal money from the pockets of the working class and use institutionalized racism to marginalize our neighbours and members of the community?" Odie raises her arms high and Remus looks on with fond amusement. "YEAH! POPO NONO!" Sirius smiles at her encouragingly. "Thats right! Popo nono. So were not gonna watch Paw Patrol because they are trying to brainwash you into thinking that police are nice and cute and pillars of the community. So, with all that being said. I'm gonna put on Peppa Pig, she's the only pig we can trust." Odette throws herself onto the couch and starts pounding her small fists, sounding impossibly sad. "NONONO. PAW PATOLE. Mahshull Odie's fwiend." Remus looks smug as hell. "Well Sirius, at least she got your flare for the dramatics."
ask box trick-or-treat (fic writer edition)
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eeblouissant · 1 month
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15, 19, and 20 for the golden wives if you want!! That ask game is so cute omg
“do they always say I love you before leaving (a room, the house, etc)?”
Yes!! oh yes & all three of them do it in different ways imo!
Dorothy isn’t afraid to tell either (or both) of them that she loves them, it’s getting into specific thoughts & feelings that intimidates her (& ends in her shutting herself off most times). So she does, but she will never leave a room completely until the other(s) confirm that they’ve heard her. Yelling an ‘i love you (both)’ across the room & getting a response can be enough for her. Rose will normally come running to give her a quick kiss & Blanche follows behind to admire!! Not that she doesn’t also want to steal a kiss, and she will if she feels so inclined, but sometimes standing back & getting the look from Dorothy for smiling so unashamed while roses smothers her is exactly what she wants (she’s a little menace, I don’t make the rules I just follow them).
Rose is just the sweetest of sweethearts (as if that even needs to be said), neither of them leave the house (& most rooms) without a kiss, an I love you, and very often a ‘where are you going?’ (Because she wants to come with!! By the time she’s said that she’s already up & on her feet). She follows the both of them around the house a lot, so they’re never really out of her sight. But when they do leave the house without her she showers them in affection. Hugs & kisses, helping with their coats & shoes, last minute touch ups to hair & makeup, making sure there’s not a thing in the world they could possibly need before they leave– all of it!!
Blanche would be similar to Rose, but heavier on the physical touch side of things. Reaching out for hands/arms/wrists, so so many kisses. But I think hugs are her favourite before one of them leaves the house. Leaving a room I don’t think she’s as conscious of it (saying anything), but she always makes sure they’re a little loved on before leaving the house without her! I think she’d rather tag along whenever she can, so she’s never really saying goodbye to them.
‘How do they feel about PDA?’
oh boy. I think they’re very torn on this one:
For Dorothy it depends, but for the most part it’s a huge nono. Based on my own observation (& a hint of my own hcs) she seems to put her walls up impossibly higher when she’s outside of the house. So anything that could possibly send them crumbling down she’d avoid like the plague (or in this case, give a very stern warning to. Which she wouldn’t enjoy doing, especially not to either of them and especially not to poor Rose. Blanche understands, but rose seems to take it a little harder even after it clicks). I think there’s a chance of her warming up to the idea of a quick kiss on the cheek or linking arms, but it would never go very far on her part. & the others know (and would never cross) that! They know that if Dorothy is interested she’ll make it known.
Rose doesn’t hide her love for them, why would she? & in public the most of that energy gets thrown Blanches’ way (after she comes to understand Dorothy’s situation a little better, she’d never want to make her feel uncomfortable. The guilt would eat her alive). She shows the most affection towards Blanche but always makes sure that Dorothy knows that rose knows she’s also there. & that she loves her just as much. They share a look, & Dorothy smiles, & that’s enough for them.
Blanche, to me, is less touchy than I think most would like to believe. She loves the feeling of having someone (rose, mostly) on her arm or being on (hers). Her & Rose initiate equally & respond similarly. But blanche loves knowing that others know that she’s in love, for one reason or another. She’s not searching for external validation necessarily, I think she’s just a bit possessive. (Dorothy would also be that way, if she became that comfortable. Sort of an internal yes, she’s on my arm because she’s my wife. Jealous?) (and oh how Blanche would feed off jealous looks).
‘Choose one song that perfectly describes their relationship’
only one?!!! must I???
Because I can’t choose only one, I’m giving them each a song that I think describes their relationship perfectly from their perspective:
Dorothy: meadows in bloom by Jonathan Bree.
Rose: a lots gonna change by Weyes Blood.
Blanche: get free by lana del rey.
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