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The Devotion of Saint Kristen Applebees

"devoted to [her] mission, is faithful to the call of the gods on [her] life. [She] is willing to sacrifice [her] own interests to those greater interests (...). [She] binds [her] will and [her] heart to that task. This is what it means to be pious."

(bastardization of Alan Jacob, on the origins and early meaning of the term pius)

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the wenis is a dance

(thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)

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Everybody do the wenis!

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#pretty good #but unfortunately not truly accurate #the real wenus requires expensive camera equipment to be broken

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Not seeing enough talk about Smartypants so I’ll make my own posts. Cannot emphasize how thinly related this was to what was being discussed

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lords of cunt

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

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give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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I wonder if Squeem's ever gonna make a reappearance, just popping through the door at the perfect time to save the day cuz ik BLeeM won't leave that unresolved, especially when we know he survived the night yorb fight

#he did a cameo on the london love show! #well kinda #no spoilers

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