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gallifreyanhotfive · 5 months

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Assigning the Doctors cat gifs I found

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TBC

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possessable · 4 months

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i think Insomniac would be one of those guys that gets bored and then just starts cracking all of his joints

#[i am one of those guys i can crack my wrist joints in 3 ways]#rhythm doctor insomniac #rhythm doctor samurai

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birddcandle · 11 months

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Do you know how much the people of Hels would pay for canary feathers?

I read the one ask about the feather farm and. Yeah here we are

this is art for @lunarcrown and @aquaquadrant ‘s Hels To Pay AU!! It’s so good the writing and drawings are IMPECCABLE

#my art #hels to pay au #htp art #doctor atlas #jimmy solidarity #he’s there :) indirectly #I need Atlas to get his ass kicked so badly #I hope his stupid little glasses finally crack and I hope his perfect smile loses some teeth #I hope Atlas burns in Hel(s)#also the amount of adjusting this drawing took to make him look symmetrical was a lot but so worth it #this au keeps me going I love it so much #also I’m a sucker for angst and feather farms I think fall into that category along with. The entire AU in general #I like to think that this #AU of an AU happened because maybe the portal glitched and spawned near the ranch but only Jimmy was home #And by the time Tango got back Jimmy was Gone #and since there just so happened to be a spot for a new farm Jimmy just gets stuck in there #doomed to repeat the same fate his soulmate once endured #I am just rambling now I apologize

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actual-changeling · 4 months

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why do i feel like the old who plots were just darts being thrown at a big board with a lot of words

they make it work every single time though

#alex watches doctor who #doctor who #the doctor who experience is just. oh new doctor i am seeing for the first time :) surely i will not go insane over this one #and then you find yourself missing the first doctor just as much as you miss any of the others #crack cocaine show since 1963 fr

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dullweapons · 11 days

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uhhh ray in a wheelchair cause i’m thinking about getting one for myself cause my cane is not enough

#⸻ ray : visage ✦ rusted cracked & broken : but still standing ˎˊ˗#⸻ ooc : artwork ✦ madness takes the paintbrush & sings ˎˊ˗#uh little vent in tags tw #( i haven’t left my house since my birthday - and before that was only for doctor appointments in months )#( but i have used the scooter at walmart when i did go out and they made me so happy to be independent)#( as well as the wheelchair in the ER i could move without fear of falling )#( i really want to go outside so imma see about getting one ?? )#( probably just a cheap hospital one at a thrift store near me )#( idk if i wanna bother with in insurance ? )#( i am trying to get a walker through them and it’s taking forever to the point i need MORE )#( i am doing physical therapy which helps but also my legs are so weak i can’t even go down my stairs on my own :/ )#( imma ask my PT therapist and my doctor but who knows ? )#( anyway vent over enjoy ray being a dumbass )

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chodoyodes · 2 years

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boyfriend jacket

#chodo draws #doctor who #rose tyler #ninerose #i sketched this this morning and decided to finish her #i think i am going to go back thru and finish some of my fav ninerose sketches #because i have so many good ones #and have finally cracked a rendering style that i like

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darkwingdukat · 5 months

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im in the middle of a dw renaissance join me

#i am once again memeing my clients #rubys face just cracked me up #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary

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doonarose · 5 months

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Also, I was genuinely going to be peeved if they had 14 running around nonstop without even so much as a canonical moment to go and have a wank (because he fucking would okay, that he fucks now is canon, deal with it) and now he has tonnes of time and all sorts of opportunities to do dumb indulgent human stuff like wanking and brunch and trying out hobbies (he's going to weirdly love knitting or something, but also might end up one of those old men in lycra that takes cycling too seriously). AND he still nips off for fun little side-adventures which aren't World-Ending but gee-whiz, I know a seventeenth century mathematician and scientist who is potentially (definitely) hot to trot, go try that shit out my boy.

#i am ridiculously pleased at the idea or 14 just going off and having basically a very fun midlife crisis #of signing up to every single group on the community board #and doing some casual fucking that will no doubt get complicated here and there #and sleeping lots and eating lots #goodness get a little bit of pudge about you i'd love it #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #do you have any idea how happy i am to have to tag this as such #like this isn't just bonkers crack fic #this is canon adjacent

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taibhsearachd · 10 days

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I’ve been literally disgusted with myself for not working on writing things, while I don’t have the meds that make my brain and whole body work.

I’ve been without those meds for so long that my doctor is like “hey, maybe take those meds for two months and then we’ll test your blood to see if this dose is too low”.

I’ve been hating myself for not doing the things that my lack of meds made literally impossible. It’s hard to think when not medicated. Creativity is a no go. And I have been so angry at myself for not being able to do this thing…

Meanwhile my doctors want me to be on meds for two months to probably be at below-ideal levels of the hormone that makes my body and brain function.

#personal post #medical abuse #medical neglect #I’m so tired #I’m just slowly coming to terms with the fact that my doctors made me nearly suicidal #because my shit just fell through the cracks #all of this is so inhumane it’s unbelievable #I only didn’t spiral into suicidality because I have dogs who love me #and I started a craft project so every time I feel despair I can turn yarn into cloth #but it’s not ideal and I am still in hell #it was entirely avoidable and this didn’t have to happen #i am still in the nightmare pit but maybe there is a way out now

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oflgtfol · 19 days

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im happy to announce that my back does not hurt like it used to anymore. dare i say it even doesnt hurt at all anymore

#i seem to be more flexible now too? like more flexible than i have been for like. the past few years #like i can actually twist around to crack my back #i normally can barely twist my back before im in pain #cracking my back is 1. possible again and 2. actually feels good instead of feeling like im ripping my body apart lol #which is so fucking wild bc i expected my big ass fuckin round trip road trip upstate was gonna fuck my body up even more #everyone at my job was concerned about my back and i was like naur i'll go to the doctor after the eclipse trip #i dont want them telling me to not sit in a car for hours on end bc then i'll feel guilty for doing this #i want plausible deniability.. i'll go to the doctor AFTER the trip #but then i noticed halfway through the trip that actually i wasnt even in pain anymore #and now today i noticed how flexible i am suddenly #like what ?!??!?!#where did this improvement come from and why did it happen AFTER the event i thought would make it worse #brot posts #anyway bye im sick of being on tumblr again i miss only posting like once a day. i need to stop posting again i hate posting

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steelthroat · 20 days

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I may or may not be rabid about star trek tos... and it may or may not become my next obsession paired with transformers, good omens and the boys...

#oooooh i recognize the symptoms #i am looking for the crack videos on YouTube #it's over for me #FUCK #keep me away from doctor who i can't fall for that too #GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS A PON FARR AND WHY DOES IT SOUND SO OMINUS #steel rambles

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patssecretblog · 4 months

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*twirling my hair in my fingers* i scored so well on this test besties

it's called the Camouflaging Autistic Traits Questionnaire

if you wanna read more about it https://embrace-autism.com/cat-q

#NOT SAYING I'M ANYTHING OKAY #just a little suspicious alright #i'm so good at repressing and acting besties #which would explain why people possibly didn't notice if i actually am #i think it's getting harder as time goes on though lol #i have one clinical psychologist i want to see about this but i wonder if there are other people that i think are just as good #because i think i'm just such a tough little nut to crack #i really don't need to be told i'm fine because i'm not fine and i don't need another doctor being a dipshit to me #did i post this before? i don't remember....#we're in a mood okay it doesn't matter #i've been taking all the tests besties i'm scoring so well on them like you wouldn't believe

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bloodbankzz · 5 months

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im doing soooooo bad♡ besties and others♡

#its OKAY becayse im ALIVE #this is mentallt and physicaally for those INTERESTED!#i need to PEEL the worms from my BRAIN after NEARLY passing out walking across the ROOM #MANY MULTIFACETED STRUGGLES!#TO ALL READERS WHO INQUIRE!#i dont really believe im like yhis but i dont knpw what i really am supposed to be #i cant figure out whats underneath even when i can see the cracks #what do you do when you can tell its wrong but you dont have any answrrs for what is right #rejection feels like futile struggle #its wrong or nothing #right????#what do i do #i hope when i have to face it and see a cardiologist they are niceys to me and helpful and everything goes okay #im so scared of doctors nowadays #if anything goes wrong it will be my fault and even if they knew a lot are too busy to care #and why am i even worried about the social aspects when its my fucking blood pumper at risk anyway right #god i dont know #i dont know anything anymore #i dont get better anymore #i dont know the way forward #but im gonna put off dying for as long as possible #better an alive aloof listless failure than dead #its so difficult to be berated though #and i am so afraid all the time #and being in the applying for jobs limbo means i cant even get high about it all!!!!!!!!!!!!

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haha-nothanksplease · 5 months

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Storytime:

So the dream started with me going through a bag of Halloween candy and I find these tiny little wrapped candies that are just a singular wrapped m&m and I wonder who TF would buy only one m&m when my mom walks in to tell me to get in the truck so she can drive me to school. We drive to school, and we have to drive though a swamp for some reason to get there, and when we get there we're two hours late. The entire school is empty of student except for like one friend for some reason. I go to my first period in this tiny ass hallway. The class takes place in the hallway, there isn't a room for it, and it's a candle making class run by this witch doctor person who has a musical number. That's my only class of the day and I get picked up by my mom. We decide to take a little detour. We end up at this weird ship place with a bunch of farm animals and a giant fake centipede. It was a ship but it wasn't anywhere near the water, idk. We get a kind of tour of the place and come across Sherlock and Watson. Apparently they went through a villain arc and are the bad guys, even though I don't see them do anything bad, and I guess Sherlock makes Watson wear a metal belt thing around his waist under his suit. Also Sherlock and Watson are enemies with the Adams family. The Adams' aren't in the dream, I just had this weird instinct that Gomez really hates them.

Also I don't go to middle school anymore wtf.

#wtf #weird dreams #dreams #the addams family #sherlock holmes #sherlock fandom #john watson #candles #lord save me I am so baffled #witch doctor #villain arc #why was the belt kinky?#there was a small child who glared at me too who was that #storytime #shitpost #crack

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zlovestea · 1 year

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I’ll probably delete this right after but I must confess…

Yes Thasmin is my OTP, but i have another OTP that ive loved ever since thirteen’s era came out and it’s a freaking Crack Ship that started off as a joke and I’m actually obsessed with it

Clara x Yaz

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caelcstis · 9 months

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y'all when i tell u that my "tan" went to RED really fucking quick and that i am a fucking LOBSTER rn-

#my doctor literally told me to wear spf #AND LIKE I DO I'M NOT AN IDIOT #but i am also an idiot for not REAPPLYING OR PACKING ANY BEFORE LEAVING #and swimming in the sun under 90 degree heat :))#for like 3 HOURS #so your BOY is burnt to satan's crack and back #local neighborhood idiot ⸢ ooc. ⸥

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