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nerdwhoauthorinserts 1 month
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Reblog this with a picture of up to two of your F/Os and I'll reply with the vibes they give me.
Aka: Give me your fictional spouses so I can bully them /pos
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askthelovenest 1 month
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@nerdwhoauthorinserts
馃寴 - With Enzo
馃寴 for something i love about f/o.
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Thanks for the ask!
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Saw a selfship meme that was apparently lost to the sands of time, but it looked cool :D
The rules were:
Step 1: Open Spotify
Step 2: Go to your liked songs
Step 3: Turn on Shuffle play
Step 4: Think of a particular f/o before the song starts, that song (provided it isn鈥檛 associated with the fandom and actually has lyrics) will describe your relationship/dynamic with that f/o
Alternatively! If a romantic f/o dynamic wanted then could also use Spotify recommended romantic mix
(thanks to @nerdwhoauthorinserts for wrote the original down to their post!)
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 3 months
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Acne shaming? Sorry, I don't know her.
Your F/Os don't care if you have acne. Whether you constantly break out, or you get one or two really bad pimples or blackheads every so often.
Acne scars/craters? They don't care. All over your face? They don't see a problem. They're on your body, too? They wouldn't have even noticed. You say they're really gross? They don't see why that's important.
Your F/O(s) love you regardless. No matter what.
And before you ask: No, they won't try to pop your pimples if you don't want them to. They wouldn't make you uncomfortable like that.
They would, however, love to join you if you invited them to help with your skin care routine(s), or even try new ones with you.
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 23 days
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Herb-based random Selfship Ask game!
Works basically the same as any other Selfship ask game! Just send in the word correlating with a question and specify what fictional other/Self-insert/Self-ship you're asking it about! (Anywhere I say 'You', you can put yourself or your self-insert, lol.)
If you want to do this for yourself, just reblog! (Remember, practice reblog karma.)
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Basil - If you and your F/O had an all-expenses paid trip to anywhere in the world/your F/Os source world, where would you go on a date/honeymoon?
Bay Leaf - What do you and your F/O do when you need to wind down after a long and stressful day?
Chamomile - What is something your F/O loves about you?
Cinnamon - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw your selfship doing something involving fire! (Roasting marshmallows, dinner by candle light, sitting by the fireplace, etc.)
Chia Seeds - Is there anything you've learned/improved upon since being with your F/O? (Maybe you had anger issues and learned to deal with them after starting to selfship, for example?)
Chili flakes - Who out of you and your F/O(s) is more likely to be arrested defending the others' honor?
Cumin - Has your F/O ever put themselves in danger for you? How about vice versa?
Dandelion - Does your F/O believe in 'wishes coming true'? Maybe not wishing on a star, but do they believe in making wishes?
Dill - Has there ever been a moment where your F/O embarrassed you? How about vice versa?
Eucalyptus - *Flash doodle prompt!* Doodle or sketch your F/O in a casual outfit or in pajamas you think they'd wear!
Fennel - How's your F/Os venting skills? If you start venting to them, do they listen? Do they actively participate in the conversation?
Flax seeds - Do you and your F/O want kids? Why/Why not?
Ginger - On a scale of 'Rodger Rabbit and Jessica' and 'Batman and Catwoman' how much of a power couple (Or power throuple/etc) is your Selfship?
Jasmine - How did you and your F/O meet?
Lavender - How was your relationship with your F/O at first? Was it love at first sight? Did you hate each other at first?
Nutmeg - What do you do to comfort your F/O when they need it? What about vice versa?
Oregano - What is your F/O's love language? How often do they show their love this way?
Paprika - Who of you and your F/O(s) is the 'hypeman' of the other(s)?
Parsley - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw you and your F/O as if you were the F/O, and they the selfshipper!
Peppermint - Can you two pick up each other's signals right away, or are you two just enigmas to each other most of the time? Maybe you even have a few secret code words that mean something for your partner?
Poppy seeds - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw yourself and your F/O(s) asleep together! Aww... are you guys all tangled up together? Just in each others arms?
Rose - How passionate is your F/O? Are they the type to make big grand gestures of love, or do they show their love in smaller ways?
Rosemary - How well do you two know each other? Are you two confident that you would win a couples game show?
Sesame seeds - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw you and your F/O taking care of a pet together! (Or, draw them with a hypothetical kid, perhaps?)
Spearmint - Do you two get up in the mornings at around the same time? Do you do your morning routines together? Why/Why not?
Sunflower seeds - What is your favorite moment involving your F/O(s) from their source?
Thyme - What fairy tale would suit you/your S/I's story with your F/O the best?
Turmeric - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw a 'Draw the squad' or otherwise draw a meme of some sort with you/your S/I and your F/O(s)!
Vanilla - *Flash doodle prompt!* Draw you and your F/O doing something that looks suggestive, but is actually entirely innocent!
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 5 months
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Imagine spending New Years with your F/Os... All of them!
Your familial F/Os invite you and your romantic F/O(s) over (If you have romantic F/Os), while your platonic F/Os came over as a surprise.
They all come together to celebrate with you, because they knew it wouldn't feel quite right without you there.
You laugh, talk, tell stories about things that happened this year, and have a delicious dinner with them all, maybe even play games.
Then, by the end of the countdown, everyone comes together around you in a big group hug. Maybe your romantic F/O(s) even give you a little kiss on the cheek.
Or, if you're prone to falling asleep before midnight, they stay quiet with you until the countdown finishes and they all wish you a quiet happy new year instead, then your romantic F/O(s) take you to bed to sleep the rest of the night peacefully next to you. (Or your parent F/O(s) take you to bed with a 'good night' and leave you to sleep if you don't have any romantic F/Os.)
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 2 years
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Imagine all the ways you show your love to your F/O.
聽 聽Little things, like remembering small details about them. Big gestures, like taking them to bed if you find them asleep in the living room.
聽 聽Imagine how they go from not understanding why you鈥檙e being so nice, to them feeling so loved and comfortable around you that they sometimes fall asleep against you.
聽 聽Imagine doing little gestures for them to let them know you care. Maybe you have to leave before they wake up, so you make them their favourite breakfast meal and beverage, preparing it in such a way that you know by the time they wake up, it鈥檒l still be warm/cold.
聽 聽Imagine whispering in their ear that you鈥檒l never abandon them. Whispering that no matter what happens, you鈥檒l always care for them unconditionally.
Imagine being their sanctuary.
!!Pr*shippers, C*mshippers, Anti-antis DNI!!
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 4 months
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I realize that I have a habit of making my self-ship dynamics (Not just romantic.) a flavor of: 'S/I is a ticking time bomb that could probably kill F/O at any time, but doesn't.'
Psych majors, got any idea what that means?
Image 1: Painter breathing heavily while holding a camera. I had the idea that Painter's 'movie' would be found footage, from the perspective of the victims and from Painter himself.
Image 2: Painter - 5'3 - 'holding' Brahms - 6'3. ...Basically, just expectation vs reality, lol.
Image 3: Painter making art of things he likes, i.e. Brahms. Oh no, the heart is dripping-
Image 4: Goodnight kith.
Image 5: If anyone understands the reference here, you get a virtual hug. Feat: The knife Painter uses. (This is a knife I actually have in my kitchen, btw.)
I haven't been able to draw that much because of a cocktail of lack of motivation, a snowstorm in my area that knocked out the power, a backlog of owed art from other platforms, working on a book I plan to publish, and real-world struggling with personal stuff, so this is the first thing I've actually been able to 'finish', sadly.
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 2 years
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Do you have a F/O who鈥檚 trans?
(Whether canonically, or headcanon-wise.) 聽 聽 聽Well, imagine them coming out to you! Whether this is pre-transition or not, they were still worried about revealing that part of themselves to you. They knew you loved them, but it wasn鈥檛 always easy to tell who would support them or not.
聽 聽But you accepting them after they told you definitely made that weight on their chest lighter.
聽 聽If this is pre-transition (Or they chose not to physically transition.), imagine helping them with their wardrobe. If they鈥檙e MTF, imagine helping them with makeup and other things. Even if you aren鈥檛 super good at it, they still appreciate your help! If they鈥檙e FTM, imagine reminding them to take breaks when wearing a binder. After all, you wouldn鈥檛 want them hurting themself!
聽 聽If they鈥檙e transitioning to your gender, imagine lending them your clothes every so often! If they鈥檙e transitioning to the opposite of yours, imagine them giving you all their old clothes after you bought them new ones! Imagine simply telling them that they鈥檙e whatever gender they say they are, and that no matter what, you鈥檒l always support them.
聽 聽If they came out/you met post-transition, imagine simply telling them that what they were assigned at birth doesn鈥檛 matter to you. They鈥檒l always be the wonderful person you first met in your eyes, no matter what anyone else has to say.
聽 聽Do they tear up? Maybe. Either way, they鈥檙e happy to know that their beloved accepts them for who they are.
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 6 months
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Just took six from my pool of old F/Os at random. Also tried a new method of drawing hands, so-
You know... considering my current list of female characters I've been attracted to consists of Jasper, Lady Dimitrescu, Hela, and Tyneen? ...I think I'm noticing a pattern-
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 2 months
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"I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me..."
Possible trigger warnings?: -Angst -Mentions of zombiefied cat-like creature, haha.
Context/Synopsis:
Writing Prompt: Base a quick (Less than 500 words) story after a song you've been listening to recently.
Characters featured: -Copycat -Loki
Notes: -This is the song I based this on. (It's such a good cover, holy shit-) -This is meant to be a similar AU universe to Earth-807128 from the Marvel Comics? Not entirely the same, ofc, but basically a 'Copyverse' version.
The city was quiet, uncharacteristic of the usually bustling city New York once was. The world is close to being a whole desert, save for this one city. The buildings ruined as greenery and nature overtook the human-made structures, reclaiming the area again.
But why didn't anyone ever come here looking for resources? It would be a hotspot, being a literal oasis. There is a big reason.
In the center of the city, crumpled in a heap of awe-striking bone, is the skeleton of who once was a great prince of Asgard. The skeleton itself is harmless, if a bit creepy. No, the skeleton's guardian strikes fear in all who dared come close.
The creature stalked the area like a wolf patrolling its territory. A massive creature resembling a half-decayed feline of some kind. Big tufted ears, an exposed spine, an exposed ribcage, and a beating human heart in its chest that thumped with the power of the soul stone.
This creature appeared out of nowhere the same day that the Asgard prince used their power to turn giant, the same day that giant fell and left behind their bones. This thing appeared, sticking by the skeleton like the giant's remains were the creature's only lifeline.
Any human, mutant, or otherwise that came close to the skeleton met with the guard's ire, who'll do all it could to kill anything that got too close.
Though, there is a bit of heartache to this story, too.
Nobody knows who this creature is, as barely anyone is still alive who remembers. However, if you're close enough to notice, the monster makes known why it holds the god so dearly.
If you pay attention, in the dead of night when the moon is at its highest peak, you may hear the haunting melody of a song in the air as the soul stone projects the longing within the creature using the music the soul stone creates so readily.
It's a love song, deep and longing, speaking of the creature's unwavering love and heartache.
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Do you have hair problems? Perhaps you suffer from balding, or bald spots? Maybe you're already bald and/or wear a wig for one reason or another? It doesn't matter. Your F/Os love you either way.
Maybe you're masc and you have problems growing facial hair or chest hair? They don't care about that either. Maybe your fem and you have facial hair or body hair and makes you self-conscious about having to shave? (And whether or not you decide to shave either way.) They don't care about that, silly!
They don't care about things like that, they love you with or without hair. No matter the reason for why you may or may not have it.
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 10 days
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Am I the only one who thinks some of the 'joke' x reader content is kind of meanspirited?
I've seen a few posts and stuff that are 'x reader' or otherwise selfshipping content that seem fine on the surface but end up involving something like the character slapping the reader, being generally very mean to the reader, then running off with a different character.
And I mean, I know it's probably a joke or a meme of some kind, but it feels very much like the 'content equivalent' of the people who go into your asks and start spouting nonsense about how 'so and so doesn't really love you' or whatever.
It just feels very much like the people who make those posts are trying to make the people who selfship with those characters feel bad, right? I'm not the only one who thinks this is a bit rude/mean? I'm not just taking a joke/meme too seriously?
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 28 days
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Does anyone want Paypal selfship commissions? (OPEN)
I... need some money-
Rules: -No Proship/Comship subject matter. (No incest, no pedophilia) -I'll send you the PayPal link privately. -Any edits made on the image will be entirely free. -Please provide a fullbody reference of both characters (F/O and S/I) if possible. -I will not do commissions of your S/I with one of the characters I F/O or a character I kin.
Example:
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They'll look like this. I may add proper shading if you want it. Just tell me what pose you want. :3
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 1 month
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For you and Loki!
馃帶馃巵馃檰
@askthelovenest
Headphones - I can't stop equating Loki and I to 'Mary on a cross' by Ghost. The whole 'your beauty never ever scared me', specifically, reminds me of the point when Loki's frost giant ancestry first was revealed and accepted by me/Copycat. (I need to write that scene.)
Present - Loki isn't really a 'gift giver', and I don't really get too attached to items most of the time. But there has been an exchange of gifts... from the other side.
Giving Loki, among other things, a silver necklace with an emerald gem in the center (The chain looks like a snake, as well.) has to be a big one, though. Not something they wear a lot, but for most fancy occasions.
Head - The fact that Loki almost died to save Thor's girlfriend in TDW. I mean, by that point, Loki's only known Jane for a couple of hours at most, and the very first thing she did was slap him across the face and did the verbal equivalent of spitting on him. Yet, Loki decided to risk their own life to save her anyway, almost being crushed in a mini-black hole (Which has to be one of the most painful and horrifying deaths imaginable) for no reason other than to save her life. I mean, the Aether was already taken from her by that point, so Loki wasn't just doing it to keep that from getting destroyed.
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nerdwhoauthorinserts 11 months
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Random F/O headcanon 1/?
Loki has a very sensitive neck. They are very ticklish there, and will try their damnest not to let anyone know that. This is why most of their outfits have high collars that cover most of their neck. There are other spots as well, but to much lesser degrees. (Just look for the spots where they wear the most layers.)
No-one can know. ...Unless you're the guy who massages the back of their neck sometimes and accidentally brushes your fingers on the front of their neck... aka myself.
(Please do not reblog this post and tag your ship if you selfship with Loki.)
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