#Narwhal answers

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

soooooooooooooooo...... The height au's of your main sallyface characters... Hahahaha. Gimme.

Ahahahah

Sal is a good 5’6-5’8 shmedium, if you will.

Travis is a solid 6ft. I love a tall bottom-

Larry slouches so he normally stands at a good 5’11 but is actually 6’1-6’2 (fix your posture bitch!)

Philip is a nice middle ground at the 5’10 on the dot mark.

Todd is 5’10 and Neil Is 6ft

Pretty much everyone’s around 5’8+ except for Sal who’s a lil smaller. And we love a short king💖🥰

#sally face #sally face au #travis phelps #larry johnson #sal fisher #larry x travis #larvis #laravis #salvis #sal x travis #narwhal answers #heights #ask box #ask #asks open

[lsdoiphin]

Yes. All sorts of neat stuff! One find sticks out more than the others, though.

#verse: forever gold #oc: ancha #comic #my ocs #fantasy oc #fantasy comic #narwhal #mythical creature #death stranding #the phenomenon not the game. #oc ask #answered ask #pocketden #innocuous ask with dramatic answer

[narwhalsarefalling]

hey tumblr. fun question. wheres my fucking inbox

#i swear to god if i cant answer this stupid ask i just got because they removed my fuc #fucking inbox #i am going to start eating people #the narwhal speaks

[the-almighty-god]

Greetings, God. I have my narwhal with me

so I would like to ask my question. Do you ever alter the animals, or at least the models for them, after putting them on Earth?

Thank you for the narwhal, @mx-heinous. It's funny you should make one for me and then ask about altering animals after placing them on earth. Narwhals originally used to have two horns, but they kept getting caught on things (icebergs, seals, other narwhals), so I changed the design to just one.

#the almighty answers #good omens #ineffable #come back when you can make a whale #come back when you can make a narwhal

[everlastiingiimmortals]

A slip of paper is slid innocuously onto Ratio’s desk, the gloved hand that followed shaking with barely contained laughter that the owner didn’t seem to be bothered to hide.

“What can I say? I know I’m a knockout, Professor.”

Amethysts with striking inclusions of blue peered down at him, the surfaces of the gems showing an uncanny air of refraction, rather than reflection. The eyes did not match the ever-present smirk smeared right across a cocky facade, but the laughter that followed betrayed his amusement.

“What bo-ring standards. Come now, at least pose a challenge.”

Aventurine sighed dramatically, before draping himself in the opposite chair with all the languidity of a cat who owned the place. What audacity.

Ratio's Bingo. | @celestial-narwhal

...Well. He'd known the hope of Aventurine not showing up was a futile one. To not at least look over the sheet would be... rude. Unfortunately.

It is just his luck that glancing down at the card proves to be a mistake.

No, no -- "Leave the Express' Navigator out of this or I will reconsider killing you with my own two hands." -- three boxes are crossed out in quick succession before his gaze sweeps over the rest of the card. The pen hesitates over two squares, wine-gold eyes flickering up to Aventurine with reproach. Eventually, he leaves two marks at the bottom left. Accommodating his sensitivities, yes, he had to begrudgingly give the Stoneheart that, but he was infuriating about it all the same, so half a point would be docked for that. As for the consumption of meat...

Ratio snorts. "You're picky enough about everything else that I doubt whether or not I should give you full credit for this one." He does not. His eyes drift over to one final square, the red of his pen leaving a circle behind. "I don't believe you. And I do not trust you with my mother." With an air of sour finality and immense reluctance, he leaves five strokes, marks down his tally, and flicks the paper in Aventurine's direction like a card. "Sit up," he bites out, "or better yet, get out of my office."

#//an answer sought; (ASK) #celestial-narwhal #//ship bingo #//everlasting; (IC) #//cogito ergo sum; (RATIO) #he could have been meaner about this #but he's already being incredibly unfair LOLLLL

[bellaxgiornata]

just read part five and six and im! still feral! over your writing! oh my GODDD

MATT GETTING A NARWHAL PLUSHIE AFTER LISTENING IN? WGBIWGVIWIGIGIWAD PLEASEEE IM DYING OVER HERE GIGGLING N KICKING MY FEET

Ahhhh!!! Those two definitely hit you pretty hard too! I love hearing that y'all are enjoying my writing so much, it gives me the warm fuzzies (especially if you're getting this excited over angst) 💕

THE NARWHAL 😭😭😭❤️ Could you just picture the poor shopkeeper late at night helping Daredevil purchase a stuffed narwhal while he's fighting down his tears? That poor shopkeeper was probably so confused 😆

#bella answers #BUT THE NARWHAL THO 😭

[shining-gem34]

[You. That’s right, you.]

“You can’t run from your sins forever. They will catch up.”

[Blade to Dan Heng.]

You. That's right, you || Accepted @celestial-narwhal

The events leading up to his current predicament are blurry at best. Regardless, Dan Heng doesn't appreciate to be suddenly thrusted into the dark and his wrists tied up. The familiarity of the situation reminds him too strongly of his time in the Shackling Prison. The sensation of chains wrapped painfully tight around his limbs, surrounded by darkness as far as the eye can see...

Dan Heng hates it.

Unable to see his surroundings means he can't grasp the situation. Unable to grasp the situation leads to nerves bubbling in his stomach.

Deep breaths; in and out on repeat until he is able to clamp down his anxiety threatening to spill over and transform into panic.

Deep breaths; in and out on repeat to remain calm despite the echoing footsteps approaching him.

Then the footsteps stop in front of him.

The scent of blood and death is overwhelming, but Dan Heng already knew who it was the moment he heard his footsteps. Their fates, much to his disdain, are deeply intertwined. A bond sewn crookedly together; forged in fire and blood of their death matches.

A deep voice whispers ominously into his ears, “You can’t run from your sins forever. They will catch up.”

"Blade." He confirms with a scowl.

A familiar dance, and familiar words of varying phrases- Dan Heng grows weary of this same old tune between them.

"You know as well as I do that man sins have nothing to do with me. I am not him- The person you chase after is no longer here. He is but a ghost of a past...Just like you." Dan Heng reminds him coldly and bluntly as possible.

Narrowing his eyes behind the blindfold, he says loudly, "Disappear, apparition. I won't hesitate to run you through with my spear again if you're looking for a fight."

There's no response, but the air is chilling and Dan Heng swore he felt the blood-scented wind leave a cut on his cheek.

When the scent of blood and iron is gone, the tension leaves his body and he lets out a sigh of relief knowing Blade is gone.

Not gone. Only retreated, because the vengeful ghost will continue to haunt him until he pays for his sins.

#the guard of the express (dan heng) #cold dragon young (general/casual) #hidden dragon (angst/serious/gore) #celestial narwhal #jade answers (a ask) #under the red moon the hunt never ends: dan heng & blade (celestialnarwhal) #||How many months ago was this #||Stares at all the other asks in my inbox #||HOW MANY MONTHS AGO ARE THEY??? *POINTS* #idk if you wanted to like be a thread or not but for now a drabble???

[narwhalandchill]

Hello! I saw you mention Childe in labyrinth warriors (hope that’s the right name) when talking about the 4.6 appearance, can I ask you about your thoughts on him there? I didn’t get to play that event- so what I know about it is spotty at best. Just that it’s in Inazuma, had Xinyan I think? And that Childe was there. And the little paper dude. I’m genuinely curious about what insights you gained from the event into his character- and I’d love to hear you talk about Childe more.

(can you believe. when i say. now that im finishing this up. that it got out of hand anon??? uhhhhhhhhhhhh. i mean. at this point this should be expected)

hi!!!! sorry this took a bit, ive been somewhat sick all week and also just now absorbed by the nuzlocke im doing but Anyway. am here now thank you sm for the ask and enabling childe thoughts!!!!!

. readmore bc this Actually got just. unbearably long otherwise JIWDJDWJKDJKWWJDK 😭😭😭😭

so the outline is basically as u said, but like. to summarize it w some particular details mentioned since they Do matter (sorry it got giga fucking long bc i think the full context is helpful for discussing childes parts too lmao). but here goes:

so a mysterious domain has appeared out of thin air on narukami island with monsters spewing out from within into the countryside. now this is an Issue (TM) bc timeline-wise this is still v much the immediate aftermath of the inazuma AQ and the civil war - the nation & esp the tenryo commission rly isnt in ideal shape resource and manpower wise to deal w another crisis like this and it has sara rightfully tense after the initial waves of the monsters were finally forced back. she kinda cant afford to send her men to scout inside the domain (it also kinda. opens and closes and reopens at random which is another issue for potential scouts) but if nothing is done to stop the monsters she must commit to a full on assault to destroy the domain to remove the threat & shes more or less on a timer with that. making it quite the precarious situation for her politically too and not just security wise. (keep this in mind)

how we end up being asked to investigate the place has to do w the. im ngl p convoluted xinyan b plot basically she was invited to a music festival as a performer but it was cancelled so now she lacks the travel permits she needs and getting new ones is Not fast without some inside help. we agree to look for sara so she could argue xinyans case, run into her dilemma w the domain and she agrees to expedit the process if we investigate the place in her forces' stead. (xinyan the civilian tags along for some reason too)

first time u go in, u find the paper dude (kind of an enchanted paper familiar of sorts) aka shiki taishou outside who has lost his memory yet is undoubtedly connected to the domain which is obviously a bit suspicious given the whole. monster spewing into the neighborhood deal. but idk she passes xinyans music vibe check so she argues we should help him recover his memories and in turn discover the truth of the domain along the way.

once we get inside the domain we obviously run into mr. worldwide himself including but not limited to a closeup of his crotch during his introduction for some reason. yeah its been nearly 3 years these things you cant unsee. that and the sending us sausage in his bday mail. like bruh

now childes (as he eventually divulges) in inazuma to look for traces of scara who ran off w the gnosis and happened to stumble into this strange domain with weird vibes. he thought it might be something relevant and waltzed in, proceeded to get locked inside (as the domain shifted) and beat the shit out of all the monsters there all the while having the time of his life bc hes simply built different. bc turns out the place is basically just a full-on sparring simulator for warriors that seems to be running by itself w no one overseeing it ever since the domain resurfaced cue the "pratice targets" aka monsters running wild

dont wanna recap the entire thing in detail but basically. firstly childe kinda improvs another new identity as an adventurer noticing xinyans liyuen attire bc Osial Incident and picking up the awkward energy we have at the realization of. this might be messy if we tell her. and xinyan buys it and nicknames him "red" w/e. so thats why the harbinger thing doesnt become a bigger conflict

he then informs us that all the monsters within the domain turn into torn paper charms when destroyed and that there are "replicas" of shiki taishou strewn about the domain that should restore his power and hopefully memories over time.

so we end up going thru the place helping shiki taishou gather his power and uncover the nature of the place. he kind of has an identity crisis happening bc all the monsters the place is generating seem to imply he was created for some nefarious purpose as a weapon of some sorts (childe says some Very Interesting Things in response as an attempt at pep talk. will get to it).

but TLDR what we do discover is actually that the shikigami/paper magic and the domains functions were basically a system invented after the domains creator harunosuke studied similar adeptal techniques in liyue in order to create the shikigami as these battle partners for samurai fighting against monsters from the cataclysm. these paper dolls could then record and replicate the monsters it and its partner fought in order to train others inside the domain so that inazumas protectors would always be ready to face such a threat if it ever came to be. shiki taishou was created as the "overseer" of this domain and its functions as a training facicility. by regaining his memories and finding clarity in his purpose shiki taishou gains control over the place again and is able to shut down its rogue functions so that it no longer poses a threat. he then promises to improve upon its workings by taking it to dormancy again. sara is relieved that the crisis could be averted without costing her manpower or further resources she doesnt have. yippee

So. yeah that took way too long mb jdwhjwdjdwadwaj but. Childe.

so there are a particular standouts in here in my opinion.

for one that is less like. a characterization aspect but more of a "gotcha" confirmation thats very nice to have is that he explicitly confirms that wherever in the abyss he spent those 3 months at 14, it DID involve places tied to the irminsul and its roots.

fissures between great tree roots u say?????? Inch resting ajax. tell me more abt the trees king.

also this monologue is literally so fucking sexy in general i love his single-minded pursuit of something as like. quintessentially simple as just. Improvement. but bc he has literally 0 fucking chill in his boundless hunger for that one singular ambition it alone is enough to disrupt the gravity of the world around him....... (but we will get to that)

Anyway. another Very good fucking moment from him character-wise is during the 2nd act. where weve spoken w sara about the tense situation after the 1st day of investigation ended w all of us minus childe (who got "trapped" inside the same way a child gets "trapped" inside a free-for-all candy store with all amenities included. he had a blast) getting thrown out and the domain rearranging itself again. and like we go back in once the entrance opens and are even more eager and restless to start figuring things out bc again. sara is on a timer.

and then .

guys im pretty sure theres a twitch emote for this???? something starting with C and ending with AUGHT?

LMAOOOOOO

he reads the shit out of us trying to all "subtly" push for the investigation to proceed so the crisis we are actually tasked to investigate can be solved. like this is literally just Actual 5d chess situational awareness and picking up cues from people around him and honing onto exactly whats stirring up in the undercurrent from childe. basically. he just lays onto us like. ah right. this is probably a big problem for that tenryo commission right? such a problem that theyd even ask an outsider to cover their duties... when thatd never happen during regular times right? a conundrum that could get even more problematic if theres a harbinger publicly around... right? oh my bad my bad haha just thinking out loud bestie lets get back to investigating shall we? hahaha

he is such a smart fucking Bastard oh my godddddd bro is out there smelling the traces of societal unrest and any and all weaknesses in a given governing structure like hes a shark tasting like 0,00000001% blood in the water . professional & supernaturally efficient problem causer everyone. this is what he was hired for . i love him

like. hes SMART guys. and hoyo Knows how to work his intelligence into the writing too its soooo scrumptious man .

and like bro hes being such a fucking menace in here too bc. he couldve kept this observation to himself too. but nooooo he just had to shove it in ur face that we are Not being as slick w keeping him in the dark as we would like to think💀💀 smug ass.

it makes me think abt how many things he actually Notices among the harbingers and all their power plays and schemes among one another but that childe simply keeps to himself bc he has nothing to gain from disproving the assumption of himself as this. gullible and simple-minded loyal warrior harbinger and the person-shaped time bomb we toss at wherever the flames of discord need some help sparking alight. after all, we saw this in arles quest too - how not only did he use our pathetic distraction attempts as an opportunity to fish relevant information on both arlecchino and pulcinella for himself (which i already commented on) but also. the fact that he Very clearly noticed our attempt at distracting her and intentionally helped us out without even knowing anything abt the matter at hand. to the point where even arle makes that Highly pointed comment about it and all but spells out that childe was assisting us on purpose the entire time.

like he is just. incredibly perceptive and so fucking intelligent like especially back in 2.2 where even Bigger of a portion of the fandom (if thats even possible) than today just thought of him as this. stupid fucking baby infant meow meow idiot brainwashed by the tsaritsa and completely owned by zhongli and signora XDDDDDD . seeing this unfold made me so fucking happy abt the way like. yeah HOYO knows what his character is all abt. the fandom can ruin him all the want but the games story isnt going to bend to their will.

Speaking of Which.

The weapon thing.

so as ive already alluded to prior . the entirety of labyrinth warriors despite it highlighting childes intelligence, attitude, priorities and ambitions in a way thats like. genuinely so fucking good and comes off as natural with no forced sounding exposition or backstory dump . mostly got a fan reception more in the way of . waa waa my baby boy is depressed with sigma PTSD 3.0 with DLC because calling yourself a weapon is self dehumanization and it signals he is suicidal and has no self worth 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he got TRAPPED in the EVIL DOMAIN consisting EXCLUSIVELY of all his favorite activities nonstop he must be feeling so scared i need to hug him my babygirl!!!!!!!!!11!1!1

when its like. ah yes. i have never heard of a motif ever before.

bc like as much as i do genuinely consider it something that more or less can be taken at face value as an Aspect of who childe is (not necessarily the whole of it, just another mask true to a part of his self) . it should still be acknowledge that part of the reason why his dialogue (and the event in general) fixates on the notion of being a "weapon" has to do with shiki taishous character arc.

because thats what he is. and is trying to discover what kind of purpose a discarded (bc harunosuke left the domain abandoned at the end) weapon and tool like himself can even have anymore. and childes lines taking that repeated emphasis of. whats so bad about being a WeaponTM (& expanding on what that means for Him) specifically . are as much about himself as they are just an attempt to communicate his worldview to shiki taishou as a way of pushing him towards solving this identity crisis he has . that paper boy literally Needs to solve in order for the domain to stop malfunctioning.

and like. okay even if we just look at it w/o paper boy. so say childe considers himself a weapon . but what does that mean to him?

[incoming top 5 dialogue lines that genuinely fucking challenge my sexuality this is so fucking hot. no one talk to me]

"Only those that wish for an end will find one."????????

"My limits vanish behind the horizon with every step I take"??????

FUCK OFF OH MY GODDDD

like people think of childe as this fatalistic if not actively suicidal then at least like passively reckless and uncaring towards his own wellbeing blood knight w low self esteem barreling towards his death and here he is. using his own fucking words. saying that the mere CONCEPT of an END. is not in his fucking VOCABULARY. because it does not serve his ambition to let such confusions ever obstruct his sights.

people think his purpose and ambition is soooo tied to his family tied to the tsaritsa that if those are ever taken away he will just freefall into the depths of directionless confusion and depression and whatever. when.

Here he is. giving a fucking pep talk to a DISCARDED WEAPON THAT HAS LOST HIS PURPOSE. EXCEPT HE KINDA JUST SAYS ITS A SKILL ISSUE TO EVEN NEED TO CONSIDER AN END TO YOUR PATH (hes silly like that). AS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE. A WEAPON THAT CUTS ANYTHING.

oh hey thats funny now where have i heard that before. bonjour my baguettes any fontainian cults or god kings out there interested in the world and fate altering power of unstoppable weapons that can cut into anything even ego and destiny itself and whatever that may mean?????? O____o

i swear to fucking god if the entire time this entire weapon allegory from labyrinth warriors was all about all cleverly n loosely associating him with themes relating to descenders and wills that rival the world all the way back in 2.2. and yet on release all people wanted was to weep for how sad it was he thought himself a weapon. man why is it always like this . i weep for THAT.

like. idk i dont have anything poetic to say abt it other than childes drive as an individual is just fucking breathtaking to me??? its literally Scary how utterly consumed he is by that ambition yet at the same theres this . crystalline clarity he has towards viewing it and himself ?? this weird ass self awareness that coexists with the all-consuming pursuit and ambition of it all??? this isnt sad this is both ridiculously attractive AND batshit insane like dudeeee . and like . the way he talks about it too like this is just a matter of fact everyday thing to him 💀💀 bc thats his abyss shrimp color vision this is how he rolls . its nothing grandiose its just how he is . this is normal to him its unbearable i hate him

like somewhat unrelated here (sorry) but sometimes i see ppl go against the possibility of childe having sth to do w the 3rd descender (which like yes is a crack theory for now and its not sth i can fully align myself with either as of rn Due To Those Thematic Clashes it just lives rent free Because of how conflictingly insane it is while also having some Strangely compelling evidence in its favor) or even just. Any higher predestined significance assigned to him in the grand scheme of things with the sole argument of like . but then everything about Him is worthless bc it wasnt His ambition and His drive to overthrow the world he wasnt Just A Guy (and. sigh. as the op. of that ancient thing. stop taking that old ass hastily typed post too far and too literally thx. its abt the vibe the attitude the subversion. having a destined purpose if the story handles it well does not conflict w being the quintessential just a guy thanks xx). he was just special all along so it all means Nothing and its like. dude. he told a recently-amnesiac paper boy having an identity crisis that its a fucking skill issue to ever falter in the face of some greater purpose haunting in your past or defining your origins. that a True weapon cuts himself free of even that without even a sliver of hesitation . ppl think that if indeed some soul of the 3rd descender is resurrected in story and idk tries taking over his body with past lives and memories or whatever. you think he isnt ripping the essence and existence of that poor fucking dude apart and devouring him alive into the crushing depths of the black hole of an unquechable ambition that beats a steady pulse at His core just to reclaim HIS place as the ultimate weapon to cut through everything???????

aww thats so cute. you guys think even the hypothetical of theories akin to these being legit on some level is automatically going to ruin his arc and character bc hes gonna be taking it lying down!!!!! you think hes going to look at a Grand destiny Assigned to him by someone Outside and Above and not spit in its face!!!

just like his narwhal looked at the destined cosmic end of All life to fall to ruin and immediately devoted its entire existence to denying the universe that very outcome isnt that curious why are they the sam---------------SORRY SORRY where was i at

like. i see how it is for yall. well. myself on the other hand. i have some fucking faith in him lmao

partially . indeed Because. i read the goddamn text of labyrinth warriors. where they let him Talk about what these things mean to him. and how he Truly isnt about to stop. Ever. hes not looking for an end and if presented with one he sure isnt about to respect it. hes just. built different its absolutely amazing

and yeah my bad i got. sidetracked very badly there. you asked me abt labyrinth warriors but bc its childe this is just what tends to happen like my brain fucking spirals. but like . no im not saying that the weapon theme being such a prevalent aspect in the story is like 100% a descender and sword of narzissenkreuz thematic parallel and intentional reference i just think its Quite interesting in hindsight . that This is the angle they drilled in on .

anyway hopefully this at least had Something to illustrate abt why i love labyrinth warriors for how it serves to establish how much of a madman childe ajax tartaglia my beloved truly is . and how to hoyo his outlook towards the world has very much been one of endless limitless hunger and never-sated ambition . and not whatever fanon wants to cook up. childes greatest enemy has always been stagnation and he has always looked towards the Future. of surpassing each and every limit and boundary on his path . like thats what makes him who he is.

also. last lil thing aka. Most Ignored Canon Line Spoken By This Man

which is a shame bc. its so fucking interesting??? i mean. i get that ppl dont know what to make of it bc everyones so fixated on picturing childe as this loyal puppy tsaritsa fanboy who couldnt even deign to imagine discarding allegiances to anyone yet here he is. saying exactly that.

like ive seen ppl be like oh hes trying to Convince himself of this!!!! hes putting up an act!!!!! and its like? no? i dont think this contradicts anything about his character. people just find it uncomfortable because it implies that the things he listed there are not something of any Inherent value to him. which adds up perfectly fine to me but what do i know.

like the way i have always seen this is that it really isnt. oh childe says he isnt actually a loyal person When it matters to him personally and isnt actually invested in fulfilling his duty (as of Right Now, mind you) which would yes seemingly contradict a lot of other things. but really its just that those concepts alone are void to him. you cant stop him from pursuing his ambition by saying its evil. if the tsaritsa ever truly loses his respect and leaves him completely disillusioned in the archon that once was a fellow honorable warrior in his eyes, the concept of "allegiance" will not be able to dissuade him from turning that burning ambition of toppling the heavens towards her throne too. personal respect maybe. a sense of honor. maybe even disdain so extreme that even investing that time into her now is a waste? sure. but like. you get what im trying at? he is way more ambivalent about these things than most people really Want him to be. bc they dont fulfill the hunger that burns at his core.

and it adds up. bc like. his ambition his drive towards battle and bettering himself and becoming a weapon completely unstoppable and irreplaceable that can conquer the world . is his north star. its the singularity that all else about him orbits around. of course silly little concepts like right and wrong will be secondary to that. we just really havent seen a moment where his ambition is in true conflict with the bonds and oaths he has sworn in his current life. but i have a feeling that if and when we do. this line will make a lot more sense lmao

anyway uhhhhhhh

yeah i liked labyrinth warriors!!! very underacknowledged and misrepresented event that had a ton of fun stuff abt childe. i am super normal about these hip and enjoyable aspects of his character as they are explored within this event as the length and contents of this post imply!!!!

omg anon i. really fucking hope u got at least Something u were looking for out of all this KWJKJKDWWJKDWJKDJKWDK i swearrr i just cannot. stop myself from completely fucking losing it on the asks of every innocent anon (and like non anon too why not) approaching my ask box 😭😭

but thank you again for sending this in!!!!!! have a nice day!!!! im very normal thanks for asking!!!!!

#Deep sigh. Yeah name a more iconic duo than me answering an ask and shit getting completely out of hand. ill wait #well maybe years down the line therell be enough of this bullshit from me that i can make a bingo card #'Jen Goes Insane About Childe Ajax Tartaglia And/Or Narwhal: Anon Was Innocent Edition' #it could be a wholesome group activity! #jdajklwdjwdjwdjkdjkwjkdjkdjkwjkdwjk #well this is . a something . im going to run away now #genshin #asks #childeposting

[ladamedusoif]

Hey Rose! For the weird ask game: 3, 34, and 46. 😊

Hi Rachel! Thank you for these!

3: do I leave the window open at night? This is weather-dependent. I am a believer in good ventilation (get a nice through-breeze going on) in warm weather but it needs to be a warm night for me to leave the window open a little. However, the first thing I do in the morning hail, rain or shine is open the window. I feel yucky otherwise.

34: A song I know every word to by heart? I was asked this in another ask and I offered "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" as my "how the hell do I know those words" answer, but for this I'll offer Weezer's "Buddy Holly" because it came on a playlist this evening and I literally bounced around my kitchen and sang every word perfectly.

46: Favourite holiday film? As already noted, Muppet Christmas Carol is number one. But I think Elf is number two. There's just something about a New York-set Christmas movie...

Thank you so much, lovely!

#asked and answered #ask game #luce told me that mr narwhal is jon favreau and ever since then i've loved it even more #some lad for the movies and shows about dads huh jon

[delicatenarwhal]

TAGGING GAME

thankthee for the tag @givemebeansnow :3

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist & post the first ten tracks, then tag people

1. Tombi by Kvi Baba

2. Ready To Die by Andrew W.K.

3. AntiSystem's by jon-YAKITORY, Ado

4. Rebellion by Ado

5. 死神 by Kenshi Yonezu

6. Damn by Fujii Kaze

7. Oh My Dear Lord by The Unlikely Candidates

8. TOMBOY by (G)I-DLE

9. Mari Carmen by La Pegatina

10. カムパネルラ by Kenshi Yonezu

okay and tagging @celestialzet @bonnetsed @the-golden-dragoness and whoever sees this and wants to do it<3

#tag game #the narwhal got tagged #givemebeansnow #can you tell this is the result of my gotta keep spirits high while studying efforts #absolutely inconsistent but all so dear to my heart jsksnk #its been a while since i answered a tag game am sorryy

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

I honestly love the idea of Kenneth having a thing for one of the strong church women 💀 Like imagine

Kenneth being held up by the scruff when the hot buff lady catches him yelling at Travis.

Travis running to them if Kenneth gets too much.

Travis 199% users this against Kenneth. Like that homophobic dog meme but he’s Kennethphobic

Sal comes to church one day to see Travis happily sitting next to the nice muscle ladies and they fire on him like he’s just the sweetest lil guy. Only to find Kenneth steering from a distance.

#sally face #sally face au #travis phelps #sal fisher #narwhal answers

[lettheladylead]

Hey.

Couldn't find the list of asks you previously posted. :(

Here, have a freeform ask instead...

What fic subject/idea featuring Scrooge and/or Goldie do you think would be great to see but probably won't explore yourself?

oh lol i deleted it cuz i looked through the prompts and realized i didnt like most of them BUT nice thank you

there's a lot of concepts for them i wanted to write a longer story about but never got around to it. a possession story would've been fun, i definitely would've enjoyed writing my own version of an amnesiac!goldie story...

Running In Circles gets a few chapters post-series but it would also be nice to do some stuff with Goldie fully assimilated into the family (preferably with Dickie too lol)

obv there are other great fics with some of these but it would've been nice to do my own. i mean maybe i will, probably not soon but you never knooooooow

#fuzzy narwhal #carro answers

[theweirdhybrid]

Aight I’m curious how old do you guys think I am? Weird question I know but I’m genuinely curious. I wanna know what kind of imprint I’ve left on your minds. Send your answers to me in asks if you don’t mind!

#i am aware what my pfp is but i know a few people who are well into their fifties and they sleep w stuffed animals #do you guys imagine me as a purple narwhal with a hat doodling monkeys doing monkey things #i would love to study your answers under a microscope

[imsoogay]

12, 28, & 95! (:

12.) name of your favorite playlist?

A playlist that I proudly curated called “you tear up my reputation.”

28.) five songs to describe you?

Copying and pasting bc my two braincells do not work together, they take turns, and this was a brutal task for them previously 😅

The Outside (Outsiders Ver) - Boys Like Girls feat. State Champs, The Summer Set, 3OH!3, and The Ready Set

No Judgement - Niall Horan

Cherry - Fletcher feat. Hayley Kiyoko

Missing You - All Time Low

Talk Too Much - COIN

You - James Arthur feat. Travis Barker

95.) favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr, X, and YouTube

#saraaaahhh! miss youuu!! hope you’re having a good year so far and that this yr will be the best for you yet!!! #cliché apps huh? i refuse to let any of them go along w my fav shopping apps #all my playlists have a lyric as their title to make it snazzzzyyy #kinda regret these song choices but i can’t go through that again. it was really fun tho!! i wish my brain would let me give it another go #tiny-narwhal #answered

[everlastiingiimmortals]

💻 🏅 and 💜!

Shoutouts!! Accepting!

💻 ― excellent writing Do I have to choose just one D: Honestly pretty much everyone I follow has incredible writing, but I think I'll shout out one of my first ever writing partners and lifelong friend and family @overx, who I first met in the Mega Man fandom. They blow my mind every single time, and one of my favorite things of theirs is their ability to portray the nebulous concept of an entity beyond the scopes of linear time (Verse my beloved ough). It's so difficult to be able to put oneself in that perspective in the first place, and being able to describe in a way that makes one be able to stand in his shoes is all the harder still. It's genuinely impressive stuff and I'm always in awe of whatever they end up writing. I could go on more but I don't want to take up too much space babbling so this will do for now sldkfhjasdlkfjh

🥇 ― well-developed oc The first one that comes to mind for me is @splinter-sister! I simply adore Bishop's OC Rachael, ough <3 <3 <3 delightful little spitfire who is always so fun to spectate on the dash. It's really refreshing to see her shenanigans with her friends or her partners and I can't wait for Jing Yuan to bully her more >:)

💜 ― receiver's choice ( simply shout out whoever you want )

@celestial-narwhal Starry. Starry. Starry. Starry. Starry. Always Starry forever Starry my ride or die my forever friend. Shouting out her Yingxing and her Blade and her Luocha (HER LUOCHA!!!!) and her Childe and her Caelus and her OC Rui Xing NOT ALL OF WHICH ARE AVAILABLE ON HER BLOG AND IT'S A TRAGEDY STARRY PLEASE I'M ON MY KNEES!! Starry is my braincell sharer and this has not stopped since we met each other four (almost five???) years ago and I am truly so so so grateful that it is her I've clicked with to this degree.

#//an answer sought; (ASK) #Anonymous #//immortal; (OOC) #overx #splinter-sister #celestial-narwhal #BIG LOVE FOR MY FRIENDS FOREVER

[shining-gem34]

1. Who has been your favorite muse to play?

Munday Questions || Accepted @celestial-narwhal

||My favorite muse overall?

OC: Rook, but that's obvious since I RPed him the most (and I adore the little bish /affectionately).

Canon: This is kind of hard!!!! Can I make a list of my top 5 (out of order)?

1) Cheese (Food Fantasy) even though I don't RP her as much anymore. She's a foodie and an absolute sweetheart trying her best while her two best friends/brother figures have some secret angst going on.

Cheese

2) Diluc (Genshin Impact) because I am weak for the vigilante characters with angsty past but are also wealthy af (Man I should pick up Batman one day /j). I do like the potential confrontation he has with certain characters aka the Fatui. :DDD Of course, I love moments where he can get flustered too [Secret JeanLuc shipper here]

Diluc 3) Luke Fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss). My first muse I picked up that helped me grow up as a role-player. He's just a dude who went through so much in a short time and had to grow up to be a better individual for himself and others. I do like roleplaying his simplicity, but he also tends to overthink and assume the worst (Like me) :DDD

Luke (Long Hair & Short Hair)

4) Son Goku (Saiyuki) It's been a while since I rped this adorable monkey! He's a simple dude like head empty and no thoughts except food, his friends (traveling buddies), and adventure! :DD I adore his interactions with his friends because they end up hilariously violent.

Son Goku

5) Peking Duck (Food Fantasy) I did roleplay a handful of Food Fantasy characters, but Peking Duck (next to Steak) is very memorable for me. Maybe because it's the first time I attempted to roleplay a playful character with many layers beneath his beautiful face. But also...Dad Duck. Kek

Peking Duck

Honorable mentions:

Dan Heng/Imbibitor Lunae (Honkai Star Rail)

Wanderer (Genshin Impact)

Steak (Food Fantasy)

#jadecoocoo (mun rambles) #jade answers (a ask) #celestial narwhal #||PHEW THIS BECAME LONG I HOPE THAT'S FINE #||I hope you remember fondly of THE SLAP during the Halloween RP event starry #:DDDDDDDDDDDD