#NOOOO GOD WHY

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: you guys dont know how much south park and adult animated sitcoms hurt me. my bro has watched adult animated sitcoms all day every day for half my life and everything he says is a family guy reference or something. i came out to him as trans and he literally says like "well you know on family guy they at first had a hard time with this kind of thing but later they came around. that was a good lesson" its like his religion

JUNE: somehow, the weirdest aspect of this is that watching family guy made your brother LESS transphobic.

#submission #PLEASHGE PLEASE PLEAS #NOOOO PL #AUAUHGAGHHGG #god i have residual cringe over someone i used to hang out with #fucking played family guy clips in the background whenever we hung out #it was so. just. dude why . play literally anything else #whatever theyre gone im safe forever from peter griffin #......nah actually they were an avid bro strider enjoyer #yeah this makes exact sense #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #june egbert #john egbert #bro strider

[menlove]

the thing abt the roman empire trend is it was very funny when it was ppl asking their white cishet husbands/fathers/brothers how much they thought abt it bc it was like. a subtle dig abt how a lot of white cishet men are very obsessed w war in history and nothing else and glorify an era that they saw as hypermasculine and White

like it started out good it started out funny

it got annoying when people started going "omg what's the roman empire For Girls? it's (poetry/bridgerton/ex best friend)"

like no I'm sorry the equivalent For Girls™️ (aka cishet white women as a critique) would be true crime. like in the same way cishet white men think obsessively abt war and hypermasculine periods of history, cishet white women obsess over true crime very unethically despite numerous victims and family of victims talking abt how harmful the true crime community is. they are obsessed with the violent death/rape/torture of people without regard to their real lives or their families. THAT is the "girl roman empire" and it has the same tongue in cheek critique as the og

but noooo we just wanna say War Is For Men and Poetry Is For Women bc the white cishet women missed the joke and just wanted to recreate "girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" but in their 30s

like it's not that serious I know but. I'm autistic and I notice these things lmao.

#frankly im mad bc I was enjoying the roman empire thing it made me chuckle I love making fun of when men are being assholes #but. then it just turned into Gender Roles 2 #and I'm like NOOOO WE WERE ONTO SOMETHING HERE #and ofc like the og joke and criticism didn't even preclude women thinking abt the roman empire #it was specifically like the same way we make fun of men only ever caring abt ww2 in a freak sort of way #but the way it went quickly turned into #why would women think abt the roman empire when they're too busy thinking abt romance #like please god. enough.

[spaciebabie]

good god i need him bad

#SCREAMS #OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #I KEEP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I DREW AND THEN MORE SCENARIOS SCREAMS #sprigntrap.ouoiuuuiiijh springtrap #I CANT GET OVER THE CLAWS SPRINGTRAP WITH CLAWS OH MY GODD #OH MY GOD??? OH MY GOD #MY MIDN IS GONNA BE TORN APART #MONNIE SENT ME THAT POST AND THEN FUCKED ME UP IMMDIATELY K AFTERWARSDS #I STILL CANT STOP THINKING ABT WHAT SHE TOLD ME IT WAS REALLY FUCKWED UP LIKE WHY #WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAAAAAATTT #WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME #im literklakty gona throw up i #YES ITS BEEN DAYS AND IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT WHAT THE FUCK EVER MAN #springrtap lovongme back???? reaally really fucked up literally why would you say that #NO I SJUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT #NOOOO NONONOO #HJnmnbgjmnnhmhghghgh vomits #spacie spoinks #pls pls pls i nreed to pamper him i need to love on him i need to make him feel the love that i feel towards him and have him #understand what that means #head in hands HEAD IN HANDS

[cometrose]

"Silk Flowers grow in pairs on small red bushes"

Other archon having twins

Zhobgli is suspicious

(Plus the god of eternity saying his story is not yet over)

“~twin where have you been~”

it’s still pretty interesting that Zhongli doesn’t have a ‘twin’

it is very clear one of the main themes of genshin is family especially between that of siblings (twins)

the traveler is the twin and all of the archons -the main characters of their respective regions have “twins”.

Venti has the nameless bard, Ei and Makoto, Nahida and Rukkhadevata, Furina and Focalors. These are characters that look identical but live very different lives.

A core part of each archon is their relationship with their respective twin. Ei struggled to move on after Makoto died, Rukkha was everything Nahida dreamed of being, Focalors made Furina play a part for 500 years. I am unsure of the dynamic of Venti and his bard but it’s pretty easy to assume he gave his life great meaning and considering he looks just like him he never could move or wanted to forget what he looked like.

So the fact Zhongli doesn’t have anybody with that kind of connection is really odd lol. I've complained so many times like “Zhongli!! where is your silly clone!” and he refuses to answer my calls. Rex Lapis is represented by silk flowers but they grow in pairs but where is Rex Lapis’ pair? Where is the moon to his beautiful sun???

Some people argue a more metaphorical twin for Zhongli is Rex Lapis/the Exuvia. The point of the Liyue archon quest was Zhongli stepping down from a role he has had for thousands of years and considering the way he talks about Rex Lapis/geo archon (he always refers to him in third person) I believe Zhongli sees him as a separate person entirely. So losing Rex Lapis was like losing his twin. Casting his exuvia aka body double on a crowd of people and burying Rex Lapis was Zhongli’s conclusion with his “twin”. He ended his reign and made peace with his life.

But at the same time I feel that interpretation is so ehhhh. Like all of the twins we’ve seen were their own person with their own thoughts and feelings. Like yeah furina and focalors were once the same person but that was no longer the case when focalors brought out the scissors and said act woman.

Let’s get venti and zhongli out of the way cause they are a little weird from the rest of the seven but we’ve never met “Rex Lapis” and then he doesn’t have a human form like the rest of them. We have talked or at least heard the voices of the “other twin” . We met rukkha, we heard makoto and neuvi let us see focalors.

A big part of the archons is their relationship with their other half but Zhongli’s stories most always focus on someone else-a different god a different entity there is just so little of what we know about him comes from his own mouth.

Besides when you look at the visual symbolism then all the archons are represented by the moon and shadows. They live in the shadows of the "twin" if almost haunted by them. They cannot live up to their glory or they are forced to be someone they are not. These 'twins' are the reason for our archon's (hell even the traveler's) existence and journey, it is why they continue forward until they eventually find new meaning in life.

However Morax is always represented by the sun and light, and you could argue that Zhongli is the moon to Rex Lapis’ sun but if you look as his symbols -his golden eyes, the golden light he uses to save xiao and his interactions with the people of Liyue he still holds that warmth.

Next the big revelation for Zhongli was his relationship with Liyue itself, not himself. We could argue that the existence of "Rex Lapis, The Geo Archon" was intertwined with that relationship but Zhongli's narrative is stepping down and taking his hands off Liyue not any personal struggle. If Liyue had failed his test he would've remained the geo archon for the foreseeable future.

That means, Liyue itself is more of his twin, it is something that plays a huge role in his identity and leaving it behind and moving forward is the core of his arc. It is Liyue that made Zhongli play the part of the geo archon, it is Liyue that made him turn on friend or foe if they were are threat, Liyue and its people are the motivation for everything Rex Lapis did. Morax’s love for his people defined every action that he did as the geo archon.

Long story short ehh if push comes to shove I can accept Zhongli's dragon clone as his twin but I would also argue against it because it doesn’t hold thematic weight that the other twins do!

In the end, we can still safely assume that zhongli’s twin has gone awol but then who are they!!! Each archon has a pair that is meant to parallel the relationship between our travelers Aether and Lumine but where is such a twin???

I've talked so much about Zhongli about everything but Ei mentions in her voice lines that she believes his story isn't anywhere finished. She even talks about him in Zhongli's teaser way back in 2020, "in his long life he has met countless people and shall meet countless more still. As they say: waters change course but mountains move not". Its kind of neat the god of eternity says your story isn't over

I may be a delusional zhongli stan but I don't think it is farfetched to say he is veryyy suspicious. We don't know his true form, we don't know the truth of his contracts, we don't know if he's hiding a twin, and the goddess of eternity herself believes his journey will continue forward.

Could he be missing a twin because he's not from Teyvat? What if he lost his counterpart a long time ago? What if we have simply not met Zhongli's twin and the two of them are separated from each other much like the traveler? I always believed Zhongli kind of crashed into Teyvat like a meteor or shooting star and that's why he's kind of weird but it could be possible that Zhongli's counterpart is just not here either long dead or with a different destiny.

Fun fact to add to Zhongli’s weirdness; Did you know Zhongli and Neuvillette are the only playable characters whose constellations are different from their character quest? Zhongli's constellation is Lapis Dei but his story quest is Historia Antiqua, much like Neuvillette's constellation is Leviathan Judicator but his story quest is called Diluvies. Which is weird cause Venti has the same constellation as Zhongli (Carmen Dei) but Venti's quests line up. Like is it a dragon thing but why?

Then most of the original archons croaked during the cataclysm and Venti went into a coma. How did Zhongli get out of the damn thing unscathed? Why didn't he lose his twin or die and shit?

I know in my soul Zhongli is hiding the secrets of the world in that pretty little head of his. He's just a bum and refuses to share it with the crowd.

#zhongli #archons #genshin impact #noooo #this is too long again #this was definetly a yap session #but like really though where is his twin! #where is zhongli 2 #like ive seen so many people at least on twitter say zhongli's twin is his exuvia and like *shrug* SURE I GUESS #but its still so different from the others UNLESS you count the exuvia as Liyue itself which is rather metaphorical then the physical twin #speaking of which what the fuck is the god of contracts #freedom eternity wisdom justice war and love are all common abstract concepts and normal things for gods to be #what the hell is contracts like if it were truth or power or even promise that would make sense #but contracts are not nearly as abstract as the rest of them fuckers #maybe if it were relationships instead of contracts but that sounds rather romantic doesn't it? #me writing this: uhh where do i put a page break this time #long story short he's weird!!! #zhongli is super weird!!! #why is all his fucking shit cubes! #also if we consider zhongli and exuvia a twin what fucking parallel is that to traveler UNLESS you look at it as the final stage #and you know during the lantern rite event paimon writes a little blurb about the regions and is like we've been through the land of winds #and for liyue it is the final destination of a star SEE HOW i can connect this back to star!zhongli but also the traveler is a star #maybe the end of the traveler's journey is letting go of their twin like zhongli let go of liyue

[toreii]

EXCUSE ME?!!!!! ROOOOK😳😳😳

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst spoilers #rook hunt #twst rook #savanaclaw #pomefiore #OHMYGODIMSCREAMING #AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH #OH GOD OH GOD I NEED THIS CARD #WHY AM I BROKE?!?!????? #ALSO ORTHO MASTERCHEF AND TSUM IDIA #NOOOO😭😭😭

[yostresswritinggirl]

I don't know if I can word this brainrot properly because I drank a bit but: (done!)

Imagining being classmates with Cyno and partnering up to explore the ruins in the desert together, the desert he's all so familiar with.

But the ruins were far too dangerous than you had thought, running away from traps and primal constructs, the both of you got injured and trapped in the deepest part of the domain.

Clutching your body with a heart that's barely breathing, Cyno begged to the gods to spare you and take his life in return, cries desperate and heartfelt that the spirit of the ruins awakened and listened to his pleas. Weighing his soul and deeming him worthy, Cyno accepted to be its vessel without a second thought, just so he can have the strength to save your life.

Since then, he had respected the matra's vision after almost losing you in pursuit of knowledge. Using his strength to enact judgement as well as keep you safe, even if you barely recognize the Cyno you knew back before the incident.

Aka the origin story of Cyno gaining the spirit within him :DD

I might make this into an actual fic if I had the brainpower to do so *cries over existing WIPs and pushed back plans* so I'm leaving this here so I don't forget it

#cyno x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #exile.circlet #cyno #god im so sleepy why did i think of this now #imagine i find this cringe when i wake up #i swear im not a cyno blog noooo i wanted to write for tighnari firssst #sumeru arc #exile.reader

[galaxynajma]

Guys I have a confession to make about this chapter

I swear to god I’m not even making this up

So yesterday I had this little joke that what if hakari fights uraume because uraume has colored hair and pronouns ( I know I’m very funny ) forgot about the joke so that’s why I didn’t make a post about it

Idk why but yesterday I was thinking a lot about sukuna and uraume and their relationship

And then I thought " man it would be so cool to see og form sukuna again maybe use that mouth stomach to eat someone or seeing modern day uraume next to og sukuna to see their cute size difference "

Did I accidentally manifest that chapter

Did I get the power of prophecy AGAIN!!!

The second time in a row for these leaks

WHYYYYYY

I’m never thinking about jjk right before leaks/ when a new chapter comes out

Wait no actually I’m just going to start thinking about kenjaku a lot so hopefully they come back

If it worked on gojo’s death og sukuna form and uraume coming back then it hopefully will work on Kenny coming back

#I swear to god the day before the leaks for 236 I thought to myself’ it would be cool to see more of teen geto in gege’s new art style’ DUDE #WHY AM I LIKE THIS #MEGUMI NOOOO #jjk237 #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk 237 #jjk237 leaks #jjk 237 leaks #ryoumen sukuna #uraume #uraume jjk #sukuna

[dizzybevvie]

No because Roxas fighting for his right to live and be an individual on Sora's heart station, weildling both Oathkeeper and Oblivion, while a grand version of his theme plays in the background, fucks me UP

#and roxas is absolutely fuckin sora up too like Roxas is FIGHTING. GOD. #Roxas kingdom hearts you make me so sad. #the first time he stwpped thru the portal with the hood i thought he was Saïx but then he was shoet #then i was like “wait why does he have oblivion OH FUCKKKKK ITS ROXAS OH NOOOO” #not 1 part of me wanted to fight roxas i was gonna fuckin throw up LMAO #“Roxas do you think maybe we had hearts the whole time?” DEATH AND DESPAIRRRRRRRR #kingdom hearts #beverly says stuff #kh roxas #roxas #kh2

[mrsrookhunt]

Random thought because I'm sick and half-aware today

I love Rook but why with that ugly ass medieval haircut

He calls himself the chaser of love and like bitch the only reason you have to chase love is because when you walk into a town square people start running when you get within ten yards.

Mothers tell their children about him to make them behave.

Cults fear him.

He doesn't walk into a party, parties walk into him

His color palette was done entirely with the basic 24 pack of crayola crayons

And to slather all of that hot mess with the name 'rook', how the fuck did he get into the beauty dorm.

The only thing that saves him is that hideous hat, but I guess the ugliness cancels each other out.

#dont come at me i DEARLY love rook i just dont know WHY i love him #twst x reader #disney twst #rook hunt #twst rook #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcannon #twisted wonderland #i just feel bad for him what did he do to deserve this #the last time i saw a bobcut like that was on edna mode and she barely pulled it off #its not doing it for me rook im sorry #yana rlly said 'i made a doodle and didnt want to fix it so i left it like this' #you would think that vil would've had a heart attack with that shit by now but NOOOO #pomefiore #twstroasts #character imagines #ive had a heart attack every time i see him #hes coming for my family #if i say his name in the mirror three times my hair gets cut like his #please god let him hear about these magical things called layers

[bokatan]

i said i was going to be open minded about this show but i’m genuinely ready to fight the costuming department at this point

#fighting for my fucking LIFE trying not to be nitpicky but god. they’re really making it hard #like i’m sorry but this genuinely looks like shit. WHY did they just take this as-is instead of fixing it and reshooting it #this is a professionally made costume why the fuck is the actor not wearing a balaclava with this #literally could’ve fucking taped the helmet onto the face mask real quick. but noooo we’re just gonna let it flop around #like it’d be one thing if it were a background character’s armor- #but this is a shot specifically of one of THE iconic armors from this series and they really couldn’t make sure the helmet’s secure? #and they can’t be bothered to put anything on the actor to cover exposed neck when they move??? come ON #i’m not even acknowledging the armor here. i refuse to look at it. #i know it’s foam i know it’s one solid piece of floor mat foam that wasn’t shaped at all and I just. I can’t #fallout tv #fallout spoilers #fallout tv spoilers #bo.txt

[qsmpaimsey]

FUCK FUCK FUCK JUST SAW THE FIGHT THAT QCELLBIT AND QFOREVER HAD IM. OH GOD NO NO NONO

#IMIAIQQJQKQKQKQOAKQNWNAJAIAJ YHR ACTING WAS AWESOME BUT IM. OH FUCK #NOW J UNDERSTAND WHY YIU GUYS WERE FREAKING OUT #sHIT FUCK PISS OH GOD #FOREVER WHAT THE FEDERATION IS DOING TO YOU? NOT GOOD. JESUS CHRIST #INSANE DUO NOOOO #qsmp #saying.things

[missmaywemeetagain]

Oh GOD I am having feelings about this

#why? why does he have to be like this? #i think i might be losing my mind because he’s just TOO MUCH #but i love it #pure sex in a black leather suit #the ‘cum’back black leather suit #omg i’m sorry for that #i’m just so tired #oh god what if THIS is the moment?? #you know THE MOMENT #now it’s even worse i can’t stop thinking about it oh noooo #68 black leather supremacy #68 comeback special #elvis 68 comeback special #Elvis #elvis presely #elvis 2022 #elvis movie #austin butler elvis #elvis 1968 #elvis x reader #elvis presley x reader #elvis imagine

[cicada-candy]

Ghost riders' Vampire: the Masquerade clans speedrun bcs I Am Losing It slowly

Johnny- Ravnos.

This is The Only One I am confident in lmao. Ravnos' Bane is that they have to keep moving/ can't stay in one place very long. Seems appropriate. Also apparently one of the nicknames for the Ravnos is Daredevils, so.

Danny- Not 100% sure yet? Maybe Tremere? Banu Haqim? Nosferatu??? Ignoring this for now lmao

Alejandra- I. Also Do Not Know. Brujah?? Ministry?? Salubri maybe??? Bare With Me lot of ideas here

Robbie- also Banu Haqim.

Or Brujah. Leaning more toward Banu tho. Banu Haqim that Acts like an Brujah. Yeah. Sure

[On that note: Art Brain says Lasombra, Logic Brain says Ventrue tossing both of them and saying Eli is Tzimisce. For the Vibes. Not sure what his Thing would be, though. So im probably just gonna say Lasombra for now lmao.]

#yes this is absolutely propaganada why do you ask #if anyone is familiar 👁👁 and want to yk 👁👁 contribute 👁👁👁👁 #OH SHIT WAIT #HECATA ROBBIE GHOST ELI #this is so much harder than i expected lmao #oh fuck. wait. oh noooo #oh ive done it again haven't i. #god fucking dammit #thecicadasbuzz #hyper-hellfire

[glitched-out-mess]

i watched the new hazbin episode 2 leaked and this is the only good screenshot from it everything else can leave

#for some context of my personal experience with hazbin #watched the pilot when it came out when i was… 14? 15? i think #thought it looked cool! went into the fandom for a bit #left after a while #didn’t like helluva boss and didn’t watch it #now everyone seems to hate it #huh i wonder why? i look into it #vizviepop being a bad writer who appropriates voodoo and underpays her employees?? oh noooo! #god well i’m still morbidly curious on episode two #aha i found it leaked on twitter!!! #it focuses a lot on vox and barely any on the hotel #honestly i’m ok with that i really like vox as a character #after a bit realize oh god this show Sucks #bad writing bad designs bad effects weird voice acting REALLY odd decisions #but hey alastor slays in this single screenshot so yknow #oh and im 100000% gonna redraw vox and turn him into an oc he has so much potential #+ i love TV heads anyway so

[bl00dw1tch]

God. God. God. Holy fucking shit i love Avatar so fucking much

#horse.txt #im being so real right now it breaks my goddamn heart that so many people hate it on principle and go into it waiting to be disappointed #like. god. seriously? how do so few people seem to see the shit im seeing? how do people not GET its RIGHT THERE??? #idk man im like. high and the hd release is out so it feels like Christmas but this shit has been on my mind and its at like a precipice #its one thing when ppl just aren't into it but the absolute LOATHING and DISDAIN people harbour for these movies is just. baffling #i cant understand it #i hate statistics. why did it have to pan out this way #how can anybody hate this production literally decades in the making? the fucking DEFINITION of a Passion Project? #the labour and love and inventive GENIUS that has gone into these films--and #you know what? the writing ISN'T that fucking awful. its not perfect because no movie is ever fucking perfect and sometimes you #have to give a script and characters breathing room. room to make mistakes!!! because this fucking obsession with #'characters dont have to be realistic!' is BULLSHIT. and NO saying that does not conflict with the idea that Characters=/=real ppl in #discourse!the ideas can fucking coexist! having realistic characters is GOOD its fucking GOOD when theyre stupid and do shit you dont like! #because thats what REAL PEOPLE DO thats what makes them fucking COMPELLING thats what youre SUPPOSED to let draw you in!!!!!! #but noooo no no no no keep repeating your smurf pocahontas jokes and roll your eyes at anyone who does like it like theyre stupid #because you can't be assed to give something a chance just because everyone Else is calling it stupid #and you dont want them to roll their eyes at /you/ #i know this is dumb to be so heated about but im just. im sad man. im happy im having a great day!! but im sad #about how few people i can share it with yk..???

[konigceo]

me when i get notifs of people liking and reblogging my stuff but they also reblog old works

#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #like i appreciate that ppl like my stuff #it's so nice #but like. #NOOOO NOT MY OLD STUFF NOOOOOOOOOO #IT'S SO BAD DON'T #just a joke obv #i like attention too much #but still #i die a little when i look at my old stuff #GOD WHY WAS I SO CRINGE