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#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
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zen3to5 · 4 years
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J/H 6-01: The Kids Are Alright
Welcome, everyone, to Zenmasters: Seasons 3 to 5+!
I was pretty set on keeping this rewrite project limited to the titular seasons when I started. The only exception, I thought, would be to possibly do a rewrite of the series finale, working on the premise that Season 7 would be the last.
Then I rewatched Season 6 - which, if you’ll recall, didn’t go down so well. So I've decided not only to do a new series finale, but to make some more adjustments along the way there. In doing so, I've set myself the following hard limits:
1. I'm only rewriting what I find to be the rough patches in Jackie and Hyde's material (otherwise, I'd be overhauling virtually every single script of this season, and no way am I going down that road.) Since I think their relationship is generally well-handled in Season 6, that means we're only looking at two areas: their make-up at the beginning of the season (which I think was sloppy) and the Pam Burkhart arc (which has virtually no Zen, when it really should have.) Adding Zen, and still acting on the premise that these could be feasible scripts for the show, there will naturally be other adjustments, but those were only made on the basis that they had to be to make room for J/H material in these 22-minute episodes.
2. I have to be able to use something from the 3 to 5 rewrites, even if it's only a single line, as a basis for adding Zen to a given episode or run of episodes.
With that out of the way - let's get started!
(And, as with 5-01, I couldn't resist imagining a new credits sequence.)
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We open on a unique title card, patterned after the logo from THE GODFATHER. “The Godfather Theme” by Nino Rota plays as we cut to:   INT. FORMAN BEDROOM - DAY   DREAM SEQUENCE. The Forman master bedroom, converted to an at-home hospital bed. RED, as Don Corleone, lies in bed, propped up on pillows. Surrounding him are BOB as Tom Hagen, KELSO as Fredo, and HYDE as Sonny. Hyde has SCHATZI in his arms. Everyone is grim-faced and the room is dark, even in the day – very Coppola.   BOB: Don Forman, it is an honor and privilege to receive you in your home in the wake of the heart attack caused by your daughter’s wedding.   Red rolls his eyes, unnoticed by Bob.   BOB (cont’d): While you’ve been away, they locked up that Son of Sam, Al Unser took the Indy 500, and that new movie Grease is such a hoot, boy.   RED: What about the Family?   BOB: Well, that little dame with the mouth has been hiding down at the pool all summer, on account of these two still being after her.   He points to Kelso and Hyde, who shift on their feet.   HYDE: Yeah, but that’s over now. We’re sending Kelso out west to learn the nutcracker business.   KELSO: Nutcracker business? Why would I -   Hyde kicks him in the groin, sending him to the floor.   HYDE: (laughing) Loser.   He sets Schatzi on the bed and crosses to the bedroom door. As soon as he opens it, machine gunfire rips open. Hyde stumbles back into the room, being thrown about by the many bloodless squibs going off, until he falls down on top of Kelso.   Bob and Red briefly glance at the bodies, then return to their conversation.   BOB: And your wife, she’s working double shifts again, on account of you not being able to manage the business.   KITTY, as Mama Corleone in a nurse’s hat, bursts into the room, with a laundry basket under one arm and a pot of soup under the other. She hurries over to Red, kisses him on the forehead, glances down at Hyde and Kelso, looks up to God, and runs out of the room with tears in her eyes, all while spewing a non-stop torrent of obviously fake Italian.   RED: What about my son, Bob? Where’s Eric?   Bob shifts on his feet, looks away. We cut to:   EXT. ITALIAN VILLA – DAY   A picturesque little village in the Sicilian countryside, a lovely image to have on a cheesy backdrop hanging behind the cast. ERIC, as Michael Corleone in his military uniform, and DONNA as Kay stand in the middle of the street, arms around each other’s waists. “Godfather Love Theme” by Nino Rota plays in the background.   DONNA: Eric, are you sure we should be going off to college and seeing the world when your father’s heart attack and our friends’ stupidity leaves the Family vulnerable?   ERIC: That’s my family, Donna. That’s not me. I’m going my own way. Besides, what’s the worst that could happen?   CUT TO:   EXT. CITY STREET – DAY   The best New York backlot set available. Old roadsters line the street, steam comes up from the manholes, everyone goes about in hats and coats, and a fruit stand with plenty of oranges is set up on the corner. Red and Bob are at the stand, selecting oranges while Kelso waits for them by a black 1941 Ford.   Shot-for-shot, the shooting of Don Corleone. A gunman steps out from behind a truck. Red notices their approach. He bolts for the car, knocking over the stand and sending oranges spilling into the street, but it’s too late. FEZ, as Sollozzo, sprays him with fire from his handgun.   Slumped down against the car, Red turns around and looks up at Fez.   RED: So... it was the foreigner all along.   FEZ: Seriously? Have you looked around at this dream? You’re Italian, I’m Italian - we’re all foreigners, you cranky bastard!   He fires off one more shot, and Red falls to the ground, dead.   CUT TO:   SPINNING NEWSPAPER. Headline: FORMAN SLAIN.   CUT TO:   EXT. ITALIAN VILLA - DAY   Eric, clutching at the newspaper, with Donna reading over his shoulder. Eric crushes the paper in one hand, bites the knuckles of the other.   ERIC: Oh, Pop. If only I had set aside all my own personal hopes and dreams for my life and stayed at home. If only I hadn’t gone against the Family.   He throws his head to the sky in true melodramatic fashion as we crane up.   ERIC: Why? Why? WHY?   CUT TO:   INT. DONNA’S BEDROOM – DAY   Late morning. The window curtains are drawn, letting in the sunlight, and Jackie’s cot is empty. Eric and Donna are snuggled together in Donna’s bed, still asleep.   Eric stirs, jolts straight up. He takes in where he is, lets out a long sigh. Donna, still groggy from sleep, sits up and puts a hand on his shoulder.   DONNA: Eric, is everything all right?   ERIC: (beat) Yeah.   Eric pats her hand and slides out of bed. He starts to get dressed.   ERIC (cont’d): I gotta go. My folks come home from the hospital today. Hyde and I are picking them up.   Donna’s closet opens. Out steps Fez, all smiles.   FEZ: Mr. Red is coming home?   Eric jumps and Donna pulls the covers up to her chin.   ERIC: Fez?   DONNA: Oh, my God! Did you see anything?   FEZ: Not much. You should really think about a night light.   Donna and Eric both take pillows from the bed and chuck them at Fez, who retreats back into the closet.
MAIN TITLES   INT. VISTA CRUISER – NIGHT   A) The gang out on the road. Eric drives, with Donna next to him and Hyde in the passenger’s seat. Behind him sits Jackie, then Fez, then Kelso.   THEME SONG: Hangin’ out...   B) Hyde drives, with Eric in the passenger’s seat. Behind him sits Donna, and behind Hyde sits Jackie. The girls are leaning forward in their seats, their arms wrapped around the boys’ shoulders.   THEME SONG: Down the street...   C) Kelso drives, with Fez next to him and Hyde in the passenger’s seat. Behind him sits a scowling Red, then Eric, then Bob.   THEME SONG: The same old thing...   D) Red drives, with Kitty in the passenger’s seat, holding Schatzi. Bob sits in the middle of the back seat, hands behind his head.   THEME SONG: We did last week...   E) Fez drives, with Donna next to him and Kelso in the passenger’s seat. Behind him sits Eric, then Hyde, then Jackie. Donna leans into Fez as the gang sing along.   THEME SONG: Not a thing to do...   F) Jackie drives, with Donna next to her and Kitty in the passenger’s seat.   THEME SONG: But talk to you...   G) Hyde drives, with Eric in the passenger’s seat. Behind him sits Donna, and behind Hyde sits Jackie. The girls are leaning forward in their seats, their arms wrapped around the boys’ shoulders.   THEME SONG: We’re all alright!   H) Eric drives, with Donna next to him and Hyde in the passenger’s seat. Behind him sits Jackie, then Fez, then Kelso.   THEME SONG: We’re all alright!   I) The creators’ license plate, a 1978 sticker in the corner.   HYDE (v.o.): Hello, Wisconsin!   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN - DAY   Shortly after the pre-credits scene. Hyde sits at the kitchen table, a plate of eggs and bacon in front of him. He has Schatzi in his arms, cuddled close to his face. He picks up a piece of bacon and holds it up for Schatzi to eat.   Eric, Donna (dressed in a bathing suit and dress) and Fez enter through the patio door. They freeze when they see Hyde, and he freezes when he sees them, causing Schatzi to strain to reach the bacon.   Though all three struggle not to laugh, Donna finds her voice first:   DONNA: (to Hyde) Are you feeding and cuddling with a wiener dog?   HYDE: Are you planning to wear a bathing suit to a hospital visit?   ERIC: (to Donna) Oh, please do.   FEZ: Yes, please.   Donna shakes her head and rolls her eyes.   DONNA: I’m going to the pool with Jackie.   HYDE: She choose between me and Kelso yet?   DONNA: I don’t know. But Kelso’s been going down there to show off for her. He’s got a speedo with the Point Place Police Department badge printed on the ass. It’s really disturbing.   Hyde pushes himself to his feet, Schatzi still in his arms.   HYDE: Whatever, man. She thinks I’m gonna wait around all summer ‘cause she can’t choose between me and a guy who once forgot he was allergic to eggs? His head swelled up to five times its normal size. Screw that, man. I’m over her.   Schatzi chooses this time to lick the corner of Hyde’s mouth. Eric chuckles, crosses to Hyde and puts a hand on his shoulder.   ERIC: Hyde, the other day I was down in the basement and went to put on Zeppelin, and I found country music records hidden in the sleeve to Physical Graffiti. You’re not over her.   Fez smirks, crosses to them.   FEZ: (to Hyde) So, you console your loneliness with doggie kisses and country songs, while I am married to Eric’s slutty sister.   HYDE: Yeah, how’s that going?   FEZ: Oh, not great. But I’m pretty sure when she gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up.   ERIC: Laurie went on your honeymoon alone?   FEZ: Oh, no, that would be crazy. She took her friend Carlos along to keep an eye on her. But I paid for both of them, so everyone know who the man is in this deal.   Eric, Donna, and Hyde all share a look.   ERIC: (to Hyde) All right, let’s get going. (to Fez) You stay here. My dad doesn’t want you anywhere near the hospital.   FEZ: Why not? I’m family. I want to support my new American dad after his heart attack.   ERIC: Fez, you’re the one who gave him the heart attack.   HYDE: By marrying his daughter, who’s on your honeymoon with another guy.   FEZ: Oh, no, no, no. Carlos is just like, um... he’s kind of like a – a chaperone. He, uh... (beat) Son of a bitch!   He stomps his foot and pouts, even as Hyde presses Schatzi into his arms. Eric, Hyde, and Donna file out the door.   BUMPER   INT. HOSPITAL - DAY   A reception desk at the hospital. A DOCTOR leads Eric, Red, Kitty, and Hyde up the hallway. Red is in decent shape and rotten mood; same as always, really.   RED: Come on, Kitty. Let’s get the hell out of this weird place. I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs.   The doctor gives Kitty a look.   KITTY: Red, I am a nurse here. (laughs)   RED: I stand by my statement.   DOCTOR: Okay, Mr. Forman, just to be clear: no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months. And let’s not forget the root cause of the problem.   ERIC: Too much rage, right? Yeah, so he probably shouldn’t, like, yell at anyone anymore, right?   DOCTOR: Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in.   ERIC: (beat) He was holding stuff in? Okay, I weigh 42 pounds ‘cause of what he let out and – I’m sorry – you’re telling me that, uh, there’s more in there?   Kitty hurries between her husband and son and takes both their arms.   KITTY: (to doctor) No, no, no. He does not weigh 42 pounds. And these two are the best of buddies! (doing Eric) “Hey, Dad, wanna go fishing?” (doing Red) “Sure, son. Let’s hug.” (normal voice) That’s what it’s like at our house! (laughs)   RED: (to doctor) See what I mean about the drugs?   DOCTOR: (to Red) What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy.   ERIC: Okay, but I don’t know where we’re gonna find a boatload of dead commies.   HYDE: (points to Eric, himself) Yeah, but there’s two asses he loves sticking his foot up right here.   Eric nods. Red gives him and Hyde an appraising look as Kitty shakes her head.   CUT TO:   EXT. POOL - DAY   The Point Place public pool, a small and tidy swimming hole surrounded by a chain-link fence. Donna and JACKIE, in a tiny bikini and skirt, sip sodas at a small cable in the corner.   DONNA: Jackie, the summer’s almost over and you haven’t decided between Kelso and Hyde yet.   JACKIE: Why should I rush for them? The sun is out, the air is warm, I’m almost at my most delicious shade of cocoa brown – let that two-timing moron and paranoid hophead wait it out a little longer.   DONNA: Well, Hyde might be done waiting, so you may not have a choice anymore.   Jackie takes her sunglasses off and leans in toward Donna.   JACKIE: What do you mean?   Before Donna can answer, a shadow blocks their sun. It’s Kelso, fresh from the pool, dripping wet in his PPPD speedo.   KELSO: Ladies. Ladies’ bodies. (to Jackie) So, Jackie, what do you think?   He flexes, pushes up his shoulders.   KELSO (cont’d): Yep. Police Academy starts in a week. All this swimming’s getting me into shape.   DONNA: Wouldn’t getting into shape for the police academy mean eating donuts and growing a bad moustache?   KELSO: Oh, I’m growing the bad moustache.   Jackie rolls her eyes, looks around Kelso to Donna.   JACKIE:  So is Mr. Forman home yet?   DONNA: Eric’s picking him up now. I don’t know what they’re gonna do once we’re in Madison. Kitty and Hyde are both working double shifts, but that still doesn’t cover the lost income from Red not working.   JACKIE: Yeah... and what about medical bills? Price Mart offers terrible coverage, and you can forget about any help from the government now that health reform’s stalled.   DONNA: I know, right?   KELSO: Wait, hold up. (to Donna) You said a bunch of sad stuff... (to Jackie) You followed up with some money and health fact stuff... (to Donna) And you said “I know,” which makes me think Jackie used that right, which makes me think she knew what she was talking about.   DONNA: Very good, Kelso. That’s what we call a “conversation.”   KELSO: Well, I know some facts too. Jimmy Carter? He had a peanut farm. And the Dairy Queen down the street is selling half-off peanut buster parfaits today. Now, excuse me as I walk down there to get one – without pants.   He turns his ass Jackie’s way before strolling off. The girls shake their heads.   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – DAY   Welcome home, Red! The family file in through the patio door. Kitty keeps her arms ready to support Red, who looks done with this day already.   KITTY: (to Red) Now, let’s get you upstairs for your nap. (to Eric, Hyde) And boys, he needs quiet, so no shenanigans.   ERIC: Mom, please, we haven’t shenaniganed in about six years.   HYDE: We’ve hooliganed.   ERIC: We’ve no-goodniked.   HYDE: We’ve ne’er done well.   ERIC:  And just last week, we found ourselves rabble-rousing.   RED: Will you shut up?   Eric and Hyde, both laughing, step aside so that Red can go through the door to the living room...   INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM – DAY   And find Fez standing in front of his chair with a balloon and flowers.   FEZ: Welcome home, Dad!   RED: You. You’ve got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter!   He slowly advances on Fez, who somehow just doesn’t get the danger he’s in.   FEZ: Hey, I did you a favor. That girl’s been passed around this town -   KITTY/ERIC/HYDE: NO!   Eric and Hyde pull Red back as Kitty rushes over to Fez and takes him by the shoulders.   KITTY: Okay. You’ve already given him one heart attack. That’s enough. Now hush.   She gently pushes a pouting Fez down to the couch. Eric crosses to the coffee table and grabs a small bowl full of candy.   ERIC: (to Fez) Hey, look, buddy – raisinets!   Instantly happy once more, Fez takes the candy and chows down.   Kitty hurries back over to Red and leads him to the stairs.   KITTY: (to Red) Okay, okay. Naptime.   She sees him halfway up the staircase, then lets him go the rest of the way on his own as she leans over the railing.   KITTY (cont’d): Oh, and Steven, he has a check-up next week during my shift, so I need you to take him.   HYDE: Mrs. Forman, I told you, I’m working then.   KITTY: Oh, that’s right. Eric, could you -   ERIC: No, Mom. I’m not gonna be here, remember? I’m moving away.   KITTY: (beat) Oh, so you’re still going?   ERIC: Yes, I’m still going. It’s college. I have to register for classes.   KITTY: Fine.   ERIC: Mom, I gotta get out of here.   KITTY: (short) Fine!   ERIC: Great.   KITTY: Great!   ERIC: Fine!   Kitty turns away and heads up the stairs. Eric scoffs, points after her and looks to Hyde, “can you believe that?” Hyde offers a shrug, “what can you do?”   The front door opens. In walks LAURIE, suitcase in hand. She sets it down by the couch and crosses to the boys.   LAURIE: (to Eric) Hey, little brother. (to Hyde) Hey, orphan. (to Fez) Hey, hubby.   Fez stands.   FEZ: Don’t “hubby” me! I’m mad at you.   LAURIE: Aww. But I brought you a souvenir.   She pulls a crystal shot glass from her purse and presents it to Fez.   ERIC: Oh, look, Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass still sticky with tequila.   FEZ: (to Laurie) Aww, you shouldn’t have.   LAURIE: No biggie. Some guy left it in my room.   She struts her way into the kitchen.   CUT TO:   INT. HUB - EVENING   A modest evening. “You Don’t Own Me” by Lesley Gore plays on the jukebox. At a center table, Jackie sits alone, reading a newspaper. Kelso, in a leather jacket and a PPPD T-shirt, enters, struts over to her table and leans on the back of an empty chair.   Jackie barely glances over her paper to look at him, which Kelso takes for her checking him out.   KELSO: Yep. Just picked up the shirt today. It’s a tight fit, so it really shows off all that swimming I’ve been doing.   He makes a show of sliding his jacket off and showing his arms before sitting down. Only then does he notice what Jackie’s up to.   KELSO (cont’d): Are you reading a newspaper?   JACKIE: Yeah.   KELSO: Are you reading the news part of a newspaper?   Jackie raises her eyebrows at him.   JACKIE: That is where the news is, Michael.   KELSO: Yeah, but since when do you read it?   JACKIE: Since I decided to keep up with interesting things going on in the world.   She disappears back behind her paper.   Kelso’s eyes dart back and forth; he’s not used to this from Jackie. He snatches one of the other sections from the table and struggles to get it open and propped up before him in imitation of her.   KELSO: Well, here’s something interesting – Snoopy is playing in a tennis tournament.   Jackie lets out a long breath, refusing to meet Kelso’s stare and smirk.   FADE TO BLACK   COMMERCIAL   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – DAY   The next morning. Kitty is at the stovetop in her somewhat untidy nurse’s uniform, hastily putting together breakfast plates – one with eggs and bacon, one with eggs and pancakes, and one with egg whites and lean ham.   Hyde enters through the patio door in his half-open chef’s jacket, a small pharmacy bag in hand. He drops more than sets it on the counter.   HYDE: Here’s Red’s heart medication, Mrs. Forman.   He lets out a big yawn. Kitty presses a cup of coffee into his hands. He nods in appreciation, takes out a wad of bills from his pants pocket, and throws it on the stovetop. Kitty takes it and pockets it.   KITTY: Thank you, honey. And I’ll get this money put into your savings account on my way home.   HYDE: Mrs. Forman, I’ve told you I don’t need a savings account. Just pay a bill.   Of course, this is the moment when Eric walks in from the living room.   ERIC: “Pay a bill?” (to Kitty) Mom, what does he mean? Is money that tight?   KITTY: It’s nothing.   ERIC: No, ‘cause... I mean, Donna and I are both working, so if you need to take a little out of my college fund -   KITTY: Listen, both of you – the money in those accounts is for you. Don’t worry. We’ll be fine.   She takes the pancake plate and passes it to Eric.   KITTY (cont’d): You just eat your breakfast.   Eric examines his plate.   ERIC: Chocolate-chip caramel whipped cream pancakes? Mom, you’re not gonna bribe me into staying home from school with super sweet breakfast food. (checks the plate) And where are the sprinkles?   KITTY: No, no, the pancakes are an apology. I overreacted before. Of course, you have to go to school.   ERIC: So... that’s it? No guilt?   KITTY: That’s right. Now, I’m late for work. (to Hyde) I’ll pick up the dry cleaning and drop off the packages at the post office. You make sure Red eats his breakfast, and only his breakfast – egg whites and heart-healthy ham. Oh, and remember you promised to give Schatzi his bath.   She pats Hyde’s cheek and hurries out the door.   Hyde looks down at the plate meant for Red, pointedly avoiding Eric’s smirk.   ERIC: Now you’re bathing our wiener dog?   HYDE: (beat) He keeps coming down to the basement. His fur-stink’s become incriminating evidence.   Red enters from the living room. Eric crosses to the kitchen table as Hyde presses Red’s breakfast into his hands.   HYDE (cont’d): Here you go, Red.   Red looks down at his meal.   RED: Where’s the yellow part of these eggs? That’s the baby bird. That’s the part I want to eat.   Hyde crosses his arms and shakes his head, while Eric chuckles and digs into his breakfast.   CUT TO:   INT. HUB – DAY   On a slow afternoon, Donna and Jackie enjoy lunch at a center table.   DONNA: Wow, Jackie. You’ve really been showing Kelso the cold shoulder.   JACKIE: Well, he deserves it. I told him I needed the summer to think things over, and he’s been after me the whole time.   DONNA: I guess that means you choose Hyde.   JACKIE: No! I told him I needed the summer to think things over, and he hasn’t spoken to me that whole time! I am so over them both.   Kelso enters, still in his police shirt and jacket. He strolls over to the girls’ table, grabs at the badge logo printed on his shirt, and stretches it out as if it were a real badge.   KELSO: Ladies. You have the right to remain foxy.   Donna shakes her head. Jackie rolls her eyes, stands, and pushes past Kelso on her way out the door.   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN BASEMENT – NIGHT   That night. Donna and Eric sit close on the couch, going through college materials.   ERIC: Oh, my God, Donna. Madison has a course called “The Social Significance of Jedi Culture.”   He makes a show of gaping in delight as Donna rolls her eyes.   Kitty, still in nurse’s uniform, comes down the stairs with an entry laundry basket. She crosses to the dryer and begins unloading it.   ERIC (cont’d): Mom, why are you doing laundry? It’s almost midnight.   KITTY: Well, with the double shift, this is the only time I have to do it.   Eric sighs. He sets down the brochure and stands.   ERIC: Okay, don’t do this.   KITTY: Do what?   ERIC: Come down here in the middle of the night, doing laundry, looking like hell -   KITTY: Oh, excuse me!   ERIC: No, I – I’m just saying, you’re trying to make me feel guilty for not leaving, and it’s not gonna work. I can’t stay here, okay? I have to go off and live my life. I deserve that! Mom, I deserve a chance!   KITTY: Okay, okay. No need to use your squeaky voice. I understand that you have to leave. I have bigger things to worry about than making you feel guilty.   She gathers up the laundry and heads back up the stairs.   Donna looks up at Eric, who looks after his mom.   DONNA: Eric, if you feel like you need to stay... I mean, we can talk about -   ERIC: No! No.   He sits back down.   ERIC (cont’d): We’re leaving next week and that’s final.   DONNA: Okay.   They no sooner turn back to the brochure than the basement door opens and Red steps in, wearing pajamas and bathrobe. He has a plate in his hands, with toast that he dips into very runny egg yolks.   RED: (to Eric) Yeah. It’s egg yolks. And I don’t care if you tell your mother. She doesn’t scare me.   KITTY (v.o.): Eric, I almost forgot...   Red tosses the toast aside, drops the plate, and high tails it back up the outside stairwell.   CUT TO:   INT. HALLWAY – DAY   The next day. The upstairs hall of the Pinciotti house. Kelso strolls up to Donna and Jackie’s bedroom door. He’s about to knock when he notices the sounds coming from inside – “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You” by Led Zeppelin, and sniffling. Quietly, he opens the door, and we cut to:   INT. DONNA’S BEDROOM - DAY   Kelso finds Jackie curled up on the end of her cot. Her arms and legs are wrapped around a pillow stuffed inside a black Led Zeppelin T-shirt, and a tissue is in her hands. Tears are in her eyes.   Kelso slowly crosses over to Donna’s bed. He points to the record player.   KELSO: That’s Zeppelin. (points to pillow) That’s a Zeppelin shirt. That’s Hyde’s Zeppelin shirt, his favorite one. I know ‘cause one time I tried to use it to clean out a paintbrush. He kicked my ass, stole my shirt, and made me use it instead.   A fresh sob wells up from Jackie’s throat. She turns around so her back is to Kelso.   KELSO (cont’d): You still love him, don’t you? There was never really a choice, was there?   JACKIE: What do you want, Michael?   KELSO: (beat)  Nothing. Look, Jackie... (sits) I know I’ve been with a lot of girls, but you’re the only real serious girlfriend I’ve ever had, and you’ll always be special to me. When I found out you and Hyde were together, I couldn’t believe I’d really lost you for good. And all I could think about was getting you back. But seeing you this summer... I mean, after being with Hyde, and then on your own, you’ve changed. You’re more thoughtful, more well-read – I think you’ve become a complicated woman. And I don’t want none of that.   Jackie turns around just enough to glare at Kelso.   KELSO (cont’d): But I think Hyde still does. And you obviously want him. And you should, because you two were good for each other. Not like us. So... so you don’t have to worry about me chasing you anymore.   Jackie turns all the way around.   JACKIE: Michael, do you mean that?   KELSO:  Yeah. I release you.   He holds his hands out in front of him and mimes a bird’s wings flapping.   KELSO (cont’d): Fly, little bird. Fly, fly away!   He spreads his hands out, looks up, and makes a noise that sounds something like an object getting caught in a ceiling fan.   KELSO (cont’d): (to Jackie) That was you.   Jackie offers a weak chuckle and dabs at her eyes.   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - NIGHT   Later that night. Eric and Donna are on the couch again, watching TV. The basement door flies open and Hyde staggers in. His clothes are dirty and torn, there are bite marks on his arm and claw scrapes on his shirt, and Schatzi shakes in his arms.   Eric and Donna both stand.   DONNA: What the hell happened?   HYDE: I was taking Schatzi for a walk, and we got to the corner, and you know the Anderson house there, with the Great Dane? He got out of the yard.   ERIC: Oh, my God. He went for Schatzi?   HYDE: No, he went for me. Schatzi bit the bastard in the groin and then tore his ear and sent him running. It was so badass.   Hyde sets Schatzi down. He struggles to stand back up straight.   ERIC: Man, are you okay?   HYDE: I’m fine. I’ve gotta get ready for my shift, but before that, I need to find that doggie thyroid crap for your little wiener dog.   DONNA: What is with you and animals now? When did you get so knowledgeable on pet care?   HYDE: I got roped into helping with the cat when me and Jackie were...   He trails off; he can’t finish the thought. He drops down into the lawn chair and stairs blankly down at the coffee table.   DONNA: You’re not over her, are you?   Hyde doesn’t answer.   ERIC: You still love her, don’t you? (to Donna) Look at him. So choked up he can’t even speak.   Hyde’s throat pulses. He tugs at the top of his T-shirt.   DONNA: More like he can’t even swallow.   Hyde points to her, “bingo.”   DONNA (cont’d): Okay... Hyde, we’ll take care of Schatzi’s thyroid. Why don’t you go take care of the rabies shot?   Hyde points again, nods, and scrambles to his feet and back out the door.   He’s no sooner gone than Kitty comes downstairs with another empty laundry basket. She goes straight to the dryer and unloads it.   ERIC: Mom, you’re still behind on laundry?   KITTY: Oh, I sat down just to rest my feet for a few minutes when I got home and – and before you know it, I... (checks watch) Oh, God, I’m late for work.   ERIC: You’re working tonight? (points to door) Hyde’s working tonight? You both worked during the day.   KITTY: Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time. Steven makes people a big, salty dinner, and then they come my way. (laughs) Now, there’s food in the... oh, who am I kidding? There’s no food!   She hands Eric the laundry basket and scrambles back up the stairs.   Eric walks over to the deep freeze. He sets the laundry down on it, leans against the basket. He whirls around to face Donna.   ERIC: They can’t do this to me. They cannot do this to me. I gotta get out of here. Of all the people in the history of the world that have ever had to get anywhere, it is me having to get the hell out of here! I have to go! (beat) I have to stay.   He drops down onto the couch.   ERIC (cont’d): Donna, I’m sorry.   Donna sits next to him.   DONNA: Sorry? Eric, I think it’s amazing that you’d do that for your family.   They kiss.   DONNA (cont’d): And, you know, we’ll see each other on weekends.   ERIC: Oh, so you’re still going?   DONNA: Well... yeah, I mean... yeah.   ERIC: Yeah. No. Of course.   DONNA: Oh, come on. I think I know something that might make you feel better.   She leans in to kiss him again. Before she can get things going, though, Eric puts a hand on her knee.   ERIC: Hey, um... can we just, like... could we just sit for a while?   DONNA: Yeah, sure.   She scoots in closer to him. He moves his hand up to her arm, and puts his other arm around her shoulders. They lean their heads against each other and look down at their college brochures on the coffee table.   FADE TO BLACK   CREDITS   EXT. STAIRWELL – NIGHT   Another night. Eric and Donna descend the stairwell. They pause when they hear “Baby Don’t Get Hooked on Me” by Mac Davis coming from behind the door.   ERIC: Uh-oh. Country. Hyde’s sad music.   Hesitating, Donna opens the door. A wall of smoke rushes out to meet them, as we cut to:   INT. FORMAN BASEMENT – NIGHT   Eric and Donna step into a basement full of diffuse smoke. Hyde sits in his chair with Schatzi in his arms. He’s cackling like a loon, slapping at his knee and swaying in his seat. Snacks of all kinds litter the coffee table.   HYDE: (through laughter) Hey, Forman!   He waves. Eric and Donna give reluctant waves back.   ERIC: So, Hyde... how’s it going, buddy?   HYDE: (laughing) I’m freakin’ miserable, man!   A fresh wave of laughter comes on as he swipes a piece of salami from the coffee table and holds it up for Schatzi.   END.
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Marvel Imagine: School Is Hell
Avengers x 15-Year-Old (F) Reader (School Is Hell)
→ a/n: I don’t know any of the actors personally nor do I own them or their characters. What’s written below is fiction and should be thought of and treated as such. I am essentially using them as a name-claim and face-claim. I’m creating my own character and using the actors as background characters, and just using their name and features for details. I do not directly associate the actors with any ideas used in my writing. This writing is to be used for entertainment and fictional purposes only. → summary: when stupid flash goes too far,, Peter and the Avengers have a new mission; to make you feel better → warnings: idiot Flash, bullying, language, comforting bois Peter and Bucky, bad writing → word count: 1.8k → completion: done → (Y/N) - Your Name
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2rd Person POV
“Hey, Bitch!” The ever-annoying voice of Flash Thompson echoed through the hallway, reaching your ears immediately. 
Conversations stopped as Flash sauntered through the crowd like he owned the place, though, to him, he probably did. Flash was your typical elementary bully; he thought he was better than everybody because he and his parents were very affluent, and he liked to flaunt it. His mouth is always full of dumb insults he and his cronies think are so hilarious and he has different names ones for everyone. ‘Bitch,’ ‘Whore,’ and ‘Skank’ are his personal favorites for saved just for you.
He was convinced a while back that just because you said you had an internship at Stark Industries once, you were either lying to seem cool, or you were paying or having sex with one (or all) of the avengers. To any sane person, it would seem man, but to Flash, it was simple and you were the biggest slut in the school. 
“So, (Y/N)...hang out with any avengers recently?” Flash taunted but you only stared at him. “Which one did you have last night, hmm? Maybe it was Captain America or could it have been The Winter Soldier? Or maybe you had them both at the same time!”
Okay, that was too far, even for Flash. For one, you were a minor, and second, Steve and Bucky were like your uncles. Hell, you even call them ‘Uncle Steve’ and ‘Uncle Buck.’ 
Usually, you didn’t let Flash and his comments get to you but you were already having a bad day and Flash’s conspiracy theories’ weren’t helping any.
“Just leave me alone, Flash.” You went to walk around him but he just pushed you back into the lockers, causing a grunt of pain to fall from your mouth at the force.
“Just another question, Skank. Did you or did you not have sex with the avengers?” He asked once again. 
You scoffed, shaking your head in disbelief, “You really are stupid, aren’t you, Flash?” Some people laughed at that. “No. FOr the last time, I am not having sex with Captain America or The Winter Soldier, or any of the avengers for that matter! I’m their assistant for god’s sake! Get it through your thick skull!” 
You were practically shaking by the time you finished ranting, you just couldn’t believe Flash was that thickheaded.
. You tried to walk past him again but he went harder the second time around. H walked away laughing while you did your best to cradle your bloody nose and blackening eye. A string of unsavory words escaped your mouth when you felt the blood seep through your fingers but no one paid you much attention. Every person in school is always up for watching the fights that take place but when it comes to after, they ran like scared mice. You were just glad Peter wasn’t there to see. 
“(Y/N), oh my god. Are you okay?”
Speak of the devil.
His face was full of worry as he handed you tissue after tissue, and held a wet tissue to your eye, all the while you tried to fight him off.
Peter was what you’d call an overprotective older brother friend. He also had an internship at Stark Industries and you were one of the few people he entrusted with his secret identity, leading you two to become very close. You were still a bit younger than him so when you met, he immediately became like an older brother to you.
“Pete, calm down. I’ll be okay.” You tried to reassure him but he wasn’t taking any of it. 
“I just wish I could go all Spiderman on him,” he responded with a sigh, making you smile sadly. 
“I know, Pete. I think I’m just gonna head home for the day. Get me the work, will you?” Before he could object, you walked out the doors. 
He felt defeated but couldn’t dwell on it long before Ned approached him from behind to lead him to their first class. 
10 hours later
Peter was on a mission, and the first step was making sure you were nowhere near him for the next hour or two, for good reason…he promises.
He entered the tower at exactly 5:30 and, after waving to the secretary Kayla, headed to the main elevator and went up to the common room. Luckily for him, all the avengers were there, and even luckier, you were nowhere to be seen. The beeping of the elevator caused the avengers to turn around, and see Peter. They frowned, however, when they saw his face. Normally, Peter would be smiling and barely able to stand still for more than a minute at a time., but today he was completely stoic and ignoring everyone’s greetings. He marched right past Same who was attempting to give him a high five and stood in the middle of the room.
“I need your help.” He said simply, startling the others. Peter Parker is not one to ask for help.
“Whatever is the matter, Son of Spiders?” Thor asked the teen. 
Peter took a deep breath, “It’s about (Y/N).”
At your name, the others tensed. You were like a daughter to most of the team, and a sister to Pietro and Wanda. If anything happened to your family, they would not hesitate to take you in, but if something had happened to you personally, well it would probably involve some kind of violence from the assassins. Different scenarios were running through everyone’s heads but Pietro was the one who spoke for the rest. 
“Vhat is wrong with (Y/N)?” 
Peter sighed once again, muttering something remarkably similar to “Lord, give me strength,” before explaining, “This kid named Flash has been harassing (Y/N)-,’
He was cut off by Rhodey. “Wait, harassing her how?”
“Today he got in her face saying things like she is…well having sex with you guys to keep her job. She tried to walk away but he punched her a few times.”
Silence followed his words. It was like someone had taken the oxygen right out of the room because none of the avengers felt like they could breathe. They were all in total shock. You were like a part of the big family and they would always admit that, they were extremely protective of you. 
Bucky was the first to speak, “Where does he live?” His voice was full of venom, you didn’t have to look close to see the veins popping out of his neck. 
“I can’t believe I’m saying this but for once I agree with the Tin Man.” Tony pointed out, ignoring Bucky’s annoyed glare pointed at him. 
Natasha was next. Peter had to do a double-take when he saw her fiddling with a set of throwing knives. “Where is (Y/N)? She didn’t show up for work yet.” She asked.
“She left school early so I’m not-,” Peter was cut off by the sound of the elevator arriving at the floor. 
Looking over for the second time in the past half hour, everyone saw you walk out the small room, head down as if you were ashamed. They see you visibly take a breath before raising your head revealing your state. 
Gasps were heard as well as a few curses from Bucky and Natasha, Bruse even let out a low growl. 
Steve stood up from his chair and approached you before anyone else had the chance to, “Hey, (Y/N). Why don’t you sit down for a while while I grab you an ice pack.” He offered but it sounded more like a demand. Still, you shook your head.
“I’m okay, Steve. Just a bit roughed up.”
Tony scoffed at that. “C’mon, (Y/N), you look like you just went two rounds with a tornado. Have a seat.” Tony patted the back of the chair for added effect but you shook your head once again.
“For real guys, I’m okay. I’m just gonna head up to the roof for a little bit, okay?” You tried to smile but they could tell it was forced. Heading  back towards the elevator, you were internally grateful to be out of that situation fast. 
When you were gone, Peter spoke up, unsureness and worry undermining his words, “Should ..?”
But Bucky cut him off before he could finish, “Nah, I got this. Relax, Kid, she’ll be fine.” He said and giving a nod to his best friend, made his own way to the elevator, requesting Friday to bring him to the roof.
When he arrived, the super-soldier saw your hunched form on the edge of one of the law couches Tony insisted be there (despite the fact that no one even went up there normally).
“Alright there, Doll?” He asked when you didn’t seem to notice him.
You didn’t answer.
Bucky sighed and sat next to you, “Peter told us what’s been going on. Who is this kid...Flash? Pretty dumb name if you ask me.”
This time you shrugged. “He just hates me because I work here and he doesn’t. I just don’t fit in there.” Your tone was sad as you spoke and Bucky could tell.
“I know what it's like to not fit in, Doll. I probably know it better than anyone." 
"Now hold on. Don't be narcissistic."
Bucky let out a boisterous laugh that you couldn’t help but giggle along to. In no time you two were laughing and throwing playful insults back and forth. Bucky even threw in a noogie at one point. 
“Feel better, Kid?” Bucky asked once silence settled between them.
“Yeah. Thanks for this, Uncle Buck.” You leaned into your surrogate uncle’s open arm and cuddled into the side of his chest, trying not to show yourself shivering. 
“It’s cold up here. Wanna head to bed now?”
“In a minute.”
While you said only a minute, the two of you stayed up on the roof all night watching the sunrise replace the stars in the sky as the morning dew appeared on the nearby plants by the seating area. Bucky would be lying if he said he had seen something prettier because, at that moment, he was thankful to whoever was up above for this young girl next to him; and while he didn’t completely understand what you were going through at the moment, he understood what it was like to not fit in. You reminded him a whole lot of his kid sister, Rebecca, from before the war. She was always so spunky and didn’t take any crap from anyone, just like you. 
Hearing soft snores, he glanced over and saw you asleep on his left shoulder. He chuckled lowly and stood up carefully, plucking you from the couch and carrying you in his arms to the elevator. When Friday took him to your floor, he let the AI open the door for him; he set you down on your bed gently, but when he went to leave, a hand reached out and gripped his wrist. 
“Stay...please?” You asked sleepily. 
Bucky smiled. “Course, Doll.” He laid on top of the covers and allowed you to cuddle up to his metal arm.
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sineala · 7 years
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Bullet Points
Hey, Tumblr! I wanted to tell you about Bullet Points, my new favorite canonical Marvel AU, so that maybe I can convince you to love it too! So I have prepared a summary and picspam! I had not even heard of Bullet Points until I found someone on the internet saying there should be Steve/Tony fanfic set in Bullet Points. And then I read Bullet Points, and oh my God, does there ever need to be Steve/Tony fanfic set in Bullet Points.
(Don't worry, I have written some, because I try to be the change I want to see. But there needs to be more!)
Bullet Points is a five-issue limited series from 2007 by J. Michael Straczynski and Tommy Lee Edwards. It's definitely of interest to Steve/Tony fans, or at least to Steve/Tony fans who are willing to do a bit of work with the timeline to get them together. But I am pretty sure Steve/Tony fandom will like the premise.
You see, Bullet Points is a universe where skinny Steve Rogers is Iron Man in World War II. And he survives World War II. I knew you were interested.
Bullet Points takes place on Earth-70105. On this Earth, Erskine is shot the night before Rebirth is scheduled to happen -- and without Erskine, Rebirth doesn't happen. So skinny Steve Rogers, determined to serve, who has waited in line all night to have the first crack at Rebirth -- well, he impresses the men who are in charge of a different secret project. Project Iron Man.
Before we go on, I feel the need to inform you that Steve in Bullet Points is SUPER PRETTY. VERY VERY PRETTY. Here, I brought some visual aids:
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(I happen to like the art style of Bullet Points a lot, but, yeah, it's all like this. Kind of dark and smeary.)
So the Army has this giant metal weaponized suit of armor, and only a skinny 4-F guy like Steve could ever fit inside. What a coincidence! But here's the catch: he's going to need to undergo surgery to have the chestplate physically wired to his heart, via electrodes. And he's going to have to have the chestplate for the rest of his life. The chestplate is part of the control system that connects the armor to his nervous system -- yeah, yeah, Comic Book Science -- and it also acts as a dead man's switch, because the armor will self-destruct if he dies or if the Axis tries to yank him out and put their own man in.
Here's some more pictures of Steve, looking very pretty and very earnest about wanting this opportunity to serve his country:
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(I know he looks almost brunet, but he’s supposed to be blond. The actual brunets basically have their hair colored black. It’s very dark art.)
And here is Steve and his Iron Man suit, before they get hitched:
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So after the surgery -- I will omit pictures of the surgery, but Steve is conscious the entire time and of course he toughs it out and says he can take it and urges them to keep going -- the Iron Man makes his debut at Guadalcanal. (Which is, like, two years after Erskine's death; I don't know what took so long.) And of course he saves the day.
A fact that is probably of interest to you h/c junkies is that fighting in the Iron Man suit causes Steve immense physical pain and exhaustion, but of course he keeps going, because he's Steve:
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He doesn't get frozen. He fights all through the war. Later on we learn that the primary person responsible for keeping Steve in one piece is Reed Richards, who has taken time away from his outer space ambitions (yes, of course he still wants to go to space) to follow Steve around and patch him up:
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(You could probably ship Reed/Steve if you wanted. I'm just saying.)
Now I will briefly summarize some of the rest of the plot, which does intersect with the Steve plot, although honestly mostly I was just here for the Steve (and Tony) stuff and I disagree with some of the plot choices in the rest of it.
Anyway. Erskine wasn't the only death, the night before Rebirth. The MP guarding him was also gunned down -- with the same bullet -- and that man's name was Benjamin Parker. Yep. That would be Peter's Uncle Ben. Who he never gets a chance to meet. And without Uncle Ben's stabilizing influence in his life -- because, what, Aunt May doesn't count? -- he grows up into a brash, risk-taking kind of kid. The story skips ahead to when he's a teenager; we don't get precise dates, but based on the fact that the rest of modern Marvel is kicking off in these issues, and based on the design of the cars, I'm gonna date it to the early 60s. Anyway, Peter's on a field trip and his friends dare him to steal a jeep and so they do and eventually Peter ends up wandering into the gamma bomb test site and... yep, he becomes the Hulk. Yeah, okay. Fine. (Later on it turns out that Bruce Banner is in fact Spider-Man. And Strange becomes Wolverine but Wolverine is also still Wolverine. Making sense is not really a thing this AU has going for it.)
Steve, by the way, has just been given the Presidential Medal of Freedom, is a colonel, is no longer on active duty, and Reed is still trying to talk him into actually retiring because he's probably going to kill himself if he fights again. Steve tells Reed he'll be fine and that Reed should go ahead and go on his rocket mission already and stop hanging around patching him up. I mention this scene because even middle-aged Steve is still SUPER PRETTY, oh my God. Look at him:
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So of course when the Hulk starts rampaging through New York, the only person who has a shot at stopping him is, of course, Steve Rogers, the Iron Man. (They want to make more Iron Men, but unsurprisingly, very few people want to sign up for a lifetime physical bond to a suit of armor.) And so they pull him out of retirement, and they want him to suit up, and they want him to take down the Hulk.
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(I think you can make a case that going in, Steve knows it isn't going to go well. He expresses doubt that the new armaments they're proposing can take down the Hulk, but he doesn't want them to pull Reed off his rocket project and help him, and, okay, now I kind of think Steve knows what he's in for, as I'm rereading this. But he goes anyway. Oh, Steve.)
Steve fights the Hulk.
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Steve dies.
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Sure, it's tragic. But it's noble, it's pretty much exactly the death Steve would have wanted, and honestly it's the kind of death that's really, really easy to AU. *cough*
And there's still more story left!
The Fantastic Four's launch is sabotaged. Sue, Johnny, and Ben die. Reed loses an eye. At the funeral, a shadowy government figure approaches him and offers him the chance to become part of SHIELD. So Reed actually ends up the director of SHIELD, because I guess the best qualifications for that are (a) going gray at the temples and (b) having an eyepatch. Yes, that means he basically looks exactly like 616 Fury. I hope JMS thought he was hilarious when he wrote this.
And this is where Tony Stark finally enters the picture.
Here he is. He's young and pretty:
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He shows up at SHIELD because he wants the contract to make more Iron Men, and, as you can see, he wants to know why there aren't more. Reed's answer is that he doesn't want anyone to suffer like Steve did:
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And Tony, because he's Tony, also wants to volunteer himself for the Iron Man testing:
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Reed says no, because Tony has a heart condition.
Reed then introduces Tony to the actual candidate for the new Iron Man... Bucky Barnes. I neglected to mention this before, but we see Steve save Bucky's life during the war. (They don't seem to personally know each other; that's as close as they get in this AU.) Bucky feels that he owes Steve his life and wants to repay the debt. Tony thinks Bucky is a lousy candidate because he's old, but Reed is kind of snappish about being in charge here and wanting to pick someone who doesn't have a weak heart (and, understandably, Reed is sad about having lost everyone he's ever cared about and doesn't want anyone else to die). So Bucky is still the SHIELD pick for Iron Man.
Spoiler alert: Bucky does not get to be Iron Man.
Reed shows Tony around the helicarrier, introduces him to Bruce Banner (Spider-Man), and then... Galactus shows up. To destroy the planet. Yeah, it's pretty sudden.
(Also, weirdly, the beginning of the last issue dates it as forty years after Erskine's death (which would then be the 1980s), but I don't think that can be right, so I'm going to ignore that and pretend it's all still in the 60s sometime because it seems weird that Reed spent at least twenty whole years building SHIELD and wants to put 60-year-old Bucky in the suit. I know that Tony complains that Bucky is too old but that's really, really too old, isn't it? So I say we can totally ignore that dating and go with the 1960s.)
Right. Galactus. Oh no! Everyone's gonna die! But, wait, who is this dapper figure, stealing the Iron Man suit?
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Did you guess Tony Stark? You did? Did you guess that he's going to be Iron Man even though his heart might give out from the strain? You did? Oh, Tony.
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(Yeah, I'm not sure how he can wear the suit without having had the chestplate surgery either. Whatever! Comics!)
Anyway, everyone fights Galactus and the Hulk shows up and fights Galactus and dies and a lot of people die and it is noble and tragic but the Earth is saved and there is a big funeral at the end. I would just like to note that Tony survives; we see him in the background a few times. THE END.
So, obviously, I think this is perfect for Steve/Tony fandom. You can write fic where Steve doesn't die and he meets Tony! You can write fic where he and Tony knew each other at some point before the Hulk fight! Maybe Steve knew Tony when he was growing up! For the h/c fans, Steve and Tony can both have amazing chestplate-related Iron Man armor angst and pain! You can explore an all-new age difference because Steve is actually older than Tony! You can have a new and different take on Tony's hero worship of Steve, because Steve is Iron Man, because they're both Iron Man! So many story ideas!
Sure, you have to AU it! But think about, say, how many Noir Steve/Tony fics there are! And Steve doesn't even canonically exist in Marvel Noir!
The back of the Bullet Points trade paperback proclaims it to be "the Marvels of the new millennium" and while I enjoyed it a lot, as an assessment of its quality I think it's fair to say that it is definitely not the next Marvels, although from a perspective of the feels it gives me it was certainly worth it. It wasn't what you might call especially popular, meaning that I was able to find the TPB for approximately $3 new. It's on comiXology and Marvel Unlimited as well. So it is definitely easy to find and read! You all should read it! And then come write fic with me!
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magicpens · 3 years
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RILEY
By Johnny Bacala
His body is drenched in sweat, and his fists grab the linens of his bed. His head went sideways till he abruptly opened his eyes and awoke from his slumber. Another nightmare, he reasoned. He glances at his wall clock, and it's just 3 a.m. He only went to sleep a minute ago, which is ironic... He lets out a sigh... He stood up and went to the restroom. He looked at his reflection in the sink of his mirrors. He's thinking hard, since every time he wakes up from his nightmare, he doesn't recall anything, not even a fragment of it... He shook his head, opened the faucet, and let the water run before washing his face.
He didn't go back to sleep that night since he didn't feel drowsy. Instead, he just made his breakfast before heading to work.
Riley Moore is completely alone in his life; he has no family remaining because his parents were murdered in a car accident when he was still a child, which he has no recollection of.
He was raised in a foster home in the country, and no one wants to adopt him because of his strange demeanor. Riley is not like the other youngsters his age. He's quiet, cautious, and doesn't say much. Until he reaches the age of adolescence. He left the foster home, saying goodbye to the nuns who tended to him...difficult, but he doesn't care since he hasn't felt anything since he was a child. He lives in seclusion. Because of his obsession with literature, he didn't even finish his education. He learnt a great deal on his own...
Riley works in a downtown library. His shift runs from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. He only makes enough money to live on.
"Oh? Riley, honey, you're early. Don't tell me you got a nightmare again" --- Rose said. 
Rose is the one lady who embraces him and assists him whenever he is plagued by his Demons... Riley is a shambles. Except for Rose, he doesn't let anyone into his life. Riley is also a gay man. It didn't disturb him, though. Instead, despite his daily struggles, he continued to live...
He simply nodded to Rose and returned to his station, where he swept the floor and cleaned all the books. Riley is a hardworking individual, which is why Rose is pleased with his assistance; he does not complain or react to his surroundings.
Riley is sitting tiredly on a chair, reading his favorite book after cleaning. The Art of Not Giving a Fuck. He's been reading this book since he was in his mid teens.
The bell rings, indicating that someone has entered. He got up and waited... Until he came upon a gorgeous guy standing in front of a shelf. He can't take his gaze away from him.
"Hey? Mr.? I'm gonna pay for this book." 
When a gentle hand brushed his face, he snapped out of his daze. He flinches slightly before refocusing. The guy removes his hand; it's barely a second that the cute man touches his face, but he immediately longs for the softness and warmth of his hands, and the cute man simply stares at him as if he's the oddest person he's ever encountered.
"Are you okay man?" 
"U-uhm y-yeah" the guy stop when he hears his voice
"Relax, Mr. Riley, I won't hurt you."
"H-how did you know me?" Riley asked the guy.
"Hmm nothing. I just know you." He smiled charmingly. 
Riley's heart skipped when Rose showed up eventually.
"Who are you talking to?" ---Rose asked him.
"Uhm?" He roamed his eyes around the store and he didn't find the guy anymore.
"N-nothing." He blushed. 
"Hmmm but your cheeks say otherwise." Rose teasingly smiles at him. 
After his shift Riley went home. While walking he felt the brush of the wind through his skin. 
"You're walking alone? I see.." he didn't respond, he just looked at the Guy walking beside him.
"Oh... You didn't even flinch..." He chuckled.
"What do you want?" Riley asked rudely.
"Nothing. I just want to join you..you're walking right?"
Riley ignored him and he just talked and talked and talked...and after that night ended he felt something... He looked in a mirror for himself and smiled for the first time because of that Guy… One week had gone and he was still expecting; every time the bell chimed, he anticipated to see the Guy, but then he was disappointed when he didn't.
Riley is cleaning one wonderful day. When the bell rang, he was unconcerned.
"Uh.." 
he suddenly stopped from what he was doing when he heard the voice. But he shook his head and continued.
"Mr. Riley, e-excuse me." 
He closed his eyes and his jaw tightened.
"What" he coldly asked.
"I just want to know what's the problem?"
Riley just rolled his eyes and shrugged, he walked into the storage room and kept all the cleaning materials he used. 
"M-mr. Riley!" The Guy shouted to his ear and he jumped off scared.
"What the hell is your problem!" He retorted back but the Guy just smiled at him. Cutely. 
"Hahaha! You're mad, I see." He even nodded his head.
Riley just massaged the side of his head, this Guy giving me a headache.
"Oh! Before anything else. I am Archie."
"Sorry.. I'm not...."
The Guy just laughs so hard until he catches his breath and even holds his stomach. Riley just frowned. 
"Tsk" was the only last word he said.
"W-wait!" The Guy said.
"Wait Riley! You got it wrong!" He grabs Rileys' hand so he stops. 
"Hahaha! I mean, my name is Archie." 
Riley just scratches his nape and feels himself blushing and being shamed.
"It's okay R-Riley, there is nothing to be ashamed of."
The Guy---Archie softly said. 
Oh no, he hates me already... he thought
They started hanging out when they got to know each other. They visit various locations, eat, play, and simply hang out. Riley, on the other hand, is disturbed every time they go out since everyone looks at them strangely... They act as though they don't have the right to go outside.
One day, Rose confronted Riley about his behavior.
"Riley, son. Do you have anything to say?" Rose asked.
Riley stops organizing the books and faces Rose..
"What do you mean?"
"Uh.. is there something bothering you lately?"
"Uh! Rose, direct to the point please?"
"I mean, don't be shocked but who are you talking to?"
"Ah... He--he is A-archie...h-he i-is my f-friend." Riley stuttered, shy and confused.
"Oh.. i-is he n-nice?" Rose aske teary eyed.
"Wh-what's the matter Rose?"
"N-nothing..." Rose left him with a soft smile.
Riley shrugged it off. He just thought that Rose was happy for him...
Rose, on the other hand, pulls out her phone and calls... She dialed the number for the Treatment Center... She went out to seek for Riley after receiving the call.
Riley is alone, laughing and chatting into thin air, and she is taken aback. Her tears started to pour as she covered her mouth... Riley is almost like a son to him. 
She had no relatives or children, so when Riley came into her life and she learned about his background, she was both sad and pleased because she thought fate had a hand in it. Riley was handled as if she were her own and now, she doesn't know what she's gonna do. 
Riley talk with Archie while hes cleaning the shelf, 
"Arch, they're all acting weird, don't you think?"
"I don't know...maybe they're not happy seeing you with me." Archie replied with a pout. 
"Nah! Nonsense!" Riley says playfully. "I think Rose will love you. She's like a mother to me, swear."
Archie just smiles and plays with the books.
Their bond lasts for months as Rose worries about how she will inform Riley that there is no Archie exists. Riley is the only one who is aware of what is going on. There is no such thing as Archie. They hung out every time they went outside. It's all Riley, all by himself... which is why people look at him as if he's insane...Talking alone, Hanging out alone, eating alone, but all Riley knew was he's with Archie..
The idea of Riley being out of himself doesn't sit well with Rose, so she seeks help.
"Ms. Rose McWorthy?" The nurse called...
She followed the nurse and got inside a room. She sitted and nervously waited. The Doctor suddenly comes and sits. 
"Ms. McWorthy." The doctor smiled.
"Uhh..." She hesitates because maybe Riley will get mad at her but she has to do this. She breathes deeply, closes her eyes for a second before opening it again with determination..
"T-this is not about me..." Then she started to tell everything... After an hour... Their time is already done.
"I believe you have to set a schedule for your son Ms. McWorthy...this is painful to hear but some people who have Schizophrenia commits suicide..."
Rose didn't take it well, tears are running down to her face. She cried and cried. Pity for Riley...
The next few months, Riley always talks with Archie, hangs out with the guy who he doesn't know if it's real. Rose didn't take anymore...
"Riley, can we talk?" Rose asks.
Riley looks at Archie sitting beside him... 
"Uhh..I'm having a conversation with my friend here." 
Rose shakes her head and pleads. Until Riley stands and excuses himself to Archie..
"What do you want to talk about?" Riley asks politely.
"I have a friend who can help you.."
"Help me with what?"
"With your condition..Uh...R-Riley. Listen to me carefully."
Confusion was evident on his face. Riley is baffled..
"Your friend isn't real... It's all in your mind.." Rose sighs.
"W-what d-do y-you---Archie? Isn't it real? Stop joking! He's just sitting with me a while ago... And you see it don't you?" Riley raises his voice... 
"No--no. I am not kidding Riley! He is not real! He is just a pigment of your imagination because of what happened to you in the past or what so." 
"No! I don't believe you, he's just sitting right there! Right now!" Riley said while pointing at the door as if Archie was really there.
Riley rushes outside and goes to Archie. 
"See? He's just sitti---" he was cut off when he saw in the mirror that there is no reflection of Archie sitting on a chair. 
He again looks at Archie but the guy is just smiling at him. He just turned to the mirror and it still didn't change. There is no Archie sitting. When he turned his head back to the guy he was gone..
Riley just cried and cried...
"N-no! N-no.. this ain't real." He tiredly seated and brushed his hair with his hands. Frustrated crying. Rose was crying too and tried to touch him but he evaded it and stood and ran outside.
"RILEY!" Rose shouted... 
Riley was at a loss about what to do when he arrived home. He is skeptical of everything he witnesses. He can't tell the difference between what's real and what's not... He wailed quietly, screamed, shouted, and threw anything he could get his hands on.
Everything transpired in his memory like a flashback of his life... He sobbed uncontrollably till he felt a hand on his shoulder. He was taken aback when he noticed Archie smiling at him.
"Everything is going to be okay...Everything's gonna be alright, just stay strong..."
Riley just stared at him and hugged him...
"Th-they say-said y-you're-not re-real!" He cried on his shoulder.
Archie just smiled at him. He let go of Riley... They sit together... Archie hummed a song to him. It's a song his mother sings to him when he's asleep.
Ili-ili tulog anay,
Wala diri imong nanay.
Kadto tienda bakal papay.
Ili-ili tulog anay.
ili ili tulog anay
wala diri imo nanay
kadto tienda bakal papay
Ili-ili tulog anay.
mata kana tabangan mo.
ikarga ang nakompra ko.
kay bug-at man sing putos ko.
tabangan mo ako anay..
kay bug-at man sing putos ko..
tabangan mo ako anay...
ili ili tulog anay
wala diri imo nanay
kadto tienda bakal papay
Ili-ili tulog anay...
***********
The next day, Riley was nowhere...
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