not to be Monoshmirtz on main, but I watched My Fair Goalie today and now I have a new conspiracy theory
it starts with Monogram being sick, which he initially blames on Carl because well, he blames Carl for everything until
a certain evil scientist calls in sick (not really sure why he calls Mono for this since he isn't his boss but my point stands)
Now you would think the only person (platypus?) who regularly sees both Doof and Mono is Perry however
he's perfectly healthy
(and we can tell from "Brain Drain" that Perry can catch human colds)
and we know the cold started with Doof because in his prerecorded Evil Monologue, he mentions that he skipped his Vitamin C supplement for a day.
Which begs the question... when were Mono and Doof hanging out? What were they doing together without Perry? Are they drinking buddies? Do they regularly hang out outside of work? Were they on a date?
Furthermore, Mono's mission for Perry wasn't stopping Doof from doing evil, since he was too sick to be a threat, but to make him feel better. Yes, he claims it is because both he and Carl came into work despite being ill but lbr he's just being a concerned boyfriend
TLDR; Francis Monogram and Heinz Doofenshmirtz were on a date and Doof got his boyfriend sick, so now Mono sends his best agent to take care of him
this is random but I was on TikTok earlier and the user @scribblue showed up on my FYP and they post a lot of Monoshmirtz content and I can't download their vids, but it seemed up your alley 👀
I lied I found one I could download ;)
OH MY GOD IT'S MY SHIP FHAKFJSKDS I'm living for the facepalm at the end dhskfhskdsk
I feel like I'm the only one writing/drawing Monoshmirtz right now so naturally I'm making them do weird shit. But god, they are actually such a wholesome ship to me... I don't think of the weird shit I write about when I think of them, I think of them going out holding hands in the park with Perry resting between them... And I think of them being good parents to Human! Perry... I'm pretty sure the reason I go to dark places when I write about them is bc I'm using them to deal with my traumas and gender dysphoria... And don't get me wrong. My headcanons are dark. That's why I'm feeling guilty about "corrupting" my favorite childhood show... I really was not like this when... a person was shipping them with me... but now they might be homophobic and stopped... See this is why I like it when I look at other people's stuff when shipping. Everyone's ideas are nice and cool while mine are... so rooted in my perspective and as a result are pretty... eh.
...Anyway they are such a nice ship... Other monoshmirtz fans are you sure this (pointing to myself) is the person you want to represent your ship? Pls do something I am starving