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[wynnyfryd]

💖 2024 Steddie Fic Recs 💖

@thefreakandthehair and i were talking about how so many of the fics we can name off the top of our heads are from right after the show came out because we were still actively making rec lists back then, so:

in no particular order i present to you an incomplete list of fics i love that were published or completed within the last two months

short fics (<10k)

Found God In A Tomato by @beetlesandstarss 5.7k | rated M | fluff, text fic

syrupy sweet strangers to first date fic. without spoiling anything, eddie is a flustered cutie and steve is a fuckin' menace who's lucky he's so hot

he tightened he grip by @steddieas-shegoes 1.3k | rated E | crack not treated remotely seriously

Mickala beloved your commitment to the bit makes me wanna commit myself to you 💍

Slide It In by gayhandshake 1.8k | rated E | multimedia crack

another truly impeccable work of crack fic, i laughed so hard at the first image that i made it the icon for my private discord server

what's that sound? (there's a funny man at my door) by @jewishrat420 4.8k | rated M | spicy six text fic

laughed out loud at this fic so many times i really don't know what else to tell you. as a matter of fact, i went to look at my bookmark note to see what else i had to say about it when i read it, and my note just says "fucking hilarious i laughed out loud like 6 times" 💀 did not do not will never know what else to tell you except that the phrase "the goyim of gender" just randomly pops into my brain once every four or so days now

medium fics (10-20k)

In the Kitchen or the Tulips by @teddywesworl 44k | rated E | telepathic soulmate AU

this fic said "watch me flip this trope inside out like a freshly cubed half of an avocado" and then DELIVERED. i finished this fic and then stared at the side of my husband's head for long enough that he looked over and went "wtf are you doing" lmao hush baby i am contemplating the implications

they're going to send us to prison for jerks by @greatunironic 16k | rated E | social media AU

okay firstly the premise of this fic is so specifically and delightfully unhinged; love that i'm not the only one who looks at a random tiktok account and manically whispers to myself "there's a fic in there somewhere." secondly the execution is a 10 outta 10 outta 10 outta TEN

long fics (50k+)

Sneaky Link by @morningberriesao3 152k | rated E | onlyfans au

the sex is HOT the boys are dumb as goddamn ROCKS what more do you need? oh, what's that? you do need more? sick because this fic also has: the tags "cum slut eddie munson" and "everyone is gay (because i say so)", chrissy the homophobe slayer being the cutest little spy, and jason getting his ass whooped, like, spiritually. on a spiritual level. physically unharmed but that boy's soul is missing teeth do u understand what i am saying

podfics!

it was love, love alone read by @reena-jenkins 21min | rated E

am i technically reccing my own fic on my own fic rec list? you bet your sweet ass i am, i don't even care how tacky that is reena's performance is hilarious and deserves to be listened to at least 40 more times while doing the dishes

relax (lay it back) read by @flintandfuss 1hr 10min | rated E | yogi dom steve x sub eddie

listen if i'm already being gauche then i gotta include my internet wife's belated birthday present to me, like i gotta. morally and lustfully obligated.

Schiava by @teddywesworl read by aheada_lettuce 1hr 30min | rated E | kas!eddie AU

said it once already today and i'll say it again, i cannot believe one of the best reading voices i've ever heard belongs to a person i mentally refer to as fucking lettuce LOL anyway this read is incredible and i have listened to it Times(tm)

and lastly, if you want more recs (like, 348 more specifically), you can browse my full list of public st bookmarks here

#steddie #steddie fic #steddie fic recs #i'm still playing catch up on tbrs from 2023 so don't have a ton of new fics to rec just yet but these are all excellent i promise <3 #steve harrington #eddie munson

[alonetogether]

its me again sorry i think im gonna get addicted to sending you anons now because i have no one to listen to me talk about fob but i just thought it would be funny to tell u that i listened to my futct cd to fall askeep almost every night for like. years as a teenager. and like i was lgoing to sleep so i wasnt doing mega lyric analysis or anything but it must have absorbed into my brain because im so deranged about it and the obsession is coming back so quick 😭 p2 is so real and sooo crazy like thats literally pete aand patrick....

OMG HAI IS THIS BIG TEXT ANON ill just reply to what you said in your other ask here, im so soo happy to hear you are getting back into fob :,-))) its the same as me actually! i used to be in bandom from srar to the start of abap era and kinda left until like... early last year and now im stuck here again its so much more fun though! and you saying you went to TWO abap shows has me sooo jelly, that is the only post-hiatus era i havent seen fob live and i regret it so much those shows mustve been amazing

AND NOW YOUR NEW ASK literally if you just wanna dm me or ask for my discord literally go ahead i could talk on end about fob especially since we're both relatively newly coming back to them :-3 BUT I TOTALLY GET THAT I HAVE THOSE MOMENTS WHERE IM IN THE SHOWER A LOT WHERE IM LIKE. wait. these lyrics... this is SO pete and patrick, recently one of my shower moments(tm) was thinking about its not a side effect of the cocaine with peterick in mind. to say i nearly blew up in my bathroom is an understatement... "why can you read me like no one else i hide behind these words but im coming out..." is soo.... yeah.

#even if you dont type in big ass text i will imagine it. its your thing now

[nulltune]

&&. ‎@igniferous is not safe from the besties

i didn't rb a meme and u didn't send me anything but i love and just wanted to fill this out fot them okok <3

texts the other memes at 3 am: hakuno!!!! but very out of context and very likely to be cats. wolf would probably be like "wtf is this". would like to think that infects him a lil bit tho! and the next time he sees a meme he's just -squints eyes- -tentatively sends to the moon menace girl- (wolf vc this is what she calls a "meem" isn't it 🤨)

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: hakuno: "hey wouldn't it be fun if we-" wolf: "no." (she manages to drag him into it anyway)

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: don't think neither of them would ever be Wasted(TM) but hakuno doesn't enjoy drinking so she'd appoint herself designated driver. i just imagine chilly drunk wolf in the passenger seat telling her some story while hakuno is :| but listening attentively actually. seems fine and dandy except hakuno's not the best driver and with the way she's driving, you'd think they're from gta pulling the biggest bank heist in the world (hakuno: this is a nice podcast -bounces up from speedbump but it unbothered bc she's too short to hit the car roof- -she would've gotten a concussion if she did-) (wolf: SVFKSG ok anyway- it was 428472 years ago when FEKGJSJFKSJFKDKFJ)

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: ok but i'm thinking wolf........ because hakuno would come over and wooooh oh hey it's real hecking late now! she's fine with going back herself (even though she's homeless actually) but hold on wolf's not gonna let her go into the dead of the night like that-- it's dangerous 😤 who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: don't think either would have one but!! i imagine hakuno talking abt it (unable to buy it tho bc she's penniless 😔 /hj) every now and then and wolf ends up getting one some day. he doesn't say it but hakuno sees that there's an account with her name on it already and she's just :0 !!

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: hakuno would split the work between em! it's funner that say, she thinks (hakuno: nod nod.) so if she brings the snacks, he supplies the movie, and vice versa. it'd be so funny tho because it'd rlly show the difference between poor simple girl hakuno and rich boy wolf sjghdjg

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: 🤔 i don't think they'd ever get into a serious fight but maybe wolf. .. after he says it hakuno's like "...we were fighting?"  Σ(°ロ°)

is the ‘ mom friend ‘: WOLFF ok hear me out!!! i just think he'd be like those seemingly very strict but actually caring mothers okok. also hakuno's good at taking care of others but not herself so, yes. wolf pls look after ur bestie thank uuu

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: hakuno and she'd be so extra p l s ...... tosses pebbles at his window (if he has one) to get his attention and then starts singing happy birthday with the most flat voice everrrr. bonus: you know that one scene in kungfu panda 2? where po's yelling to shen but he's so far away shen can't hear him? if that happens with them i just know hakuno's chaotic enough to start climbing the damn walls to get to wolf 😭😭 (hakuno vc it's faster-)

is the better wingman to the other: somehow i feel like they both could be a real good wingman for each other :chinhands: it'd make for an interesting scenario tho!! i think it'd be vvv fun to explore >:3

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: hakuno can kick ass so i think she might just be the strong in that aspect (tho i think wolf is pog at magic!!! iirc!) (...wolf teaching hakuno magic when? 🧐) but she doesn't choose violence okok-- she's the strong that encourages wolf to show more of his sweet side 😌

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: wolf with a very big sigh after hakuno's continuous and not so subtle hints for him to sing ("do you want the next song?" "there's no need to be shy" "oh, this song seems like it'd be fun. want to try?") but it comes with the condition that she sings with him !! hakuno chooses drop pop candy and if wolf feels like he might die from embarrassment i would not blame him!

#igniferous #&&. out of #q. #WEEPS EEVVVEEE!!! I SAW UR MESSAGES THRU MY NOTIFS AND I SOBBB- #but basically yes i love them ❤ AND IM GONNA PROPERLY SCREAM AT U AT A LATER TIME BC schedule is packed 2dayy ^_T #IN THE MEANTIME THO HAVE THIS!!!!! (I THROW THIS @ U LIKE A POTATO) (softly......) (...affectionately 😌💖) #i just have a lot of thoughts abt them okok- #AND FEEL ABSOLUTELY FREE TO CORRECT ME ON ANY OF THEM AY ! i always welcome ur thoughts >:3 #long post /

[lunetual]

ok this will be fun :>

for e'last (ofc) :: 11 & 17

for wanna one (...ofc) :: 2 & 6 PLEASE <3

hi eri bestie !! ;alskdfjlasdk so true theee beloveds huh... ofc ofc under the cut to spare the dash :') thank u for sending in and thank u for starting game night as always hehe

game night... send me a kpop group + a number :)

e'last + 11. What do you love about this group?

wahhh what don't i love!! eri i know you Get It like... when you're like... oh... ult group incoming... and then suddenly they live in your heart. but to quantify it as much as i can: i also love their theatricality, as you mentioned! and i love the grand sweeping orchestral style of their title tracks; it's something that's less common in the kpop landscape and they do it well. i think their choreography is always beautiful and intricate and to a MAN they are performers who perform! off the stage and out of the studio, i think their group dynamic is full of a gentle quiet love... not that THEY are all quiet and gentle but the love between them is so solid and steady... they are all so comfy with each other!

e'last + 17. Favorite look from your bias?

u sent me this bc u know i fully bias half the group!!! in reverse age order, for yejun it is his debut era chocolate brown curls, what they call his choco poodle look... for hyuk it is of COURSE the iconic toc/dangerous era silver ponytail... for romin i waffle back and forth every day but let's get some color in here i really did adore the dark dream royalty styling along w/ his purple like he is a PRINCELING! and for my beloved yeop it's whenever he goes on fancafe and uploads like 8 photos from the same day and he looks soft and ethereal and very boyfie. anyway the flowers were so cute....

wanna one + 2. How did you decide on your bias?

girl...... when you know you Know...... so like honestly speaking i had a vague interest in niel even before i got into wanna one bc a) paranoia was soooo good and b) ceo businessman niel go king go! but personality-wise when i was watching pd101 it was like... ohhh he's exactly my type of guy huh. like you know... sure of himself outwardly... cheerful and bright and honestly!! a dork !! devoted to his cats !! i love him he's my best friend like not to get parasocial about it but i just KNOW we suck at texting and staying in touch but like whenever we manage to coordinate our schedules to catch up it is as natural as anything we pick up right where we left off it is just easy n comfortable and we always have stories to tell and places to go !!

wanna one + 6. Your favorite song and why?

as you know i think there is no ballad like a wanna ballad like they had main vocals who SANG........ and i am going to cheat and say <3 the beautiful trilogy :') i think beautiful is really one of their Iconic(TM) songs and choreos, beautiful part II is my specific beloved bc i love the intro and i think they all sound SO good, and beautiful part 3...... eri they did that for US i can't NOT love her you know?

#asked and answered #hijaehyukkies #ask games

[yuvon-writes-letters]

[The first thing you notice about the letter immediately, is that it’s stained with some kind of orange liquid. The ink is smudged, but thankfully, it’s still readable]

To Yuvon,

The fact that you have accommodations for reading and gaming when you don’t have anything for food is so funny to me. The god is just like ‘I’ll give this woman endless books and arcade games, but I can’t be bothered to feed her so I’ll just make her full forever!’ It’s giving me new-born AI vibes. [There’s a crude picture of a stereotypical robot, square head, antenna, etc. with it’s head slightly tilted, almost as if confused]

It’s kind of like, the dimension/possible super-natural entity is trying to satiate your needs in the most efficient way possible. They won’t have to waste food on you if your never hungry or thirsty, and they’ll never have to waste medical supplies if they make you more durable. The only living accommodations problem they solved normally is entertainment, and I guess the only reason why they did that is because they can’t just, pump serotonin into your brain. That’s just my own theory though.

If, theoretically, a person/super-natural was keeping you here for some kind of purpose, then we’d have to assume that there is something to gain by specifically making you send letters to other alternate versions of you. I can’t think of what that could possibly be, but it’d, have to do with Duskwood, wouldn’t it? That’s literally the only thing connecting you and me.

Bruh, what if the, actual Man Without A Face is behind this, wouldn’t that be wild???

I digress, you do have your phone right? If so, maybe it wouldn’t hurt to talk with not just Jake, but the Duskwood Squad(tm), too, not about your situation (obviously, but maybe, only do that if you see no alternatives). Just so that we can confirm that everything is normal back on Earth. Also to confirm, do you have signal? Can you use a navigation system on your phone? Etc.

Imagine if J our mutual hacker friend finds out about this, mine seems chill enough, but yours sounds like he would flip his shit if someone even looked at you bad.

-Rainer

PS. I’m so sorry about the orange juice stain, I was about to send this off when my cat knocked the glass over. I hope ya don’t mind.

Rainer,

Yeah, now that you say it, it really is sort of hilarious XD

There's definitely a thought. "Efficiency" would be a good motivation for why those rooms look like that. If that's the case though, I'm a little worried about the size of the library and the game room. There's... quite a few books and games.

There's a couple possible reasons I can see that I'm here. One: something was bored and thought it'd have some fun by shoving me in here. Two: whatever this thing is REALLY wants the case solved, to the point that it kidnapped me here and gave me the chance to connect to other people in the same situation. Three: there's some personal motivation, most likely related to me specifically and not you. Four: this is some sort of weird eldritch social experiment. Five: Duskwood is a WAY weirder place than even we knew so far.

You know, weirdly, the theory that the MWAF is behind this holds a tiny bit of water if it's the original MWAF from the legend and not the imitator. I didn't think about that before. But that would mean the MWAF would have a lot more power than I'm necessarily comfortable with an avenging figure having, especially one that targets innocents too...

As for my phone: There's only a couple features that really seem to work. The clock is just gone, there's no date and no time, just nothing. There's no internet whatsoever, and when I tried to call emergency services when I first ended up here I couldn't get through. I struck up a small chat with Cleo, earlier, so texting them does work, but not really anyone else. I just tried the navigation system; it basically is just telling me that there's no connection.

Most features of my phone, on further experimentation, seem to work, so long as they don't connect to the world outside of the Duskwood case, and don't have anything to do with hell-in-woods-land. The charge on my phone doesn’t seem to be going down, either. I texted everyone for a general check in just now. Let's see what they say.

It's... been a couple days by now, right? I can't really tell in this place. Anyhow, Jessy and Thomas are still staying together in the same place. Everyone is still alarmed and concerned about them to some extent. The letter from Madruga hasn't returned yet.

It's not just me who thinks this is all way too static, right? Like, time's running, and they're all going about their days, but nothing's HAPPENING. No progress, no setbacks, no more information, no more questions, no processing of or fading of or change in emotions, nothing.

Agh, I don't know anything anymore.

Anyhow. About our mutual hacker friend: yes and no? He definitely worries about me a lot, especially when things were happening like my phone getting hacked and whatever. But more than that, I feel like he's someone who doesn't feel secure unless he's got some measure of control over his surroundings. Everything's been spiralling out of their predictable patterns and everything's changing, and this is one more serious change to add to the pile. One he can't do anything about, to boot.

That makes me sort of torn for a lot of reasons. I sort of feel like a hypocrite for being upset about him keeping things like that he'd called the victim from me when I'm keeping my LITERAL KIDNAPPING a secret from him. On the other hand, if I ever tell him, he'll be more upset proportional to how much time I take to tell him. On the other other hand, going by how I think he feels about me, this whole situation seems like something that'd be in his nightmares.

Okay. Depressing. Time to switch subjects.

Pff— gotta love pets, amirite? I remember once my dog literally ate my homework. That was interesting to explain to my teachers XD

All my best to your cat,

—Y

Wait. Why are there local multiplayer games in the game room?

Uh. Well. That's. Interesting. What the fuck.

With that in mind, signing off now.

—Yuvon

(When you’re done reading, the letters tuck themselves into the paper clip with the others.)

#duskwood #duskwood game #duskwood everbyte #duskwood letter game #duskwood ep8 spoilers #duskwood episode 8 #yuvon writes letters #rai

[lunar-writings-love]

College!AU - Yunho (ateez)

Trying to be more consistent with uploading these!! I’ll try to finish up the series throughout this week! 

Author’s Note: Bullet pic :DD 

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! PLEASE REQUEST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR ANY GROUP YOU PREFER!! I’ll be finishing this series soon and I want to get started on some new material! I’m thinking about starting perhaps a college!au for a.c.e! let me know what you guys think 

warnings: y’all I REALLY tried to make this one as soft as possible, but alas there’s some sexy times ahead, nothing graphic, just some dancing // one cuss word // drinking

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Yunho:

bABiE BOY

okAy so our (sin)amon roll here is a dance major because ,, well that’s pretty self explanatory 

and i honestly couldn’t see him doing anything else 

but yunho was pretty well known within the department and the university, because he was 1)

extremely good at dancing and anyone who ever saw him ever would just stand there, mesmerized at the things he could do; and 2)

he was literally at every dance event he ended up getting to know a lot of people; and 3)

hot

and you ,, you were NOT  a dance major , nor could you even begin to replicate those moves with your body

but you were part of the university’s student-run paper, and in charge of the arts column in said paper

that being said 

you were also one of those people, along with yunho, who showed up to every. dance. event. :)))))))) 

iT was your ObLigaTioN To the paper to do your best in reporting these events, but ---

to be honest, you only joined the paper with the hopes of writing the political columns, but instead,, well at least you understood that everyone starts somewhere 

soo long story short, you knew yunho pretty well 

you asked him for statements a couple of times, and even treated him out to coffee once in order to interview him for your paper’s issue on “stUdENt ceLebRITY” :DDD

you wanted to die 

but, despite your obvious realization that reporting on college performances had nothing to do with any of the investigative and educational work you thought you’d be able to achieve working for the paper ,,, 

you really liked yunho 

he was always so polite to you and always greeted you

,, and his smile 

hIs babiE BoY SMILE ,, it could light up an entire world 

now , you wouldn’t call this feeling you have a crush, but you do admit that you have a ,, deep admiration for yunho 

and tHE THINgs He DID to you wHEn hE WasDANCING weeee

,, anyways 

 you knew it would never go farther than the friendship you two had now because ,,;

this man was THE jeong yunho --- the kind, polite, caring, and drop dead gorgeous dance major that you had 100% certainty was going to take over the world with his talent on day ,,

and you ,,,

well you were just the moody and nerdy student journalist, who lived, breathed, and slept coffee--staying up all night in order to make deadlines

,,,,,,,

little did you know though,,

that yunho, was head over heels in love with you 

in fact, it was an inside joke within the dance department 

because IT.WAS.SO.OBVIOUS

whenever you walked over, yunho would literally drop everything he was doing at the moment and give you his full attention 

he would NOT stop sneaking glances at you whenever you came to his shows 

and he thought you were the most adorable thing he had ever seen, 

with your old-style glasses, and messy hair, and those bangs that you gave yourself the day before your midterm at two in the morning because SteSS

he loved all of it 

but you ,, you never noticed any of this because you’re,, dumb oblivious 

but he,, always noticed these things about you, and he cared so much about you he just ,, didn’t know what to do 

so he went to mingi for advice BAD IDEA 

and mingi knew all about you at this point, and he was getting tired of hearing about you so he and yunho developed what he believed to be a fool-proof plan!!! to get you two together 

and yunho like the idiot he is ,,, listened 

and that’s how you both ended up here, both drunk out of your minds at the water-polo team’s party dancing sIIINning!!1! to the loud music

yunho mingi sent you a text earlier that night asking if you’d be at the party 

and you unfortunately said yes because your room-mate basically coerced you to go 

and when she heard Yunho was gonna be there 

bOy did she make you go 

and made sure you looked HOT AS HELL TOO (she’s doing God’s work that one) 

and then when you saw yunho and mingi at the party, one thing led to another or more like one drink led to another and there you guys were ,,,

sinning 

luckily your room-mate pulled you away at some point to go back to the dorms, and when you woke up next morning hahahah 

you replayed last night’s events over and over in your head 

and you wanted to smack end yourself 

dID you really dance grind with yunho ??!?

the nice, well-mannered, SOFT!!tm boy ??!?

and let me tell you y’all’s actions last night were not nice, well-mannered, OR soft 

you didn’t know how you’d face him 

because you realized at this point that you had a big, fat crush on jeong yunho

so you put it through your head that you’d just ,, never see yunho again 

because GOD FORBID YOU ACT LIKE A REASONABLE ADULT !!

and so you did 

you managed a whole two weeks without contacting, seeing, or meeting yunho 

and yunho at this point, was getting desperate poor bby

he reeeeallly liked you and he couldn’t help but feel that he may have fucked up that night 

so when he saw you walking into a coffee shop off campus one day as was passing by, he once again dropped everything to go see you 

he waited patiently until you finished paying ,

ran up to you ,,

grabbed your arm ,,

and basically accidentally screamed in your face that he liked you and was sorry for that night 

and you ----;-

were SO shook 

and even though your mind was going at 100 miles per hour VrooM you managed to squeeze out that you liked him too 

and so that day you guys officially had your first date !

desPITE the way things played out, both of you guys were major soft bbies and your relationship reflected that 

dates consisted of amusement park days, and taking romantic walks through parks and lakes 

lots of cuddles! and lots!of!hugs!

and you no longer dreaded attending those dance performances, because now you spent your time cheering on yunho, screaming as loud as possible and smothering him with your affection after he finished 

you guys were just too cute 

and mingi to this day credits your relationship to his fool!proof!plan!tm ,, which both of you deny vehemently 

and your room-mates credits herself for the way things played out because she a) made you look so good that night and b) actually forced you to go 

but those two are a different story smh 

so yeah! you and yunho were just so cute 

and you couldn’t be happier than this, spending days at the dance studio as he tried teaching you what he loved so much 

but to no avail, you just ,, couldn’t dance but that’s okay yunho still loves u :pp  

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Anyways guys, I hope you enjoyed this one! I actually loved writing yunho’s college au sooo much and i hope you guys like this one as much as I dO! Requests are open so please send in anything y’all want! love uuuu <333

- Luna

#ateez #ateez yunho #jeong yunho #jung yunho #ateez scenarios #ateez reactions #kpop #kpop scenarios #kpop reactions #masterlist #kpop masterlist #ateez masterlist #ateez seonghwa #park seonghwa #ateez hongjoong #kim hongjoong #ateez mingi #song mingi #mingi #yunho #seonghwa #hongjoong #ateez jongho #ateez wooyoung #ateez san #ateez yeosang #kang yeosang #ateez college #college au #kpop college au

[nebulouswinds]

time for reflection! 2, 8, and 23! and also one u rlly just want to answer :)

hi!!!! thank you!!!!  I know I just said I wasn’t going to answer these tonight bc I’m Drunk but here we are lolol

uh tw suicide bc it’s been a bitch of a year

2. Album of the Year?

not to be a Basic White Bitch (TM) but it was probably folklore by Swift! I went thru a fucking hell time the last half of 2019 and beginning of 2020 where I didn’t think I even deserved the release of death (whoops) and folklore really helped me deal with those emotions once they deadened down a little.  esp “my tears ricochet”.  I only started listening to it in September and all of its tracks were on my top 100.

8. Game of the Year?

uhhh so tbh I don’t know any games that released this year except Bugsnax lololol.  so if you’re looking for a release this year...that would be it...even tho I’ve never played it...

but if you’re looking for my top played game of the year, it’s absolutely Sims 4!  until the most recent patch killed it, I played it so much!!!  I really want to play dao and witcher over my break, too, but I have to use my dad’s computer to do that so idk if that’ll happen

23. If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

hey so literally a week after you decided to drop out the first time we did 2020 everything went online so like...suck it up...pound out the missed assignments...take the Cs...and finish this semester

20. What’s something you learned this year?

healing looks like fucking shit.  it looks like going nowhere fast. and then all of a sudden you’re able to talk yourself down from that edge by picking up your phone and typing out the text to the crisis line.  and then realising you don’t want to go.  and everything you’re doing now is to keep you here.  some small part of you is looking for the escape button but the rest of you - your whole soul - knows that’s not what you want and you say over and over to yourself “please stop.  please stop.  I don’t want this” and you’re able to stop.  you ground yourself in the motions of typing on your phone as you just dump into this text you’re never going to send.  then you call over your cat and he lays on your legs and you sleep.  and everything looks better in the morning

#tw suicide #tw suicidal ideation #bottledplants

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Anon 1 said:

Hey do you guys know of a fanfiction where Steve and Bucky’s old apartment from the 40s was turned into a museum? Thanks :)

Anon 2 said:

i remember a specific fic that i couldn't find in the sex pollen or the a/b/o tag (i'm p sure it was abo but i might be remembering wrong?) steve and bucky are on a mission but they get trapped in a room with sex gas, u know classic sex pollen tm stuff, but they jerk off apart from each other. after they're friends with benefits during steve's heat maybe? it might not be a/b/o at all gg sorry ! hope you're all having a lovely day<3

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tiredhomosapien said:

Hello, I've been trying to find this fic about Bucky staying at a cabin by a river that Steve protects. I think he's a nymph or some other magical being. At one point their neighbor helps them fend off an attack and I think I was Peggy, who's a witch. Eventually Bucky goes back to the triskelion and Steve shows up to help. He shows up in the lobby naked and, maybe, in post-serum form because of how big the Potomac River is. Thank you in advance!

Anon 3 said:

this might be a long shot but someone reblogged a quote from orestes that said something like “i’ll take care of you” “it’s rotten work” “not to me, not if it’s you” and i know it’s from a stucky fic i just can’t remember the name. does it ring any bells for anyone ? thanks

Anon 4 said:

Hey I'm looking for a fic I can't find anywhere. It's a wrong number AU (already looked at the searches) where bucky calls Steve from a payphone after trying to reach Sam for date advice? I think? But Steve actually ends up giving him advice and theykeep texting and stuff and its cuts

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soulfulalpaca said:

hi I've recently fallen back into the stucky fandom and i'm trying to find a fic. I'm pretty sure it was in a bigger collection or series about steve and bucky's D/s relationship -- dom!bucky/sub!steve. The fic i'm thinking of in particular steve spends the whole day pretending to be a sex doll but i cannot for the life of me find it. any help would be much appreciated!!

Anon 5 said:

hi there. I was looking for an AU fic where Steve studies art at a high school, but he's not a student and Bucky is a book worm. Natasha is Steves roommate. I think Bucky got wasted and kept calling Steve's bicycle a 'Yellow car'. Oh, and they fill condoms up with water and throw them from a rooftop. Anyways thank you if you can find it and if you can't, thank you for trying.

Anon 6 said:

hi ! i’ve been looking for this fic for a while and i can’t seem to find it. it’s where steve comes home to bucky and he was out with the other avengers maybe and is tipsy and covered in glitter and bucky is in bed and just got back from a mission. it was kind of fluffy with minor angst. in the fic they were together and it was post catws if that helps.

Anon 7 said:

I cant find this fic. I dont remember what it was about, only that at some point steve and bucky were in a museum looking at a pollock painting, and steve said he didn't really like pollock's paintings because he doesn't get them. bucky really liked the painting and he said something like 'I'm happy you cant understand this' because it reminded him of what he went through. He might have tried to explain what it means to steve. the author also talked about the piece in the end notes. Any ideas?

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Anon 8 said:

Hey I was wondering if you knew from a stuck fic where they find Bucky and take him to the tower and put him on a room but he’s almost feral and hides under the bed to gain his trust Steve chains himself up in the corner so Bucky has to look after him. It could be a A/B/O story but not sure Thanks for everything

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Anon 9 said:

Hi! Ive been looking forever for a specific work, maybe someone here knows it? It was about omega!bucky being a newcomer to alpha!steve pack, tribe, whatever. I remember they had sex in public in a stone or something (lol). Nat, clint and coulson were together. Also, Thor and Loki had some kind of harem. Sorry it sounds weird but I really cant find it! Thanks anyways for your hard work :)

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Anon 10 said:

Hey! So I don't know if this is a fic or I imagined it, but basically Bucky is really drunk and he tells Steve that even though he got tortured by Hydra, watching Steve falling in love with Peggy was still more painful. Thanks!

Anon 11 said:

Hi! I’m looking for a fic where Bucky goes back into cryo and Steve is pissed about it. He won’t stay in the room while Bucky is frozen. He stays in Wakanda, but when Bucky wakes up Steve won’t talk to him and eventually Bucky comes to his door with tea and boxing gloves and says they either need to talk it out or fight it out. I checked through all of the post CACW/CAWS tags and did a blog search for cryo, but for the life of me I can’t find this fic. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

Anon 12 said:

Hi! I’m looking for a fic where Bucky enlists Steve to paint a replica of a famous painting that they are going to use in a deal and Natasha works for a gang Bucky was once part of. I know that’s not a lot of detail but I would really appreciate if anyone knows this fic! Thank you!

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Anon 13 said:

okay awsome work here! the fic im looking for is an abo fic, steve is an alpha and bucky an omega. Bucky has to go for his omega assement and is nervous he and steve are new friends. Bucky gets declaired as a special omega and has to find an alpha quickly qnd steve volunterrs.

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#group asks

[koolkvat-blog]

       hello  loves  ,   what’s  up  !   i’m  super  excited  to  be  here  &  to  finally  play  my  precious girl  ,   jade aka kool kat   .   i’m  LOLA  ,   use  she / her prounouns  ,   i am NINETEEN  ,   &   i  am  currently  in  the  gmt + 1 timezone  which  means  yes  ,  my  ass should’ve  been  awake  for  intro  posting  but  i  don’t  know  what  time  management  is  and  ended  up  swamped  w/  work  ,  so  !   everything   you  need  to  know  about  about  miss  kat  is  under  the  cut  ,   &  i’m  rlly  thrilled  to  be  apart  of  such  a  wonderful  rp  with  such  gorgeous  muses  .  corniness over  ––   if  you’re  looking  to  plot  sumn  out  ,   just  hit  that   ♥︎    &   i’ll  make  my  way  on  over  to  ur  dms  ,  or  feel  free  to  add  me  up   on  discord  which  i’ll  give  in im’s  if  anybody’s  interested  !   ♡♡♡         tw  :   family issues  ,  body image issues  &  drug mention  ( not  explicit ) . 

001 . SYNOPSIS  . FULL     NAME  .      jade        kikuchi . NICKNAMES  .      kool kat    . AGE  .      twenty - one . DATE     OF     BIRTH  .      twenty  -  seventh     of     september   ,     1993      /     libra . PLACE     OF     BIRTH  .      harajuku ,   tokyo ,     japan .         GENDER  .       cisgender     female . SEXUALITY  .     (  closeted  )  pansexual  . NATIONALITY  .      japanese  ,  now  american  too  after  successfully  gaining  citizenship  . ETHNICITY  .      asian  . OCCUPATION  .       fashion designer at katz designz      ,     former  fashion  design  and  journalist  student  back  in  her  original  timeline  . PLAYLIST  .      here  !  (  +  )     charismatic , enthusiastic , warm , energetic , adventurous , compassionate , animated . (  -  )     deceptive ,  independent ,  emotional , territorial , ambitious , impulsive , temperamental , insecure , sarcastic .  

002 . AESTHETIC  .      wheatgrass  smoothies , 90′s  anime  with  subtitles  , chanel  no. 5, speeding  on  a  desert  road  with  the  windows  down ,  painting  your  toenails  on  the  dashboard ,  neon  prints ,  cat  lazing  on  a  balcony  in  the  sun , black  lace ,  japanese  horror  films  ,  sour  cocktails  with  sugar  around  the  rim , half - smoked  cigarettes ,  stacks  of  fashion  magazines , long  hair  hastily  dyed  different  colours in  a  motel  bathroom ,  thrift  stores   .

003. INFORMATION  .

tl;dr : a flighty, inattentive adventurer: a follower of whims; personable and sociable but lacks the skills to maintain relationships because she’s entirely (and perhaps too) career focused, checks her horoscope daily and entirely relies on the stars when concerning relationships, epitome of a britney spears / gwen stefani stan back in the 2000′s, still owns a (bedazzled) flip phone, collector of vintage fashion (chanel, elle, juicy couture etc.) a subscriber to the Leonardo Da Vinci sleeping method; catch her at 2 am making soufflés or buying plane tickets to shiwei so she can really experience the culture: will tell you she loves you ten minutes after first introduction because she’s high: kind of unintentionally insensitive to those she doesn’t know and closed off but in like a cool, lovable way. 

•    heads up im running on like 5 hrs sleep so sry when this inevitably derails ! ok sweet let’s get into this . 

•    so as aforementioned this is jade kukichi, aka, kool kat. she was dubbed that by her friends due to her unique fashion style and sense of dress, and it’s stuck. lbr nobody other than her friends can use that term so if you do, she’s just going to stare at u for a quick sec before saying ‘it’s jade’. 

•    born in harajuku, tokyo to a cardiothoracic surgeon of a father and a politician of a mother, jade grew up traveling the world and becoming flighty af, never thinking she was going to make long - term friends and kinda being okay with that. 

•    her family has never stayed in one place for very long, though her aging parents eventually settled into a permanent residence in the us around the time she turned sixteen, not soon enough for jade to break the habit of wandering, but thankfully quick enough for her to meet the bratz girls who were just as adventurous and fun - loving as she. she's spent much of her teen life jumping from place to place wherever her interests are that moment, collecting people along the way, but to find friends was the only thing she was missing. jade has a brilliant mind, but she lacks patience and follow through. she needs guidance or she'll jump from idea to idea, job to job, whim to whim.

•    ngl, jade pretty much hated her home life. her parents were an overbearing presence in her life, her mother wanting jade to be a proper lady who also went into a profession like theirs (entirely serious and stifling when it came to creativity, doctor, politician, lawyer etc.) while jade herself wanted to check out the latest trends and go to the mall w her friends – so she turned all of her focus and energy into getting good grades in everything she wanted to do in the hopes that she could be the most successful fashion designer, then leaving town forever. 

•    like she spent 7 yrs in high school graduating w honours but she barely knew what was happening in 9/10 of her classes and sometimes she just slept through classes and then wing her exams which she miraculously did well at. it was just not a good idea to send jade to a public school at 11 after being in boarding school for the rest of her life and then never really enforce any rules :~\ she has trouble with that kind of thing.. as in making logical choices instead of saying "YEAH lets go watch american psycho and smoke weed!" skipping chemistry to do just that 

•    she loves fun and values doing what makes her happy over most things. it's hard to pin her down and she spends most of her life chasing after ideas that don't really follow any sort of conscious order, bc she’s really got that ‘i’ve got dreams and i’m gonna do everything in my power to achieve them’ personality. 

•    according to bratz canon she’s worked as literally everything ? she’s one of those insufferable people who r just. good everything ig and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth. jade’s been a photographer, a song - writer and bass player in a rock band (shout out to bratz rock angelz the best movie w the best soundtrack ever), a student studying fashion design, a fashion columnist, a quickly fired nanny, and many other things in between. 

•    so when she appears in toonsville she’s kind of out of it that she’s not doing something w her skills and sets up her own business which she loves ? being her own boss suits her fine (for now) because she’s got a Real Job and she's actually trying rly hard so she can fulfill her dreams !! like suck it mom nd dad haha !!!

•    jade has a lot of weird feelings TM about her body and her looks and struggles a lot with her self confidence :~( she had a shit time at school with boys saying she was too thin and she compensated by acting like she didn't like anyone at all for a while and now she thinks she isn't good enough for anyone when rly she is a cinnamon bun too good for this world too pure 

•    best friend ever she is so good at being a friend if u text her at 3am to go out or cry on her shoulder shes ready to go at 3:15 even if she was sleeping w lots of snacks and treats and love!!! she is sooo extroverted around those she’s comfortable w, she gains so much energy from being around people and she loves being nice and being around ppl she likes 

•    she becomes the mom of groups pretty easily (hence why she’s the leader of the bratz) bc she bottles up most of her own problems to help ppl with theirs!! which is toxic yea but she puts people first always so !! plz help her poor repressed soul!! rip kool kat.. 

•    still super into the stuff of her time so like.. she loves the x files and bad reality tv shows (i want to be a hilton) and reads gossip magazines on the reg because she enjoys that stuff! also very into girl groups.. ginger spice / posh spice is an eternal mood.  

•    anyway yes sweet adult-child of 21 (she is in denial about that tho like she doesn't want to be childish) who is v nice v kind v loyal v baked a lot of time, v passionate v silly. idk what i'm doin hope u like it < 3

004. WANTED CONNECTIONS . 

friends / best friends / ride or dies . jade genuinely loves people, loves talking to strangers and getting into intense conversations with people she’s only just met, learning other people’s way of life and bettering herself for getting. she is, however, incredibly blunt and has never once minced words to keep from hurting someone’s feelings or to ease them into a situation. she’d much rather have a one-time conversation with a stranger than make long lasting relationships. she has three very close friends –  to the point of co - dependence –  and honestly, she’d rather spend all of her time doing things she loves such as her hobbies, sticking her nose into the latest vogue, or searching for cute collars and treats for her cat mica w them instead of making new friends. she's also FUN and she'd be happy to go on crazy road trips or buy out a movie theater for a day or anything that she thinks will her buds happy. she's traveled all over, so she’s v well read and cultured. she loves people but she hates complication and won't deal with any sort of emotional labor. she wants to live in the moment and expects everyone in her life to do so as well. just be chill, y'all. 

frenemies / enemies /  rivals  . please be her enemy, she needs people to antagonize shdhshd. she grew up pretty much affluent so she’s pretty spoiled even if she doesn’t want to admit it, and that rebellious side of her hasn’t died down yet. despite the fact that she is wealthy and in good community standing, she has a hard time letting go of childish grudges. in general she’s got a lot of suppressed feelings and ready to fight everyone who hurts her friends – like an irritated cat – so, honestly, come at her ? she is sometimes a little fickle and flighty and a unintentionally stuck up when it comes to art / fashion and she has definitely said the wrong thing at the wrong time and pissed the wrong people off, she can’t stand anyone underestimating her or thinking she’s dumb bc she’s interested in fashion. like gtfo !

ex’s , fwb’s , possible love interests .  jade is fairly fluid romantically and is the type of person who hates labels but also just wants to be cherished and called cute pet names lowkey. she loves a lot and gives a lot to her relationships, but typically doesn't want to commit to anything important. she’s gone from one disastrous relationship to another, ending up with a boyfriend who constantly ridiculed her image that was essentially the catalyst for her cutting off romantic ties, quite a recent wound before she found herself on the island actually. worst thing is tht she’s convinced herself that she’s been the problem in these relationships –  that she turns good people bad or that she is too much for people to deal with, she’s not sure what the issue is and she doesn’t really want to know. so…. fuck everything amirite ? anyway, she’s a strong independent woman who don’t need no (wo)man. 

etc . pls give me people jade can give a makeover to, people she shares an apartment w on the island, people who think fashion is girly and vapid.. creatives who love what she’s doing, anything tbh << 3

#cartoons:intro #ngl making jade's playlist was the best part about this

[thewitchqueen281]

Experiment 808 AU

Hey so I did actually have someone show some interest in this AU, but I’m awful at formatting so I'm just making a separate text post. Read about each character under the cut. A bit about the setting. It’s pretty distant future, this big lab in the middle of the city was commissioned to make a ton of super soldiers. Not knowing where to start they just... started kidnapping kids. Like from their cribs and everything. Not legal but they can like start from scratch there. By the time most of them are ten they’ve been tortured and beaten and do not want to be there. So they just escape. Because like what are they going to do to stop a bunch of kids with powers.  They run free into the city. They stay hidden in bunkers and hideouts. They are all about 15~16 ish. I haven't decided whether or not Al is still a year younger or if they are twins so, for now, its up too you. 

Anyway, enjoy these stupid teens.

Ed 

Has gills on his neck and sides, and dragonfly wings.

the wings are red and while he can fly fast can’t fly for a very long time. 

Instead of his traditional black tank top and coat, he wears one of those knit sleeveless turtleneck things with his red coat that ties around in the front.

Anyone with gills is bioluminescent underwater, he glows red in his face and all around his arms.

he wears a different outfit because it hides his wings and his gills. 

still kind of a little shit. 

knows all the other kids, is friends with most of them surprisingly. 

lives with his brother, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeyes, and Denny Brosh in an abandoned library on the west side of the city. Because they are the kids he trusts the most.

he would live with Ling, Lan Fan, and Winry. But Ling and Lan Fan don't really live anywhere and Winry travels between all the kid's hideouts making sure they didn't break anything.

Likes knives, like really really likes knives

has like twenty on him at all times. 

he actually meets Ling by throwing a knife at him and getting really pissed that he missed. 

Roy Mustang 

Has a salamander tail, sometimes breaths a small bit of fire. 

Doesn't really like people at all. 

is four ten and has a lisp and you can pry this headcanon away from my cold dead hands. 

frequent all-nighters, whether playing video games or trying to master fire breath. 

Wears really baggy cargo pants, he likes the pockets. 

has a haircut with two very long pieces of hair in the front and kinda shitty bangs. 

he regrets this haircut. 

he’s best friends with Riza and Ed because Riza and Ed are also wild kids who won't stop him from jumping off really high places or putting bugs in Al’s tea. 

Likes lollypops, no one is sure why he just thinks they taste nice. 

huge crush on Jean Havoc from the group uptown, The others make fun of him. 

Riza Hawkeye 

Has a cheetah tail and likes to R U N

She's a very fast girl, for a long time everyone thought that was one of the abilities given to her during her time in the lab.

it's not  

she just likes to run. 

despite being a wild teen is the second most sensible one in their group. Has had to drag Roy to bed, but almost everyone has had to do that once or twice.

cant cook for shit. like really. she hates cooking shes so bad at it. 

everyone expects her to be the mom for some reason like they think she cooks and cleans. 

shed rather die, Ed cooks, they take shifts cleaning.

loves long skirts and horror novels. 

likes to think she can talk to ghosts or summon demons. 

or maybe she can. 

nobody really knows. 

Talks to herself on occasion. 

Al 

Has gills like his brother. Very small antlers as well.

glows blue underwater near his ears and around his legs. He and his brother have matching symbols on their backs.  

wears a blue hoodie to cover the antlers. 

The actual Mom Friend TM 

Enjoys tea and not having to deal with his brother and CO’s bullshit. 

for once would like to sleep in. just once. 

Would be a wine mom but he is responsible and doesn't drink while underage, unlike almost all of his friends who really don't seem to give a shit.

Sassy, like, really sassy. 

bad at hiding his emotions. 

you will know when he thinks your being a dumbass.

*looks into the camera like he's on the office* 

“Al me and the others are going to jump off the top of the building and see with we can stop ourselves.” “Good luck brother.”

Is friends with everyone and really he loves them all but goddamn. 

One time Ed dated a real shit head and you don't want to know what happened after he dumped Ed. he isn't dead but he won't be walking anytime soon.

Denny Brosh

Has Squid tentacles under his arms and fins on his legs. He glows a bright yellow underwater. 

Knits, like a lot. Every one of them has a homemade sweater from him. the others he lives with wear theirs all the time. Because they do gross things like care about one another in this household. 

Is still really good friends with Maria Ross, he wishes they saw each other more. 

can and will shock you with his tentacles, especially if you make jokes about them. 

Meme dream team leader. 

Al doesn't understand memes and Denny hurts every day because of this. 

has a bright yellow sweater that he knitted himself and then had every single one of his friend sign.

Thinks Kain Furey is super cute. Roy thinks he's super gross because Furey is an innocent Denny!

wholesome meme some days sex jokes on others. 

pretty much all the kids have pretty severe mental health issues, but Denny is one of the few who has tried to help his. 

takes anxiety meds. 

while he doesn't have any sibling this timeline he has his friends and honestly they are pretty close to siblings. 

has called Ed big brother but like everyone has once or twice. Ed doesn't really give a shit and has accepted his fate as the oldest and apparently the most brother like. 

Maria Ross 

Lots a scales, like all over her body. 

has wings but she isn't sure what animal they could be from.

they are big and scaley like her. 

Lives with Olivier, Mei Chang, Sheska, and Winry Rockbell when she's around. They live in an old dinner on the east side of town. 

Would date Sheska 100%. 

Sorta has claws, doesn't matter she enjoys painting them. 

Good friends with Olivier, actually best friends. This is a problem in some ways because Olivier and Denny don’t get along at all. 

Has a gun, only used it once or twice to protect her friends. 

she hopes she never has to use it again.

Sometimes wonders what her family would be like if she hadn't grown up in a lab. Wonders whether of not her family sold her or if she was stolen. She wonders for the other kids as well.

Breaths and cries ice. 

prefers if her friends called her Ria 

Olivier Armstrong  

This bitch got bat wings

they are fucking huge. 

she can’t really hide them so she only goes outside at night. 

she has become a cryptid. 

blurry shitty pictures of her crouching on buildings wings extended, her eyes glowing are all over forums. 

Batgirl strikes again?? 

she thinks its super funny. 

Doesn't really try to hide how she's feeling. 

most of the time she’s Arragont or amused.

Anime character tch. 

Her list of people she dislikes is bigger than the list of people she likes. 

that's a lie she loves all her friend's

she’s just bad about showing it and claims to hate them. 

everyone calls her Livi. 

she hates it but nobody cares. 

keeps her hair in a ponytail.

Mei Chang

has a cat tail, and night vision.

Please don't make any jokes. 

she doesn't want this.

People sometimes pull her tail. they only pull it once though. People learn from their mistakes.

wears a big pink coat with lots of pockets. she keeps both dead mice and her kunai in the pockets. 

Is Winrys assistant when she's around.

loves to help. is crushing on Al from the west side library. Everyone knows but Al. Ed and Ling think that is hilarious. Like it didn't take them months to get over themselves. 

Ling is her half-brother. She isn't sure how trustworthy the info is because it’s something she heard from lab technicians. 

Wants to learn to fight better but nobody wants to spar with her. 

Sit’s up at night and stares at her coffee. 

it’s cold now but she can’t get to sleep. 

Winry Rockbell 

Has butterfly wings, emperor butterfly wings. They don't make her as fast as Ed but it is faster to fly than to walk and she can fly for pretty long periods of time.

automail isn't really a thing. So Winry does general doctor stuff.

she goes between bases and makes sure that everybody is healthy. 

most of the time that isn't the case so shes pretty much always working.

Thinks Mei is a wonderful helper.  

Wears her signature tube top. doesn't travel through populated areas and definitely doesn't by day.

Butterflygirl isn't as cool as a cryptid as Batgirl so she doesn't get much coverage. 

Will still hit you with a wrench don't test her. 

She carries it and her entire toolbox because she’ll be damned if she loses time for her machines while helping out these idiots.

Dating Mothman. 

Mothman is actually Lan Fan. this joke doesn't make a lot of sense to her because Lan Fan doesn't have moth wings. Ling and Ed tell her to shut up and go with it. She rolls her eyes fondly. 

Kain Fuery 

Has ant antenna. he can send messages across radio waves because of this. makes it easy to keep up with his friends. 

Lives with Jean and Rebbeca in what they think was once a club. It's unused now but it does have an underground bunker for some reason.

He is an innocent 

(He isn't) 

keeps a picture of some dog in his pocket. 

he needs it to keep up morale. 

yes, it is just a stock photo of a dog that he stole out a picture frame at wallmart a couple years ago.

He really likes animals. Ed and Roy hate going out with both him and Al in a pair because both of them insist on stopping to pet every dog and cat or whatever animal.

Functional Bi 

Jean Havoc  

Has fins he thinks. they are like spiky and help him swim better. they are all over his back and wrap around his arms. Has gills, and he tends to glow a bluish purple.  

he lives in the club but prefers to be near the docks. 

Loves to swim

Just call him Jean

Please god just call him Jean. 

Olivier and Maria butchered his last name so bad when he first meet him that he is permanently traumatized. 

he’s being dramatic but like, that's who he is??

Disaster Bi 

Pinning? His constant mood?

Ling Yao

Red panda tail and claws. 

Loves sweet things, like so much.

Can see in the dark, loves his night vision

Thinks Ed throwing knives at him is super hot

Ed is Concerned TM 

Doesn't really live anywhere. 

bounces around the bases with Lan Fan. 

Lan Fan is actually his twin sister but they haven't told Mei that yet.

he doesn't know why people don't just know.

Climbs in Ed’s window in the middle of the night. 

freaked Ed out the first time it happened but he got used to it. 

spars on rooftops in the middle of the day. 

For some reason, nobody seems to freak out. 

Kink is love and appreciation

doesn't actually know most of the other kids. Sometimes there will just be a different kid at the base and He’ll be like cool.

Everone knows about Ling though. 

Lan Fan

She has lunar moth wings. Although Winry seems to think they are from some type of butterfly like her. Ed and Ling know the truth and call her moth man. 

She flicks their faces for it. 

loves food. thinks it must be because lunar moths cant eat, that side of her wants to eat E V E R Y T H I N G. 

Or maybe she just has a huge appetite because Ling eats a ton as well. 

has night vision as well.

Is her last name Fan? Not even she knows. 

Everyone calls her Lan Fan though. 

Spars with Ling but prefers fighting with Ed because Ling holds back. Ed doesn't.

tries so hard not to scream at her friends. 

god, she tries so hard. 

This took so long. If you want to hear about specific characters request it and I’ll make another one of these. If anyone wants to write a fanfic send it to me, I’ll be the first one to kudos that ish.  

#FMA #fma brotherhood #fmab #If you want a character just ask #This was all i could think of at the moment #edling #winfan #mothman joke #jean havoc #roy mustang #edward elric #Alphonse Elric #ling yao #lan fan #riza hawkeye #olivier armstrong #kain fuery #Winry Rockbell #mei chang #maria ross #denny brosh #Experiment 808 #FMA AU

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for the headcanon game: someone from marvel!

re: this post

I’m so sorry for taking so long to respond I was at school and on mobile, and then I was at my computer for a while… Um warning bc of this, I had a lot of time to think about this and um. It’s long boys.

Listen I’m a simple trash man, so to no one’s surprise I’mma do hawkeye.

Headcanon A:  realistic

Clint and Kate stay in touch through like snapchat and various messaging apps while they are on opposite sides of the US. (I firmly believe that there is no way Kate Bishop is going to be using Skype in the year of our lord 2018 (or whatever year it is in comic book time), She is not having her computer crash thank you very much Barton). 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Speaking of staying in touch, I was thinking about this and like ok so Clint and Kate defo even when they are kinda mad/fight or whatever still probably like send each other a message every now and then like as an unspoken way of letting the other know they are still alive (this probably involves alot of pictures of spotted dogs, and Kate zooming in on various birds/blurred images of birds and fat pigeons and saying “i didn’t know u were on the west coast!”/ ”u”). And I got to thinking… snapchat Snap Chat streaks. And then I pictured Bucky Barnes answering Clint’s phone (either assuming Clint does something stupid while they are on their hunt for Natasha, and is like knocked out or something OR Clint doesn’t have his hearing aids in so he hands the phone to Bucky) to a very irate Kate Bishop yelling “Barton I swear to futzing God if you broke our snap streak because you sleep through a whole day again I’m flying back to NYC and you’re going to catch these hands” 

Also side note Kate and Clint defo have like 3 different hawkeye chats. Like they text to like meet up/figure out plans. Discord is the meme chat supreme. (But they also have discord channel that is just like theme shit talking people/complaining about their various teams) On that note I starting thinking about Clint using discord and like that mess of a man, like smh he probably accidentally ended up in like a Villain channel. Which once he figured out he and Kate took turns trolling and annoying the hell out of the villains before getting promptly like banned. Speaking of Clint gets banned from the avengers group chat like on the reg, probably a few times a day. Also I was thinking about Clint using like discord and chat apps and Clint definitely also with the whole villain thing is internet friends with a like low level villain. Neither of them are aware who the other are. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Clint and Kate both are still dealing with that motherfucking childhood traumaTM   and both still have nightmares and other triggers they have to deal with. (Also idk if this is canon/implied or a headcanon/ but I always thought of Kate’s dad as being abusive, not physically like Clint’s dad and step-dad, but defo emotionally.) Also because they are kind of hypocrites, they both probably don’t address this shit until it all collapses (I mean look at comic canon and tell me I wrong).

Because I’m a simple man who doesn’t like pain, some like stuff to help ease this pain: While they don’t really go into details/talk about their trauma, they have their own ways to help each other. Like somedays Kate is nonverbal, and they just start target practice for a bit, and then have a Dog Cops Marathon with Lucky. When everything is too much and it’s a bad sound day, Kate and Clint will spend a few hours making more and more ridiculous home-signs for the avengers or new superheroes on the scene. (ALSO BOTH Hawkeyes are Autistic you can fight me on this. This is the hill I will die on.) 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Clint Barton did not fucking kill the hulk. Civil War II didn’t happen holy shit. Holy Shit that is. That story telling choice bothers me on so many levels??? It’s a disservice for both characters. Okay first I think it’s terrible out of character for Clint “no killing” Barton. Like I know we’ve played kinda fast and loose with how much he’s willing to fucking injury people but um??? Killing the hulk just cause he might maybe do something???? Nope. Also the hulk, Bruce Banner, who was abused by his father and was afraid that he like was going to become a monster like him… being killed because of something he might do…Because he asked Clint to kill him, in case it looks like he’s about to hurt someone or go hulk or whatever it just..like fucking. And then having Clint, who was also abused by his own father, kill him. Idk it just fucking puts a horrible taste in my mouth and makes me uncomfy. 

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Tummy Kisses - Taeyong (Drabble)

{A/N Sorry this is late,, I don’t really have an excuse for it being so late~ Enjoy! I hope it holds you all over for a little while! -Admin Taebreeze

P.S. The tests are from the P.O.V of Taeyong, who is texting a friend of Y/N’s.}

*Y/N does not have a specified gender!*

Holy shit tum kisses.

His dramatic ass would put the phone on the dresser, out of reach of the both of them, laying back down on the bed.

“what did they say??” y/n would ask, all innocent

Taeyong turns the volume down on the tv

he down on his stomach, perpendicular to y/n

lays his head on their tum

he smiles all sly-like

“what?” y/n asks

“Nothing. I just love you. Thats all.”

hes being all mischievous tho and anyone from a mile off could tell.

y/n reaches down to poke his nose and he SNATCHES their hand, kissing their fingers gently

y/n giggles, ofc

the glare in taeyong’s eyes are seriously nothing to joke about, his mind is SET

“tae- what????”

“how come…”

he starts playin with their fingers all cute like, but his voice is anything but- very deep and sensual 

“how come you never tell me what you like, dear?”

he lets go of their hand and his cold ass fingers SNAKE to the tum. He starts playing with the hem of the shirt

y/n is all like 👀😶???

“what ever do u mean”

his lithe fingers, slowly tug the shirt up

“You expect me to always know what you like, but you NEVER tell me, I’m not a mind reader, yknow.”

oh, wow the bottom of the tum can be seen what

“tae what are you-”

He chuckles

Yes that DevlISHLY SNEAKY CHUCKLE and leans closer

he presses THE softest little damn kiss on the belly. Oh my god. Right on the side of the tum

“HDJSJS -” (not a literal key smash, obviously, but a cute objection of some sort from y/n)

“Do you want me to stop?” Hes genuinely concerned, and looks up, making sure its okay

“n oO this is fine just. baby your hands are cold”

“oh.”

he laughs and just DOES IT AGAIN

he pushes the shirt up mid torso and just starts giggling and kissing the tum so gently.

y/n’s hands are probbaly playing with his hair just barely and they are TRYING TO HOLD BACK LAUGHTER, because his kisses are so soft they tickle

this little shit would totally try to have a conversation with them too,

knowing good and well they wouldn’t reply properly

“is?” *peck*

“this?” *peck*

“okay?” *peck peck peck*

“Taeeeeee” y/n whines

but yknow ya boy is always up for some body worship nd conpliments even when hes tryna be soft

“내 사랑은 아름다운 몸을 가지고있다.” (My love has a beautiful body)

“아니…”(no…)

“응!!” (informal yes/ uh-huh!!)

He would reach over and grab their hand all soft like and kiss the top of their fingers before pecking the tummy again.

“아. 니.” y/n would reject, again.

oh, now they asked for it

HIS LITHE LINGERING FINGERS

Y/N’S FRESH EXPOSED SIDES

OH YEAH Y/N WAS GETTING TICKLED

He jumped up and sat on their legs so quick, and ATTACKED THEIR SIDES QUICKLY LIKE A DAMN PUMA

cue the screaming and laughter from y/n

oh god it made tae cheese so bright

“Don’t say things like that, and this sort of thing won’t happen!“ He’d playfully scold, all while laughing

still tickling the exposed stomach, y/n desperately tried to pull the shirt back down for minimal protection

stronk boi stronk arms GRABS THEIR WRISTS AND PINS THEM DOWN ON THE BED

woW INSTANTLY HE IS IN THEIR FACE

hes giving them the eyes man shit got so serious so fast

oh. But y/n wont lose. They hold the gaze.

then they stick their tongue out at him, and y/n makes a funny face in an attempt to break him

yes taeyong, they just went there

he laughs and melts like soft putty again. Stage façade gone.

you bet ur ass he leans forward and gets those lips

why would he be able to resIST being that close to them, especially while they were being that cute? of course not

oh, theyre still kissing

wow thats cute

He would let go of their wrists, and slowly bringing his hands up to y/n ’s face, caressing their cheeks gently

he leans back for a short moment, just to take in their bright expressioned face and thier warm cheeks

he leans forward again, noses pressed together, lips Barely TOUCHIng but no kiss, what a tease, just letting his breath coax along their lips

oh THEY’RE impatient now, leans up and captures those lips themself

of course he doesnt mind

hes grinning like a madman, holding their face like it’s the first time and the last time he ever will

he turns his head just to get a little deeper

oh sneaky tongue? Yes probably

buzz buzz buzz wow thats the friends texting again

friends w HO??

the sound of those lips together hear nothing

buzz buzz buzz

Tae slightly leans back, but Y/N Says No ^TM and just steals ONE more

He finally leans back to look at them and oh my god

its so adorable how they look at each other

they see the world in each other’s eyes

tbh its sickening

but wow they are so in love wtf

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alexandria if you wanna get off hustling a little bit then you want this woman and they bring you another woman who will make you go to hell as if you mary some1 bad to bring bad kids or that Gay fellow harass you whom if you glance at him at 1st you see him as a white man not only to realise he is brown out of many sperms which has been deposited on his body and the school like wsu kansas in wichita has your money u are claiming yet they send the bank as ketie drucker to come with quacks to scrutinize your home yet they were suppose to send university representative, i swear girl it bores you off if young chaps disturbs your peace by calling you every time, wanting your food always and removing knife 4 you without justice. a thought crosses your mind of suicide when you have given up on women and luxury to sometimes telling you to sleep while your door is opened so they hang or cut you to death with machete as panga. You are a cold man dont wanna talk all the time stupid things but they force you. Am dutch, norwegian blooded but am black out of intermarriage with toro and swana blood. If you take a coin and put on the palm of your hand 4 a little while you percive this truth, am erratic block/moulder, it burdens me girl and sometimes in my quite self i find myself literally crying and it gets to the point i cant take it anymore. Am saying this coz am involved in mankind and bcoz am got to tell you this. Making me little all day eats away my brain as in Africa and going to hell/heaven as much as to my knowhow makes me sick, why cant God speak and solve this blunder, ad rather be destroyed completely not to find myself in hell/heaven coz i hate eternity. take care always, the illegal tea pickers or pluckers at night.  From dusk untill dawn they do without being exhausted.. You wanna be this or that in the government without you saying makes you tired and sick as well dude. Your are fighting castle in the air dude.

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They say everyday they wanna eject them out- the hindu-, well, but whats up with me, dont come about disturbing as wanting my food, everything about AE is under youtube and you can get it there, do not call me wanting to touch my manhood. Good samaritan GS parable with yesus, Gay somali, swedishona, swana, society, German/guyan society GS, G-sport, greetest sex, snitch. Just remove them bro period and leave me alone- mfalme wa yahoodi na yesus.

Negros are threat in the USA as they have known how to make machines so they want to transfer that threat to Africa as bring them here. Tell the white people to give you 1 or 2 states to operate as now what you look 4 is food and you cant destroy the ground coz you have known how to make houses, cement, bricks and sand, stop games or dilly dalling bro. Us as well we have known that shit so it will be a tag of war. Paul pogba Steve ombuor utters that. You have been a friend of mine for a very long time but now i want more, you mr whiteman and you must accept that you are the jew mr itallian and Rusians must accent they are the guard who crucified christ upon being called or-else it will be a tag of war and the luo/kikuyou must accept they came from mar as if they do something absurd with their blood still in mar it affects them up here on earth same to french out of luya blood and the brutal cuttings. The Japanis, italians must accept the got kauma blood, Egyptians must accept moses was put in arkansas river and they crossed not the red sea but the Indian ocean at karachi and onding was babylon dude or-else they will be on fire, no kidding dude, and the french, british, spanish must tell us where they got the nigros and from which countries of the world to which states period. The MPS, Senators, Governors got no money coz they owe it out b4 it comes in, i mean they pay much bills is only the huge loan they take that helps them in the aftermath. The as well depend on CDF as in kenya where they sponsor hooligans as inter-estate war then in the aftermath directs you to the office to fund your hospital bill which they lias with the nurses and take some percentage back to the dignitary and with his people to support them. This cash they eat with the doctor, so they want many fights as posible along the roads to expand this dude. And they organise petty theft like they have recruited 5 million people from all over kenya mainly the kikuyu but other tribes have seen the benefit and followed suit, where they again recruit 50 thousand fellow to attend to all these people where each of the 50 thousand recruited will attend to 250 recruited from the 5 million where a target of 20 bob is given to each daily or 140 bob weekly, you can pay in each way you like. They send the cash via m-pesa to the 50 thousand recruited who a gain bank it in an a/c in the bank where they are alerted via sms of how much they have collected then they resort to being happy always, a head of people or with belittlement. Other tribes have seen it as lucrative so have followed suit hence estate petty theft has became a nuinsense even with police involved, i mean open bro. This money builds nairobi wayaki way buildings, thika and mombasa as much as west lands, dont be fooled women. They also select one fellow and give this cash to ride on big cars and dwell on posh houses to attract women attention but in truth they got nothing. Take heed women kenya is poor, Even NY in coming to America movie of Eddie chieth is built on a small percentage that way dude, Londan, sydney, mexico city, Rio, new delhi, mumbai, Jo-burg and you can name them bro. They sponsor war in The USA as gangs they upon get hurt they refer you to a medical center to get drugs which again they take and sell in the chemist to get that money to keep Ny where it should be and thats precisely how Ny is built, no joking. By washing your chin, beards, face, head and the water pours from lofty high unto the offering it as well makes machines you know including mabatea as iron sheets, water containers and jars, plastic toilets and baths. Car made out of chamama/bougainvillea makes you dull and thats the side effect, those made out of tea leaves brings people close to it, attracts you attention as their is some hidden beauty and grown ups hate such. They make you feel better and dont wanna get out of that place, its peculiar with some offices as you loose ya mind in getting out. Those built with tomato makes you sick and tired and to me the best is those gadgets made out of miwa/sugar cane as mfalme wa yahodi. Many of which gadgets are made interferes with the brain dude, so chose the best automobile and thats why one buy this and sell it tomorrow, dont judge badly dude.

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alexandria if you wanna get off hustling a little bit then you want this woman and they bring you another woman who will make you go to hell as if you mary some1 bad to bring bad kids or that Gay fellow harass you whom if you glance at him at 1st you see him as a white man not only to realise he is brown out of many sperms which has been deposited on his body and the school like wsu kansas in wichita has your money u are claiming yet they send the bank as ketie drucker to come with quacks to scrutinize your home yet they were suppose to send university representative, i swear girl it bores you off if young chaps disturbs your peace by calling you every time, wanting your food always and removing knife 4 you without justice. a thought crosses your mind of suicide when you have given up on women and luxury to sometimes telling you to sleep while your door is opened so they hang or cut you to death with machete as panga. You are a cold man dont wanna talk all the time stupid things but they force you. Am dutch, norwegian blooded but am black out of intermarriage with toro and swana blood. If you take a coin and put on the palm of your hand 4 a little while you percive this truth, am erratic block/moulder, it burdens me girl and sometimes in my quite self i find myself literally crying and it gets to the point i cant take it anymore. Am saying this coz am involved in mankind and bcoz am got to tell you this. Making me little all day eats away my brain as in Africa and going to hell/heaven as much as to my knowhow makes me sick, why cant God speak and solve this blunder, ad rather be destroyed completely not to find myself in hell/heaven coz i hate eternity. take care always, the illegal tea pickers or pluckers at night.  From dusk untill dawn they do without being exhausted.. You wanna be this or that in the government without you saying makes you tired and sick as well dude. Your are fighting castle in the air dude.

Delanu saying to kebi after kebi told him in luo how dare you look at me that way- delanu saying aneni kaka mand whuonwa mana omiyo mamawa ich. Nyili kokunyalhera, winjo wachna then whun chi-ong’ong’o. Google computer browser even for android and try which one can get or succeeds in getting money off 2goinvoice b4 the link is put offline while others have not been yet put in the net for googling, net parable np to cement the truth bro. At the end where justice should surface, you see a dead horse which has refused to move a head carrying up his legs crying meaning the some1 you are telling your shit can even break up a fight so the best option is to dismount and take another one, You the people (2) ridding the horse whom you have explained to your plight in detail. Farasianda they want, they are fara/naive people.

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Koth nechwe kericho koro okipono, duoge neguyo, nechwe cats and dogs gi pe/hailstone koro negoyo toki- king of the jew- or ne-ng’ich hainya, it was very cold, then why put me under mockery bro when am hearing, otem kendo, okadhiye kwa keja chake, kolo hatasema nimeiba pesa after beating me bro and kunibeba kama gunia na piya nitakuwa na kunywa fanta to remove any benefit of doubt dude. The jehova witness news lettery with a woman sitted and a man walking in blue in black shoes is segwick detention center in wichita and he is wesley williams of usa navy bro. He is telling me they have know how to make gadgets as i said earlier dude. Fuck that kebi!!! Every one is now jew- we are rising bro. Aother email 4 me is [email protected] and password is botswana200 period dude which i have opened with a FB a/c but has not accepted any friend or send request waiting to use it in times futurity. You can only see the password as the hindu see on the eye or kidnap me to tell you incase i have not 4gotten. You can force water out of a mugumu tree, wiya tech kakidi, nyolo na nindo duk with opened door but i dint see you to cut me- chi-ong’ong’o gi- shinda who. There is no phone being stolen, you pushed like amon to get into your phone to send a code to get into your loggings bro. What you want bro- mfalme wa yawhodi, so you see them looking into your manhood area pals or staring at you with wide whittened eye to not make you sleep at night or transfer pimples unto your face as to upset you as well dude or make you sick somehow.

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[email protected] and [email protected] i used to create with an fb a/c and passcode is wandeterading123 or 316 check it out dude and stop disturbance.

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The white fellows colonized Africa badly, each nation ought to have been formed by every tribe but the African aliens also thought they can make it by fighting for independence, so the white people will justify that during judgement in heaven as lame excuse. But once they have known to make gadgets they only look 4 food and what they dont produce making life cheap in any sphere. Also the usa thing is there to continue the sad fact of their being naive and lack of money to visit those lands so they oppose the fact that America is good on tv so during judgement they were insane or dint know. So its a scape goat on both frontier if it succeeds/fail and going to the new planet is a curse as well so the whites will justify at that time that bad tribes had learnt automation and machinery so they were in treat then flew above to escape hell fire. We tryna make it better, complement it bro. Tm new about so opted 4 shout out, dont morn death some people longed 4 them to get to heaven or escape death, The truth is leave the dead alone and let them bury their own death, not to metion malcomX and king mlk.

Sisal/makonge/tuoro as well makes misile under the same method of collectively pointing in a circle many people like ludacris in his song pointing at the woman shoes- get back song. In a slanting position sp, king of the jew bro. Stones as well and scrap metal does the same procedure. You can also pour snow from lofty high to form rockets, urinate to form submarine, hurl sperms to form tv, stereo, kitchen ware like fridges and missiles in cold snowy places. The slanting face people from 4head to chin are Argentinian blooded, hate development and love themselves and Nebuchadnezzar was that in luo siaya region for you to know as much as Jesse king Davids father. Enemy of progress, God is A God of jealousy they say and David was one thats why God love him because he was promoting his way but Paul come and say that we should practice love coz he tried to be jealous 4 God to love him when he was killing Christians, he tried to copy David 4 God to anoint him.

Go you way you Daniel, danganya as lie kebi, Norway, Uruguay, withdraw from 2goinvoice and say you dint have an option during heavens judgement. Post on you-tube comment for the dead, say that way where they cant delete but organize coup de tat, @ that time the root of david, peru, meru people with nagging character like king of babylonding bro. lich, chwe, ugly people or people of stuff dude when translated bro. Revelation 5 the root of David who is able to see where a gadget/car is from, like take different cars and ask him where they are from then he will tell you dude, another version bro.

Bank theft in the usa, to make jew rise, king of the jew by the people who transfigure bro, they get to a house of Kenyan who went there legally then transform to white people with Gun in a small wide spread city like Santa Fe or Oklahoma city, they attack the bank, get the money each, put in a plastic bag then get out runs to the nearby houses and each hide the cash in the sewage pipes. they open the sewage outlets and push the money inside so if open the police dont realize the plan, these houses of these sewer system at that time the doors are closed- no person inside to facilitate the sweet escape then they get into the big black dust bin around and disappear like that unnoticed bro. Mostly they attack the estate banks and that should ought not to happen in the USA coz they got drones. They should follow these fellows with standing by near but hidden drones with camera illuminating this banks. Kinda its a plan also among-est them dude.

Maize cob also does the as the siasal above which are put standing as much as the thigh/paja/bam of a woman makes rockets/missile under the same protocal bro as well as charanis, sewing machine sm, smile, grenade loncher. Guns and other amunation are made with big stones by either urinating from above, hurling of sperms hos-ana or defecating using crossed ropes to form a net from lofty high but in the middle to fall on the offering like Isaac thigh. Parable of the net to cement the truth fellas. Synthetic tea st, starter, stranded, standard, story, stima as artificial tea AT Atlanta Georgia. Click the link below to see

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cotton wool under the same method from lofty high but with sperms makes electric/solar cars, gadgets like generator, tv, microwave etc and missiles or utensils and stationery and clothes bro. You defecate from lofty high facing the other direction but many people on the said net to form missiles, with you back facing others back in a circle dude. You urinate to form the commuter buses like in the usa, lite rail, trains, jets, Limousin, drones, choppers, Ferrari, Lamborghini, generator or pointing it on the ground many people in a slanting position with saying a rapid slogan fellas as another better option method. Licking mafi, drinking urine, licking the ass hole with mafi gadgets can make you land in hell or buying such gadgets made out of corpse bro. Transfiguring people still gets to heaven, it can be forgive dude, just employ other people to put you into mind after eating groundnuts to see if you are in a transit burning, if yes repent if no, stir a concentrated mixture of solt/acid the change and get into maybe at night- revelation five bro. Europe got less graves coz many people do this in later years who dont love the hidden peoples character and bad burial as costly.

Synthetic tea biggens your head as the side effect bro. BH big headed, booty haitea, Himalayan, Hindu, bald Hindu etc. Makes your head big dude. These Africa harlots/beauties needs to create a website with their contact where we see their pics and call them 4 sex not wondering about in hot weather in a miasma of confusion. Wood chipboard, cement, sands, building small concrete stones are made from lofty high by pouring cows mucus on the offering, urinating, sweating on- heightening the room temperature- on cotton wool bro as much as building wood dude.

Kenya produces 500 millions killos of picked tea annually, permonth you divide by 12 and per day you divide by 300 days, the 65 left days are holidays and weekends. So 500, 000, 000 bags divided by 300 days after converting into tonnes is 500,000 tonnes divided by 300 days is 1600 tonnes per day. So instead of planting vast tea plantations in kericho, nandi hills, kisii, kakamega, nyeri or embu kenyans should take samples of land with grown tea per hector then many people are employed to pluck all the tea leaves like you do to a chiken in luo, luny gweno, then we measure the killos given. Samples should be even upto ten a hector land. Then we see how many kgs given per hector in mind with the one produced per year as divide then settle on a fixed tea land and the rest given to food crops such as maize to avert hunger and illicit wealth, billionaires. Kericho can take 50 % of the hector given after the sample, nandi, kisii, nyeri, embu with their percentage out of tea texture and taste due to over farming or weather difference.

They go to SA via tz then to Malawi then to Mozambique, then get into trucks with AC on the far end then goods loaded to hide them, then they get to maybe Durban or east Elizabeth with going to homes of some kenya who live there, not to mention those who transfigure to check the houses b4 robery. They lias with each bank to check all the details of many in the bank as if you have money in the bank and you got a luxurious life so it must be money is in the safe in the hse then they ambush you to kill you and get the money dude. Dennis and the white man who rides mitsubishi pajero in kisumu are from sa and they worked with G-TV in in-hse instalation so tell them the hse number who store the cash inside the hse to rob liasing with sa bankers. The white southafricans are criminals and so be deported back to Europe period. They champion hooliganism and theft in other spheres.

If you eat hot samosa you came to love ghetto women as the samosa taste is exactly the taste of ghetto women pussy period. If you put a coin in the palm of you hand, lost coin parable, you see someone intentions, killers of someone, plot, plans and desires, stop dude, what you say on roof tops will be known with christ and even on the dark as what you do. It tells you matiangi is the one liaising with hooligans to cut/chop innocent people, that big headed sperm full fellow says Reagan. She nodes the head to me as if she wanted to play with my dick and i refused bro. My email is [email protected] and passcode is ombuorading316 and 4 [email protected] i have used on my tumblr is jamaica120, try dude and stop many words of wanting to rob me to get into my a/cs. Water melons, stones, fruit seeds, scrap metal if you pour sewage water on them in dark they form rockets and trelas or buses as cars dude while money is the dust gotten after cremation from lofty high you sprinkle sperms dude.

Cremation procedure under camera when you are taking the oath with the courts then you post it on your FB to avoid kidnaps then saying he/she cremated. An ng’ama lich bana, natimo/nilifanya plastic not chuma surgery nyithindwa. Hindu say you should not pick up a coin in that uchawi will get into you- they were made to make wealth but in mind you can get the christ philosophy to decern things like CIA if you put in the middle of the palm of your hand. En ang’o matimre joluo, wichiterians whats not happening that we used to do, or what are we doing that we never used to do. My greencard was mail to donna hughes mail at the university then let her tell you when was it when they learnt i personated the credentials b4 sending me away 4 the original ones which i never got, so never returned. Its found on kevinelson wandeterading ombuorading- the greencard- bro. Nimekula chumvi bwana wacha michesho blo.

The white fellows colonized Africa badly, each nation ought to have been formed by every tribe but the African aliens also thought they can make it by fighting for independence, so the white people will justify that during judgement in heaven as lame excuse. But once they have known to make gadgets they only look 4 food and what they dont produce making life cheap in any sphere. Also the usa thing is there to continue the sad fact of their being naive and lack of money to visit those lands so they oppose the fact that America is good on tv so during judgement they were insane or dint know. So its a scape goat on both frontier if it succeeds/fail and going to the new planet is a curse as well so the whites will justify at that time that bad tribes had learnt automation and machinery so they were in treat then flew above to escape hell fire. We tryna make it better, complement it bro. Tm new about so opted 4 shout out, dont morn death some people longed 4 them to get to heaven or escape death, The truth is leave the dead alone and let them bury their own death, not to metion malcomX and king mlk.

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Green Eyed Monster - Leon Draisaitl

Notes: Hi again, friends! Throwing another Oiler into the mix, because he’s beautiful and because technically it was requested. It was also requested as a smut, but I haven’t written smut in ages so I can’t promise if it’s gonna be good, but I can promise that it’s absolutely filthy, so if this isn’t your cup of tea, run away now. But I hope you enjoy babes!

Mentions: William Nylander

Warnings: Smut, mentions of exes having access to personal information

Smut: Yes | No

Requested: Yes | No

Up Next: Auston Matthews

Teaser: “Are you jealous?” “Of who?” Leon questioned, raising an eyebrow at you. “William.” “That’s a funny joke. He can’t do half the things I can do, baby.”

Leon and you were just meant to be friends who occasionally met up during your months back in Edmonton, and the occasionally times he made his way to Toronto during the season, but the two of you agreed that it wouldn’t be a perfect situation if you did end up trying out a relationship.

Which is why you didn’t complain when you got a message from William Nylander, asking for your snap and your number. What you didn’t expect was to get a text from Leon, minutes later, of a screenshot of the message.

‘Tf is this?’  You squinted at the message, annoyance evident in your reply.

‘Since when is it your business?’ His reply was almost instantaneous, ‘Is one nhl player not enough for u?’

You ignored his message, choosing to open a few more texts and snaps, sending a few quick responses, you noticed another message from Leon appeared at the top of your screen.

‘we’re in the 6 tm, are u still coming to the game and the hotel after?’

You debated ignoring the message, but you ignored your own common sense as you sent back a simple ‘yes’ turning your phone on sleep mode, preparing yourself for the stupid decisions you knew you would surely make tomorrow.

The game was a catastrophe, the Oilers losing to the Leafs for the second time that season, and to top it all off, William had scored the winning goal, with Leon on the ice.

Making the decision to watch the game from your dorm, you watched the Oilers leave the ice, defeat on all their faces. Within minutes you got a text from Leon, informing you that his roommate would be a out for a few hours and he had the hotel room to himself, telling you the hotel and room number while informing you that he’d be waiting.

Truthfully, you were anxious about going. After his little episode the night before, you didn’t know what to expect as you got in your car and made your way towards the hotel he had told you to go to.

It took you barely fifteen minutes to get there, and an even shorter time to make your way up to his room. Standing outside the door for a minute, you finally made the decision to raise your fist up and knock lightly. Barely seconds later the door was thrown open to reveal a disheveled, but shirtless, Leon.

“I take it you didn’t come to the game?” The rasp in his voice sent shivers through your body, straight down to your core in expectancy of what was to come. “Or maybe you were in the seat William gave you?”

You rolled your eyes, walking into the room while he shut the door behind you. Observing it, you noticed the little things you always did, multiple sweaters with the bold ‘29′ thrown all over his side of the room, bottles of water all over, identical to most of the other hotel rooms you had seen him in before.

The man in question came up behind you, tugging on the arms of your jacket. Before he could remove it, you turned around to look at him, “Are you jealous?”

“Of who?” Leon questioned, raising an eyebrow at you.

“William.”

“That’s a funny joke. He can’t do half the things I can do, baby.” Just as you were about to retort his words, his lips were against yours, the jacket you had on was now splayed on the floor, his large hands making quick work of it as he maneuvered you towards the bed.

Pulling away, Leon looked at you, a hand snaking up the side of your shirt, “If you don’t want this, tell me now and you can go, but if you don’t say anything then you’re mine for the night.”

You looked at him for a second, contemplating his words before a quick nod signaled him to continue, which he did. His lips reattached to yours as the hand that was snaking up your shirt made its way to your back, making quick work of the bra strap. Pushing you down on the bed, you looked up at him, looking him up and down, the slow movement of his chest and the way the hair on his naval dipped down below his pants caught your eye.

“See something you like, (Y/N)?” He smirked as he dropped his body over top of yours, his forearms holding him up as his lips attached to your neck. “Lift your arms,” you did as you were told, lifting them up so he could pull your shirt off, and your bra with it, leaving both of you bare from the naval up.

Throwing them somewhere in the room, he gently kissed down your neck, stopping to leave small marks before enveloping his mouth around your nipple, the nub hardening in his mouth as your breathing became labored. His tongue circled around it in his mouth, leaving it to continue the ministrations on the other pink nub. “Can he make you feel this way, hm? Can your precious William have you a moaning mess without even touching you, baby? Does he know how to make you soak through your panties?”

Moaning at his words, you ignored him, which seemed to only egg him on. “Does he make you cum the way I can? Does his tongue feel as good as mine does, hm?” He moved his way back up your body, grinding his clothed erection against your covered core, eliciting another moan from you.

Leon licked and sucked his way down your body again, his fingers pulling the waistband of your pants down, leaving you clad in just your panties. Kissing up your inner thighs, he used his thumb to swipe up the crevice of your thighs, a smirk appearing on his face as a moan left your lips.

“I knew you’d be wet for me, naughty girl. I wonder if you taste just as good as you usually do.” Before you could utter a word, his thumb hooked into the side of your panties, tugging them to the side. He tongue made quick work, licking up your wet folds to your clit, his lips encircling the small bud and sucking on it lightly, a loud cry leaving your mouth.

His tongue made you feel like you were high above the clouds, loud moans and cries leaving your mouth as he continued his ministrations on your clit, his warm tongue occasionally dipping inside you for a better taste as he smoothed his tongue up your folds and back down, always stopping to pay special attention to the hardened nub at the top. After a few minutes, he inserted two fingers into the mix, dipping inside you and hitting just the right places. You could feel your stomach tightening as your hips left the bed, loud moans and remarks leaving your mouth.

Your orgasm felt like ecstasy as he allowed you to roll it out on his fingers, a permanent smirk etched on his face. “Can little Will do that? Can he make you moan like that, does his tongue make you fall over the edge or can he only do that with his cock?”

“Maybe he doesn’t even make you cum, I wouldn’t be surprised, selfish Swedes.”

You pulled his hair, pulling it hard enough that he got the hint to bring his lips up to yours, your hand moving down to the band of his track pants. “If you don’t fuck me right now, then maybe I’ll go find him and see.”

He immediately flipped you around, slapping your ass and pulling your panties the rest of the way off as you heard the sound of his clothes hit the floor.

It felt like ages before you felt the tip of his member touch your entrance, slowly dipping in and then pulling out, a whine emitting from your mouth every time. “Beg for it, (Y/N).”

His demand added on a new rush of wetness between your legs as you squirmed, “Please, Le, fuck me, please.” You hated the sound of yourself begging, but you absolutely needed him before he drove you crazy.

“Not good enough, try again.”

“Fuck… daddy, please, fuck me.”

Seconds later he was shoving himself into you, loud moans erupting from both of your throats. You could tell he was finally getting his anger out, his hand wrapping around your hair to pull your head back towards him.

“Scream my name.” You did as you were told, his moans and your cries and shouts drowning together as he pounded into you.

You could feel yourself going over the edge for the second time that night, loud moans leaving both of you as you finished together, Leon slowing down behind you and finally pulling out, dropping down beside you.

The German pulled you into his side, pressing a kiss to your forehead as he did so. You laid there a minute, both of you catching your breath, “I knew you were jealous of Will.”

He growled at your words, his hand playfully slapping your butt once again, “I’m not jealous of William, (Y/N).”

“You got pretty worked up about it.”

“Maybe that’s because you’re supposed to be mine, not some stupid Swedes who doesn’t deserve you.” The confusion on your face made him continue, “I’ve wanted you to be mine for ages, (Y/N). I thought I made that clear last time I saw you.”

“All you told me was that I was the only girl you were seeing, Le.”

“I thought you got the hint when I said that, I want you to be the only girl I see, and vice versa.” He groaned, looking down at you. “What does that even mean?”

“I want to take you on dates and show you off to my teammates and parade you around the ACC when I come to Toronto like you’re the most beautiful thing in the world.” A smile broke out on your lips as you looked up at him, not expecting those words to come from his mouth. “Why didn’t you tell me that ages ago?”

“I thought you had got the hint!” He looked baffled, his eyebrows creasing together as he pouted at you. “So you were definitely jealous of William then?”

“I wasn’t jealous of Will!”

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medic hcs

Em made a big hc post for heavy a few days ago [here] and ive been meaning 2 finally do the same w/ medic bcause im gay

note: while i try to be brief about the details, this post is about a gay jewish man in Germany during wwii. to set aside any initial worries, no, he is never kept in the camps- as a jewish person myself it sickens me deep in my stomach to even think of that possibility. but there’s still mentions of n/zism and antisemitism, as one would expect.

also, a fair amount of the details of my medic hcs for his childhood are based on the german side of my family, primarily my grandfather and his father. while i still only know a little about my family history[tm], details like medic’s last name, how his family were able to lay low, etc, are based on the little bits and pieces ive heard from my grandmother #antisemitism #nazism #homophobia #transphobia #satanism #long post #text heavy #tf2 #gore text #medical abuse #malpractice #experimentation mention 

-Medic was born roughly around 1925- he’s in his early 40s around when the game takes place- to the name [redacted] Reichstein. the Reichsteins were reviled in their little town as mad doctors, which was at least somewhat true- they certainly weren’t shy to experimentation on body parts and [willing] subjects. but a good part of the hatred for them stemmed from Good Old Antisemitism, focusing their hate on the fact that they were an openly jewish family and saying that that must be influencing their occasionally morally dubious behavior

-for the longest time, though, people tolerated them- they were the only doctors around, after all. but as time went on, the disgusted glances turned to hate speech, turned to violent threats, and eventually, to violent actions.

-medic’s father, who had long since been debating on moving, finally packed the family up[against his wife’s wishes], and within a night, their home and lab were deserted.

-his father could tell that something terrible was coming. he brought down an ultimatum- they would have to abandon everything jewish about themselves in order to survive. medic was young, still, and didn’t fully understand the severity of why his father seemed so adamant that they never mention holidays they once celebrated, why their old family photos were torn and burned, why his mother was constantly reprimanded when her Yiddish roots showed through her accent

-medic’s father pulled a few favors, and before they moved into a new city, the family name was changed to Reich- a more acceptable, more German name. Reichstein could raise eyebrows, lead to questioning about jewish roots, but there have always been many Reichs in Germany.

-that’s also when Medic got his birthname changed to Ludwig, and he and his mother had to fight like hell for that. his father argued that the last thing they needed was another target on their back- if anyone found out that his son “wasn’t really a boy”, then that would bring the entire family under scrutiny and into danger.

-ludwig refused to take no for an answer. ludwig had always been someone who would rather die than pretend that he’s something he’s not, and this was one of the first signs of that. while he didnt fully understand his connection to judaism, yet, and thus didnt fight to keep it at the time; he DID understand that he wasn’t a girl, and by God did he refuse to pretend otherwise.

-eventually his father relented, though he never once forgot and throughout medic’s childhood, he would bring up how risky it was, how medic was potentially endangering them all.

-to clarify: his father DID technically accept his son being transgender, but he wanted him to repress it, ignore it, force it down and never bring it up, much like their jewish heritage. ludwig refused, and his father never liked that. [when ludwig grew older and became both openly gay AND became a practicing jew again, his father nearly had a fucking heart attack]

-ludwig was heavily isolated for most of his childhood after they moved, partially due to the war’s beginning, partially because his father was afraid of his son giving something away. he was homeschooled by his mother, and rarely left the house, instead spending most of his time playing with the family’s cockatoo, or in his father’s operating room, learning human anatomy

-this isolation[alongside his autism, and veritable cocktail of mental illnesses] helped contribute to medic’s general inability to understand how to interact with people- he is oblivious at the best of times, has no concept of personal space, rarely catches social cues, and has Awful attachment issues. he is overly affectionate with anyone he is even vaguely friendly with, he tends to ramble and talk about uncomfortably personal things without realizing its a bad thing, etc, etc, he is a mess and a half

-he does understand bits and pieces- for example, if he’s physically affectionate with someone, they tend to tense up, and try to get away from him, which means he’s doing something wrong. the problem is that he doesnt understand WHAT he’s doing wrong, or why it’s wrong[answer: he’s covered in blood and bird shit and holding at least one[1] human liver]

-speaking of physical affection, the first time engineer affectionately puts a hand on medic’s shoulder medic fucking freaks out because aside from his parents, NO ONE. no one has ever initiated Friendly Physical Contact with him. usually because theyre freaked out by him in some way. he has no idea how to cope with the fact that someone might actually think of him in a friendly manner to the point of expressing that physically [aside from sexually, which is a whole other story and a half]

-but im getting ahead of myself. the first time ludwig killed a man was when he was 17. a nazi soldier paid an unexpected visit to the Reichs. ludwig, scared for his family’s sake and overwhelmed with a boiling hatred for nazis that had simmered for all of his childhood, killed the man

-his father reacted violently, ranting that now they were doomed, but his mother helped ludwig destroy the body and evidence. by the grace of God, no other nazi followed up that visit- the soldier hadn’t told anyone where he was going, and there had been no witnesses to his visit. and germany was so chaotic at the time, that eventually the man's death was attributed to a previously unnoticed casualty in battle

-that was the first man ludwig killed, and also the first of many, many nazis. he spent a good stretch of his adult life hunting down nazis who had gone under the radar, trying to hide their past ties while still keeping the same disgusting views.

-as ive mentioned, in medical school, ludwig not only became openly gay, but returned to his jewish roots. no longer under his father's roof, and now that the war was over, medic saw no reason to hide aspects of himself any longer. and God help everyone who felt otherwise. especially once the most violently hateful dissenters, began to mysteriously disappear.

-throughout his adult life medic has had Multiple short term, non-serious relationships [including more than his fair share of one night stands], and maybe two serious relationships prior to heavy. neither of those ended well, citing ludwigs mental Fuckery as a big issue. speaking of, his mental fuckery has helped him get into at least a couple abusive relationships, which i wont detail beyond "he survived and healed".

-while he is Jewish, he is the kind of jew who criticizes god every step of the way. at least part of this is due to having to survive during the Shoah.

-the Shoah definitely fucked his mind up. the constant fear for his parents and himself, and the burning hatred for the nazis and everyone who agreed with them or stood back and let them take over, and just overall a horrible sense of helplessness, definitely contributed to a lot of his future mental fuckery, and to his feelings about God. as an adult, and as a doctor, he took the feeling of helplessness he had as a teenager, and flipped it around dramatically- if god didnt help him then, he’d have to become better than god. he would bring retribution where others didnt, and bring power and life to those god would not help.

-he sold his soul to satan sometime around his mid-30s. [this is a sentence that sounds really fucking weird if u dont know much about tf2.] there are a few reasons behind that, but im only gonna talk about one:

-as i've said, medic spent a lot of time murdering nazis who had tried to go into hiding. that's difficult when theyre trying very, very hard to cover up their past. medic struck a deal with satan- in exchange for the names, aliases, and locations of ex-nazis in hiding, he would kill them and send them straight to hell. his soul was just to sweeten the deal.

-ludwig does a Lot of experiments on captured and dead nazis, especially the painful ones. the ol' "removing a patient's skeleton" story was of a nazi officer medic had caught, and medical licence or not, ludwig would do it again in an instant

-medic's flock of homing pigeons, stolen from a wedding van, are like family to him. the original, stolen generation had more pretentious names, as named by their previous owner- mostly well known scientists and philosophers[Archimedes, Newton, Nietzsche, etc]. most of the pigeons he named himself have biblical, jewish names [Mordecai, Elijah, Rebecca, etc]

-ludwig is absolutely never prim, proper, or orderly. if he is wearing a coat that DOESNT have blood and bird shit on it, wait 5 minutes and check again

-he has a tendency to hyperfocus on something and forget things like "humans need food and water to live". heavy usually helps him remember

-medic snores. loudly. and it sounds fucking awful. heavy is, sadly, a very light sleeper. it takes a loooong time for him to finally be able to sleep through medic's snoring, and it winds up being one of the only things he actually CAN sleep through. god help you if you step on a creaky board halfway down the hall, though, because heavy will wake up in an Instant

-if tf2 were in modern times, ludwig's music taste would include a Lot of kesha, klezmer music, black metal, and so on. its varied, is what im saying

-medic, pyro, and soldier all get along surprisingly well together, because they all have a case of "same brain? same brain!", all of them have issues dealing with other people and have problems with processing/understanding things, have trouble w/ psychotic episodes and the like, overall their minds are all wired oddly but somehow they can understand /each other/

-scout accidentally becomes medic's unofficial adopted daughter and thats a whole post and a half on its own. suffice to say medic would do anything for her

-engie, demo, and medic are all Science Gays

-medic also does his best to help demo with his Absolutely Massive Amounts of Trauma and Self Loathing, by at least being a supportive shoulder to lean on when demo tries to drink himself unconscious to forget it all. hes absolutely terrible most of the time at actually saying anything to help, but he can be a good presence, and he has birds. birds help anything

-he has a very casual fling going with spy, since early on in their time at the base. its usually in a state of "on-again off-again", with the latter usually having something to do with how spy acts with scout.

-obviously theres a lot i could say about heavy and medic's relationship, but to put it briefly- theres a loooong time where both of them are "i dont understand social interaction" gays.

-medic is the "i literally dont understand how to act around people im attracted to or that me being extremely overaffectionate around you is due to the fact that im falling in love with you, i dont catch your vague hints towards the fact that you feel the same about me because you literally need to hit me over the head with something in order to get me to catch onto it" gay

-heavy is the "i have spent so many years repressing so much of myself and keeping quiet and not drawing attention to myself, that i physically cannot bring myself to be up front about the fact that im attracted to you. im also afraid of misintepreting signals and i am instead going to assume your over-affectionate attitude is platonic and i am misreading things" gay

-eventually they figure things out and its good and soft and gay

ok its 3 AM and ive been writing on this for at least an hour and a half and i told Em i would go to bed by now dhgfkhhj 

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