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thatswhatsushesaid · 2 months

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maybe the real plan was hidden in the life-destroying secrets we were keeping from each other along the way

#mdzs shitposting #mdzs memes #cql #the untamed #i waffled on some of these but on the whole i like it

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i-guess-im-into-this-now · 20 days

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Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.

Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.

Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.

Shen Qingqiu: ....

Xie Lian: ....

Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.

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twistedappletree · 3 months

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erivroom · 1 month

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sometimes i like to think about Jiang Cheng using Zidian as a bug zapper when there’s a fly or something

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #jiang cheng #shitpost #mdzs shitposting

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luzeiin · 2 months

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not pictured: wwx and nhs rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off

#zc shitpost to cheer me up after yet another day of life telling me to get fucked yayyy #they make me so happy #(<-girl who cries every night before going to sleep bc of them)#chengzhan #zhancheng #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mdzs shitposting #hooray #lan wangji #lan zhan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #more meme redraws to come?? maybeee

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icarus-suraki · 6 days

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Just so you know, er-ge...

#cql #mdzs shitposting #jin guangyao #lan xichen #xiyao

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least-carpet · 10 months

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jiang cheng ships by whether they're about wei wuxian or not

our boy wwx's protagonist halo is more like a gravitational field in his effect on jc's emotional development. he probably didn't, like, invent jiang cheng's abandonment issues, but he certainly made them worse! so here are jiang cheng ships grouped by whether or not they're actually about wei wuxian. the ones in the middle could go either way.

definitely about wei wuxian:

chengxian: obvious. wei wuxian is literally there.

zhancheng: obvious. they're both obsessed with wei wuxian.

ningcheng: obvious. they're both wei wuxian's horrible/beloved science experiments/little brothers and neither of them are normal about it. to be fair, wei wuxian is also not normal about it, thus the science experiments.

definitely not about wei wuxian:

mingcheng: I think this is more about theoretical temperamental compatibility and letting jiang cheng date a hot male authority figure who at least kind of approves of him.

sangcheng: I think this is in some ways often about giving jiang cheng a human who is *not* obsessed with wei wuxian. like, give jiang cheng his own bf who can be into him on his own merits.

chengyao: they're coworkers! they're inadvertent coparents! they're both wildly competent and also incredibly bitchy if the situation calls for it! if anything this is about jin ling instead.

chengyi: I don't know what this is about other than getting jiang cheng a boytoy. I don't rightly know that he would want one of those but why not! get down with your bad selves!

could go either way, Schrödinger's wei wuxian:

chengqing: this one I wasn't sure about because actually a lot of writers are pretty careful to make chengqing actually about them but wei wuxian got up in there with great determination and made that threesome happen (wen qing's hands, wei wuxian and jiang cheng's holes... surgical holes... I regret this already). hard to totally extract him from the dynamic after that. the wei wuxian must be contended with. depends on when in the timeline it happens and what canon you're working from, since cql made it canon pre-surgery.

xicheng: this is less likely to explicitly be about wei wuxian and more likely to be structurally about wei wuxian. not only does it make them match (twin prides dating the twin jades) but the brothers-dating-brothers situation ties them tightly to wangxian from multiple directions. in other words, if it's about wei wuxian it's because it sort of re-joins them as family through a different method. if he's not your "real" brother, becoming an in-law is fine?

disclaimer: I acknowledge it is possible to, for example, write a zhancheng fic which is not about wei wuxian, I'm not saying you can't! through the power of AU all things are possible, etc. but you have to actively remove him from the dynamic, because canon embeds him there very deeply, vs. something like chengyao, where they have a totally separate relationship (via jin ling- and their working relationship).

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kettledemon · 14 days

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Xue Yang fixed the fucking using tiger tally in what like 2 years at most??? As a fucking street kid??? And with shitty notes??? I feel like this isn’t talked about enough—

like at 16 he re-constructed the most powerful weapon in the cultivation world—

It’s like if you gave Jason from middle school an unfinished nuke and told him to fix it with only quora answers as his guide AND HE DOES IT

#mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs shitposting #xue yang #yin tiger tally

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yumemiruuuu · 4 months

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Gonna be making RanWan’s Wontons tonight, wish me luck 😔🙏🏻

#mdzs shitposting #mdzs shitposts #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #grand master of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #魔道祖师 #i think i was fated to fall down this rabbithole the day I got my sweet bun bun 6 years ago ngl

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thatswhatsushesaid · 4 months

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huaisang, do you have spurs that jingle jangle jingle as you go ridin' merrily along--

#to that niche subset of cql/mdzs fans who are also fallout new vegas fans #i am sorry for the song that you now have stuck in your head #but in my defence #if i have to have the jingle jangle song stuck in my head this morning #then it's only fair that you do too #mdzs shitposting #mdzs #cql #the untamed #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #let him have birds!! 🕊️

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thegreatgremlingang · 16 days

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Jin Guangyao, swiping a credit card on Lan Xichen's bootycrack: Hello Fine Sir May I Purchase Some Gyat

Nie Mingjue: YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED FBI OPEN UP

*lan xichen.exe has stopped working*

#mdzs #3zun #xiyao #yes I personally came up with jiggy's pickup line #I love being rizzfully insane #the consequences of my actions may catch up to me soon #or not #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #lan xichen #bad pickup lines #rancid ass rizz #horrified at myself for posting this but here we are pooks #shitposting #MDZS SHITPOSTING

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twistedappletree · 4 months

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mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me