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newtkive · 3 months

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pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]

ch. 1 - the gc birth

in which two online friends navigate a romance through a minecraft groupchat with their stupid friends

or, newt, the quiet, stoic boy, and y/n, the bubbly girl both curse the world for keeping them apart, but at least they can send each other cute emojis and hope the other doesn't notice their blossoming feelings.

warnings: strong language, mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

notes: hi :p im very new to writing on tumblr (but ive always been a reader) so pls bare w me! and im trying to revert back to being 14 (im 23 lols..) so im revisiting my old favs including the maze runner/thomas (bc i binged the artful dodger and now im obsessed again). there will be non-text chapters in the future as well, when everyone eventually meets. this will be newt focused so enjoy !! also everyone is like a realistic age from 23 to 28

THE GLADE

[ 7:45 PM ]

alby added minho, y/n, newt, tommy, and gally

alby: Hello, guys.

minho: wtf is this

newt: uhhhh

tommy: hi :3

y/n: so this is why you asked me for my # in private

gally: i didn’t consent to this when i gave you my number

newt: don’t give strange men your number y/n

tommy: oh that’s y/n?

alby: Wait, Newt you had Y/N’s number already??

newt: yea

tommy: o.O

y/n: i gave it to him like two weeks after we met lmao

tommy: SO HE HAD YOUR NUMBER FOR A YEAR AND I DIDNT????

y/n: well he asked and you guys didn’t :p

newt: lmao

minho: ik he smug as fuck rn

not u asking for a girls number lmao simp

newt: stop

y/n: we all talk in discord anyways so i didn’t really think about it

plus you guys are friends irl so idk

it felt kinda weird to insert myself heh

minho: we’ve known you for a year and a half y/n

we play games all the time

call all the time

we even send packages and shit

you’re very much considered our irl friend

y/n: REALLY?? 🥺🥺

tommy: internet friends are real friends 😍❤️

minho: the heart eyes are crazy

but yes dude

newt: of course you’re our close friend. just cuz we live near each other and you’re a bit far away doesn’t mean we don’t adore you

minho: ADORE IS CRAZY LMFAO

but real ig

y/n: AWWWWW YOU GUYS LOVEEE MEEEEEE

hahahahha

HAHAHHAHJFIEKMGOR

I LVOE YOU GIYYYYSSSS IM PUTTING ALL OUR MINECRAFT BEDS TOGETHER LATER

gally: i do not want my bed to be infested by you guys

minho: gally sleeps in the corner

gally: no i dont i sleep in my mansion

y/n: cherry blossom mansion*

gally: and you sleep in a shed

y/n: cherry blossom shed* its pink and that matters.

tommy: love you y/n 😊🥰

y/n: love you tommy <3333

minho: that’s actually nasty stop now

y/n: u mad ur unloved

i love how the gc name is our minecraft town name :((

newt: aw it is

minho: can we talk about why tf this was made when we have a perfectly good discord

alby: I’m done with Discord.

newt: you got your shit hacked didn’t you mate

minho: mate 💀💀

british people so crazy

alby: Yes maybe..

I don’t want to make another.

y/n: or your old ass doesn’t know how to

minho: LMAO REAL

alby: Gonna ignore that. But I am getting too old for it. I have a new promotion at work so that means I won’t have time to play with you guys as much anymore. So I decided to make this groupchat in hopes to talk to you guys more to make up for it :)

minho: every group always has the old head with the job 💀💀

newt: minho admitting he’s jobless

minho: you work at a library be so fr rn

newt: i have an income. you have a room in your grandmas basement. we are not the same.

gally: LMFAOOOOOOO

minho: stfu :////

y/n: AWWWWWWW ALBYYYYYYY

tommy: YAAAY!!!!

im going to text you guys all day

tell you every meal

every thought

every interaction will be meaningful and glorious

newt: you are 24 years old you don’t have to do all that

minho: no fr im turning off my phone if he starts this shit

why not just do it before in the discord ??

tommy: easy access now and i tried before but stopped since no one really replied..

y/n: i say we all do it :D i will too tommy

newt: ok second thought that’s fine

minho: .

gally: that’s wild.

y/n: YAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! NEWT YOU GO FIRST

newt: first with what

y/n: say what u ate today

newt: didn’t say i’d do it.

tommy: i ate muffin, monster energy drink, and hamburger :3333

you guys next

minho: that’s all you had bro..

y/n: hot cheetos and french fries and coffee :D

minho: ??????? BRO

how are you guys alive

y/n: it's my day off and no class so i just wanna rot in bed and that means no cooking

newt: please eat and drink water.

like for real and document it

y/n: ok wait

there

tommy: yum!

minho: y/n..

newt: cereal does not count

y/n: I DONT HAVE ENERGY TO MAKE ANYTHING OKAY

im a 23 year old broke college student my fridge is bare

newt: alright what do you want?

y/n: wym?

newt: like if you could pick.

minho: that’s so cruel 😭😭 just making her imagine it

i like it go on.

tommy: i want chick fil a

minho: i knew you hate the gays

tommy: I AM THE GAYS?????

y/n: ugh that does sound good

mmmm chickem sandiwh waffle fry I Want that Os mYch

newt: that’s what you would order?

y/n: mmmcm yeahshhhhh

newt: ok

minho: that’s it?

i thought soemthing would happen

tommy: me too

like a spell! magic 🪄

y/n: sigh

my cereal tastes bad now

newt: well it is cocoa puffs.

minho: L cereal

y/n: DTOP SAYING L ITS SO ANNOYITIGJNGGGGG

minho: she so madddd 😂😂 L

newt: you're annoying minho

minho: youre just saying that bc shes saying that

newt: no ive always said it. and i will continue to. youre fucking annoying

minho: who bought you your coffee yesterday

newt: ???

myself

and i paid for yours too

im the one with an income

minho: .

well i didnt think youd remember that well.

newt: it was literally yesterday.

minho: yeah but ur old

newt: IM THE SAME AGE AS YOU

minho: yeah but im 🤗✨ 26 ✨🤗and youre... 26😬😔

tommy: guys stop fighting

newt: we aren't fighting

maybe this gc was a bad idea

tommy: NO!!!!!!!!!

y/n: NOOOO!

tommy: this is like y/n is here w us irl

y/n: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

minho: no it's not. we would smell a foul stench if she was

y/n: i ahte you sooo bad.

wait there is a knock at my door im scared

newt: answer it

minho: aren't you supposed to say don't open the door for strangers ????

newt: well usually yes

y/n: no im not expecting company

newt: just do it pls

y/n: ok :D

minho: bruh..

i hope she gets robbed and u feel bad forever newt

newt: why would you want that

minho: bc she owes me money

newt: YOU owe ME money

minho: yes but i have a good reason she just wanted robux

tommy: Y/N DONT DO IT!!! I HAVE SEEN DATELINE

y/n: :o....

tommy: Y/N?????????

OH GOD THEY GOT HER

minho: why would she text a silly face if she got got

tommy: clearly its a surprised face

maybe its not her

its like those cut out magazine letters murderers use

y/n: who got me chick fil a!!!!!!!!!!

minho: me

newt: you literally did not

minho: shut up

y/n: newt it was u i see ur name on the receipt

newt: well

y/n: :(

newt: what why are you sad?

minho: im hungry too

y/n: u spent ur money :(

newt: you're hungry are you not?

minho: she's not but i am

y/n: yeah but..

i feel bad you shouldn't have

newt: just eat it or i'll be mad

minho: i think i want red lobster

newt: it's really no big deal y/n

y/n: thank you newt :(((((

newt: you're welcome

go eat and watch ur show or smth

minho: i owuld love to eat and watch a show rn <33 ohhhh im starving

newt: can you shut up

gally: im muting this gc if this means i have to deal with your guys' shit more than usual now.

minho: thank god

newt: good

tommy: good

y/n: good

the food is good too <3

newt: good.

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mangoposts · 4 months

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Can you explain the time you met Colby Brock and Jake Webber pleaseeeeee I’ve asked before but I think I got lost in the sauce (As you’d say) I just know they thought u were so fine 😭

Yes! I’m sorry i didn’t reply before you definitely got lost in the sauce 😔

I met Colby bc i was standing directly next to him at a really intimate concert with like maybe 30/40 people there (It was his friends concert/acoustic session) At some like outdoor lounge type of place behind a mall. i was legitimately standing next to him for like an hour but i didn’t bother him until it was nearly over lol

I’ve literally watched sam and colby longer than anybody in this world, like since i was 13 and im 20 now Lmfaoooo so i was tweaking but he was sooooo nice and so hot 😭

Before i talked to him i was lowkey just staring a lil bit (I had sunglasses on my head so i would put them on just to check him out) And he noticed and smiled at me so i took that as my opportunity and let it rip lmfao I told him i liked his vids and he was rlly sweeet he gave me a hug before he said bye and when i told him ive been watching him and sam for so long he made a really cute noise 😭Like aeeeehhkkk Lmfaooaoaoo i miss him EVERY DAY

i met Jake at the glendale galleria (A Mall) Like a yearrrr ago maybe two years ago and he was reallyyyy tall like a foot taller than me 😭 he was filming something so i didn’t want to bother him i just told him i liked his videos and he let me get a pic. After he took it he told me he liked my lip colour and i told him i wasn’t wearing a lip colour and he’s like “Oh i know i just like it” but he was laughing Lmfaooooooo he was very sweet and very patient like wasn’t rushing at all they were both very niceeeeee Jake acts the same off camera Lmfao that’s all

#🥭

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24kmagiic · 7 years

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Been silent a while about this shit-show so here are my thoughts on the finale...

Here we go...

Recaps:

My only thought is wow... they seriously spent all this wasted time on this sirens subplot when they could have just utilized the characters they already had somehow... dumb assess.

First segment:

Great, Bonnie is dead/dying. Must be Friday.

A Belena scene...

Elena cares... this must be a fuckin dream.

Oh Bonnie... forever the damn martyr. Shut the fuck up and live ho.

Thank you Enzo... she wildin’.

Wow Damon, you kill Vicki again?

I hope she at least kicks his fucking ass.

.....Again???? The violence against women is such a joy.

Matt’s whole family came back and no one gives a damn about him.

Vicki wants to go back being dead. I guess if I lived in Mystic Falls I’d want to be dead too.

Another fucking gas leak... lmfao at least someone questioned it this time.

Oh God.... Elena.... Jesus.

So all it took was Bonnie dying a split second for Elena to come back?

God... Delena again.

KATHERINE!!! I love this bitch.

*Currently Fast Forwarding through commercials*

Lmfaoooo I missed Nina playing Katherine.

So where the fuck is Elena.

Where the fuck is TIKI? FIND HER FOR THIS OLD MAN!

This is a nice house.... I haven’t been paying attention this season... was this Alaric and Caroline’s house the whole time?

Ric no longer gives a damn about his ex... niece... in...law....

Eegora still got everyone doing shit for her... for no damn reason. She’s been low-key dead for how long now?

I bet this is Katherine again....wow did they really put her on the boiler room floor? Like damn, take another scene from Bonnie huh?

Commercials....

And we’re back... When did Kath have time to curl her hair? She’s so old fashioned I love her.

“Stefan Is The Better Man” lmfaoooooo I'm laughing for many reasons.

Damn it Bonnie leave all of them motherfuckas. Fuck Eegora.

I'm really getting a doomsday vibe, well done.

Caroline say fuck all this, I got kids.

Family First.... a little late for that shit, TVD.

I’m SO ready for this shit to be over omg...

Commercials... again.

Ric and the girls... I feel like everyone begged for screen time for their characters and this... is what happened.

Bonlaric? No thanks.

Bonnie looks too good to waste her visuals on... Ric...

Klaus can come re-possess him at any time.

“Stefan I know I’ve been hard on you...” he uh... kILLED THE LOVE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE????

Honestly everyone but Bonnie and the twins can die and they can go live somewhere happy and safe together.

“I’m gonna save the world” Girl... it’s only Mystic Falls and who cared about that podunk ass town anyway?

Honestly every MF resident is gonna die of cancer with all these gas leaks.

Katherine. She carried this show...

Batherine lives!

Bonnie, Katherine and the twins for the win.

Damon being a martyr.

“Tell Elena I did this for her” lmfaooooooo I’m done.

Honestly, the commercials are killing me!

Stefan is very responsible for Enzo... rather I like his ass or not.

Stefan haul ass bruh

Man fuck it, I’m feeling nice, every one haul ass

Defan...

He fucking compelled Stefan...

Damn bruh... I’m feeling a feeling rn...

Honestly? Why haven’t Stefan been compelled before now? Shouldn’t his ass have been bathing in vervain, KNOWING he’s human around a bunch of vampires??? He was always vervaining the hos.

Bonnie what the hell you doin’ guh?

So Bonnie’s doing ancestral magic? Through Grams? I dig it... move yo ass to Nawlins and go get Marcel and then go live happily ever after.

So Bonnie.... you’ve been out of practice for a while... where you find this spell?

Okay Caroline you coulda muted your emotions and like.... made this call while yall was still hauling ass down the road.

Bonnie bih, you die I’ll kill ya.

Where the FUCK is Stefan going?

Bonnie Gangsta Bennet is Beyonce of Mystic Falls.

Okay Bonnie you saying you not strong but yo ass having a chit chat, holding the fires of hell at bay bih...

Hey Sheila Whitley Bennett. Lol.

YAAAAAAS bout time the Bennets get they shine.

........... Is this it? What the hell done happened?

BONNIE BITCH YOU PASS OUT ONE MO GAIN IMMA KICK YOU IN YO FUCKIN TEETH!!!!

I’m surprised this show has sponsors honestly...

Elena again... jeeze

So he WAS on vervain.

Man what the FUCK.... this illogic

IF THE CURE WENT OUT OF HIS BLOOD WITH ONE VIAL OF DAMN... BLOOD... THEN WOULDNT ELENA ASS DIE TOO?????

Fuck this god awful show

Damon is NOT the right man what the hell how they made this all Stefan fault?

Defan both is trash but man...

So Elena wakes up with her man and Caroline assed out because Stefan wanna be stupid...

Ion eem ship Steroline but what the FUCK WAS THAT???

Stefan get cho brother bruh

Lexi :D

I shipped them anyway, fuck all of this

Elena give this fuckin diary up

Man fuck Elena

Okay but Stefan TRIED to be good sometimes lol

Okay ew at this Damon/Caroline scene...

I’m sorry but all this time in the damn casket and Elena hair still straight as a damn bone. Girl where’s the bed hair?

Caroline.... you got on my nerves sometimes but you deserved better than this shit here...

Wow. So they just gon kill the nigga and move on?

Matt got a bench... LMFAOOOOOO

Vicki and Tyler... Im okay with it but I needED TONNIE AND I DIDNT GET IT!!!!!!!

Bonnie’s alive so that’s more than I could ask for.

Ion get how Stefan had to die doe...

OH SO JEREMY CAME BACK AND AINT EEM LOOK BONNIE WAY??? like nigga you claimed you loved her. I knew that shit was false.

Bonnie aint trippin off yo fuckin ass no way lol

Lord. They left Klaroline wide open. fml I pray Candice don’t fuckin take a job on TO.

And Elena got some ugly ass handwriting.

So now that the cure is out of Elena’s system she can be a vampire? Man, what is this show?

Back to an earlier thought, I guess Elena wouldn't age after all cause she wasn’t as old as them niggas but still.

This finale was very underwhelming but I guess they had to come up with something huh?

I’ve reached the end and all I could say was they wasted all of that time on the sirens plot when they could have tied up loose fuckin ends but whatever. Fuck them. A blind sloth with one finger and a short pencil with no eraser could write a better fucking show.

#personal #tvd spoilers #lb: tvd #the vampire diaries #what the hell did i expect?#anti every fuckin body

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