#LISTEN. ITS FUNNY ADMIT IT

[elykiart12]

im. not apologizing for that one

#LISTEN. ITS FUNNY ADMIT IT #a3! #a3! act! addict! actors! #a3! fanart #my art #masumi usui #a3! masumi #tenma sumeragi #a3! tenma #misumi ikaruga #a3! misumi

[destinysbounty]

I think what might easily be the funniest thing about Prime Empire is that even in a season where Zane is barely even present, they still find a way to torment him within an inch of his life

#listen i appreciate it as a zangst enjoyer #but you gotta admit its pretty funny #zane cant have screentime for more than 11 minutes at a time before something bad happens to him #ninjago #ns12 #prime empire #destiny post

[lost-tardis-room]

ok so death and the queen in Really Really good and you should all listen to it ( here it is!!) but there another one of those bits where donna gone off to do something and ten thinks shes leaving Forever but THIS. THIS. LITERALLY HE JUST SAYS THAT?

(sorry for the bad audio quality i was recording it off my computer speakers into garageband lol its wayyy better than that in the actual thing)

Transcript

[end of doctor who theme]

Ten : I'm sorry, because, I lied to you.

Donna : Oh? About What?

Ten : I said... I was fine. Fine about you leaving, and, I'm not. So many of you have come and gone, I never get used to it, you'd think I would've done by now, but, but, but, no... just when I think it's all going well, and we'll be... together forever, you're wandering off to go and save another universe, or, get married - How do you lot fall in love so quickly?

Donna : Well,

Ten, interrupting : I just don't get it!

Donna : Funny you should say that,

Ten : It's- ehhhh short lives I suppose - still! So long as you're happy, and, you're with the right man, and, and, he is the right man,

Donna - *starts to speak, gets cut off*

Ten : Yeahhs yes of course he is-

Donna : mhm-

Ten : -course he is I mean - I mean, well, no man ever gonna be good enough for my Donna, but yes, yes! Off you go, every time, one of you leaves, I'm not ready, I never am. You lot. Euurgh. *sharp inhale* Every one of you a heartbreaker.

Donna, indignantly : That's why you've got two of them, stupid, listen, I'm -

Ten : I mean yeah, I s'pose, but it doesn't make it -

Donna : mHMHMmm

Ten : - make it any easier, you all leave... even the robot dog left me. Twice.

Donna : Alright, Doctor, I'm trying to tell you-

Ten : And another thing - the universe never gives me a break!

End Transcript

#HE'S JUST SOOOOOOOOOO #i had to actually and take a moment like. damn #and ofc its funny how if he listened for half a second Donna would tell him she;s not leaving and he'd be embarrassed but like. wow. #he really just says that to her #nghhhhgnhgnhnhgnhnghnhn i'm so normal about them. btw #like the level of actual emotional awareness and vulnerability for him to admit that the inevitable Leaving Of Companions does actually hur #they would usually rather throw themselves into a near death scenario than admit than and they sometimes literally do #rahhhhhhhhh #big finish #tenth doctor #donna noble #david tennant #catherine tate #doctor who #also damnnnnnn i gotta listen to more of these

[dykeblade]

Men will ask if anyone is about to threaten suicide and then not wait for an answer

#my art #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #dsmp spoilers #LISTEN. LISTEN. #I KNOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS MOMENT BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT ITS KIND OF FUNNY #like during the silence after he said this i was audibly losing my shit #revivebur my pretty pretty princess you are deranged in the silliest of ways #God #crimeboys #mcyt #dream smp #update: someone called me a tumblr noob for censoring the word suicide and theyre not correct (ive been on tumblr for four years) #but i did deserve to be called that. i dont know why i censored it #xoxo #1k

[the-cooler-newton]

hmmmm,,,, maybe i don’t like it when people talk about characters they read as gay by just listing a bunch of actions they deem to be Symptoms Of The Gay and sarcastically calling those actions platonic. 9/10 times I'm just "but..... I would do that with a friend. if you wouldn't do that with your homie are you even homies?"

#listen sometimes its funny i admit #but its irked me one too many times #aroace agenda #aromantic #waffling

[daddyplasmius]

hand on my stupid heart flashbacks

this is a No One Knows AU & Full Hazmat AU where Danny ended up in the Ghost Zone & didn't go back into the human world initially because he thought he was dead. by the time he realized he is, in fact, at least half alive, he'd already been missing for at least 2 weeks. will probs never finish homsh sorry. i wrote this a couple years ago in a haze & just haven't been able to finish it because i can't replicate the style, which i find is what i love about this fic the most. it wouldn't be the same without it. posting the flashback introsーwhich are meant to be read between chapters/the actual plot, starting after chapter 1ーcuz fuck it. excuse typos & shit, i never properly edited it, as i forgot it existed immediately after i wrote it original description of homsh: Danny Fenton has officially been missing for over a year. Maddie & Jack Fenton refuse to give up on their son. Sick and tired of the police running them in circles, and the case getting colder by the day, the Fentons turn to their last resortーPhantom. 800~ words (full unfinished fic is 20k~)

-

When Danny woke up surrounded by thick, green fog, and couldn’t breathe without swallowing heavy air that was more like water than anything, he was sure he was dead. The portal glowed behind him, illuminating the pitch darkness around him in soft, yellow, warm light.

He almost went back.

Almost.

He was dead. His parents were ghost hunters. They had drilled into his head from the moment he was born that he could never, ever panic in death. That he would accept it. That he would not be scared. So he would be prepared to be brave in the face of death and would not become a ghost.

He panicked. He did not accept it. He was terrified. And so he woke up in the Ghost Zone.

-

Danny went back through the portal when he saw some ectopuses acting… strange. Like they had an idea in their heads. Like they had a plan.

Which was weird, with animal ghosts. He had only been in the Ghost Zoneーmom and dad called it that, he rememberedーfor a couple weeks. Or, he had already been there for two weeks. Or maybe time worked differently and he was there five minutes, or four years orー

The ectopuses went through the portal and, despite everything, Danny went after them.

While he was busy reeling at being home, the ectopuses immediately attacked dad. Danny was horrified. Jack was overwhelmed. Danny stepped in, in a moment fueled by sheer adrenaline and stupidity, snatching a Fenton Thermos™ off a shelf and releasing his shaky invisibility. The ectopuses didn’t stand a chance. And when they were safely in the Thermos, he slowly turned around to dad, ready for the confrontation. Ready for the “what happened to you?” and the “where have you been?” and the “we’ve missed you”.

Dad scrambled to shoot at him.

Danny fled.

His parents didn’t recognize him.

-

The Lunch Lady attacked when Danny was mourning Halloween.

He’d waited all year. He made a costume that summer. He wouldn’t get to go trick or treating with Sam and Tucker this year. Or any year. For the rest of his lifeーor existence. Whatever.

The Lunch Lady appeared in the school and demanded in straight fury, “Who changed the menu?”

Everyone pointed at Sam.

Danny hadn’t known just how powerful ghosts could be. His parents never told him the specifics. Just that they were dangerous.

This ghost grew and her aura hit him like a hurricane, almost physically pushing him back. It was so strong that the students in the Casper High cafeteria seemed to feel it too.

The Lunch Lady was a much harder opponent than the ectopuses. She levitated meat. She used it as a weapon, and seemed to bring it back to life. She created weird meat creatures that grew sharp teeth and claws out of bones. They were mindless, attacking everything that got too close to the ghost. Danny would have run away without hesitation, if Sam hadn’t been in the crossfire.

Danny fought the Lunch Lady. It was a long struggle, but he caught her in the thermos after over an hour. When he turned to Sam and Tuckerーboth of whom he had to save due to Tucker trying to jump into the fightーall three of them bloody and bruised, he cringed. But a part of him hoped. Desperately.

Surely they would know him on sight.

“Wh-what are you?” Sam gasped at him finally.

Danny flinched as if she had struck him. “J-just… your friendly neighbourhood phantom.”

-

Danny didn’t know what possessed him. Oh. Pun not intended.

He just barely caught the Fentons leaving in the GAV, dragging suitcases behind them. He couldn’t help himself. What on Earth were they doing?

They were going to Vlad Master’s mansion for their college reunion.

It was a whole thing. But something was off. Besides all the adults reminiscing about the 80’s.

Danny sensed ghosts immediately but he couldn’t see anything. Unfortunately for him, Vlad could also sense him. It was two days of Danny staying invisible, and Vladーthe halfa? Is that what Danny is?ーtrying to kill Jack. Somehow, Danny managed to fight off Vlad, not turn back, and without the Fentons getting hurt. His secret intact.

VladーPlasmius, also learned about Phantom. And Vlad hated him. The manーghostーwhatever, seemed to only care about one thingーpossession. Of money. Of things. Of people. He was more ghost than Danny had ever seen. Vlad’s obsession was overwhelming.

Danny couldn’t believe someone so much like himself could be so disturbing.

#danny phantom #danny phantom au #danny phantom fanfiction #you know that gif of the wailing emoji dissolving? :Why:? #yeah that's what i do every time i remember i never finished HOMSH while i still had the style in my brain #feel free to steal this idea. please steal this idea. please write it i wanna see this idea so bad but im already writing another 100k+ fic #if y'all want me to post the full fic i can but. it is not finished & most likely never will be. sorry again #i won't lie. the haze i was in was a depressed one. i was. not in a good place At All when i wrote HOMSH #like the only part i remember actually writing was the panic attack scene & that's just barely #i reread the whole fic in the middle of the night months later while listening to Implode Alright by Built by Snow on repeat #yeah i cried. this one is funny but mostly it's just. mourning. grief. the works. it's a vent fic & also a. kind of. wishful fic #like. don't you just wish death wasn't so permanent. don't you wish you could tell them everything you wish you could #don't you wish you could just see them again #i'm actually writing this into a bigger ventier series currently called Let Grief Do Its Work #cuz i rewatched LUCIDS again recently & remembered what HOMSH was originally about. why i was writing it #i'm not calling it HOMSH cuz. HOMSHie is my baby. it's its own thing & i don't wanna ruin the vibes #reluctantly admitting i call an unfinished fanfic i don't remember writing... HOMSHie baby... in my head #yeah i have a cute nickname for my fic. what of it #it's 5am & i think i'll throw up if i think any more about posting unfinished unedited pieces of a fic so i'm going for it. cowabunga #go into the world. get your 2 notes you beautiful animal #*passes out*

[keeps-ache]

DARN, missed it again! 2nd anniversary of being a they/themer :D

#just me hi #i should cue a post for next year cuz i just Keep missing it hfhsv #cool though!! two years of queer yeah babyyy #i now have it/its but they/them was where i started hehe :> #i've considered neos but you know i think they'd be a bit much for me lol #character customization Truly #//i am NOT missing this blog's birthday. proooollyyyy hghfsh #these aren't such huge things but i like to know things have happened hfsh :3 #these are two things i really only celebrate on here so i've just Gotta say it :33 #//anyway i've been listening to the radio a lot (did i say that? i think i told you that some weeks ago lmao) and it's Funnn (mostlyyy) :D #yes they play the same 15 songs over and over and i'm starting to learn all the words to even the most unremarkable ones but that's part of #the Fun :DD #been listening to it because once in a while they play a song i already have in my playlist (yayy !!) or a song that i like (which then goe #in the Playlist (yayy !!)) that and it supplies a background track to whatever i'm talking about with my siblings which is funny at times #/imagine. you've slipped up. a secret of another's you were never supposed to know was mentioned by accident. so instead of #trying to excuse yourself from guilt you admit to knowing even More. the person you're speaking to is betrayed confused and overall upset. #and you're trying to get in contact with a ghost to give you pointers. it's not great. in the background Lovin On Me is playing #that's how our games have been going hfhsvhf #/i let them play in the plots of my stories sometimes and it's So Ridiculous Dude #i've had to ban specific organs from their characters because they were being wretched little beings. it Was funny though i'll not deny hfh #they've tormented shye + weirded out oath + killed and been killed many times #there were a couple times i saw genuine horror on their faces and i am living on that i'm ngl hfhsvbhs #like the horse thing! it would take a sec to explain so i won't go into it but oh i hurt myself laughing Lolll (it was dark but it was stil #funny hfbvs) #//OH i've gtg now lol -- #ciao ciao see you somewhere later from now !! :D

[sonknuxadow]

society if people who comment some variation of "sonic games bad sonic music good" under every single upload of a sonic song would realize how unfunny they are

#sorry i was listening to sonic music on youtube just now and made the mistake of looking at the comments #''the entire budget went to the music'' ''even though the games suck we can always count on the music being good'' #SHUT UPPPP THE JOKE HAS BEEN MADE 500 MILLION TIMES ITS NOT FUNNY #we get it you hate sonic and cant admit you like anything sonic related #we get it you cant say anything positive about sonic without reminding everyone that you actually think sonic is cringe #also the way people are like. surprised??? that sonic frontiers has good music? #say youve never played a sonic game without saying youve never played a sonic game

[linagram]

i was in a silly goofy mood last night so have some memes :) okay maybe not some. maybe a lot victims and side characters are also included!

#“why is there so many memes but no aimi naomi and eiji ones” i don't know. #it's really hard to make jokes about aimi honestly 😭 #listen. i've never mentioned this before but i think kei and yurika's dynamic is so funny. #LIKE ITS JUST KEI SAYING SOMETHING AND YURIKA EITHER GLARES AT HIM OR BEATS HIM UP #or it's just kei seeing yurika and getting scared for no reason #(their dynamic won't be that funny in season 2 though.) #just realized that a lot of these is just yurika bullying the male characters. okay girlboss #THAT SATSUKI ONE ISN'T EVEN THAT ACCURATE BUT IT WAS FUNNY IN MY HEAD #man. i've just realized that shun and reina's dynamic would be so funny. #“oh i'm a serial killer btw” “omg thanks for reminding me i forgot about that” #IT'S JUST A FUNNY SILLY GIRL AND A GUY WHO IS SOOOO PATHETIC I LOVE THEM #“would akio and arata actually have matching pfps” let's be honest here i doubt that akio would even use any social media #he probably just uses youtube and only for those study with me videos + asmr (but he'd never admit that last part) #also the “we'll never be royals” one is pure comedy to me because of his t2 mv #🌼guard 002: andou miki 🌼 #👑prisoner 001: miyagawa akio👑 #💔prisoner 003: ishizu shun 💔 #🍓prisoner 005: sanada kei 🍓 #💎prisoner 006: yoshioka eiko💎 #🍬prisoner 007: yano asahi 🍬 #🎀prisoner 008: maruyama yurika 🎀 #🎸prisoner 009: kuroki riku 🎸 #🎭prisoner 010: himura reina🎭

[lecliss]

Why tye fuck am I crying over ninja clash in the land of snow???? I fucking love this movie so much. It's sooooo fucking good. It's definitely my favorite and it was only the first ever Naruto movie. Can you believe they peaked at the first fucking one??? Why is it so good??? Fuck man aaaaaa

#i admit ive only seen three shippuden movies. but not counting the last or road to ninja (cuz they seem so good but i still havent seen them #sadge i know) but for real i wanna say they peaked at the first one. and i say that as a BIG fan of the lost tower #which is admittedly kinda rushed so like yeah of course ninja clash in the land of snow is better. im just very biased about the lost tower #granted i am certainly biased about all the part 1 movies. i guess im biased about the movies in general tho #since they count as filler and im always defensive of filler #also its SO funny to me that the land of snow has steam trains and blimps and the movie says movies exist #when all that stuff doesnt get invented in canon until post shippuden #theres a full on novel where kakashi and guy go on a mission in a. blimp?? hot air plane or something #and like half the point of the plot is that ITS A NEW INVENTION. #and i think the nerd kid's dad from boruto (IM SORRY I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME RN) like. invented trains i think??? or he invested in their #invention. and that like #mega related to his character as a rich tech guy's kid. #and i KNOW the land of snow is technologically advanced and also not canon. BUT LISTEN. #its just so funny to think that kakashi literally saw a fucking blimp like 8 years prior and then proceeded to be impressed when #going on a mission to protect like some rich lady on her trip to the take off of the world first blimp or hot air plane #whatever the plot of that novel was. #like. its just fucking funny. #i dont even remember if regular television is confirmed to exist pre-boruto. outside like #cctv for the kages that we saw like. once? in fucking. season 1 or something. #personal

[dreamdripdistance]

every time i look at playlists for prompto on spotify im like... he would not fucking listen to that. anyways heres my actual prom playlist of music i think he would listen to <3

#ITS 4:30AM I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO BED BUT OH WELL #words #ff #prompto argentum #i just would like to remind everyone he literally wears a patched up vest and plaid and literally just. Look At Him. #peace and love on planet earth but my guy probably wouldnt listen to cavetown #although i do have to admit adding black flag and all that to a playlist of a guy from a game that uh #enjoys its monarchy? #is very very funny

[bittwitchy]

honestly has j/effrey d/ean m/organ ever not played the worst person ever???

#even in a/ccidental h/usband like ik its a romcom but he was STILL awful #just a lesser awful #but AWFUL #but like. okay his crime in A/ccidental H/usband was hacking the government to make him legally married to a doctor that he blames for his #relationship falling apart bc ofc he cant take accountability for that. they romabticize the whole thing ofc but thats the second least of #his crimes ig in roles im in. and its ONLY second bc they DIDNTdo a f/lashpo/int movie where he got to be b/atman!th/omas w/aybe #who as everyone knows literally kidnaps and beats his own gd grandson from another universe and murders a/lfred in front of him to ‘teach #him a lesson about this world’ like you fuckass he was raised by t/alia he dont NEED to know how rough shit can be he KNOWS hes MET his #grandpa he KNOWS #but like from whag i understand also like #okay. wa/tchmrn; abusive SAer. n/egan? Abusive SAer #all i know abt him in su/pernatural is he eas ig v controlling and abusive to d/ean so #like listen ik i like s/eb s/tan but he admits hes thinks its funny to #play these awful ppl bc he could never be that #some interviews it seems like J/dm just???? doesnt think its even bad #this is the extent of what i know abt him as a person is those roles but lkke #yeah #tbd

[transgaysex]

ON THIS TOPIC. its not an mlp fansong at all but the mlp animation to Mecano's Hijo De La Luna did something to my brain when i was little

#wind howls #i learned it by heart almost immediately and i still know it by heart. and its really funny bc like. my parents listen to mecano sometimes #and one day at karaoke i just whipped out that song and they were like ⁉️ we didnt know you liked mecano and i was like haha... yea... #because at the time i was too embarrassed to admit i learned it from an mlp fan animation #i wouldnt care nowadays though but i dont sing as much

[devotedlystrangewizard]

holy SHIT thetis is just daniel jacobi

#but nonbinary! #their romantic relationship is literally a less unhealthy version of kepler/jacobi #oc ramblings #endearingly snarky neurodivergent person falls in love with closed off boss; refuses to admit it #kepler/jacobi was interesting to me for dynamic reasons but like. i just reread a thing i wrote for them #THE WAY IT MIRRORS. A SCENE I WROTE. WITH THETIS IN THEIR AZEM AU #choose your fighter! #'If I had known all it would take to get you on your knees for me was getting shot I would’ve done it ages ago' #vs!!! #'Out of all the ways I ever imagined your hands on me #this was not it' #both versions the other party freezes for a moment before deciding that not letting this person die is more important than a mental crisis #its just that in the si-5 fic its resolved that same night and in the thetis azem au fic it takes like. 3 months. #this wasnt intentional that si-5 fic is a year old this was before thetis EXISTED #but it is so funny how i subconsciously just. did that #goes insane #this fic is kind of a banger but i think kepler might be ooc. idk i havent listened to the podcast since i finished it #that bonus episode where they celebrate their anniversary haunts me tho #ALSO I JUST. IN BOTH INSTANCES. FEMALE BEST FRIEND WHO IS. SO TIRED. IS THERE #arete literally just sends thetis back into a coma. maxwell wishes she had that kinda power

[celestriix]

the first 5 minutes of my octopath 2 experience is going to a place where i am severly underlevelled, promptly losing my mind over what i assume is the battle 2 music, and then watching my boys get brutally murdered and being unable to do anything about it :(

#i must admit it was a silly decision i made #but i think its kinda funny #i was just trying to get to new delsta man #WHICH TOOK ME 45 MINUTES #no joke i had no idea how to get to new delsta #i went to the wrong ship first #and then found out theres ANOTHER SHIP THAT GOES TO THE BRIGHTLANDS #the music made me lose my mind tho its so good #i spent a good 5 minutes just listening to it #and then hikari and partitio died :( #should i tag this a spoilers? i might just in case #octopath 2 spoilers #octopath traveler 2 #celeste rambles

[mouseoho]

if i had a coin for every time one of my fave groups had a song called mermaid...

#oneus #le sserafim #gfriend #mermaid #lesserafim #funny how most of these are also some of the best songs of their respective albums..... #tgm is my fave song off fearless and its the same for oneus' mermaid #also oneus' mermaid is criminally underappreciated in the malus album :(( stupid love and full moon are bangers of course but cmon. #wheres the love for mermaid #also i admit i prefer gfriends later discog but listen. gfriend's mermaid is the most mermaid to ever mermaid #if u listen to gfriend's mermaid in the bath u turn into a mermaid #its true the gfriend members told me themselves #silversouris