#LIKE YOURE SOOOOOOO RIGHT

[alizalayne]

i was at an author event recently and a mom came up to me and was like “you should make sure in your books that you have a page where it’s a whole house but cutaway and you can see into all the different rooms like a dollhouse and there’s different things going on in the different rooms. little girls love stuff like that” and i was like that is so true and i bet you also love it. i love it too. don’t worry

#LIKE YOURE SOOOOOOO RIGHT #not to admit to a crime online but there’s an abandoned house near me that has a missing wall like that #and i recently talked to an older lady who lives nearer to it and i was like. we all go look at it right and she was like OF COURSE #she was like but it’s not safe to break into it anymore :( and i was like i know :((

[blaithnne]

The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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#fuck you *turns your turtleneck into a cheongsam* #hope im spelling that right lol #this look is still from the 60s era btw!! #I’d make some slight changes for her modern day look UNLIKE CANON #don’t know what I’d change tho cause I really like this design #also may and june don’t exist in this au sorry lol #gonna replace their storyline with some original stuff if I ever do present day art for this au! #I might repurpose them for something else #maybe they can be daisies nieces #but yeah canon heron is a fucking child abuser and I think that’s where beakley would draw the line and I’m a beakheron shipper till death #sooooooo that’s not happening a #lso. I hate s3 BUT IM NOT GONNA START RANTING ABT THAT NOW I SWEAR ANYWAYS HUIFEN SUPREMACY OK BYE #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales human au #<- I need a better/more unique name for this au hmm #black heron #LÙ Huifen #hope I got the stràc the right way round #I forget the English word #humanisation #gjinka #also if this were a cartoon set in the present day. I think Huifen would be introduced as Beakleys worst enemy with a vendetta against her #and beakley is convinced it’s bc she fucking blew up her arm bc duh #until it’s revealed heron is just mad that beakley retired bc I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE WERE ARCH RIVALS

[artemisbarnowl]

Still thinking about that passage in Spinning Silver where the author describes entering the waters of women's domestic labours. It's easy to go along with the current, to be swept up, a drop of water in a lake. Everyone is happy to see you, you are easily interchangeable. You understand the demands, they seem easy and effortless. And it comes when you want to stop fighting!! Tired of pushing and pushing to do something alone or out of the ordinary or in the world of men. You can always submerge yourself in the water of women's work.

#she was sooooooo right for this #like what is a kingdom falling to a demon when there are dishes to be done #shhh you dont have to fight this way is simple and companionable and unending #and to renter a battle or save a kingdom you wade out but everyone can see that youre wet and where are you going why are you trying so hard

[lesbianfakir]

Princess tutu tulpa save me save me save me princess tutu tulpa

#feeling sooooooo shit about my artistic ability today #it’s like why even bother making things #but princess tutu would be like no! #you love to make art #why should you value what you do any less because of how others perceive it #isn’t it enough that YOU love to make it? #and I’m like but princess tutu the friends I would share the experience with are gone now #and she’d be like that’s sad and it’s okay to mourn that but there’s nothing you can do now #one day there will be people you can share the experience of creating art with again #but today you just have to keep going and hold on to what you love #why do you look to others to assign meaning to your creations #and I’d be like damn i guess you’re right princess tutu thank you #anyways thank u to everyone for tuning in to me attempting to give myself therapy via fictional character 👍 #lea talks

[ihatebnha]

Hum idk if I remember everything I wrote let's see: barbarian Bakugou from the fantasy Opening probably brings you dead animals/trophies like a random stray or pet hunter animal who is showing affection/trying to show off/worried you need help getting food

Thank u sooo much for sending this again (I'm just a big boo boo about pets dying, literally makes me SO upset , seems like u got everything included so hopefully i was able to capture the initial vision right, too <333

(warning: slight dubcon but it's mostly just confusion, some eating stuff + i take a lot of liberties here)

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LMFAO YES THOUGH, barbarian!Bakugo acting so much like a feral (momma) cat trying to live in your house. Bringing you combinations of dead animals and foraged goodies, even if the animals are like... concerningly weird and strange (sometimes deer, rabbits, and birds... but also foxes, wild pigs... skunk).

And what's funny is you try to get him to stop and explain that you're fine and you don't need his shit, but... he just DOESN'T believe you and continues bringing you stuff. No matter what.

Maybe cuz he's the village's best hunter but like... seeing that your cottage (?) isn't decorated in pelts and branches of herbs and drying meats 24/7 makes him soooo concerned. The first time he manages to bully his way through your door, he's sitting at your humble little eating table and just looking around... terribly grumpy while he unloads his pack.

(He's thinking about the fact that his future bride is probably starving, you're thinking that he's WEIRD).

And he can totally speak but... in my head I always imagine barbarian!Bakugo as super quiet, so it's not like he ever explains any of this to you, either. Just sort of... wedges his way into your life via brute force.

You see him at the market, haggling with the meat stall about how much he should be paid for his most recent hunt.. and the second he notices you without a fur pelt on, just like... rushes over to throw his own over your head. You try to stop him and shove his arms off of and he's just blocking your way until you keep it on.

And he's always like... coming over and skinning animals right there in your yard, salting them and everything and leaving them out to dry as though you don't have your own curing processes going on. Probably even takes off his furs and just does it in his loincloth, too. You can't even ask him what's going on without having to bear witness to all... that. All the girls who live next to you flock to your fence to watch except he just keeps glancing at you to see if you’re looking.

(It's also funny cuz after, he always waits for you to eat, too. Won't leave until he sees at least something go into your mouth... and when he does, sits there until you to tell him the cut of it was good, or the seasonings were right. Literally with his ears perked up and eyes all wide.)

It's probably not until the your country's yearly courting festival that you realize his goal. It's kind of a big deal for your village mostly cuz everyone is expecting Bakugo to like... compete for another nation's princess... but nah. The second all the eligible men are allowed to ask for someone's hand in marriage, he's running right for you.

(And the same stuff still happens, skunks and all, just... now you're officially engaged LMFAOOOO.)

#bakugo #ugh sorry i can't handle [redacted] death at all i just... didnt wanna leave ur GREAT idea hanging #apologies for my lack of ... ye olde language #and hopefully this is an okay response!!! i included the original vibes that u were going for #and** #i really had fun with it #esp the bakugo chopping up meat in ur backyard mostly n*ked #SOOOOOOO FUNNY #he would #i feel like this anyway but barbarian!bakugo is def n*ked like... a lot of the time #doesn't give a single eff #the second youre married he'll walk around your little cottage w/ his whole d*ck out #its kinda funny how humble he is like #everyone is like OH HO HO OUT VILLAGES MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR and he just wants to take care of u #share bear pelt in front of fire... feed each other.... be n*ked #thats his dream life right there #lmaodshfjadjfjl #ask #anon #caitie things #fave

[somedaytakethetime]

#random Kaspy photodump 🥰 #bless all the sweet fans that take photos with him thank you for your service to the community 🥺🥺🥺 #i've cropped/hidden the faces for their privacy of course #but their service is SOOOOO appreciated!!!! #the first photo is an old one the other two are recent #when i tell you that he's SOOOOOOO Danish in that all black outfit... #like... that's Københavner blood right there #source: my best friend has Københavner blood too and she wears all black constantly.. #deranged thought hour: i want to knit him a sweater SO BADLY #i have a man's pattern that looks JUST like his zippered sweater.. i wanna knit him another one.. #in cream this time.. i want to forcefully put him in lighter colours 😶 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 🥺

[themyscirah]

Wait omg..... Jessica Cruz probably did rifle... my specialized sports knowledge coming in CLUTCH

Okay so I barely practiced and made it to regionals like once so im NOT the expert here but uh headcanoning that Jess did air rifle when she was a teen. Like idk if it would be as part of a team like with a high school (what I'm familiar with) vs like an individual thing vs like a travel/competitive team (it depends on the sitch in her area growing up) but she definitely went to some national matches (probably including JOs/JO quals like i think she was GOOD). I think she probably would have quit competitively following a bad shot at nationals (relatable) along with anxiety about competition (ALSO relatable) but still kept up with shooting casually for fun and relaxation and to hang out with friends etc.

She definitely would have shot smallbore competitively too but I never did that bc I was lazy so idk to much abt it competitively

#and by bad shot i mean a 0 #it hurts me to even think abt doing that during a match actually esp at fucking JOs #a girl on my team did that and im sure it was devastating (we never let her live it down after too) but like dang. i feel that pain #im just saying she would vibe sooooooo hard with rifle. like canonically they just said she did it but im talking air in particular #also in the panel they said six which first off. humphries bro thats TOO young ik youre trying to be impressive but youre talking abt rifle #here. if someones let their kid have a gun at 6 theres actually smth wrong with them. and not even a bb or smth wtf #ANYWAYS you guys haveeeee to understand this. jess would go so hard for rifle she would fit right in w every competitive shooter ive ever #met istg- #she would be out there on the porch 35° weather in full gear mid match crying w the rest of us it would be great #wait wait shoutout to the time i had to get smth from my car and there were like 4 ppl out there crying during the middle of standing #like i literally FEEL THAT SO HARD (weve all been there) but also like... awkwarddddddd #4 is an unusually large amount though. normally its like 2 ppl at a time first relay. with more 1st relay ppl crying after than during #gosh rifle omg this is making me miss it #<<<<freshman/sophomore me would kill me for saying this btw. i HATED practicing so bad then omg #OH and Jess would be a kneeling girlie. fave position. why ? bc i said so shut up #no but bc its my favorite position (yes i know its the worst okay. im aware of all the reasons kneelings sucks and why everyone hates it. #but you know what? kneeling hates everyone equally and i respect that) no but uh yeah ✌️✌️✌️✌️ #top 10 posts that are 80% jargon and only i care about 😘 #anyways this is canon to me now actually #like idc what you say she was down in the trenches (the range) w the rest of us #also ik she almost certainly would have shot paper but in my mind she practices mainly w electronic bc thats what i used (even if its super #uncommon and is only used at the nice ranges) if she was super competitive she would probably have driven to shoot electronic. lets just say #there was a paper nearby and an electronic scoring range a bit farther or smth #anyways yeah #WAIT OMG SHE DEFINITELY MET HER FRIENDS FROM HER BACKSTORY THROUGH RIFLE #and the dating drama too omg rifle drama was INSANE. like i was almost always out of the loop bc i never practiced and didnt have snapchat #but like the drama was INSANE. fucking wild. at least to my nerdy ass self. so her relationship drama makes total sense now okay babe fr #jessica cruz #blah

[skitskatdacat63]

Watching the Brawn docu has me wanting to reach through the screen to choke out Christian and Montezemolo

#like i feel like obv theyre probably being dramatic for the sake of the docu #but at the same point it rly feels like they still hold a grudge #and im not one of those people who decrys the rb19 as being illegal or whatever #but my god for someone's car who gets accused of being illegal a lot christian youre sure talking a load of shit #like ik hes talking abt his standpoint from back then but atp in his career after all hes been thru #should he not be admiring them????? #as i said in my other tags: #wah wah angry bcs another team found a loophole in the loophole sport??? #i love tho brundle is like talking abt how he loves how teams exploit and bypass the rulebook #like to be the rulebook is like...you read it in depth so you can see what you can get away with #and obv the other teams will be annoyed but at the same time i feel like id be lowkey congratulatory like wow nice loophole!! #and also the rb5 was pretty good imo and just needed time and got bludgeoned by the brawn #meanwhile the ferrari of this ssn is basically like the ferrari of well this season #like ferrari and mclaren in 2009 basically had thw same situation as this yr #start out shit and then developed enough along the season to get podiums and wins #like rbr somewhat has a point bcs imo theyd def be the top team if not for brawn's double diffuser #so i get that yknow. but ferrari was just straight up trash and cant put up w the fact that they made a shit car #also 2009 KERS is SOOOOOOO much more broken and unfair than the DD imo!!! #like ex. Fisi totally should have won Spa but Kimi got him literally just bcs of KERS #but god yeah anyways these fucking politics ny god....the one thing max moseley did right was to accept the Brawn hahaha #why am i getting pissed at 14 year old drama LMFAO #fuck i am so happy for Brawn i think it would truly be the most unfair thing in the entire sport if they had screwed them over #i reallt just think the other teams were eternally salty because they voted to get Brawn into the sport #and then get pissy when Brawn is actually fucking fantastic #like they just expected them to be trash and then got pissed when they werent backmarkers its so dumb #ANYWAYS THEYRE NOW TALKING ABOUT CHINA 2009 MY FUCKING BELOVED SEBMARKSON!!!!!!!! #^ but speaking of that. so funny that christian was a total whiny bitch at the FIA meeting btwn Malaysia and China #talking abt how unfsir the decision was and then WENT ON TO WIN THE VERY NEXT RACE LIKE BRUH STFFUUUUUU #catie.rambling.txt

[meatmensch]

Just saw a post that said "not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)"...I have actually spoken extensively on this topic and it is my belief that to regard Miss Piggy as anything other than a stunning woman on the same level as any other beautiful woman is disrespectful to the Muppet artform and the suspension of disbelief that we as a society join in when we think of the Muppets and Miss Piggy as a pig and a woman. It's not unfair that the cuntiest woman in the world is a Muppet...of course she is. Who the fuck else? Why would it be unfair?

#i have very strong opinions about this that were mostly inspired by the most recent muppet film; muppets most wanted #the number with miss piggy and celine made me sooooooo fucking angry!!! celine was overshadowing miss piggy! as though it was funny! as #though miss piggy was not THE STAR! a woman that celine should admire and respect and bow before. ridiculous!!! #miss piggy is literally a public figure. 'but she's a puppet' puppets play a very special role in art and in society!!! #also. jesus. all of your fucking posts that joke about muppet productions of stories in which piggy is. not even the leading lady but the #love interest and the main character is a handsome human man. you people know nothing!!! you joke about it like it's so comical that she #would pull a man like that but what is truly comical is the idea that any man in the entire world deserves that honor aside from her prince #kermit the frog. #TREAT MISS PIGGY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NO LONGER ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #my posts #the muppets

[electriccenturies]

The more you treat your mental illness the harder it is to live with the person who gave you said mental illness

#don’t raise your kids to have compulsions and obsessions!!!!!!!!!! #like actively instilling those in your kids wtf?! #my mother cannot cope with the slightest bit of stress or conflict she freaks the fuck out and it’s SO HARD TO LIVE WITH #like I am a non-functional perfectionist in large part because I was raised to believe that if you’re not going to do something perfectly- #then you shouldn’t bother to do it at all. my mom is not glass half empty she’s more like #maybe the glass might tip over so even though it’s full right now we should assume it’s empty and prepare ourself emotionally #and if things aren’t perfect than you’re a failure so you need to be constantly thinking about what if (when) things go wrong #but it’s sooooooo hard cause unlike her I do see mine as a disorder and I see how miserable it makes me and I’ve worked really hard to he #and she simply has no interest in that so it results in her trying to drag me back down with her

[suncaptor]

it's so frustrating like even reading wikis on him people are like "yeah Eridan wants to kill all the landdwellers" GENUINELY and they like he has a genocide complex look at him good oh yes he only doesn't do it because of Feferi. this is SO silly what are you on about. do you think maybe guy who is 13 years old and has spend many many years of his life PREVENTING genocide VIA CONSTANT VIOLENCE to feed Feferi's lusus might. I don't know. be coping in some ways. maybe. perhaps even! he is absolutely terrified of what happens if Feferi's lusus doesn't get fed and his friends start dying? that maybe turning it into something he'd want while flirting with the other person who Must Use Violence since young age to keep herself alive might not. be real. like if you can't see how Eridan's "I want landdwellers dead" facade is paper thin you're like. not even doing basic analysis of him. you may as well pack it up now and think he went on a murder rampage instead of like. a duel gone wrong and sudden overpowered self defense.

#eridan ampora #eridan #hs #homestuck #incoherents #LIKE #does it give him the right to talk like that?? no. he sucks have you heard him. BUT HE IS 13. #'oh i only must keep up this tiresome difficult job that is straining on me for Feferi's sake' are you kidding me.............. #it's sooooooo flimsy. he loves his friends a lot. he's trying to keep everyone safe. he does care for Feferi #who also breaks up with him when she doesn't need him anymore btw and frames it as 'oh well i don't need to stop you from committing #genocide anymore' no man. it's because you don't need his help feeding your lusus #it's sooooo paper thin! (not that they were good moirails for each other or anything. also they're 13.) but l.ikeeeee IT'S NOT SERIOUS #you literally cannot take him seirously #honestly. if Vriska took him seriously maybe his pitch flirting would work better lmao #also he LITERALLY IS ROLEPLAYING 24/7 he is a kid playing make believe and having a million facades and desperate cries for attention #while dealing with way too much stress and struggling with growing up #it's soooooooo

[mummer]

i've connected the three dots (quentyn&gerris qhorin&mance theon&robb).......... the where was i i should have died with him cinematic universe . I've connected them

#i cant explain this also i've given up on trying to be normal On here #im not even a throbb i just think it's the most Most line of all time ever #im a throbb ally i love your ship name and i do think they are both gay to be honest 🫡 #grrm fucking knows how to make insanely complicated relationships and friendships that can never be regained or consummated #stavos will probably go here once that old man dies lbr #like the thing is. The thing is. We CAN never go back...... #we can never do it right............. #sorry for the 1am unhingedery i will get worse #it's crazy how concise all these are. like they're literally all just happening in the background and they're still allowed to be #sooooooo complex and deep and real and true and beautiful....

[goldensunset]

there is nothing quite like being in public in any modern social setting talking to people and hearing someone quote something stupid that you immediately recognize as being from tumblr so now you get to have a little chuckle at this person who evidently gets all of their information and opinions from the garbage hellsite

#and they think they're being sooooooo slick because no one else is on tumblr right? just me? #this decrepit website that only a really special hip person like myself still uses is an enigma to literally everyone else #i'm gonna blow them all away with my awesome knowledge and wisdom that no one else has >:) #and you're like this was disproven back in 2017. someone tried doing this and it failed. #this dumb take was argued against very efficiently in the notes of that post. but you didn't read the notes #you only read the popular version that made its way onto your dash #this piece of news is incomplete if not a straight up fear mongering lie. girl #peach rambles #people people. they continue to embarrass themselves in front of me #the moment this girl in my class said this dumb quote that she didn't provide a source for and just said she heard somewhere #i was like hoo boy she's farther gone than i thought she was. i'd recognize that anywhere #but i'm not gonna say anything cuz like. what was *I* doing at the devil's sacrament

[hawnks]

in all ways except physically, i am here

#I FORGOT TIME EXISTS #I’ve been so busy lately that I FORGOT that my first official thesis appointment is coming up #I’ve got four days to write 25 pages and an outline for the rest of the novel AND they have to be good #so that my advisor doesn’t immediately regret taking me on NAJSJSJDJD #I’m just sooooooo unsure of what direction it should be going #becuase like it’s a coming of age novel primarily #but not for highschooler #like the second coming of age when you wake up and realize that your life is not what you expected it to be when you were ten and had #all those dreams and anything was possible and suddenly it just hits you that you will just have to #… go on living anyway #but that’s not the plot #the plot is a bunch of subterfuge and running from the past (literally) and figuring out why parents are the way they are #but idk idk #is it good enough? #am I doing the right thing? #can I commit to doing this for the rest of the year? #:< #I’ve had this line since the inception of these characters years ago and it’s like: #‘the van says hallelujah church of eskard on the side. at night they sleep in the back or at shitty roadside motels with vinyl headboards #and missing shower curtains #HELLO WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT #I UNDERSTAND NOW #A plot-> a bunch of hijinks that Agnes goes through in the hopes of regaining her sixth sense #B plot -> Agnes’ repressed misery about her fathers death has summoned a demon (bennet) who waits for her to decide #if she wants to make a deal with him/what that deal will be. eventually in a moment of weakness she asks him to love her in exchange for #her mortal body. thus begins a contentious friendship. he is inordinately kind to her. kinder than anyone has ever been. but at some #unspoken point in the future. he will consume her body. #C plot -> Bennet’s father (the devil) has begun the process of the apocalypse. he has to figure out where his allegiances lie and what #his feelings are towards his sister (Tilney) and his discarded mother are before it’s too late #DID IT FIGURED IT OUT

[todayisafridaynight]

i started 7 directly after my last ask and I suddenly understand everything but i was not expecting to feel so feral abt Jo aswell that was a pleasant surprise

THE TIMING OF THESE ASKS HELLO?????

#snap chats #I WAS JUST GONNA ANSWER PASSPORT BUT ANON CAME IN WITHT HE CHAIR ANDAJLVKAJR????? #anon your friend needs professional help im sorry but you oughta send em away for a bit </3 #but my og tags right. my rapidly-growing-favorite trend on my blog is people writing in being like 'ok i get why you like jo now' #LIKE IT'S HAPPENED THREE TIMES AT THIS POINT AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER #anyway yeah <3he a dickhead <- im twirling my hair and fluttering my eyelashes #i hope you continue to like him as the game carries on homie <3 he's sooooooo //bending metal with my teeth// #IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE TIMING OF THESE ASKS I CANT HEEEELP #there's two types of people when seeing jo He's 👁️👁️ and people saying he's busted there has been no in-between so far

[ghaik]

gale and catullus. im thinking

#.txt #ille mi par esse deo videtur like u get it right. u see the vision #esp in a sadder context like when u reject him #gale says soemthing like 'your cheeks are flushed. there's a twinkle in your eye...but it seems im no longer the cause' #i dont like angst that much in romance but. cat51 can work sooooooo well for unrequited love w gale