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Not to be all adult-complaining-about-the-price-of-groceries on tumblr dot com, but my local grocery store currently has gruyere for like 1/4 of the normal price!?!? For some reason?! I got 240g for <$5!

This mouse is making fondue for dinner :D

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Imagine if people just said what they meant and you just had to look at the words they said to understand instead of needing to play psychic 20Q about it 🤯

#realising how much time I spend editing emails not for content but for tone 😭 like probably 20 minutes per email + asking someone else #like actually imagine if that happened and not only could I understand I could be free of that burden!

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#none! maybe the one thing that keeps me from fully regretting top surgery #(though i wish i'd known 'none — with boobs' was an option when i was 15 and questioning...)

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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Happiness is a cardboard box

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You know Abbott and Costello's "who's on first" comedy sketch? Being autistic and trying to piece rules together to mask is like the part of that where the guy starts to figure out the format of the interaction and can accurately predict what comes next, but still has no idea why that's what comes next, or what's going on at all.

#you know what i mean? #that's just how it has to go if you want to understand Social Interaction...gotta figure out the patterns manually and make your best guess #it's just that you can figure out the pattern and still not understand the meaning of it because it's arbitrary and makes NO SENSE! #sometimes i feel like a very stupid LLM...

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the ache of nostalgia

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Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

#me on my 16th death of the day (so far!) ✌️

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#i am not like. into perfume or anything. i dont even wear the one im about to say often but... lush Lord of Misrule is very special :)

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Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.

#oh not me at all i am trying so hard to understand 😭 #now social RULES. i will ignore those if they are stupid...

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#high 20s and sunny every day forever :D that’s called natures antidepressant #to me <3

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Reblog and put in the tags the pettiest reason you’ll block someone

#their Michelangelo tmnt posts show up in the Mikey way tag :/

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*doesn't post about/draw a character for 50 years* i am basically the CEO of beinf a fan of this character

#kobra kid :( #but I promise I’m always thinking about him :)

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:( i really do try to make peace with being autistic but tbh it's hard. even the 'good' parts of my autism are kind of ruined by their intensity

#im working on it... not going for positivity anymore cause i decided thats too high of a bar. im going for neutrality and acceptance that - #i have to be autistic whether i approve of that or not

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#prev yes correct what about the most wonderful lady grey

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eleventh plague. emails.