#Its just chapter one

[mymisfitsbabe]

‘Well we got no choice. All the girls and boys. Makin' all that noise. 'Cause they found new toys. Well we can't salute ya can't find a flag. If that don't suit ya that's a drag. School's out for summer. School's out forever. School's been blown to pieces’

 Billy’s radio rattled with the song that Steve now recognized by heart as ‘School’s out, by Alice Cooper’. 

“Robin, I’m going to kill him. I swear to Christ, if you don't control your friend I’m going to throw him in the lake.” Steve groaned as he rolled over in his bed, pulling his pillow out from under his head and putting over his ears.

“He’s not my friend before dawn, Stevie.” Robin muttered as she flopped over in her bed and mirrored Steve with her own pillow.

“Wait, Billy’s from California.” Robin said she'd pulled her head out from under the pillow and looked up at Steve’s bunk.

“So?” Steve yelled from under his pillow.

‘No more pencils no more books. No more teacher's dirty looks yeah. Well we got no class. And we got no principals. And we got no innocence. We can't even think of a word that rhymes. School's out for summer. School's out forever. My school's been blown to pieces’

“Do you remember when Tommy and Carol pushed Argyle into the lake? He had been fully dressed for, like, mountain climbing or hiking the rocky mountains.”

Steve poked his head out from under the pillow and groaned. “Robin, you know my brain doesn't work till at least 7:30am.”

Robin sighed, heavy and loud. “Argyle swam laps, in boots. Jonathan said that they practice holding their breath and walking under water by swimming with rocks in their pockets. Apparently they also use vests with weights in the pockets.” 

“So?” Steve yelled over the music, clearly not seeing the correlation.

“God, your brain really isn't running this early.” Robin rolled her eyes. “They're both from California.”

“Wait, I thought they were just best friends.”

“Oh, my God. How did you think they knew each other?” 

“I don't know, Robin! I thought that they just, like,” He flailed his arms around. “I don't know! Everyone likes Argyle!”

‘No more pencils no more books. No more teacher's dirty looks. Out for summer. Out till fall. We might not come back at all. School's out forever. School's out for summer. School's out with fever. School's out completely’

“Robin!” Steve all but whined. “Go tell him to turn it down!”

“Steve, I don't talk to him before daylight. You're lucky I talk to you before daylight. If you want him to shut up, then you go tell him to shut up.” Robin rolled over onto her side and put her pillow back over her head.

Steve tried to ignore the music. He tried desperately to will himself back to sleep, but Billy’s voice boomed through the wall as he sang along with the last few lines of the song. 

“Okay, where’s the rope?! I’ll tie his arms, you get his legs and we’ll throw him in the lake together.”

“Oh my God, Steve! I’m going to throw you in the lake if you don't shut up. I can sleep through the music just fine.” Robin yelled at him. 

“Fine!” Steve huffed as he tossed the blanket off his body.

Climbing down from the top bunk Steve muttered and mumbled. Robin had gotten used to Billy’s morning routine by day three, but then again Steve knew she could sleep through just about anything. Lawn mowers, chain saws, fire works, partys, hell he was pretty sure she could sleep through a murder.

Steve stormed out of his cabin room, the screen door slammed shut behind him and the song ended. Steve marched over to Billy’s door as the next song roared to life.

‘We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher, leave them kids alone. Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone’

Steve couldn't name this one, it had just been added to Billy’s line up a few days ago. Banging on the door Steve was starting to lose the sleepy feeling, it was almost too late to even try to go back to sleep.

“It's called Another Brick In The Wall, part 2. By Pink Floyed.” Billy flashed his best melt your heart smile, wide and warm as the summer sun as he opened the door. “Anything else, pretty boy?”

‘All in all it's just another brick in the wall

All in all you're just another brick in the wall’

Steve’s brain hadn't started working just yet causing the too sugar sweet smile to stall him in his tracks. Confused and disorientated Steve stuttered, trying to remember the words that had been so ready on his tongue just moments ago. Billy was staring at him with an intense gaze, he was shirtless, clad in a pair of dark purple swim shorts that hugged him a little too well, and a pair of old faded chucks that used to be black but now looked more gray than anything.

“I-I” Steve shook his head looking away from Billy’s face. “I…”

“You?” Billy asked, taking a step closer to Steve.

“Too early.” Steve yawned, covering his mouth and turning away from Billy.

“Okay, so why you here, princess?” Billy asked, crossing his arms over his bare chest.

‘We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave them kids alone. Hey, teachers, leave those kids alone’

“Have mercy, it's not even daylight Hargrove.” Steve said with a heavy sigh, his eyes half closed.

“Did I interrupt your beauty sleep?” Billy snickered.

Steve’s face flattened out, he glared back at Billy feeling the snap of irritability from lack of sleep. “Just turn the goddamn radio down, some of us are trying to sleep.”

Billy shifted from the sugar sweet smile to more his usual anger set face, Steve straightened up as Billy puffed up to him. Standing chest to chest Steve felt under dressed, bare footed, gray sweatpants, and a muscle shirt that was cut low from under the arms down just past his ribs. 

‘All in all you're just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall’

“I liked it better when you begged.” Billy growled up at Steve, his breath hot and minty fresh against Steve’s face.

 Steve was about to open his mouth, angry and done with Billy’s bullshit when a hand appeared on Billy’s shoulder and pulled him away.

“Alright, alright big boy we get it you're a big strong man.” Eddie pulled Billy back into their shared cabin and smiled at Steve. “Let's turn the tunes down and give the king a few more hours of beauty rest. What do ya say?”

‘Wrong, do it again. If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy’

Eddie slid his arm around Hargrove’s left shoulder, his chin resting on Billy’s right as Eddie smiled wide and bright up at him. Steve was taken aback by the whole situation, he’d never seen anyone beside Argyle brave enough to even attempt to defuse an angry Billy Hargrove.

Billy took a sharp inhale. “What have I told you about calling me ‘Big boy’?”

“Do it as often as I can.” Eddie laughed then pulled away, he walked between Steve and Billy.

“Munson,” Billy growled.

Eddie patted Steve’s back by his ribs, he gently pushed Steve back toward his own cabin. “Off you go, handsome. Go get your sleep. We’ll keep it down over here.”

Another song clicked on and Steve faintly remembered it from the line up Billy had played last week. If he had to guess he would have said another Alice Cooper song, ‘Be Cruel To Your School’ maybe or something close to that.

‘Be cruel to your school 'cause you may never get another. Be cruel to your school in the name of rock 'n' roll. Be cruel to your school just like a sister or a brother. Be cruel to your school in the name of rock 'n' roll’

Steve looked back at Billy who didn't look at all like Steve had expected him to. Billy had a little smirk pulling up at the corner of his left lip, his eyes watched Steve like a predator watched a bleeding animal. Steve let Eddie send him on his way.

As he crawled back into bed Steve questioned everything he’d ever known about Eddie. It was the first year Steve had ever been to the camp, but he’d heard about it plenty from Dustin. Eddie attended every year, he went from a kid in the camp to a counselor and he went to the same high school as Steve; but Steve had never paid attention to the metal head. 

Now Steve wished he would have met him sooner. Maybe if he knew whatever beast soothing magic Eddie had he wouldn't have been beaten into the ground last Halloween. Once Steve settled into his bunk he turned to face the wall he shared with Eddie and Billy, he smiled at the peaceful sound of silence.

“Thank you Eddie Munson.”

Two hours later and the playlist started up where it had stopped. It was louder than before, Steve would have sworn that Billy moved the radio closer to the shared wall just to spite him. 

#I'm writing some random fic to try and help clear my head for my zombie fic #It WAS supposed to be for Harringrove week but... oops? #harringrove #camp fic #steve harrington #Billy Hargrove #stranger things #Its just chapter one #But I thought it was cute so

[ghelgheli]

Often when trans women ask me when I'm performing next, and I tell them that it's a queer/trans event, they will tell me that they'd rather not go because they do not feel comfortable or safe in those spaces, that they have been dismissed or belittled at such events before. Even trans women who are dyke- or bisexual- identified often don't feel welcome or relevant in queer/trans spaces. And whenever a trans woman or ally points out aspects about the queer/ trans community that contribute to these feelings of irrelevancy and disrespect—such as the way our community coddles those who support trans-woman-exclusionist events or who make trans-misogynistic comments—we are described as being "divisive." This use of the word "divisive" is particularly telling, as it implies that "queer/trans" represents a uniform movement or community—a "oneness"—rather than an alliance where all voices are respected.

Julia Serano, Whipping Girl. Published 2007.

#reading #just finished it and this from the final chapter was my fav moment and one of the few times i was nodding along #the book is solid in certain places #even incisive at times #but it is so theoretically confused and downright wrong in some of its foundatioms #that i CANNOT recommend it as an introduction to transmisogyny and i can only SUGGEST it as a v critical read #may say more later #whipping girl #transmisogyny

[fluffyartbl0g]

THEY’RE ALL SO SILLY!1!1!1!!1

Speedrun/Time travel AU masterlist

@nia-rarita thanks for the ask! (Sorry I couldn’t fit both parts of ur amazing ask into this sbs, but I appreciate all the gushing XD)

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #time travel au #speedrun au #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #usopp #sanji #east blue crew #i drew this entire comic so i could draw zoro getting knighting by luffy XD #i think katakuri had such a strong impression of luffy in the first timeline that he still trusts him in the second one #even tho he doesnt remember anything #i think pudding prolly fills him in a bit #omfg its so late and a one piece chapter just released!!! ahhh time to read ch 1090 (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[semisolidmind]

Does DogDay have romantic feelings for your sona or is it more platonic? The way you draw him I wouldnt mind if it was the first- 👀

(theyre not a sona, just a standard y/n insert. im not much of a self shipper. the y/ns are their own characters in a way)

and as far as feelings go…

there’s affection on both sides...but perhaps something more from our favorite dog.

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #dogday #dogday x y/n #dogday x reader #yall dont understand i love one sided pining #fr when one of them is oblivious to just how much the other adores them even when its SO OBVIOUS to an outside observer #good stuff right there #dogday will keep his deeper feelings to himself for now #sunnyangel

[amaranthdahlia]

[we can always meet again within one for all. romantic, right?]

#formely captioned: mha's doomed yaoi #i saw a trend on twt saying to redraw this httyd scene with ur doomed ship and its like an apparitation took hold of me #i was literally drawing smth else and i got very stidetracked cus of the tweet lol #yeah i drew this while knowing what happens in the recent chapter #just no happiness for these two ever #kudoichi #ichinii #shigaraki yoichi #yoichi shigaraki #mha kudou #second one for all user #duo holders #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #dahlia.art

[bamsara]

Hey

is solar lunacy discontinued?

Nah I just stopped sharing the chapters publicly because people were being weirdly hostile about my update schedule, so rn the only people who's seen the updates is myself plus one other person. I'll prob continue to wait to share the writing tbh until I feel like its chilled out more

#so same thing that happened with ceatpeotw and the j/eremike collection and my old fnaf au if anyone remembers that #i still have the chapters just sitting there #i think my dst aus and fics were the only ones that i didnt recieve weird messages for updates for #and i think back on those series fondly #still would like to continue it #also its perfectly 100% okay to send me asks about iz or sl or dst stuff btw just because i am not updating the fic #does not mean i dont still have a love for it sdhgsldg

[kookoofufu]

One piece fans are great cause no matter who you are, where you come from, what your age, gender, sexuality, socioeconomic status is, 1 of these 4 middle aged men will inevitably become your blorbo. Margaritaville uncle, big titty mob boss, morticia addams, or assigned clown from birth. They're all hot, homeless and obsessed with a teenage boy. The world's worst polycule. Choose wisely.

#one piece #sir crocodile #shanks #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #one piece meme #they also show up do something important then fuck off for 300 chapters #its mihawk for me. shanks is close second. this is why i ship mishanks #doesnt mean you dont worship straw hats or supernovas just that one of these guys in particular will scratch your brain #editing the tags to clarify: you can have them all but I know one in particular is your ride or die feral obsession

[choccy-milky]

insatiable clora and (barely) resisting seb from my latest chap🌡️💕

#delivering the dom clora and subastian content👏 if he aint pining and pleading and whimpering then i dont WANT HIM #i drew another one where clora is even more dom and was gonna post them together but #will be posting it separately now since my boss gave me work again (BLEHH) and i wont be able to draw new stuff as fast #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy fanart #sebastian sallow fanart #choccyart #sebastian x mc #clora clemons #in the actual scene in my fic they arent in their school uniforms i know but IGNORE THAT #its cuz both dom pics i drew are separate scenes from my fic and theyre chapters apart but i just paired them together as a set #reality is mine to bend!!!!! #also i will be drawing a spicy continuation of these events later on👀👀🌶️need to torture seb MORE

[dashing-through-ecto]

To be continued...

This comic ia a companion piece for @the-fenton-anticreep-stick 's genius fanfic:

Hold My Dying Breath

Also check out this amazing art that @mysteryhat21art made for this fanfic!

All the love and hugs to @invisobang and their beautiful mods for making this event possible. This is my second time participating and i can honestly say that IB has grown to be my favorite event in the phandom. I've met so many inspiring and amazing people because of IB and I will continue to participate for many years to come.

#danny phantom #invisobang 2023 #Invisobang #danny fenton #dash baxter #kwan #kwan danny phantom #star danny phantom #mr lancer #dashing-art #this is part 1 for a reason #I will illustrate the rest of chapter on eventually. but to so a 60 pages comic was beyond my capabilities for Invisobang #so you'll have to wait a little fo that one #hold my dying breath #tw blood #cw: blood #blood #its just a smal amount but still #just to be sure

[fumifooms]

That. That screentone on Chilchuck’s chest in the low open collar. Is Chilchuck having chest hair canon Kui. Kui? Gripping my knee

#Need to make a post for this on its own actually #Chilchuck tims #Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #‘She didn’t draw any in the sauna chapter’ She does the same with Senshi and we know that she thinks he actually has lots #It could also be finer/paler etc. This panel is a close up with a lot of details like seams #plus it’s one of the final chapters so Kui prob had more time and motivation to go all out #Bc like what. Is it blood from the intestines. If his forearms are fine I don’t see why his chest wouldn’t be #Never forget Chil canonically has gray hairs…… Just selectively #Edit: ok I now see that yeah prob a mistake. Still gonna run with it tho #Screentone struggle is so real I feel u Kui #The tags were me explaining why it’s plausible but still not the intent tho the result is the same either way. Don’t wanna spread misinfo

[suntails]

dance of dreams

#THEYRE SPINNIIIING THEYRE TWIIIIIRLING JUST LIKE IM TWIRLIIIING MY HAAAAAIR blink blink blink blink. hi :3 #im not taking back the :3 its how i feel dammit. its REAL RAW EMOTION u gotta accept it. en ee wayz #so 7.3 eng drop huh. yea so um. i . so u remember how the initial drop made me go insano mode and i drew 5 pieces in 4 days? #so it wasnt done. the second drop gave me one more to draw. its the THEM chapters its mals rage when hes like 'YOURE AWAKE??' #the TENSION!!! the DRAMA!!!! oh i am SICK my heart SKIPS!!! the two guys with dream powers fighting ougughh made just for me #made in a LAB for miss cartoons!!!!!! made in a lab for ME!!!!! silver's eye is a lil bit open if u look close. mal will find out soon #IM SICK SICK SICK SICK AND TWISTED MY BRAIN IS RATTLING LIKE A JUNKER CAR U BOUGHT AT 16 FOR 400 BUCKS #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #malleus draconia #the overblot fit still sucks to draw but goddammit ill do what i must. also yippee i dont hafta tag spoilers for once FGHJD #suntails

[ruporas]

can’t talk about it

[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The comic starts with the sounds "thud, thud, click". Vash, mid-action of peeling an apple, turns to the sound, noticing who it was that entered, and says, "Oh, Wolfwood, you're back." He resumes back to his apple in the next panel as he speaks, "Where'd you go? You snuck out of bed quickly this morning..." Wolfwood's hand then enters the panel, hovering over Vash's cheek and Vash looks up as Wolfwood asks, "Can I?" Vash responds, "Not going to talk about it?" while using a hand to gently hold Wolfwood's hovering hand and presses a kiss to his inner palm.

Vash then gets up fully, setting down the knife down on the table and the apple onto a plate, He leans into Wolfwood as Wolfwood explains, "Had to meet someone. Nothing interesting to talk about." Vash kisses Wolfwood's left cheek and a hand moves to cup his other cheek while muttering, "You're being vague." Wolfwood says neutrally, "If yer really that curious, keep askin'. We  can talk about that instead of doing this." Vash leans back and responds, "Let's talk after, since... You look so tired."

The panel pans to a close up of Wolfwood's downcast eyes, bags heavy underneath his eyes. He doesn't allow Vash to sit in that moment for long though, then saying, "Yer not helping, Spikey. Being all slow with it... I could fall asleep right now." He moves his hand to start unclasping Vash's coat, starting from his collar. Vash with red cheeks, responds briskly, "Oh, shut up. I'm worried about you. I can't be worried?"

The final shot shows Wolfwood's back to the viewer while Vash's softened expression can be seen as he holds gently onto the side of Wolfwood's face and a hand firm on his waist. Wolfwood responds, "I'm fine, seriously," pausing for a moment before continuing, "Is it okay to still..?" Vash responds, "Yeah, it's okay."

The next image is a shot from later that night after the previous comic. Vash and Wolfwood are now in bed, half naked. Wolfwood's buries his face into Vash's chest, his arms wrapped around him, while Vash is petting at his hair. Vash reminds him, "Hey. You said we'd talk about it." Wolfwood pauses for a moment before piping up, "In the morning? I'm sleepy." Vash says, "Okay..."

The next two pages start from the morning after. Wolfwood is already fully awake, pulling on his outer jacket as he says to Vash, whos' still bundled in his blankets, "Breakfast is on the table. Make sure to eat it. I'm going to grab some things in town and then we're leavin'. Got it?" Vash says, "Mh." Wolfwood responds, "Good. See ya in a bit." The dialogue starts to shift into Vash's inner thoughts now, as he gets up and eats toast, thinking, "Wait. Weren't we supposed to... talk about it?" The next shot then shows him fully up, meeting Wolfwood in town. He carries a half worried expression with him while Wolfwood slides on his glasses for him. A quick panel shows Wolfwood's tired expression from the night before and quickly juxtaposes with Wolfwood in front of him who's smiling gently, the shades covering his eye bags. Wolfwood asks him, "Still not awake yet?" Vash pauses, his thoughts stirring, thinking, "Oh. I guess I was getting ahead of myself... thinking you owe me that kind of honesty." He smiles at Wolfwood and responds, "I'm awake!" His thoughts continue, "Maybe one day, you'd trust me enough to share your burdens."

The final image shows Wolfwood pulling at Vash's cheek and Vash complains, "Owwwww why..." Wolfwood quickly says, "You were thinking something stupid, right? It's all over yer face." Vash mutters, "Nooo, I wasn't..." END ID]

#vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #Theyre both thoroughly exhausted tired individuals -- vash having to fight this lonely battle for over a hundred years and getting dragged #back into inevitable situation with knives after a 2 years hiatus of being a gunslinger. they both need so much Rest and comfort in this #department... .SIGHS. BUT I JUST THINK ABOUT WOLFWOOD . AND HOW... LITTLE He has existed on no man's land. how majority of his years being #alive is being used as a weapon and to kill when him at his very core is the most giving and selfless individual ever #badlands rumble inspired me a bit but i do think wolfwood gets dragged into occasional tasks from the eye of michael while on his duty of #guiding vash -- or i think that one chapter where we got to see other members of eom -- there's like a clear division within the eom too #i think.... so i figured similarly to vash but not to the same amount -- there are people that look for wolfwood too. but most of the time #it's probably wolfwood that has to look for someone else and take them out. i feel like it happens ever so occasionally. #evidentially these two don't talk enough canonically but they always know how to express things properly to affirm that they're okay #they have the worst time ever sharing burdens - can't willingly burden the other and has neeever asked for help or reprieve in their #desperate situations... vw is a huge case of right person wrong time syndrome so they just. in the time they get to spend together -- even #if romantically - they don't have enough time to heal to get over that kind of hurdle. They've just never asked for help in all the years #they've been alive -- they don't even know how to and its just aughhhsgskg #and well! they don't even need to ask! because they'll be there for each other anyway at the end of the day -- company and presence alone. #ruporas art

[hamsternamedmarinette]

@buggachat OK THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE

#buggachat #мой пост #yes this is (roughly) the same comment i left on chapter one of the fic but i thought cat noir himself should say it #ml #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #cat noir #Adrien agreste #chat noir #мой рисунок #is.....is this art? its a photo of ink on paper which is more than just a text post ..... but do i tag it as 'my art'? #social media au

[fluffyartbl0g]

“It’s very rare, but some powers can awaken and affect objects aside from the wielder!!!”

You see it may look like they’re just running and improvising a plan on the spot,,, but it was ALL PART OF THE MASTER PLAN!!! (lying)

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

#FREAKING POP OFF KATAKURI! #time travel au #speedrun au #one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #op nami #usopp #charlotte katakuri #charlotte pudding #big mom #charlotte brulee #gear 5 luffy #one piece spoilers #wano spoilers #one piece chapter 1044 spoilers #omg i finished rereading WCI and i think its my favourite post timeskip arc.... #it used to be dressrosa but ohmg... WCI... was just so good... #o btw: to the guy that asked about what went down at syrup village... #ive literally had the sketch of what happened for ages #but cause im rereading thru one piece... ive just been getting so inspired for new comic scenarios to draw ; - ;!!!! #dw tho ill do it eventually :3!

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

#not hating lmao its just silly #i once saw one of those 'how saiki k characters would drink their coffee' posts and for saiki it said 'black coffee' #and i giggled #what do you mean you think the guy who only smiles during really sweet moments or when hes eating sweets would drink black coffee #thats so out of character but they obvi were just going by personality which u guess is funny #that mf prob would make homemade pumpkin spice lattes drowned in sugar and creamer and whipped cream and sprinkles #hey genuine question to people who watched the anime this way: how was it still funny ? #him being a liar tsundere unreliable narrator is often the MAIN bit.. like in EVERY chapter.. #did u only pay attention to the silly mini jokes within the episodes and those were somehow still enough to make you love the show ? #or like.. what was it ??? IDK I GENUINELY DONT GET IT #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post #meownalysis

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you. #you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh #caprisun