#Its all jokes

[theladyskull]

Pink Parrots aka THE OLD MAN CLUB

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #tangotek #impulse #impulsesv #etho #ethoslab #pink parrots #mcc #skizz #skizzleman #I'm joking #but also not. #Tango impulse and skizz are 40+ #etho is 37 #40+ is not old #its all jokes

[dappersautismcreature]

since drugs are canon, here's some qsmp weed headcanons

I think Foolish knows how to roll, and is always stuck rolling for his friends because they refuse to learn. Vegetta grows, and gives out his stuff pretty liberally, but doesn’t tolerate people stealing from him. BBH only smokes occasionally but still has a crazy high tolerance somehow. Fit gets his supply from... somewhere, he has connections, but he ALWAYS has some, he’s also always the guy with a lighter. The people who settled down in the wall (Charlie, Jaiden, Wilbur) used to share a bong between them that Jaiden actually owned, and she’s the only one who actually takes care of it. Now she shares it with Roier, and they only smoke in the evenings when Bobby’s asleep. Roier complains about his failed romances to Jaiden who just nods and occasionally says the wisest shit. Charlie used to have a pipe but he broke it on his first day. Big Q definitely brags about “getting soooooo high dude” but has a weak ass tolerance and could get blasted off of a one-hitter. 

#gimme more #I don't know enough about some of the Spanish streamers to call it #or the brazilians #qsmp #tw weed #ig #quackity #badboyhalo #foolishgamers #vegetta #fit mc #slimecicle #roier #jaiden animations #jokes #its all jokes #please

[brottagecore]

What is the bear face smile?

It's a very specific pressed lip smile, I'm not sure how to begin to explain it so here, I made this educational graphic for you anon.

I hope you find this educational.

#gay bear #my art #hands down of the dummest things ive made #i made this in like an hour to unwind from finals #graphic design my burden #its all jokes

[xxrainbowvibezxx]

My little sister just walked up to my older sister, and I to say hi. She was like, "Hello, oldest sister," and then she looked at me and said, "Hello, gay sister."

She's not wrong, but I just wasn't expecting her to say that.

#my sisters and brother always say something about me being gay #its all jokes #we always joke about it so i don't take offense to it #wlw #lgbtq #lesbian

[guessillfxck]

What do they put in eating disorders that makes them so easily romantized

#sad girl files #disordered eating thoughts #ed but not sheeran #ed vent #ana trigger #tw ana diary #hi im back after my bf said yhe most triggering shit imaginable #not his fault because im the fat and disordered one :) #but nonetheless!!! ive returned to hell!!!!! having gained 5lbs so we wont eat until ive lost 10!!!!!! #its all jokes #4norex1a #tw disordered eating

[nails-teeth-neck]

it's fun bantering with my sister because she's both so much more normie than me but also has absolutely insane political ideas (ironic)

#she would like to put all elderly people on an island where all their needs are met and they don't have to worry about money #because its all coming from everyone's taxes. #and also every anti abortionist will need to choose whether to die for an unborn child or allow an abortion. stuff like that #also that men should be 20% of society and just milked when children are needed. #its all jokes #nails.txt

[poppiesandpromises]

Hello poppy I have question do you still reply anons?

No.

#Sorry i couldn't help it #Thanks for the ask #thanks for the ask! #Its all jokes #Not all of them all the time #Sorry it got a little crazy for awhile

[am0ngtheb0nes]

𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓇, 𝐵𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶

#my art #art #original character #oc #ttrpg character #dnd art #Ilyian A Galdur #its all jokes #i could not resist

[perriwinklesblog]

Dream setting dating record straight and then announcing he’s getting a haircut.

Who broke up with you boi?

#dreamwastaken #I joke I joke #its all jokes

[khunismydrug]

Me with the infinity stones trying to get Tower of God off of hiatus for the 57th time.

#its all jokes #i am on the protect SIU agenda #i hope he feels better #but damn im impatient #you cant dangle a new plot infront of me like that sir #tower of god #tog #kami no tou #khun aguero agnis #khun aa #twenty fifth baam #25th bam #endorsi jahad #yuri zahard #androssi zahard #androssi jahad #pls see this post fandom-san

[gatoru]

please decide for me

#akira speaks #ITS ALL JOKES #well most of it

[crabussy]

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

#IF ITS NOT CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE POLL #I'm poking lighthearted fun at all the clearly biased polls that go around on this website #many of which were made by yours truly #e.g. the queer/not queer polls #like its tumblr. you are not looking at the general population #anyway its all in good fun ^_^ #unreality

[jupiterlandings]

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

#ramblings #percy jackson #pjo #OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST #ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS #I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[punkitt-is-here]

a rare sighting

#mlp #mlp:fim #my little pony #anomalocaris #fluttershy #applejack #my posts #my art #punkitt #horsecomix #she's so excited #i know its already a joke that fluttershy loves all freaky lads in nature but we can go freakier

[cali]

i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

#notifications blocked goodnight all of you #i like that theres people from both ends of the spectrum of opinions on how to build a personality in the tags #i just wanted to make a joke about when someone says the phrase “making it their entire personality” #its a nothing phrase