#It was just buttered pasta.

[the-witchhunter]

Danny and Jason flirting but it’s just them talking about food and sharing recipes

Danny: that’s some juicy looking pan roasted chicken you have there… can’t help but notice you have some… brown bits left on the pan…

Jason: Oh yeah? And what do you think I should do about it?

Danny: sauté some onion and deglaze with some red wine, make a nice luscious pan sauce

Jason: Hmmmm… personally I was thinking shallots… something a little subtler… teasing even… maybe take some butter and… mount the sauce

Danny: Yes chef

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dead on main #danny fenton #jason todd #cooking #flirting through food #for context mounting a sauce is a French cooking technique #it means taking cold butter and incorporating it into the sauce for added richness #can be a little tricky since it can break and make the sauce oily instead #but just keep the pan moving constantly and you’re probably fine #it really upgrades a quick pasta sauce for an easy dinner

[fabdante]

“It’s a bad night for rain.”

now for something completely different to ring out the old year and bring in the new, a fan art of one of my favorite creepypastas, how to summon the butter street hitchhiker by chris hicks/writechriswrite.

if you're interested in the pasta, i highly recommend the dark somniums narration of it.

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#creepypasta #creepy pasta #creepypasta fan art #no sleep #r/no sleep #horror #horror art #horror story #how to summon the butter street hitchhiker #butter street hitchhiker #my art #idk how to tag this asdfghj #the dark somnium #but i've been wanting to do some pieces inspired by favorite pastas of mine #and also talk about how good the dark somnium's work is #also for anyone who knows the story i realize i did not render the hitchhiker exactly as described in the head area but idk i always #took the no face description as Very Literally and just imagined him with no head and the eyes and thats it

[wonderfulxhappiness]

made some fucking great noodles for lunch today :P

omg....... congrats on ur noodles

#god i could go for some noodles......... i just ate Two Burgers for dinner #mmmpasta tho. im so basic i just like pasta w/ garlic butter sauce....... #add a lil like. white wine vinegar into it for a lil kick and its so good......... #(or maybe red wine vinegar? i don't remember. i think i use white tho)

[hellyeahsickaf]

Not to keep reminiscing about when I was more abled but man what I'd give to be thinly slicing garlic, onion, tomatoes, throw them in a pot with ghee on medium-high until the onions are translucent and yellowed but not caramelized, and chop some carrots, cauliflower, potatoes, mushrooms, throw them in with some peas and corn and let those cook, mince a green chili pepper, cilantro, and ginger and lime zest, add bit of tomato sauce, then about 4 cups of stock and simmer it on low adding lime juice, a couple of prunes (trust me on this), seasoning it with cumin, cardamom, salt, cinnamon, clove, turmeric, curry powder (most of these spices are in curry powder it's more of a ratio thing), and peppercorn, and then let that bitch simmer for an hour or two until I have curry and throw some naan in a pan with butter, maybe pan fry some okra and make a side of chana masala or dal. No pre packaged meal beats that yknow?

#I'm not even fucking hungry I just want to cook #the reason indian food is so great from a culinary standpoint is that it tends to contain all of the basic flavors #like a perfect combination. salty sweet sour spicy. #also butter. ghee and butter and garlic and love #this and pasta are equally my favorite things to make #chronic pain #cfs #actually disabled #chronic fаtiguе ѕуndrоmе #chronic illness #cfs/me #fibromyalgia #disability #spoonie #me/cfs #pots #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #long covid #eggplant goes well in there but I'm allergic to plants in the nightshade family. salicylate allergy #same reason I'm allergic to NSAIDs #I still eat some of those veggies. for whatever reason bodies react different when it's in like food bc it won't kill me to eat eggplant #but boy will it tear up my GI tract! used to be one of my favorites tho so its sad #no more ratatouille for me :/

[carfuckerlynch]

this fucking ruled btw

#odhran.txt #captain’s kitchen #butter thyme chili powder italian sausage black pepper honey lemon juice parmesan pasta. go forth #AND SPINACH #just like. frozen chopped spinach. my new best friend #GARLIC ALSO GARLIC

[boomerang109]

I'm supposed to still be doing homework but I wanted to pause really quickly because I really think I might be getting better

I hit a wall last week (and hella actually really helped me, but I had to ignore her advice for a few days to see it) where I just kind of realized I don't actually do much to make myself feel better? And like. I want to be so specific that like. I'm feeling physically better these days so it's so much easier (not easy, mind you--I'm still in pain AND mental health is still making it hard, but it's easier)

But like I just had like three days in a row where I just tried to do homework in bed and instead I did NOTHING and I basically talked to no one and I was just making myself miserable and I was like. It's the end of the semester and at this point it's my fault I have so much work. So I need to make a different choice and do it. So I have?

And I spent HOURS doing work yesterday. And it wasn't perfect--I meant to go to an aquaintance's show and I didn't make it, but I did a bunch of work and got some late assignments turned in. And I'm still working today and it's fucking slow going. I thought I was gonna get through two modules (I don't call them that, god hella you've infected my brain) but I still have ten pages left of enlightened sexism (but my focus is a little shot at this point in the day. BECAUSE I SUDDENLY HAVE ENERGY?? like i'm gonna go put my laundry in and like. idk maybe even walk around a bit because i have energy. like not a lot. but for nearly 8pm at night? It's crazy.)

I just. I hope this is the iron and the medication change. Because I've been having such a rough go of it. But I think some of it has been me. I think I got really good at being sick and treating myself like I was sick and I'm not anymore.

Cause like when I was sick I let myself get away with all sorts of bullshit cause 'oh I can't, I don't feel well.'

But I'm getting better. So that means putting on my big person pants and doing shit. Even when it's hard.

#i went to bed really depressed last night #like just gave up on the day #and it honestly was just cause i hadn't eaten #and i think that's my newest goal is just making sure i eat #oh fuck jack we need to talk about that at some point for study abroad #i'm shiiiit at eating and it's not your job to make eat or anything #(can you imagine if i was like haha it's your problem and in tumblr post no less) #but if you happen to see this. at some point i just would love to have a convo about if you'd be willing to just like. make sure i'm intaki #food? and like if i suddenly become uncharacteristically rude? it's 99% of the time going to be because i'm hangry #i was gonna be like 'oh no what if i can't get safe foods' #but we're going to italy and like. pasta is a safe food for me. so i think i'll be good. #(i may end up stressed out by how fancily they make it because it has been pointed out to me that my preferred way of having it 'butter and #cheese' is essentially just buttered noodles but like i also like alfredo so it's fine #anyway i just wasted the last ten minutes of my study time so now it's break time!! #yay laundry time #life of a boomerang

[juicemitio]

Shaving the rest of my head tomorrow I'll probably be ugly but idrc

#been growing it out slowly but idk what to do w the length. it's tough i like the feel of longer hair better but not the look. also refuse #to style that shit lol if it takes more than 5 secs to rix im wearing a hat #also im tryna date this summer but im at like my worst physically rn. not bad but medical shit and burned out and w/e it'll take me like a #month of goin crazy at the gym to get back to where i was. so idk maybe bein a little ugly will force me to try harder with that lmao. doin #my 50 pushups a day and slowly ramping back into weights and cardio. frustrating cuz i lost so much progress bc of the fuckin surgery #oh well lol i might get a face piercing tomorrow too who knows i kinda dgaf anymore i might just do a bunch of shit ive been wanting to but #held off. just throw in the towel and look fucked up for the summer ✌️ also its gonna be humid and hot as fuck so bald ass head will be nice #my fuck ass ponytail mullet was already hot in the winter i mightve died if i kept it. how tf did i manage waist length hair for so long #also i knocked over my pasta (reheated butter egg noodles) onto the ground tryna get my cat to stop eating a house plant while writing this #still ate them tho #also also yeah it's 2am but i was hungryy

[six-of-ravens]

felt like crap the past few days so I planned some ~healthy meals~ for the next week, and I am absolutely going to regret it next like, Wednesday when I just want carbs and junk food, but right now I feel very good and smart.

#i still have butter pasta. always butter pasta. #but i need to try and eat food with nutrients that are not carbs lmao #bc the butter pasta thing is getting A Little Out Of Hand and thats why i feel shitty #also i found half a jar of protein powder in the cupboard so im gonna make smoothies next week #I MUST! HEALTH! JUST A BIT!! #oh also i will have leftover ham from easter dinner lol. not TOO healthy

[castielafflicted]

disease that makes me put multiple types of dairy in soup

#zeph posting #this one had butter milk cheese and sour cream #only a little bit of butter and the milk came from the leftover tomato soup i used #and the cheese was like a few small slices of french onion havarti #and the sour cream was just a spoonful or two #so like not a Lot of dairy but still. four types. #anyways it was good. i should have put vegetables in it and not just pasta but who cares. i was using Ingredience

[skenpiel]

ketchup my delicious little friend

#wish i could carry you everywhere but i dont have the pocket or backpack space for that #make my awesome garbage food taste even better #shoutout to my darling bottomfeeders grill cheese u my ride or die without u i wouldnt have made it theough middle scchool #‘skenp you already didnt make it through middle school you dropped out remember’ well wirhout my bottomfeeders grill cheese i would b dead. #so think abt that next time #anyways. idk where id be without u ketchup baby i could put you on anythinf #i cant believe i saw somebody say ketchup on spaghetti was like weird or abnormal or gross or whatever on here awhile ago…… #like. thats one of the Things u put on pasta. i didnt put anythinf else on pasta until like 2 years ago #if u have pasta u can put pesto or butter or just olive oil which is good and you cna put tomato sauce and u can put ketchup #i ONLY had ketchup on my pasta for at least the first 9 years of my life. wat r u guys talking abt #theyre lovers theyre soulmates theyre meant to be together……. what the hell else do u use ketchup for if u think thats weird ???

[triviareads]

every time I see ali slagle on nyt cooking i wonder if she truly is the poster child for mediocre white people.

#like..... the el-wayllys are doing all sorts of innovative things #same for eric kenji yewande etc. etc. #vaughn is great too #and this girl is out here frying dates in oil to put on vanilla ice cream #frying herbs in a microwave #and creating a chopped WEDGE salad #...that's just a chopped salad babe #she grated raw tomato and butter into a bowl and dumped it in cooked pasta and called that a RECIPE

[whoslaurapalmer]

cold pasta and warm toasty buttery bread my beloved 🥖🥖

#yesterday it was hot and i wanted caprese pasta salad but i didnt want to make it. gotta have the pasta done earlier. so today i made it!! #and of course it got colder again. sigh. but i got my tasty pasta and tomatoes and mozzarella (although def use fresh mozz. tastes better #i just didnt have it on hand) and then i toasted a nice piece of italian bread with OF COURSE butter and garlic salt and AAAAAA THE TASTES

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

One thing about me is I will make any salad a pasta sauce

#and it's GOOD #anyway listen to me fry garlic sweetheart cabbage spring onions and like a million herbs of your choosing + salt and pepper obviously #in butter with oil #then just! put it on pasta! just do it! #my word #my personal herbs are rosemary thyme and parsley but you know make that shit up baby! #I wish I had some chives

[andtosaturn]

im so afraid of americans. i just saw a tiktok where someone was like "i have perfected this pasta recipe you're welcome!!!!!!" and it was just butter and cheese on top of penne. that's not a recipe that's 3 ingredients in a bowl

#i understand budget and mental health restrains obviously #i have eaten many a bowl of just pasta and cheese #but HELLO?????? nasty #buttered noodles just make no sense to me. if you have literally anything else to put on it why wouldnt you #or even plain pasta would be better #shut up claire

[katierosefun]

something about finals period really does revert me into lowkey a child because someone explain to me why i spent like 30 minutes playing minecraft before starting my studies

#caroline talks #playing minecraft and also . . . i literally just had buttered pasta for lunch . ... #like ... i haven't done that since maybe i was five years old lmao #maybe i'll watch yet another chris pine movie today too. go crazy go stupid

[newtness532]

need to find something to eat that isn't bread with cheese or bread with jam or pasta

#yesterday i ate bread with cheese and bread with jam 3 times #today ive only eaten bread with cheese once but i will again soon bc i havent cooked anything else #and then i guess i can make pasta with butter for dinner #and tomorrow if its not raining i can go to the supermarket and buy bread so i can make bean burgers #or if it's raining i can just bake some bread #jo says stuff #personal ramblings