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Another fundraiser I trust!

He has a tumblr, and it seems he's very new to it and doesn't know how to use it properly so he ends up looking like a bot but dw he is legit. I had a long conversation with Mahmoud over DM's just to go over everything. It all checks out. Please consider donating to get his family out of Ghazzah! Additionally, his brother-in-law is special needs and cannot be taken care of in a tent!

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#party hat!

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New York at Night ( JC Richardson) 

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i think there's a certain tragedy to the protagonists of long running murder mysteries. it's one thing to seek out cases to solve, another entirely to have death follow your every step. just by going on vacation you have doomed someone to die. you're just a quirky little detective, but the plot hungers

#jessica fletcher is just trying to live her cute old lady life and you know how many people she knew are now DEAD OR MURDERERS

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plot chart notes continue

#make it count dewey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i think it's the last time he'll show up. he doesn't function like iva so he doesn't show up like she does but he did need to. do something #yknow. but he doesn't show up at the end i don't think. #current worry going through my head -- don't just repeat conversations don't just copy conversations make every word fucking COUNT!!!! :)

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Maynard Dixon - Farewell (Last Chance), 1912

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Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

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alien cats 💚‼️

#ALIEN AISHA AND ESPEON!!!!!!!!!! 💚

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Cashmere Cape, ca. 1912

Reville & Rossiter Ltd.

via Vintage Martini

#I've made this pattern!! should've used different fabric BUT it's not difficult at all. most time consuming was the darts but that's because #i hand sew most of the time so that took a bit. but it's very easy shapes not many pieces and you get a neat wrap cape #with a lining!!

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Zuhair Murad Fall 2022 Couture

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oh I didn't get the birthday cake donut BUT instead of just refunding me they gave me a blueberry donut!!!!!!!!!! 💖🫐💖

#I AM HAPPY WITH ANY DONUT as long as it is not strawberry 💜 #which they do sell so dodged a fucking bullet there!!

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I GOT IT I GOT MY MILKSHAKE I GOT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! #into little bowls and into the freezer you go my beloved!!!!!!!!!

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   A drawing that I no longer exhibit in art shows, because too many people asked me if it was real, and more than one confidently called it a chipmunk. So. This is a flying squirrel that I drew with moth wings because I thought it was funny. Also, moth wings look good on absolutely everyone. Think of is as a squirrel fairy. A fairydiddle. A flying HAR HAR *wink* squirrel. It was funny in my head.

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okay okay. i was able to order the birthday cake milkshake. pray for me that i Get the milkshake

#if they don't have an item i just get a card in the bag that says 'we had to refund you!' :( #i really wanted to try these specific chips but every time i added them to the order it wouldn't calculate tax. so. got some other chips. #and a donut!!!!!!!! and actual lunch. i just like to get snacks. then i have snacks for a couple days!! #THE DONUT IS //ALSO// BIRTHDAY CAKE IS THE POINT

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Not working with very fragile mental health today and I am GOING to try and get my stupid fun milkshake yet again however the apples keep falling off of my toast every time I pick it up and I May Just Commit Murder about that

#YOU'VE GOT NO RIGHT TO FALL OFF MY TOAST