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#It Seemed Funnier in My Head
rottmntquotes · 1 year
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Okay, but...
Raph: Don't worry, April, we'll be here for you and your gram-gram every step of the- ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY EATING APRIL'S GRANDMA'S HOSPITAL FOOD?!
Twins: *Stop Eating*
Donnie: I just wanted the yeast roll.
Leo: I was just eating the mashed potatoes...
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nature-and-music · 1 year
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In theory, I would have gone back stage with the band.
In practice, I would have scared them away as I spouted on and on about their history.
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bklily · 7 months
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Seems accurate
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lowrezbonuslevel · 8 months
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i'm evil btw
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my bad guys
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vi0ntherun · 11 months
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John: Do you smoke?
Arthur: No, why?
John: Then why do you always carry a lighter?
Arthur: uhhh… arson?
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guaca-and-her-sonder · 10 months
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this seemed funnier in my head
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anyway, yeah that one atsv meme
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grimmed · 4 months
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oops spent a lot of time on a joke (again)
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bumblingbabooshka · 7 months
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Tuvok: The Monastery Years
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link-lonk · 3 months
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I have decided on new rules for Ranked Mirrors:
Devil Homura is now BANNED
Anime Yachiyo is BANNED
Madokami is BANNED
Kimochi Lavi is BANNED
Chisato (LycoReco) is BANNED
Takina is BANNED
All those other ones I see too much of but I can't remember who they are at the moment are also BANNED
these changes will take place immediately please and thank you
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I get that Aloha is a flirt, it's literally part of his character, but has anyone ever flirted back with him?
Because if not, I have a suggestion.
Aloha is flirty as hell, yes......
But he absolutely cannot take anyone flirting back without turning several shades of pink darker and stuttering like an idiot.
So much comedy potential. So much romantic potential!
Observe -
Aloha, grabbing a map out of Army's hands and waving it in his face - Aww, are these directions to my heart? 😜
Army, pulling Aloha by the chin and giving him a look - Why yes it is, I'm always getting lost in your eyes on the way~
*Aloha turns from hot pink to maroon and literally splats out of nowhere just from being flustered*
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nerdy-nightmare · 21 days
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if i had a nickel for every picture of sethry yuurivoice i have in possession atm i'd have $1.25 :3c
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cr4zedf0x · 26 days
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Yuma and Makoto's battle, but with Sonic Adventure 2 audio
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sharky-the-idiot · 2 months
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Eternal Sugar: No because I stopped everything I was doing vodka is made from fucking potatoes???
Burning Spice: I don't think you have to fuck the potatoes, no.
(source under cut lol)
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Snippet of my zukaang wip:
Sokka: Could you stop liking the guy trying to kill us?
Aang: But he's soooo hot though!
Sokka: Of course he is, he's a fire bender! But you're gonna regret your crush when your back's against the wall.
Aang: Ohh- pressed against the wall... By Zuko 😳
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moonfromearth · 7 months
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Lorenz and Mocha were the first to check out the ranch's new addition, so happy to the point that they abandoned their usually sleeping spot to be with their new companion.
[transcript under cut]
Lorenz: Woah, he's a lot taller than Thunder is. Mocha: I like him. He seems sophisticated. Lorenz: You know your "sophisticated" friend has his head through a wall, right? Mocha: His brilliance is beyond our understanding.
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