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#India vs England
sarcasmiclife · 6 months
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England's batting order is-
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SHAMI
BUMRAH
KULDEEP
FUCKING GODS 😤💐✨
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The indian urge to blame everything on "arey match toh fixed tha Jaan bujh ke haare hain" whenever india loses a cricket match.
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rainingmbappe · 6 months
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INDIA VS ENGLAND IN THE CRICKET WC AND IT'S NOT EVEN A 100 RUNS AND 8 FUCKING WICKETS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Watching a sports match with Bakugo
Totally not doing this because I’m watching the india v eng match nope nope
Warning: Swearing and lots of it, very slight suggestive content at the start? Lemme know if there’s anything else
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Bakugo was used to seeing a milder, more relaxed version of you. Laid back, even. Until you flashed him your usual toothy grin and said you wanted to watch something, and he was free to join. You had been pretty excited all day, and he couldn’t help but assume you meant something less innocent.
But no
No, you ran home, dived head first into the couch and grabbed the remote. Getting comfortable, you immediately turned the television on, playing the match. Your eyes darted between the screen and your empty hands.
“Oi Kat, d’ya mind making some popcorn? You always add that good stuff in it that’s on the shelf.” Don’t get him wrong, Katsuki Bakugo was a simp for you and only you. He’d do anything. But here he was hoping to spend some tome with you, and your eyes were glued to the screen.
Grumbling, he left to do it anyway. He made it half way through the kitchen until he heard it. Words that havent come out if your mouth like this before.
“SON OF A BITCH!” You screamed, standing and huffing at the tv. No doubt some player or someone must have already made an error. He turned to look at what made you so distressed, and it was merely the tv glitching.
Little did he know, this was only the beginning.
Halfway into the match you had cursed everyone including him out in three different languages.
“MADERCHO-!”
“MOTHERFUC-!”
And then some more colourful ones he couldn’t catch. He was eyeing you wearily, and then the screen. He wasnt ever interested in matches and never really rooted for a team. After the way you chased him around the house for accidentally cheering for the team wearing red jerseys, he looked on fearfully when they scored well.
There were five minutes left. The team you were against was doing particularly well. This could only mean chaos. But his head slowly turned to catch a glimpse of you, perched on the sofa with your hands covering your mouth, nothing but silence and concentration. If only you concentrated like that on last week’s mission-
And then, it happened.
“NO!” You gasped, curling your fists. “DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!”
Bakugo took a step back.
“GODDAMN I HAD A MILLION RIDING ON THEM DAMN IT IF HE HAD JUST CAUGHT THAT-,”
“DID YOU SAY ONE MILLION?!”
“YEAH!”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?”
“THEY USUALLY DON’T DO THAT BAD!”
“I AM NOT FUCKIN PAYING FOR THAT!”
“yeah yeah fine.”
“So what I call in the agency and tell them you’re taking a sick leave?”
“Yep.”
A/N: Yes he got a bit OOC but India lost and I’m upset so this is unedited
Am I sending an email saying i cant go to school tomorrow? Yes yes I am
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shut-up-rabert · 1 year
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Hum bhi kamaal hai, Pak ko final mein bulake khud hi nhi gaye🫡
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backyardcricketer · 3 months
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India vs England 5-test series in India is going to be the unstoppable force vs the immovable object.
India don't lose at home and England's been conquering the world with bazball. On the flip side, we have the ability to crap the bed at literally any point in a game while bazball floundered a bit in front of the mighty Australia's experience and resilience (The Ashes 2023). It will be a fun contest.
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deesi-academia · 1 year
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aaj ka poora match maine "ben stokes" bol kar guzara hai
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vanshikaahh · 2 years
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"galiyon beech kashi yaa kashi beech galiyan"
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sarcasmiclife · 6 months
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BUM BUM BUMRAH BITCH!!!!!!!
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BHAGWAN JI PLEASE INDIA KO JITA DO SOLAH SOMWAR KA VRAT RAKHOONGI PLEASE
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anonymous2720 · 1 year
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GOD i am never going to see India actually WIN an ICC tournament am I? its just not happening. thay couldnt even lose properly like had to do it in the absolute worst fucking way possible
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ishaanyadavsblog · 2 years
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i am new tumblr user from india
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rudrjobdesk · 2 years
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वेंकटेश प्रसाद बोले- गांगुली, सहवाग, युवराज भी बाहर हुए तो अब क्यों नहीं!
वेंकटेश प्रसाद बोले- गांगुली, सहवाग, युवराज भी बाहर हुए तो अब क्यों नहीं!
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shut-up-rabert · 1 year
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Bhai itna dissapointment to last time 2019 m Mahi bhai k run out pe hua tha, Mandir m chhupke royi thi🥲
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assamtourism · 2 years
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