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#Incorrect Owl House Quotes
speakbythechariot · 1 year
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vickysaurus · 2 years
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Alador: “So, Mittens, how did you and Luz meet anyway?”
Amity: “Well, I spotted her hiding in a cauldron covered in abomination goop and-”
Alador: *sighs* “How romantic, it was always my dream to meet someone like that...”
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Vee: “Hunter won’t come out of his room!”
Luz: “Just tell him I said something.”
Vee: “Like what?”
Luz: “Anything factually incorrect.”
Vee: “If you say so.”
Hunter, storming in: “I’m sorry, did you just say the sun is a planet?”
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incorrectowlhouse · 1 month
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Raine: *pointing at Hunter as the GG* What the fuck is that?
Darius: It's a baby
Raine: I know it's a fucking baby, what's it doing here?
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 2 months
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Raine: Now, repeat after me; I’m not going to break into that vehicle.
Eda, Luz, King: I’m not going to break into that vehicle.
Raine: I was hoping I would never have to force this family to say that, but here we are.
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violet-rose-95 · 9 months
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Amity, still trying to figure out how human politics work: Luz, are you Pro-Bread or Anti-Bread?
Luz, who couldn't be more lost, now giggling: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
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ordinaryschmuck · 6 months
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Camila: But if you keep making up words, no one will understand you.
Luz, age seven: Dad will. Watch:
She gets Manny’s attention.
Manny: Yeah, Mija?
Luz: *Random gibberish*
Manny: Woah! Are you SERIOUS?
Luz: *More random gibberish*
Manny: I never considered that before!
Luz: *Even more random gibberish*
Manny: This changes everything…
Luz: *Giggles* See?
Camila: You’re BOTH crazy.
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pandaluver · 2 years
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Luz teaching Hunter to drive: Okay, you’re driving then Amity & Willow walk into the road. What do you hit?
Hunter: Oh, definitely Amity. I could never hurt the Captain.
Luz: *Massaging her temples* The brakes, Hunter. You hit the brakes.
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the-irreverend · 4 months
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Y'all remember this kid don't ya?
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speakbythechariot · 1 year
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Amity: why do our dads call each other babygirl
Hunter: how about we stop talking for a while.
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totallynots8tan · 8 months
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Eda: Things will get better! Raine, Lilith, Darius, Alador, and Eberwolf: ... Eda: Okay, maybe they won’t. Eda: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!
Raine, Lilith, Darius, Alador, and Eberwolf: ...
Eda: Sorry, Luz is rubbing off on me.
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Hunter: *knocks Kikimora out*
Willow: “Yes! My man!”
Luz, Amity, Gus: *staring*
Willow: “Oh, we haven’t really put a label on it yet, have we?”
Hunter: “Um-”
Luz, Amity, Gus: *staring intensifies* 
Willow: “Never mind. He did that!”
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incorrectowlhouse · 11 months
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*about to do something dangerous*
Luz: What if this goes wrong?
Hunter: Well, we'll mourn you :)
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chishiyas-wig · 2 years
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Hunter: The Ocean is a soup
Darius:
Darius: Do elaborate
Hunter: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Darius: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine
Hunter: *Tilts head*
Darius: The Ocean is a Soup
Hunter: The Ocean is a Soup
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dragonflavoredcake · 2 years
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Hunter, handing out a stack of cards: Happy Father's Day Gilbert. Happy Father's Day Harvey. Happy Father's Day Perry. Happy Father's Day Alador. Happy Father's Day Darius. Happy Father's Day Grandpa Dell. Happy Masc Parent's Day Raine
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