My favorite type of ship is where the question arises : what's more gay ?
1) being gay
2) whatever tf they got going on .
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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Bed. Most people on this app need sleep.
You guys really liked my last poll so
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Bring Me The Boss Hog
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Work hours can be the worst times to work
some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Sorry for staring at you for several prolonged minutes i was thinking about my ocs and didn't see you in the middle distance
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If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I
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the youtube "stop drawing like this" community doesn't want you to know this but you can shade however you want forever btw. it doesn't have to make sense in fact you should actively be pissing people off with how inaccurate your light source is
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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much
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