#Im microwaving him again

[ind1c0lite]

Edgewoth sketches for today <3

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #indys art #these were drawn a couple days ago I just finally got around to finishing them HFJGKHLJ #I also replayed turnabout goodbyes so I'm going to be extra not normal about him just so u know #Im microwaving him again

[enemymag]

> drops off the face of tumblr

> finally posts art after multiple months of absence

> it's for a completely different fandom

My bad my bad, anyways heyy `,:]

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 demoman #team fortress demoman #tavish degroot #i love this man i rotate him around in my head like a microwave #also shoutout to the discord guy who wanted me to draw him in the miku project diva outfit #nervous to post again lmao please dont expect me to keep posting regularly 👍👍👍👍 #i spent 2 hours on this im embarrassed by that alone

[spaciebabie]

would smash leshy

#spacie spoinks #was only a matter of time not sorry #i thought leshy was a girl at first and b/c of that was very attractive 2 me #i found out leshy was a boy and was like ''aww :('' and the emotions fizzled out but now they're back again #leshy.....hmmm #i want 2 have a one night stand w/him and have it be the best night of my life. never 2 be replicated again. #we go our separate ways and never talk again #where was that one anon that was like: oh so you're favorite characters are yellow or green or something #leshyyyyy #i wanna squish him #i would do crazy things 2 leshy dude #man. why would bamsara do this 2 me #constant intriguing ship posting and now i wanna bang a leaf monster . okay. #so stupid #my life is already ruined w/springtrap I DONT NEED ANOTEHR GREEN MAN IN MY SKULL!!!!!!!!! #houuugh springtrap.....man....im thinking about him again........... #euaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghgggg #fuuuuck man #two of them. in the microwave that is my mind #going round and round #they're both awful #anf very. sexy. #UGH!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thebigqueer]

unrelated to that rb but im thinking about it and i dont think piper liking jason was ever a forced heteronormativity thing i think she genuinely liked him

#like i relate to her so much cuz like i also like guys and even though at this point in my life im more attracted to girls ive never #considered my guy crushes as 'not knowing i was queer' i think i genuinely liked them #but also the concept of piper not dealing with her internalized amatonormativity hits sooooo hard like i didnt even think of it like that #the fact she moved on from jason so quick too. not that she needs to always feel sad for him but it had to have been like at max 4 months #which isnt to say people cant move on its just for your ex bf dying that seems so quick to me #her turning to romance again to help her problems because its just what shes always been led to believe #especially as a daughter of aphrodite.... wow many thoughts. want to put her in the microwave #in other news i totally admit as cute as her and shel are it was definitely forced as a way to 'show' she was queer #but she didnt need a girl to show she was queer she could hvae just told it honestly. not everyone who finds out theyre queer is immediatel #in a relationship and you dont always need a relationship to realize youre queer #sorry that post got me thinking about other things lol #piper mclean #riordanverse

[todayisafridaynight]

Government mandated masato posting time

#snap chats #in new york waitin to meet up with my dad so i have to spend my time wisely of course #//insert microwave noises// #i dont even have any concrete thoughts other than whenever he’s dying on the floor he’s at his most attractive #because hes demented in both instances like no one look at me hang on #NO CAUSE THE FIRST TIME hes so fucking stupid HES IN THE WORST SITUATION IMAGINABLE #AND HES STILL TAUNTING AND SPITTING ON SUZUMORI LIKE ????? the actual audacity #and the fuckin second time its right after getting his shit rocked and he STILL got The Audacity to be on that nihilism bullshit to ichi #ITS SO FUNNY NO DIE i love the ending scenes so much …. #like the thinnly-veiled rage from ichi as aoki talks about people being tools … its my everything .. anD AOKI SCUTTLING BACK ONCE ICHI YELLS #im gonna throw up brb this was supposed to be a thirst post but now im just emo about y7 again WHY DO THEY HAVE BLACK HEART EMOJI FOR EMO #DIE whatevr. anyway i miss masato …. i miss him being a prick cause it was kinda hot tbh like whats wrong with you. #ill be normal about him one day i promise but for now #//the rest of this post has been redacted//

[everymlmhybrid]

this part genuinely makes me feel like eating dry wall like i can't explain how i feel about it without making some of you finally tire of me and block me about it i think

#.txt #reservoir dogs - #sorry for just randomly posting clips . i was actually working on my vid i swear but then i started Thinking. and here we are. #anyways going genuinely insane in the tags . i'm so sorry. -> #(im only sorry for the sheer amount of tags or if u disagree w/ my interpretations / headcanons. if ur just annoyed lmfao sucks to be you!) #anyways. you guys ever think abt the way orange HAS TO know white's lying to him abt his odds of survival. #bc i think abt that genuinely constantly. all the time thinking about it. #also the ''joe's gonna get you 100% again'' -> first of all . lol. second of all -> ''he was the only one i wasn't 100% on'' hello? HELLO!! #also freddy's voice here makes me feel like punching walls . like it makes me wail in anguish. #no but yeah i think abt the theme of lying & the fact some of the first lies we hear are in this scene in a way #also this part is leaning wayyy harder on headcanon but i always think. like if orange WASNT lying abt who he is. then it'd be reasonable #forhim to not know how likely he is to die and/or how blatantly larry's lying (''i'm talking days!'') but as a cop he SOOO knows he's fcked #but like . what's he gonna do. ''hey i know that's bullshit'' like obviously not and partly bc of How he knows but also bc like #you just don't argue with the only guy who's caring for you while you're seemingly on the brink of death!! LMAO #and certainly not when he's the only one telling you you'll be fine!! even if he's just bullshitting you so you don't freak out!! #I DON'T KNOW i go kinda insane about this scene . as . you can tell. #if you too are insane about this and the implications . don't worry. in several months. my fic will feed you. you will see. #idk . larry lying to and/or for him <33333333 kinda makes me go insane. kinda makes me go wild. #idk. i should be getting ready for bed rn. WHATEVER. bye. logging off. if you read all these i'm in love with you okay #i've just been turngin them around in my head like a microwave for hours so i needed to infodump or else i would explode i think

[d3l3t3d-deactivated]

meow

#realized/had an epiphany today that so many of the traits my abusers have condemned me for are the same traits that my friends and family #love about me #im weird and funny and slightly insane #i will threaten to reanimate steve jobs so that i can kill him again and yell at cars driving in the bus lane #i will burn my breakfast and give a dollar to a person on the street and yell PENIS PENIS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT when i stub my toe #i will cover myself in fake blood from target and pretend to be a serial killer to and EDM song because i think it’s funny #i will quote webshows me and 5 other people have seen and i don’t care that you don’t wanna watch it with me #i will interupt people by mistake because im excited to talk to them and you won’t be there to yell at me #i will buy the expensive treat for myself because you aren’t there to steal it from me #i will watch that horror movie and play thay horror game because you arent there to say im gross and depressing for liking it #i will make a fucked up meal with microwave rice and canned beans because you arent there to tell me im a terrible cook #i will fuck around with my makeup because you arent there to tell me i’m bad at makeup #i will thrift for crazy costumes and style crazy wigs because you arent around to steal them from me #i will make new friends because you arent there to tell me you don’t like them so i shouldn’t hang around them #i will keep leading with kindness and not shit talk people i don’t even know just because they give you ‘a vibe’ #don’y you dare ever take away my claws and clip my wings again im a weird monsterman and i like it that way

[heavywithplot]

Do you ever devise plots around the children your characters have? What their family life is like? How they raise these kids?

I'm just curious to know as I love your plots and they are so fun and intriguing.

it depends! for stuff like john and the harvester, there are no children involved, so there's nothing there to explore, but for things like the knock off ancient world narratives: absolutely! there's nothing messier than high stakes inheritance claims, and for stuff like that, you need to world build the family life otherwise it's. boring.

I have this one ancient-rome-but-I-filed-the-serial-numbers-off-it story where this one guy hooks up with general of his father (the emperor) (everyone's above 20 here btw), and a week later the emperor is assassinated, and the guy realizes he's pregnant. the general is making a play at assuming power, even though the main character is technically listed in the will as successor, and he hates the idea of the general taking advantage of the pregnancy to legitimize his take over for power, so his best friend comes up with an idea to get married and pass the baby off as his, and there's like. another 20 years of story I've built up in my head after that. there's parricide and everything!

also tysm!! 💞💗💖

#the main character's best friend is a soldier and after some political upheaval the main character does get to assume power #there's like. one military campaign in there somewhere where the main character and their first kid #accompany the best friend/husband to the borders and ends up getting pregnant and giving birth in the military camp #so that's like. a thing that happens. #the main character gets pregnant again later with twins and its pretty harrowing so they call it quits with kids after that #theres some vague organized crime story ive been turning in my head like a plate in a microwave too #that one. huh. that also involves parricide. #im trying to think if i have anything Less Murdery and high stakes and maybe the one about the Knight and the Monk 🤔 #that one's pretty straightforward as far as i can make anything straightforward #3 kids. mostly an exploration of medieval-ish life tbh. the knight turns out to be a pretty good father which makes him happy #given the (gestures in the direction of war) and how tired he was of seeing death all the time #two of their kids grow up to be traders and merchants and the third kid becomes a scholar

[iridescentis]

going fucking insane about dan rn send help im gonna screech

already cried once today because he's so fucking inspiring and has legitimately helped my outlook on life and i CANNOT handle it

#i NEED to SCREECH about this man rn #LOSING IT #i feel like im 13 again but FUCK IT #just wanna microwave im #give im a lil blend #squish im #its like cuteness aggression but in the sense he's so fucking inspiring and wonderful i might implode #I AM UNSTABLE #jesus christ wad is having the same affect on me that big did im regressing #BUT THAT IS GOOD #i remember VIVIDLY the happy flappy hands i had for days after big released #and SHE'S BACK #imso fucking confused in life and not okay but THIS MAN IS GIVING ME HOPE #AND I WANT TO SHAKE HIM in a little jar #just tell him im proud of him and how much he has helped me #I HAVEN'T EVEN READ YWGTTN YET #but i HAVE TO NOW #im excited to :D #daniel howell #dan howell #dan and phil #obligatory joint tag bc of course #do not seperaate

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

my brother keeps being a bitch on purpose and it's really not helping

#my therapist says hes probably doing to feel better about himself and it's like. fuckin hell dude #because like. look im not saying i dont poke fun at him either right #but i like go think i dont go below the belt in terms of shit??? #like i love him im not going to call him genuinely stupid or ugly or anything. #hes good at math and pretty capable. even if he incinerated mac n cheese once and we had to get a new microwave #but he keeps going up to me like (aether) whats a×b? oh how do you not know that instantly? are you stupid? #its because (extremely personal issue) LOL (deep cutting personal issue again) #and its like look ive never been good at mental math stop being a fucking jerk over me not knowing fuckin 9×7 off the top of my head #and i keep telling him to drop it and shut up but its just spurs him on more because its funny to him #and he keeps bringing up other shit like being queer or being trans specifically because he knows its upsetting and its just fucking funny #he loves to say people with weird pronouns and think there's more than two genders should kill themselves because he knows it makes me angr #with him. and he knows im fucking queer. he knows our grandmothers queer. and he still pulls this shit #and i cant say anything because when i do i get a whole lecture about how hes my flesh and blood and i should treat him like such #and im the asshole for suggesting he act like it for once #i love my brother and im proud of his achievements but i cant keep fucking doing this #and i know its my fault because hes a stupid kid and going through typical middle school boy bullshit #and seriously getting hurt by whatever a middle schooler says is downright pathetic #but it fucking hurts to hear someone you held as a baby and defended say people like you should kill themselves #and it hurts to have them fucking push a topic that upsets you for their own amusement #swearing cw #aethers rants #cw vent #personal posts and stuff idk

[faneth]

winslow is just so. friendshaped

his stupid fluffy haircut and thick lenses on his glasses his huge eyes and limbs that are just so fucking long

just. friend

#microwaving him so fucking fast #sorry guys you will see this name again and again #winslow leach #dumb name tbh but im really not the person to judge names i went by cain for more than a year #the phantom of the paradise

[dirt-str1der]

Sick of jerking off to porn now i just look up pictures of kiryu in his little grey tracksuit whenever i need to cum

#Yakuza loveblog #unzipping it down to his bellybutton and then sticking my hands inside #salivating whenever he gets really sad and puts on his comfy clothes and smokes sitting on the floor of his bedroom/living room #i literally need to mess his hair up and grind on his face and i take his cigarette and flick it out the window and kiss him #and he just tastes like smoke like what did i expect ... hee hee ... kisses him again #i hate this fit because its so fucking cute like he really is in pjs ... ready for bed. fuck. ... i want him badly #grey sweatpants kiryu (you see me shaking violently and hear my teeth chattering) taking a bite out of his cock through his pants #just ripping it open so i can fuck him faster hes like my little bag of popcorn puts him in the microwave #kissing him all over ... cant stand him ... hes so cute hes my favourite .... sorry i put my boyfriend in the microwave and let it run for #twenty minutes yeah he was gone within the first ten seconds but i wanted to keep going .... #sorry if you wanted him as well hes gone now. im sad too but i think we all can learn something from this #which is dont microwave your boyfriend too long. sorry again. i know you liked him

[qualityrain]

i feel like at this point in the entire honky story in the entire one (1) arc and 1/3 parts of a chapter the entire screentime owl has and 60% of it is just him crying being a wet sopping piece of cardboard and it would be ok if it amounted to anything but it’s like hes just a punching bag that serves to introduce useless concepts that never get used well. and its like,,,,mhy literally finds a way to bring this guy back from the dead and completely disregard everything from his established backstory and make it another shit arc like mhy can u just let this guy die and forget abt him so my attachment to him can fade and the owl brainworms can finally lose their hold on my brain its been two years i want rest

#liking a side honky character is like going yas girl give us nothing!! #and i eat it right up like can i get some standards #oh to be those girlies who can think abt an entire elaborate backstory for the side character because theres nothing in my brain #there’s nothing so i dont think of anything its just me my brain and rotating this guy in my head like a microwave for two fucking years #i have bad taste ik #im honestlt rllt tired of just watchinf owl just suffer and cry like girl i am so sick of it #and its like hes trying to do things its just urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #it never works out his brain is always fucked somewhere like #mhy dont bring owl back unless he has gone through intense therapy for 5 years #rhis includes fake owl and tianwu like #god.i hate it here. #i think his reaction and feelings r believable its just. The things he does never amount to anything #and its like. he coukd try in other ways mhy just doesnt let him and its so #can mhy stip trying to make him the emotional core like god mhy #did u not get the memo for coral arc nobody likes thatvfucking birch its just me #if ur gonna bring back owl as a fake honkai creature like….. #do smth w it…….. #and not just. kill him off again. #like what is it fORRRRR #i say rhis but i probablt have to read the entire chapter or arc ro get it but just. #i dont like the way mhyvtreats my blorbo!!!!! #just let him fucking die dude im #im not asking for like a whole arc ant him or anything just stop. #at most just 4 pixels in another characters arc or smrh not a whole story thing againnn #heres me complaining abt honky for the 8838383883th time

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

having tranquil hawke thoughts. it’s that kind of night

#im rotating garwyn in my mind #he’s getting microwaved #specifically because im trying to figure out exactly how he’d end uo Tranquil but also escape the physical Fade #So far i think Nightmare essentially mortally wounds him #Right as he inbetween the real world and th Fade. So just as he’s passing through a rift #The inquisition has the resources to heal his body. fortunately. but his connection to the fade is just. gone #This sucks ass for him for a long time. He’d be Tranquil for months at least. #Due to the stupid political bullshit involved with telling people about the reversal of the Rite the Inquisition lacks the authority to help #Up until Leliana is selected for Divine that is. Then he’ll be ok and normal again and will not experience any side effects(lie) #Sadly this means Fenris gets followed around by some husk of his partner for months to possibly a full year. it’s excruciating. #then he gets him back!! but he’s back Wrong and severely emotionally unstable because of the influx of emotions after so long #They figure it out. eventually. they’ll get that happy ending. probably

[blissfali]

snggnmisnorkmimimi … thought about ctubbo just a bit too hard..!$/nan929484&3&{*}*}€,!

#C!TUBBBOOO #sorry im tired its 12am. whats foing on #im gonna give him a blanket #and then put him in a blender and put that blender in a microwave and then send the microwave to space on a firewo wait a minute i iddnt #think this through #wh yam i still writing this after realizing my mistakes #im more tired than ive realized #yet doth i go again i need to go to seleep good bye ! i will see you in dreamland. threat

[dailyoyo]

contrary to popular belief yoyo is not generally a no thuoghts head empty kind of guy. thats jast what he wants you to think. in actuality he is thinking 999999 thoughts all the time and his decisions are very calculated. Unfortunately, everything he concludes is wrong.

#mod noname #im just rotating him in my brain like a microwave again. #dont have the brainpower scraped together for a post much more than this tho rn LOL #noname's paradoxposting