Working alone in my section sucks so bad wtf do you mean I have to figure out what to do. "Oh just do your usual stuff" David please I'm so scared
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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:3
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i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?
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googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers
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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you
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list of afab trans women:
st vincent
lady gaga
list of things i need to buy for my picnic tomorrow
baby carrots
tahini
grapes
bread
avocados
lime
cilantro
chips
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I see a character playlist and I start evil laughing so hard I don't get enough oxygen and pass out
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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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