#IM SORRY NORMAL I LOVE YOU AND IM SO SAD FOR YOU BUT THEN THEY MENTIONED JERRY

[avalikesf19]

A Day at quadrant: LN4 (Part 2)

Author note: I don’t even know how to post anything on this and never wrote a fic but I hope this is good but I think it’s pretty shit and I haven’t finished it yet and if any writers want to use this idea you can for sure just @ me please oh and if you have feedback please let me know thanks xx

Also i tried to change my like writing style thing cause i feel like it was shit last time but yeah idk

Lando x quadrant fem reader

Blurb: reader is a member of quadrant, she games most of the time but also likes f1 along with her best friend Ria bish. She is friends with all members at quadrant and finds it a good laugh with all her mates, but maybe her view of someone in particular is more than a mate..

Warnings: sexualising, swearing, mention of a gun, leaked tape, sad distraught reader, friends to maybe lovers if I make it a series? Smut-ish? If I missed any let me know (I don’t know how to do warnings sorry x)

Well wasn't last week a fucking eventful week. You still cant stop thinking about Lando right next to you comforting you about what happened. You're starting to feel better about the whole issue and get some support from people online and all the other members of quadrant, but fuck that was just shit. You haven't been in any quadrant videos since, but you're in a better place now and probably need to start participating in them more.

Lando and ethan make the idea of quadrant meeting up at landos apartment and trying to train like him for a day. You aren't exactly looking foward to it but oh well, at least Ria is going. You text your gc back and tell them that you will do it too. Then, you get a message.

Lando: are you 100% sure ur okay to come back and film already? you dont have to if you dont want to.

Y/n: yep. I need to get in more videos and im feeling better anyways, thanks for asking.

Lando: all good

Well that was polite and unexpected of Lando to reach out, but whats more unexpected is for your panties to be soaked right now over 2 text messages. well fuck, oopsies.

That night all you can think of is Lando, it's a bit embarrassing to admit, but he was circling around your head like it was an f1 race. You decide to get your head out of it and call Ria to come over and have a chat, since she is your best friend after all. Shortly she pulls up to your apartment in Monaco, funning in bursting of excitement to see you.

"RIAAAAAAA!" you shout when you open the door for her. "Y/NNNN" she replied back. You give her a hug and make her a cup of coffee just how she likes it. You guys sit and chat about the f1 grand prix in Bahrain coming up, and how you hope Lando continues to have a good season with Oscar this year. "Did you see the chat about the new yt vid we doing" You ask Ria. "omg yes and they are bringing angry ginge in I heard" Ria replies back.

"STOP IT" you yell back laughing. You love ginge and his videos, who wouldn't? he's a very very funny bloke. "OMG i''m definitely coming tomorrow then to the recording are you kidding?".

Unfortunately time goes by when you're having fun, and Ria was the most fun, so she had to go a few hours later which felt like minutes. Besides you both need sleep for the youtube vid you're filming tmr at Lando's. You go to bed and try to sleep as much as you can, which didnt happen lol.

rise and shine love. It's already 6am and time to go to Lando's place to film. Normally you don't have to wakeup early as fuck but for the purpose of the video and "being Lando Norris" you had no choice. You get to his apartment after parking at the front and knock on the door, to which he opens. "hi y/n" he says nicely and gives you a hug. "So good to see you Lando, where is everyone?".

"first here mate" he says almost excitedly. "so what are we actually doing today like playing video games or some shit" you say. "haha your funny mate, we are lifting weights, eating what i eat, using the sim, and neck strengthening" he says laughing at you. "fuck r u taking the piss" you say laughing. "oh my days Landoooo do I look like an f1 driver" you also reply with. "well yeah thats the whole point of the video ya dumb fuck" he replied jokingly.

"hahaha get fucked lando nowins" you snap back. he laughs as you proceed to miss the chair you went to lean on making you flinch and stumble looking like an idiot. he is still laughing which makes you laugh too. "Lando norizz" u reply. "haha you think I have no rizz, funny" he replies egotistically. "yeah i do actually" you don't at all, in fact he hasn't even tried yet he has rizzed you up. "wanna bet?" he snaps out.

you don't have time to think before he pins you against the wall and just looks at you with those hot eyes of his. you can already feel your cheeks burning and your thong getting wet. "you say I have no rizz yet your cheeks are burning, and I bet those panties are more soaked than that porridge you tipped over the counter when you stumbled at my gaze, huh?" he grunts out.

what the fuck just happened, first how did he know and secondly did he just pin you against the wall. not the first time you want that to happen. you know what fuck it if we wants to be like that then he may as well be uncomfortable the whole video.

"how did you know about my tight, black lacy thong i'm wearing over my tight pussy hey? not your first time thinking about it aye?" you tease him, but whole walking over to him you see him looking uneasy.

why? because ginge was at the fucking door and heard that, and can see Lando's boner from a mile away. "well bonjour" ginge says laughing. "bonjour mate" lando says as he daps up ginge covering his boner and trying to ignore what just happened.

You already know this video is gonna be the longest set of your life..

sorry its a short one x

#lando norris #formula 1 #quadrant #ln4 #f1 fanfic #ln4 x reader #lando fic

[himabyul]

Satan & Violins

I share a lot of similarities with Satan, even when before they canonized something about him; one of them being violinist!Satan😭 In spite of me having a mini identity crisis following the drop of his canon violinist card, i think it makes sense! heres why.

Disclaimer!

1. I have not picked up an instrument in years

2. This is purely bcuz my brain is so busy thinking abt Satan so its kinda rambly. . Pls bare w me T_T

3. THIS IS LONG IM SO SORRY

4. Not too used to tumblr writing just yet sorry if it's messy

(Uploaded on my twitter aswell :D)

The violin and its family, unlike other string instruments (ex. the guitar), doesnt have these little things (that i forgor the name of because im a bad musician) that separates every note. those little separating thingies are the reason why people who dont know shit about playing a key on guitar but memorize musical scales (me) is at least able to strum a simple one octave melody.

Obviously, the two come in with their one difficulty (i prefer the violin myself), but it's a little bit harder to pull that trick with the violin. As you can see, theres not exactly something to tell you where each note begins or where they end. Nothing to determine where is where. You simply have to memorize the placement and the distance between each note. You basically play the violin with Your Gut (1). We'll keep this in mind for now.

Moving on, let's talk about body posture.

Beginner violinist usually directlty face towards the strings when playing, as they aren't used to letting their 'gut' lead the show. However, more experienced players would find no need to do so. A quick glance at Satan's art could tell us he was at least above beginner level to be brave enough to face (us) instead.

When you're not facing your violin, you would usually lean your head towards it, resulting in your ear becoming the closest thing to it- here's a real life example:

Now, if there was anything my teacher warned me before starting violin, is that even without having your ear be the closest thing to it, the strings are already LOUD😭 so its even louder when you alr have ur ear on it. The violin is considered one of the most emotional instruments ever, their lower sound resemble what we use to express sadness in speech. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, you as a player are forced to feel what you're playing. Thus is also why you play the violin with Your Heart (2).

So, how does this tie into Satan? It's no secret that our handsome man is incredibly romantic, and to me if he ever wants to express something to us and making sure the message is clearly received, the equally emotional violin is his best bet! The violin allows Satan to play heartwrenching notes that would quickly be felt by the listener.

Lets get technical.

There's still another side of the violin, as there is another side to Satan. The way you stroke your bow matters, the way you angle it so you'll only hit the notes you want. (thankfully if you mess up, the violin is made to still sound graceful😂). Satan too, is quite the detail oriented person. He is tactical, analytical, observant, a man obsessed with striving to be the perfect one, etc etc. The need of preciseness of the violin is definitely right up his alley. The way you need everything to be correct to be rewarded for a beautiful sound. Idk exactly where I'm going with this but it's basically intelligence meets emotion kinda thing, do you see it too?!?!

In conclusion, the violin is a wonderful instrument that both requires great attention to detail yet is also incredibly emotional and heartfelt, an instrument that requires your gut and heart guide your play without abandoning technique. Satan, the incredibly smart yet fluffy softie, is quite literally made for this and I LOVE HIM for that RAAAAAAHHHH. im normal.

THATS IT RLLY im soooo sorry if it's incredibly messy please have a sugarry picture <3 ily

#obey me satan #satan obey me #yes i like omori how did you know #thinking abt me and satan covering duet mghhhnnnhhhh #STAN SATAN OUR MULTI TALENTED KING FOR CLEAR SKIN #rambling a bit #obey me #obey me nightbringer

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

*visibly vibrating with excitement* Damn, sucks about Normal.... I hope he gets better soon fr ✌️

#IM SORRY NORMAL I LOVE YOU AND IM SO SAD FOR YOU BUT THEN THEY MENTIONED JERRY #God beth and matt coming in out of LEFT FIELD #GOTHCLEATS RAHHHH #anyways i thought the finale was good :] 👍 #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #shitpost #ALSO TERRYS BACK #terry jr stampler #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #normal oak #dndads spoilers #gothcleats

[hollowbananer]

Made a poll of what THK would stan as a sad teenager, weezer won.

⚠️: scandalous PK jumpscare after the readmore

#Pale king my beloved. #need to feed that pale bug got him some tacos #i love liking him normally #help me help me please my friends are so tired of me talking about him everyday SNBSHSJDNNDBDND #Also it’s still so funny that weezer won I thought mitski would win lol #no more sad mitski edits for you THK im so sorry you lost your sad tragic character RIGHTS #hk pale king #hollow knight #pure vessel #fanart

[un-pearable]

played superstars through the credits with two of my brothers and just. holy shit this game was absolutely not designed for multiplayer. despite the gratuitous marketing focusing on the multiplayer aspect it was CONSISTENTLY lagging to an insane degree and it only got worse when we went from 2 players to 3. i had a great time despite it and i think the game had a lot of potential but by the time we got to the egg fortress fight, well:

kept popping between zoomed out (multiplayer view) and zoomed in (single player view), killing whichever of the characters the camera wasn’t locked on every time it happened

jarringly swapping which character the camera was centered on, snapping into their view and causing more deaths

the ground disappearing and occasionally causing people to clip into it and die every few seconds

the uh. the spinning. happened about half the time the robot swapped between phases

ALL of these problems happened about twice as often when all three players were active, so in order to beat it two of us had to intentionally die for the fight to even be playable

i have ten more videos just like this. we spent nearly an hour here. it happened so often i gave up documenting it. it wasn’t the first major issue (the entire game crashed after beating a level, twice. at one point when we left the shop we were accidentally teleported to the overworld area for egg fortress with no floor loaded and accidentally walked off, then fell eternally) but it’s the one that really broke our spirits. how do you ship this game that you marketed as multiplayer when it’s nigh unbeatable when you actually play multiplayer

#text✨ #sonic superstars #sonic superstars spoilers #sorry i HAD to make a post bc all the stuff talking about the game’s issues isn’t addressing the multiplayer issues #(bc half them are just people who love to hate on sonic and aren’t actually the main audience of : kids . particularly kids with siblings in #this case) #i’m not mad or particularly opinionated about the game i’m just sad. dealing with frame rate drops is annoying but fine when you’re having #fun and joking around. when the issues are actually making the level unbeatable it’s just depressing #and we couldn’t even drop the other players out so it would run better #bc it’s at the end of the entire act 2 of egg fortress #in which you play act 1 backwards #anyway we DID beat it im just sad now. i guess we’ll wait a few weeks until a patch is released bc i’ve hard super sonic is laggy even in #single player. and i’ve seen how bad afterimage effects slowed the frame rate in a normal level w/ 3 players #i do NOT want to see how bad it gets when you’re all super

[orcelito]

Yet again feeling guilty for not having written in weeks, but my brain is filled primarily with thoughts of "I can't wait to explore more in BG3" and "wow I miss my girlfriend I want to see her"[saw her literally 3 times last week & spent all Friday evening and Saturday morning with her] "wow if only I could see my girlfriend :("

#speculation nation #aka free time is being spent on girlfriend and BG3 almost entirely. #sorry itnl readers im gonna work on it. eventially. #rn i am consumed by the burning need to stick my hands into every bag and box i can find in BG3 #yes. every single one. not a stone gone unturned. Everything i can find. i am investigating. #im currently mostly thru the underdark rn. tho i wanna explore the mountain pass too #getting close to done with act 1 tho. xoxoxo #i love the underdark. wish there was more of it. wish there were drow that werent trying to fucking KILL MEEEE #im a drow in my game and it makes things so interesting. so many people down here are scared of me. whoopsies. #being a druid offsets it some topside but down here theyre like 'oh my fucking god not another one of you' #and im like '😭 please im niceys im niceys i swear!!!!' #the mushroom guys like me tho :] which i especially love bc im a spores druid. love that place so very much. #the wizard tower makes me sad :( alas. #im deep in the sharran temple atm. killed an important dude. took his head and now i gotta go deeper #for. some. flower? maybe. idk what it is actually. also a forge. normal underdark things. #OH i loved the big tree too. with the glowing blue petals. so beautiful #the environments of the underdark are fucking gorgeous. love this place. wish more of the game were like this. #anyways yea im enjoying bg3

[slingerapen]

Complaning about the mortal instruments is still so fun bc it has such real conflict hidden underneath the layer of badly written fanfic-turned-YA. Theres so much there. But its always glossed over or other fans just talking about how its problematic. Yes it is but it couldve been such real commentary about cults and militatism and incest and abuse and homophobia and xenophobia and racism and sexism and anti-semitism and (christian) supremacy with an absolute asshole of a protagonist who thinks the world revolves around him (because the narrative does! No golden eyes go unnoticed even by characters who hate him!). But it is still YA.

#im too old to actually reread the series. but ive been loving the discussion on impishidea.com for years #theres probably books out there with these themes #but the point is that it needs to be seemingly unaware of itself at first bc its fluffy and cool and YA. #but then the shit breaks loose #simon was always my favorite character bc its all being done to HIM. #clary goes along with jace in EVERYTHING. but in doing so she treats her best friend like dirt #best friend who. bc of her involvement (and his devoted friendship to her) is kidnapped #and later turned into the thing that traumatized him #remember when he couldnt watch a goofy dracula movie anymore.... thats kinda sad bc his normal is gone too! #but he wants to be normal! #he turns into a vampire and goes right back to his band and tells them everything and he just keeps chilling with them #my boy just wanted to follow clary... #and then that shadowhunter acadamy shit... please come on #get him out of there this boys arc is a TRAGEDY #the mortal instruments #sorry for infodumping jfc #anti cassandra clare #i guess. not really the point of this post #but its easy tagging for ppl who like tmi criticism #added the anti semitism because when you consider it in terms of simon being the victim of most of jaces... everything

[watatsumiis]

i think if the sagau were real my zhongli would be SO uncharacteristically full of himself

#hes my favourite ever and he KNOWS it yknow?? #hes ALWAYS on my team ALWAYS #he was my first ever 5* and he carried me through the game #he has nearly 50k health and i farmed for months for his artifacts (still not done) #i can imagine my xiao being so nervous because like. im sorry buddy im getting ready to replace you #(until ayato slurps his boba one too many times and i put him in a sad corner of my teapot by himself) #sorry i have sagau brainrot actually? the blorbos from my screen are real and they love me /j #(in reality theyd hate me because 1. im bad at the game and 2. im a weirdo. i am incapable of being normal about them) #IM SORRY TIGHNARI I CANT HELP HOW I LOSE MY MIND WHEN YOUR EARS WIBBLE LIKE THAT??? #general barks

[prisonpodcast]

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#this is gonna be kind of a vent and it may be incoherent so.. #seeing everyone talk about how they want to leave dtblr these past few days is so relieving how are we all thinking the same thing at the #same time #idk for me I’m probably not gonna go anywhere but I cannot lie. the fact that our community is more discourse and neg than #actual talk about content is really draining sometimes #it also dosent help that there isn’t that much content recently that I find interesting aside from the occasional dream video #so I guess there really isn’t that much to talk about except for drantis and how much we either love or hate Karl Jacobs #tbh I miss lore LOL the fandom was more fun when that was going on + also it’s wayyy easier stomaching discourse about #fictional characters than real people #like don’t get me wrong I’ve neg posted about ccs too but sometimes this community will talk more about how they hate Karl than like. their #own faves content. like I don’t even care about Karl in the slightest but like it’s just draining when there’s so much negativity all the #time instead of like. live-blogging and excitement over new content #not just Karl tho I used him as an example but like. everyone on the ‘ccs dtblr hates’ list #AND it dosent. help that I don’t really care about George or sapnaps content like at all and Im more of just an sbi main who also likesdream #which sucks bc there aren’t many sbi fans that are normal enough about Dream to follow #so I don’t fit with that community either #and I still don’t really feel like I fit with dreblr too bc I’m more of a ctechno main but idk lol #and like the few non dtblr people I follow seem to always be having such a much better time than us which really dosent help #sorry for the random sad post lmao #I’ll probably delete later I just want to get it out of my system bc sometimes complaining about things makes you feel better about thething #and before anyone’s like ‘just leave why’re you sat here complaining’ #I like this community and I like talking about my interests and reading posts about stuff I like on here #I haven’t really lost interest in the content there’s just a lack of it. I just wish the community was less neg all the time #like it’s even something I need to work on with myself lol #this is so long LMAO it’ll probably get deleted in a bit

[cocolacola]

sylv art?? in this economy???

#i was struggling to sleep for a very long time so i woke up and doodled these #consider this a hiatus from the hiatus #her tiny scratch on her chest from Shadowlands deeply bothers me. i love when artists give her a gaping hole there #considering the scar is literally a metaphor for....😬😬yeah i feel like it should be handled more seriously #normalize being a girl with a massive hole in your chest that youll never get rid of #but you keep going in hopes that one day youll learn to bear it #and accept yourself and realize youre not defined by who victimized you... #or like. that's what they SHOULD HAVE DONE. IF THE WRITERS DIDNT FUCK IT UP-- #sorry im tired and sad about her. #warcraft #my art #sylvanas windrunner

[hauntedpearl]

the thing is! the thing is!! i was twenty two when i stood in a hospital trying to smile at a doctor (bc that's what you're supposed to do when you talk to anyone!! you smile at them!!) when he told me my dad was like. as good as dead. and he didn't die!!! he didn't!!! and i was very lucky i know because i was not too young!! but!! but!!! things like that don't leave you. you will be forty five and still remember the time someone told you that your father was dying. and the thing is!! all my friends are just used to me being happy and goofy and silly and i am!! i really am!! but that doesn't mean i did not experience sadness or that i was just always brave. i stood there in that hospital room with a smile frozen on my face and all i remember is thinking this isn't real. i couldn't cry because it did not make sense. my mother would not stop crying because it was too real for her. and three months later it was her in the hospital room and me outside and the word cancer everywhere. like these are things you don't come back from i think and it's okay that i still stop in my tracks because of them.

anyway. idk. i think everyone grows up to accept things like this. eventually your invincible superhero parents become people and then become old people and then you're like oh, they're going to leave me one day. i just got there sooner than most. but it hurts because it feels like no one never understands. and i never event talk about it with people it's just on my mind all the time. but if, god forbid ON THEIR PROMPTING, i bring it up, it's all quiet all of a sudden like I've said something awful. like it was awful what do you want me to do lie? parts of life ARE awful. it's just. how it is. you deal with it. you move on. you try to grow. you'll find a thing to love if you're lucky. some day there will be more joy than you'll know what to do with and you'll miss everything Before but you'll still love this After like. that's just how it is. I don't know. why is it so hard to comprehend that these two things coexist in everyone, but also me. like am i only paletable if I'm not real?

#JUST. SAD ABOUT THINFS #my friend and i were talking about being scared and everything and abe was being so mean #bc her bf's mom is going through like cancer treatments but apparently it's not looking good and he's learned to accept it #and she's like 'thats heartless' #LIKE WHAT. What can he do!!! what else is he supposed to do!!! you have to acvepy it!! and then you use what time you have to love them #anyway #like. i was very hurt and i told her yhat it's mean yo think of him like that bc it's the best he can do he's trying his best #and also told her how false optimism in these situations does not help but it doesn't mean you're nlt hopeful. just real about it #and then was like anyway it's not as common as it seems and you're lucky that everything is fine so be happy about it and try to overcome #the fear. #and like normally eveb #and they just. stopped talking to me :'( #like. whatevrr ig bjt it feels like they're looking down on me for bringing my experience and talking about thjs in a pragmatic manner ig #but like we're in our mid to late 20s. these are things that are getting more and more real to us everyday #if we can't even talk about it....how will we learn to live it? #sigh #personal #LOL IM SORRY #I JUST DONT KNOW

[winter-jay-official]

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT MY FRIENDS BEING NICE TO ME AND JUST GENERALLY WANTING TO BE AROUND ME THIS IS FINE

#sorry im not actually normal #finishing work after school with one of my friends and she stayed with me even after she was done because she didnt mind staying after #and my hairtie broke and i was sad but my other friend gave me one of hers that she loved and its purple and sparkly and not anything #i would ever have but i cherish it because #and these actions probably mean nothing to them but they mean so much to me that you are willing to be like yes i am willingly here because #i want to be not just that i need to be #pov u have attatchment issues from ur parents anyways #nightjay blogging

[princess-starscourge]

can you bitches recommend raiden & scara fluff 2 me bcuz i’ve fallen into the hole and can’t get out not that i tried thanks in advance :-)

#i'm usually more eloquent than this teehee #but im tired and its late and im upset cuz i want shogun but likely wont get her *sad face* #also i'm blaming y'all for me calling him scara #i hate most fandom-given names and swore to never call him that but damn it i've done multiple times now #genshin impact #scaramouche #raiden shogun #raiden ei #wanderer #i might have lost me mind oh well :-( #sorry if you dislike being called bitch #i don't mean it in an insulting way i just enjoy the word #i'm usually slightly more normal than this teehee #i should probably go to sleep #by the way don't recommend stuff by tiangou because i've already read all of it #also only recommend ao3 things unless there's a really good fic/fics on another site #also also go read tiangou ei and scaramouche collection because it's good as hell #this is the most tags i've ever tagged i believe teehee #okay bye love you sleep well <3 #OK WAIT I HATE TOTAL ANGST SO PLZ DON'T REC THAT EITHER #will likely cringe at this later :'(

[boxloonaer]

ripping your partner in half and eating them is kind of hot

#im sorry #i dont know why #but my brain is focused so hard on two characters i made #one tears people to shreds and eats them #and the other is a person who can regenerate their limbs and stuff #and my brain is rotting so much because of them #i will make alot of art of them and post it #its just right now im going through a thing #a ‘i want to draw a character ripping another character apart romantically’ thing #yknow cause thats a normal healthy thing to do #i mean maybe it is it helps me get my emotions and shit out #ye #oh btw if you couldnt tell the characters are dating #they love eachother obviously #listen my parents were yelling at eachother in the car earlier #i need to get my fucking emotions out #im sad rn