Ah yes, the elusive “I like you so much as a friend that I think you should be with my sister” zone. Devastating. I’m so sorry.
But yeah it was so funny I literally found an eyewitness written testimony that was like, “yeah I saw Sunday murder that guy.” And I was like hmmm guys it could mean ANYTHING.
Also very out of character for him but when I started questioning him and he didn’t want to answer he took off his shirt so I stopped asking questions. I am. A simple woman. He had big beautiful wings I was like oh my gosh I’m sorry I ever doubted you sir.
I am the worst detective ever. How did I have a job? I feel like, “I’m sorry he took off his shirt so I got distracted,” isn’t a valid excuse for a failed case but it’s the truth.
- @pix3lplays
I was like "haha so funny" BUT THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN YOU SAID HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT? Gimme. I would too WHAT'S A GIRL OUGHTA DO WHEN A PRETTY ANGEL BOI TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT. "That guy murdered someone!" "Where?" *insert a very bloody Sunday* "That man is clearly innocent."