#IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE

[solmesia]

I humbly present to you for your consideration: trans top Astarion

#stuff i say #asks #anon #im literally going to die #im shaking #im crying #im throwing up [affectionate] #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[garoujo]

my sweet tooth has been absolutely wild these past few days like worse than normal am i ovulating or smth what is happening to me

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #i must have 01729291 sweet treats a day #im literally going to die #i NEED sweet treats

[ladyofthelake]

Just got cameos from basically everyone in my fave band The Struts and just received the lead singer Luke (its like 4am hfsfbshdfbs) AND HE WAS SO SWEET AND GRACIOUS AND IM SO

#IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE #the struts #man I need to save for their concert now hfkfbwhfbewhfdvq #never seen them live #but they're coming back to the uk soon so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah #luke spiller #HAHA THERES NO WAY IM GETTING ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED TO SLEEP TONIGHT #god cameo is the best #like I can't afford cons even in the uk because of travel hotel etc #let alone the price of photo ops and autos #and this way I get the time to say everything I want to the people I love #Im so so grateful #wish Bradley had one #Im glad that colin doesn't do social media though he's a wise rare breed lol #Id still love to meet him one day but at least I have his auto and my experiences at the globe and london #but man MAN I mean I love so much music and many artists but these guys are my fave band #and its happened to me now like I never had a fave band in my life #I just love loads of stuff #but in the last year or so these guys have just become my band and I feel like a teenager #andIm going fucking insane again #THEY ALL SAID MY NAME AND KNOW I EXIST #HELPERMFGWERGHWERBGWER

[grrrhoulxy]

Just saw a tiktok from @stressghoul about the last pic and

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING, I DON'T WANT THE JUDAS' THEORY TO HAPPEN. 😭

#oh god oh fukck ohoogd #im literally going to die #save him #papa emeritus iv #popia copia #papa iv #the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost the band #ghost ghouls #swiss

[dream-to-be-frog]

before harrow even really asks if she can siphon out gideon’s life gideon is like okay. go for it. and harrow is like it’s going to be agony. and gideon is like still. because you asked. the complex mystery that lies at the pit of your psyche? that’s all i ever demanded. you asswipe. i am going to throw up

#the amount of mental illness tazmuir has bestowed upon me. unlike anything else i have ever experienced #im literally going to die #she is going to kill me #how am i meant 2 survive reading this #the locked tomb #frog rereads tlt #gideon the ninth #griddlehark

[neeksxoxo]

i just realized the new and last episode the owl house came out... pinch me im dying

#toh #the owl house #help me #im literally going to die #I'M NOT READY FOR THIS

[lonelyplanetfag]

single fucking digits. nine fucking days. i am going to scream.

#literally just sitting in class and i Remembered #nine days #nine fucking days #oh my god im not gonna make it #im literally going to die #mcr is going to kill me and i could not be more fucking excited

[cutelootsuit]

i drank two cups of coffee today you know what that means

#im literally going to die #personal

[jonathansbaratiddies]

YALL.

I think I might've met someone?????? 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Like okay so I've been talking to this fine, dapper lady for a while now- guess that's why I've been so dead here BUT ANYWAYS

She picked me up from therapy, took me out to dinner, then kissed me goodnight and I'm just????? AAAAHHH????????? I THINK?? SHE MAY BE? INTERESTED???? I DONT KNOW IM NOT SURE IT'S PROBABLY JUST SEXUAL AND IM CRUSHING HARD BUT OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE

I swore to myself for the past year that'd I'd never waste my time with relationships again at least until I was somewhere comfortable in my life but goddamnit-

#Im screaming my face is so hot right now #Im literally going to die #Im banishing myself to the shadow realm #it might be too good to be true though #but I cant bring myself to care

[dreamersparacosm]

i am the most helpful person. voyeurism with olivia or olivia!priscilla.

UR SICK FOR THIS ONE IM GOING TO COMBUST SKDKSNFODNDNDDO ADDED IMMEDIATELY

#im literally going to die #let’s go w olivia dejonge bc idk im feeling crazy. #feeling wild #answered #avengen

[cineluvrr]

2 weeks until finals

#Im literally going to die #It’s fine though I’ll get through it then do it all again in the spring #And them again in the fall #And then again #And then I’ll die

[the-medical-anomaly]

I KNOW THIS IS UNRELATED TO MOST THE STUFF I POST BUT I HAD TO SHARE THIS BECAUSE I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!!! I JUST GOT GIVEN FREE ANIME MERCH FROM ANOTHER WEEB I JUST MET IN MY TOWN!!!

#anime #anime related #i'm screaming #im literally going to die

[maerveil]

anyone wanna buy this for me

#im literally going to die

[anna-scribbles]

haven’t had enough time to draw s5 adrinette to convey just how much this is genuinely the only thing on my mind

#why is ml doing the most when i also have to be doing the most(graduating) #after may 6 I am free (installation date for the senior art show) #(I wont be free i'll have to be doing my real schoolwork then. but maybe I can draw pictures of Them also) #did you guys know that theeyre literally in love. and that they know about it. im going to die #the power of love always so strong!!!!!!!!!!!!literally!!!!! #ook I have to go to bed so much #I dont even know what episodes to tag #ml #ml spoilers #ml s5 #miraculous ladybug season 5 #ml season 5 #adrinette #my art #ml perfection #perfection spoilers #ml migration #migration spoilers #ml derision #derision spoilers #ml protection #protection spoilers #ok that's all im doing. im tired. hopefully thats enough

[cure-typhoon]

I havent stopped thinking since someone pointed it on twt on how Karkat dropped his quirk while begging Sollux to stay, i'm going to self explode

#im going to die he was literally begging on his knees and fucking sollux was HEHEHOHO on his ass #homestuck #karkat vantas #sollux captor #solkat

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for