#IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING

[basicallyjaywalker]

Part 3 is off to a GREAT start

#im actually wheezing #ninjago #lego ninjago #kai jiang #dark island trilogy #dark island trilogy part 3

[shinrascomputer]

I refreshed my Tumblr and got Hojo jump scared

#behind the screen [ooc] #im actually wheezing #Im gonna scream #thats so fucking funny

[saetoru]

#CRYING AHFNAJFNFJSJ #IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING #tr spoilers #tr manga spoilers

[violetcancerian]

My legacy on this site is probably screaming about Tirinth, a few writing memes and posts, some Arthurian stuff, but nothing compares to the asks that consist of me thirsting over Richard Armitage in his Robin Hood era that @athenixrose has so kindly provided over the whole course of 2021

#hobbit talks #andy rambles #this is it #that is my legacy #richard armitage #athenixrose #IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING

[sipsteainanxiety]

THE WAY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS FACE REVEAL AS IFMY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT WATCHED THIS MAN IS NOT OKAY

ALSO HE DOES LOOK LIKE SHANE DAWSON I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD NOW TF 😭

LMFAOOO NO LITERALLY my roommate and i were sitting in our living room just WAITING for his video to drop LMAOO

its actually so insane PLEASEE ive never watched mcyt in my LIFE yet me and the homies were all on discord waiting for this man to show himself KHFSDKJSD

#PLES YEA SHANE DAWSON AND KINDA ROB PATTINSON SDKFH #my friend compared him to the troll face JHFSDKJSD #IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING #sipping tea with shay #bkghq #HES NOT BAD LOOKING BUT HES LITERALLY JUST A GUY

[heartorbit]

always by your side

#couuugh. whehezze #hold on #project sekai #emu otori #pjsk #prsk #proseka #ok thatsg enough RANK 96 COOOOOGUH WHEEEZE #literlaly cough wheez ei have fucking covid. i wanted to draw something nicer for the event but my hands rlly hrut snd my throat hirts and #i was sticking my head in the freezer in between matches. #omfg i didnt think the end sprint was gonna be so insane i didnt have enough energy. mfers made me spend 700 gems. nene please. #i never wanna open the game agaon.(guy who will open it tomorrow and sunday) 16 MIL POINTS.. pimh was only 9mil. for rank 80smth. #the hatsune miku colorful stage tiering economy is in shambles #'im never doing that again' [will do it again in august] #event was insane. started out ill -> only 1 rate up card -> charger broke -> assignments -> covid on the last day. Be fr #to my beloved sakurako and fixer i wub you. ill try to finish my nice profile but well honk mimimi. #NSIFFLKE. SNIFFLE. WAAAAAAH #this is so lazy but i havent drawn for myself literally in a week. other than doodles i did between matches #actually theyre like little bobblehead emus all over my sketchbooks i should collage them into anpost #idk how people get that subtle gaussian blur on their lines i tried it but it looks so obvious to me here.. maybe bc i used a thick brush.. #ok wonderhoy i need to lay down so bad tylenol save me. I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY LOZENGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAAAAAME

[freckleslikestars]

Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in every episode of The X Files

#the x files #dana scully #gillian anderson #txf #x files #do you love the colour of dana scully? #it's done! and I only cried nine times whilst making it! #my laptop is literally wheezing right now #as am i - i should probably take my inhaler actually #but its done its done im so happy its done #this might just be my magnum opus #is it good? no. did it take literally everything out of me? 100% #GA gifs #my gifs #xf gifs

[brother-emperors]

BROTHERS

The river Weser ran between the Roman and Cheruscan forces. Arminius came to the bank and halted with his fellow chieftains:— "Had the Caesar come?" he inquired.​ On receiving the reply that he was in presence, he asked to be allowed to speak with his brother. That brother, Flavus by name, was serving in the army, a conspicuous figure both from his loyalty and from the loss of an eye through a wound received some few years before during Tiberius' term of command. Leave was granted, and Stertinius took him down to the river. Walking forward, he was greeted by Arminius; who, dismissing his own escort, demanded that the archers posted along our side of the stream should be also withdrawn. When these had retired, he asked his brother, whence the disfigurement of his face? On being told the place and battle, he inquired what reward he had received. Flavus mentioned his increased pay, the chain, the crown, and other military decorations; Arminius scoffed at the cheap rewards of servitude.

They now began to argue from their opposite points of view. Flavus insisted on "Roman greatness, the power of the Caesar; the heavy penalties for the vanquished; the mercy always waiting for him who submitted himself. Even Arminius' wife and child were not treated as enemies." His brother urged "the sacred call of their country; their ancestral liberty; the gods of their German hearths; and their mother, who prayed, with himself, that he would not choose the title of renegade and traitor to his kindred, to the kindred of his wife, to the whole of his race in fact, before that of their liberator." From this point they drifted, little by little, into recriminations; and not even the intervening river would have prevented a duel, had not Stertinius run up and laid a restraining hand on Flavus, who in the fullness of his anger was calling for his weapons and his horse. On the other side Arminius was visible, shouting threats and challenging to battle: for he kept interjecting much in Latin, as he had seen service in the Roman camp as a captain of native auxiliaries.

Tacitus Annals 2.10-11

there's a lot going on in there! Arminius switching to Latin is a detail that always makes me feel a deep kind of sadness, especially with how it's preceded by mention of their mother. I wonder what she thought of what became of her sons, on opposite sides of everything but still, inescapably, brothers. even when they want to kill each other. there sure are a lot of fucked up and unhappy brothers around. and Arminius asking about Flavus' injury............I also had a whole thing typed out about the horror of imperialism and colonization and the trauma of assimilation but I think this sets the tone better

Rome's Greatest Defeat: Massacre in the Teutoburg Forest, Adrian Murdoch

and also this, just for fun

(ibid)

this post is already a mile long, so lets add another mile to it: a little scene at the start of their conversation! tfw you go in for a hug and your younger brother who also ended up being taller starts roasting your hair style

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app⭐ko-fi

#long post #SO LONG #roman empire tag #tbh im not jazzed about using that tag when rome is not actually the setting here but i do not have a good era tag for this yet #i'll figure it out later eurhghghesuerhgh #komiks tag #arminius & flavus #idk. maybe also #eye trauma cw #anyway it's all very 'he's my brother and i need a shovel to love him' kind of deal #this (wheezing) this is an idea i had LAST YEAR but it was a solo illustration #i had it posted for about ten minutes before i decided it sucked ass and needed to be revisited as a comic #FINALLY. the idea is complete. im free. it's been bothering me to have it unfinished while the original idea was haunting my drafts #as a reminder to get it done. and now i can delete it. au revoir illustration you will not be missed

[cheekylittlepupp]

this was the most important change of all, thank you Larian

#i bet it's the candle lmfao #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #ascended astarion #bg3 patch 5 #very needed change yes yes mhm #astarion ancunin #im sorry but im actually wheezing #astarion baldurs gate

[knifeforkspooncup]

I have a fic rec that has me CACKLING it is so fucking funny. This fic by @hotcrosspigeon has to be one of the funnest narratives I've read.

It's equal parts disaster Crowley and flirty bastard Aziraphale, with a hefty spoonful of exasperated Anathema, and a dash of dorky Newt for good measure. The writing is like popcorn you can't stop reading, you'll feel like you're strapped to a shopping cart rolling down a hill every chapter I promise.

I'm gonna leave this one non-spoiler-y quote here as further temptation:

Aziraphale looked like he did that time he’d consumed twenty cups of caramel macchiato and Crowley had found him clinging on to a bookshelf and proclaiming that he could taste words. Turned out he’d accidentally wolfed down a few pages of an incredibly rare first edition of The Hobbit and had been inconsolable for months afterwards.

#actually wheezing like a kazoo #air doesnt stay in my lungs very long when im reading this fic #good omens fic recs #good omens fanfic rec #good omens #aziracrow #good omens fanfiction

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

now...there are 2 ways Barnaby can react to his missing arm option 1: "WHERE [no no word] IS MY ARM??!!"

or option 2: "oh...erm...my arm's missing...ain't that....something..."

secret third option, actually!

"huh... guess i'm all right now"

#howdy promptly bursts out wheezing too hard to even make sound #while poppy and frank are mildly uncomfortable and wally is still processing that that was a Joke #granted. a joke said in a very Im Terrified/Disturbed & Trying To Hide It tone of voice... #actually huh. Huh. i just had a Thought #i mean everything ive said so far still absolutely stands #but... i think theyd move barnaby's unconscious body into the post office after julie wakes up #since they know its Inevitable! #so barnaby would wake up probably with at least poppy unless something is going on elsewhere that requires her help #maybe eddie fell in the lake again idk #or he'd wake up. poppy is elsewhere in the Very Packed office #he'd be '????' then notice the arm #he'd probably just lay back and stare at the ceiling. Processing. trying not to freak out #then later makes the joke about it #wh lights out au #rambles from the bog #hm... maybe howdy and wally are elsewhere #and then someone - eddie? frank? julie? - runs to tell them that barn is up #and Thats when they sprint like hell back to base without a care for noise <3

[shinrascomputer]

I WENT FROM 500 TO OVER 700 BOOPS. LUCAS IS DEAD GUYS. HES NOT EVEN MOVING

#Im actually wheezing #Revenge for hitting the 1k in such a few short hours #Lucas' bapping has come back to haunt him #behind the screen [ooc]

[twst-mer]

najma viper sketch

#najma viper #twst #twisted wonderland #a firelit sky: over the sands #najma and jack are equally my twst bias #when everyone teamed up with najma against jamil when they literally only just met 2 seconds ago i wheezed #she steals jamil's food and everyone was like no she was so right for that actually #rip jamil #najma: i know we dont really look alike but im this dudes sister #SHES SO FUNYY #i love her sarcasm #i love her dynamic with jamil #i love her dynamic with everyone #najma show up more pleas #viper sibs fans rise

[donnabenevientosimpingzone]

Hey! Now that you’re back I wanted to ask about Resident Lover? I remember you were on the team- but then the game came out and your name wasn’t on the dev list... what happened?

I can’t escape this question can I- and for those of you who messaged me, I did delete them in hopes of avoiding this- but I don’t want rumours to spread so lemme be transparent.

Also pls read this for how I’m handling coming back to this blog: https://www.tumblr.com/donnabenevientosimpingzone/741337986608873472/complex-feelings-and-absolute-pandemonium-about-my

No, I wasn’t kicked off the team, nor was I invited back when I left- and they made the right choice doing that. I was not mentally stable. I didn’t take the project seriously, I had jealousy issues, and didn’t take criticism well- I self destructed badly- blew up and burned that bridge to ashes, not to mention what sorta hurt I caused the team.

It did hurt a lot when I saw the game release. I was so upset, and spent so many weeks thinking about “what if I didn’t fuck up”. But there are no “what ifs” in history, we are meant to go through what we do in order to become the best versions of ourselves. The whole ordeal was part of the last push I needed to finally seek professional help. And the fact it still hurts whenever I see it around means I still care and carry guilt about everything that happened.

I’m practicing exposure therapy to try and heal that gaping wound. RE8 has turned my life completely on its head and I don’t want to abandon it- the best outcome will be the day I can download and play the game and find it within myself to genuinely love it with no more wounds to lick- but for now I’m content with seeing it float around every once in a while on my dash.

Out of respect- I hope none of you will pester the devs about this either. They did something amazing, and I’m so proud of what they’ve accomplished. Out of all of them I really miss MJ. They were the best, most hilarious friend- I always thought they were super attractive- and the whole reason the game was possible. Show them some love- idk message them “you’re cool!” for me or something. Anon ask if you have to. Don’t tell them I’m the one who sent you- I think it’ll be funny to just have a whole buncha people messaging them outta nowhere bahaha

And with that I hope this clears it up and stops people from messaging anymore about it. It’s still a sensitive wound I’m working to heal and I’d like to do it at my own pace<3 I don’t regret the experience, I’m in such a better place now because of it. I would love to make peace with my past self and accept the pain as a part of growing.

Until then enjoy me going back to my usual shenanigans before all the shit hit the fan. I’m very excited to draw more Spider Donna and Beneviento Sisters, I hope y’all enjoy it too<3

Update edit: https://www.tumblr.com/donnabenevientosimpingzone/737803172475781120/stupid-lil-update-i-wanna-do-as-per-my-pinned

Update! https://www.tumblr.com/donnabenevientosimpingzone/737980137572892672/people-who-knowknew-me-personally-probably-arent

Update that shows old sprite: https://www.tumblr.com/donnabenevientosimpingzone/738487941680316416/want-me-as-a-professor-okay-damn-ignore-the

Update where I rant about Angie and Daniela with a cat: https://www.tumblr.com/donnabenevientosimpingzone/740499151828156416/can-we-see-the-png-of-the-angie-sprite-holding-a

Update about the dangie ask on the RL blog: https://www.tumblr.com/donnabenevientosimpingzone/742312364040454144/hey-just-a-heads-up-that-the-rl-team-recently

#ask #I’m not tagging this because the team moved on without me #and I’m happy they did #don’t want to open old wounds #so please #don’t bother them about this #I’m just tired of people messaging me and I knew I couldn’t stay quiet forever or else shit will hit the fan #been on the internet enough to know that wheeze #they’re all very good people and I miss them dearly #I’m so thankful for this experience even if I didn’t see it to the end #I THINK THE TEAM ACTUALLY HAS ME BLOCKED SO IM PINNING THIS TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP MESSAGING ME CUZ YES I STILL AM GETTING SOME

[its-sir-actually]

The funniest thing I've ever read on DeuxMoi

#actually tears rolling down my face right now #TAYLOR SWIFT & OAP FERNANDO ALONSO #absolutely not #im wheezing #taylor swift #fernando alonso #f1 #deuxmoi

[intistone]

stone heart au bois be like

OH MY GOD

WHy

WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE

#i cant im actually wheezing and dying of laughter XD #ADSJKFLKADSFJKLDASFJS #IM CRYIN AND SCREAMING BITES YOU BITES YOU BASYA #HOW DARE YOU #I CANT THIS MADE MY DAY #intistone #inti answers #stone heart au #naga au #fnaf sb #fnaf au #fnaf moondrop #sun sb #moon sb #fnaf eclipse #fnaf the daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #security breach