#IF YOU DIE ON ME I’LL KILL YOU

[bakudekublogblog]

katsuki dragging his battered and broken body trying to be at izuku’s bedside side is so so so fucking romantic it’s blowing my mind and he’s doing all this while multiple classmates are trying to restrain him too !! let alone that his first word after waking up in the hospital is a soft, worried whispered “deku” to himself I can’t fucking believe how romantically charged this all is it’s just so clear that he’s in LOVE with izuku he LOVES HIM

#i fear I am not surviving this season Jesus Christ #BKDK #bakudeku #IF YOU DIE ON ME I’LL KILL YOU #HES SJDBEKNDKDBDKSAJS #HE’S LIKE DONT YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME WHY ARE YOU ASLEEP WHEN I’M AWAKE #fighting his body and his classmates furiously trying to be at his side like it’s so LOADED it’s so CHARGED #JUST LET HIM SEE HIM #hhhhhhhhhh this season is so fucking gay I can’t believe it

[quercus-queer]

“First Kill is bad” to YOU. It was actually made for ME personally though so shut up. Sorry you can’t appreciate a pining lesbian vampire with a gay best friend that’s ride or die, a lesbian monster hunter with a neon aesthetic and a relationship with her ex, milfs, a complete lack of homophobia, monster hunting, shitty cgi, and cliche romantic tropes queer people never get to enjoy, but me? Well I can because I have TASTE

#first kill #first kill netflix #I’m sorry I genuinely don’t understand why ppl are criticizing it the way they are #1.) extremely low budget series 2.) extremely gay and fun 3.) interesting characters and plot #people also said heartstopper was cringy so… maybe you just suck #if it was mlm… would you be giving up on it so fast and shitting on it? #probably not and I’ll stand by that #also when I say it’s made for me I mean this quite literally everything I’ve ever wanted #including the horrendous cgi #it’s okay when it’s a low budget queer romance #when it’s marvel and shit… die

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny, bored of saying “I’m going ghost”:

Danny: gonna kill myself :/ *goes ghost*

Batfam: 0-o

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #dcxdp #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batfam #dc x dp prompt #the entire batclan just does either the Stewie head turn or whips their head so fast they crack their neck #Danny just goes ghost right in front of them muttering #‘guess I’ll die’ #‘kill me’ #‘the dead are calling and I ain’t got no phone’ #‘time to be murdered’ #‘yo can you kill me real quick so I can beat your ass?’ #‘going to become ghostly’ #‘ah finally they sweet embrace of death’ #‘time to commit die’ #‘death comes for us all but today it comes for me’ #‘hi I’m dead and you’re watching Disney Channel’

[chaoswarfare]

do x dc prompt #31

danny’s had a lot of time to himself since he moved away from amity park when the portal closed. learning new hobbies and taking up part time jobs occasionally helps hold off the boredom without anyone he knows around. it’s really not his fault that nobody else wanted to move to gotham. there seems to be some interesting people everywhere he goes though, so hopefully he won’t be bored for long.

danny moves to gotham and manages to jump into a hobby of literally every vigilante in the city, and starts trying to put together their identities. nothing’s worse than boredom after all.

except maybe a swarm of agitated bats.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #dc universe #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #batpham #sorry for the lack of posts #probably have covid #and i haven’t drank water in so long that the cramps might literally be killing me #i’ll either get better or die i guess #i’ll get back to you on which one it’s gonna be later

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

#like obviously i’m the dog motif guy but literally any animal symbolism is sooooo #like mq animal symbolism >>> #sharks and mice and wolves and butterflies #what that says about you — not just what you get but what you wanted to get #i’m a shark and i’m going to take you down. he smells blood in the water he’s gonna kill my pig and there’s nothing i can do #because i’m soft i’m a kid again im a mouse and im loyal and humble and a real team player! and that’s what will be my downfall #but it’s also what’s going to save me #why would a mouse choose foam over a delicious cookie? i don’t know. why would he? why would i? #i just got a little upset when you said i wasn’t a lion. you’re nothing without me #lions hunt in packs they’re sthe leaders. but i’m telling you that you dont get a pack you dont get someone to lean on and you will always #be alone. #then succession animal symbolism is like: youre a scorpion and i’m a snake and we are going to die at each others hands #it’s already written. we know the ending #im a dog and i’m mean and sharp and vicious #i’m a dog and i’m loyal and trusting #i’m a dog and i need to be kicked and i beg you to kick me because it’s all i know #you come for me with love? #lock me in a cage and feed me dog food (or chocolate cake but who knows) and i’ll never eat again #send me away until everyone knows their place #beat me with a slipper in gstaad for ordering lobster because it’s rude to order the most expensive thing on the menu when you’re not payin #because dogs don’t get a sliver platter they get a bowl of dog food in a cold wire cage #they get the scraps and they thank you for it #so you come for me with love? #you come in here guns ablazing to find they’ve turned to fucking sausages and you come for me with love? #jeez that’s a lot of tags #mythic quest #mq #succession #succession hbo

[bitterseaproduction]

Aemond getting his eye or forcing Luke to give it to him, only for the wound to become infected and Luke’s bedridden and delirious and going through what will probably be a slow, agonizing death among mostly strangers in enemy territory while Aemond is just there like🧍

#love me a good ‘be careful what you wish for’ scenario ☺️ #Luke doesn’t deserve this but I would hope he’d appreciate the harsh awakening for his favorite green #Aemond getting dragged deeper and deeper into a ‘this is not what I wanted this is not what I wanted’ spiral~ #all culminating in a fevered Luke asking for HIM (since he’s the only familiar face) and screw the war screw his bride screw any summons #he’s not leaving that boy’s side #and yeah it could be set somewhere else/another time #but the Baratheons watching their new ally slowly fall to pieces over his own victim? priceless #from ‘I’m gonna maim this kid’ to ‘if anything happens to him I’ll kill everyone in this castle and then myself’ in like a day & a half #and if luke actually lives— poor boy has lost an eye but gained a dragon. somehow. #Aemond trying to pledge his life to him in some raw impassioned speech while Luke can barely comprehend what’s happening #‘I would die for you.’ ‘Soooo we’re cool then?’ #lucemond

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

started watching the new live action avatar

it’s. It’s pretty ok I guess? But there’s a lot of things I’m not altogether happy about. It feels very. Generic. Which is kind of sad.

I’m only two episodes in though, so I won’t be too harsh. But there are a few things that I really don’t like, and number one was Aang going into the Avatar State in front of Sokka and Katara for the first time when seeing Monk Gyatso instead of when escaping Zuko, and that moment being isolated instead of the moment everyone in the world knew the Avatar had returned

in the original series, Aang goes into the Avatar State when confronted by irrefutable proof in the form of the skeleton of his best friend and mentor - the airbenders really were massacred and he can no longer deny it.

every statue of the Avatar around the globe lights up in a single moment. the legendary figure’s destined return is announced to the world by an overwhelming outpouring of grief and rage from a young child who just discovered that everyone he ever knew and loved is gone. it’s poignant. the Avatar’s return in that moment is not a triumph. that terrifying show of strength and power, enough to light up the world in its glow, is pure emotional anguish from a small twelve year old, who just saw the dead body of his mentor and now believes he is all alone

and Katara and Sokka having seen the Avatar State before means that there is less of the shock and “what is happening” in this pivotal scene (which was the main focus in the live action). of course Sokka is still concerned about them potentially getting flung off the mountain. but both of them know this reaction for what it is - mysterious power, sure, but primarily, they see and recognize his grief.

I just. what happened to “we’re your family now” and “neither of us are gonna let anything happen to you”??? :(

on a side note, I do feel like Katara and Sokka themselves have been heavily (heh) watered down. it’s a shame. Sokka’s my favourite, and I just think that I. Don’t trust writers with Katara now. (Why is her waterbending a secret? The whole reason she didn’t learn was because there was no one to teach her and she couldn’t leave… also where is her instant connection with Aang… where is their silliness… where did it go…)

however! I did like a couple things that were done and I want to be a bit positive so here

love Zuko and Suki’s actors. they did a great job

Sokka and Suki’s training together was cute ☺️ (though I wish he had worn the uniform of the Kyoshi Warriors…)

Aang himself is adorable :) (wish he got to be a little more silly but Netflix adaptations always are more serious for some reason)

I actually kind of enjoyed getting to see some of the scenes from the war’s outbreak. I prefer the way the original show portrays it, with a lot of info being learned reverse chronologically, but it was cool to see Sozin, and some of the airbenders, and a little more of Gyatso (who I also really enjoyed :’) )

Katara bending water at Aang and it reducing to them splashing each other without even trying to bend. Rare sillies!

I thought Kyoshi herself coming to defend her island was pretty sweet!!!

Katara getting flashbacks to her mother’s death on seeing firebending. Well I don’t like this, obviously, but it clearly shows how her mother’s death haunts her, and if they have Katara face off against Zuko again at the North Pole, it’ll be all the more triumphant.

Suki’s mom!!! Damn she was so cool!!!!!!

#also whyyy was Katara not the first person Aang saw??? this is really important!!! #and what is Katara’s role here. She didn’t even seem to break the iceberg. That’s. That’s her whole. That’s. She. She kickstarts it. Gah. #Katara my beloved my sweetie I don’t know why your writing got fucked up in the comics and now here #you deserve so much better #also why no Aang and Zuko confrontation? hello? that’s really important??? #they had him meet Iroh though. so that was actually pretty interesting #no agni kai between Zhao and Zuko either? maybe it’ll happen next episode? #ugh. I actually don’t like a lot of things. But I’ve only watched two episode so I’ll be chill and wait for more #storyrambles #atla #also this is just me being nitpicky but if we were going to actually see gyatso’s death (which. Idk it was more impactful not seeing it tbh #there’s this implication that gyatso may have broken his vow of pacifism since his skeleton was surrounded by tons of fire nation soldiers #implying he may have killed them #it wouldn’t have fit or made sense at the beginning of the show #but if they were going to show his death scene. Idk. Guess I just expected something more substantial #personally from what little we knew of Gyatso it actually does seem likely he’d break his vow if he really did die protecting the children #also. he was supposed to be the strongest airbender at the time. come on now. he just gets roasted?

[greyyeti]

I’m on my knees sir…

Ready to give you what you want!

🤭🤗

#bang chan #christopher bahng #bangchan #christopherbahng #stray kids #chris bang #straykids #skz #channiesnet #damnnnn those shoes though! #hi mom meet your son in law lol #bangchan be killing me with his photos #I cannot breathe without you being right by my side I’ll die

[ironhusband]

The absolute dramatic hilarity of Erik getting out of prison for killing a president he didn’t kill, and immediately deciding to kill the president.

#Erik: you think I killed the president?! Pfffft no I didn’t. let me show you how I would #it does make wonder tho - was Erik’s endgame to die? like maybe he killed the president because he thought #‘oh they’ll probably put in prison again. this time I’ll make sure they finish the job and won’t stick me in that hell hole.’ #and then he saw Charles regaining his powers and hope in him and was like. oh. something to live for #hmmmmm #x men #erik lehnsherr #magneto #x men days of future past #xmdofp #ramble rumble

[dollsuguru]

in terms of personality & style i’m thinking of a fic about morticia!suguru & gomez!reader… yeah……… YEAH

#the only couple EVER the devotion scales are off the charts <333 #methinks. gomez!reader kissing up suguru’s arm and neck and them passionately making out is peak #suguru saying ‘don’t torture yourself darling. that’s MY job.’ #OHHHHHHHH THEY MAKE ME INSANE YEAH YEAH YEAH LET ME COOK THIS ONE UP SOON……… or save it for halloween whomst’d’ve knows #suguru: exists #me: i’ll kill for you. i’ll die for you. either way what BLISS. #personal #snippets #<- i need to remember this 😭😭😭

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

pls i agree with the previous anon. like i need to see how your mind works. LIKE THE AMOUNT OF LORE YOU PUT INTO THIS STORY? no wonder you was struggling to write this chapter. no wonder you had to split it. YOURE PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO IT. i adore you.

i just love how you do megumi justice. like from what we hear from others (oh my god he was such a menace. jumping out of vehicles? biting people? willing to summon his ace just to spite everyone? trying to electrocute his uncle?) he has so much fire in him. he’s such a little shit. i love him. i’m so tired of everyone portraying him as some emotionless bland character. the dudebros don’t know him the way i do 🙁.

i’m honestly just itching to see yuuta spill the beans on his attachment to megumi like…would gojo actually be willing to kick that kid ass. IF ANYTHING gojo should consider this a win. the son he birthed from his gojoussy (i was there. i was the one cutting the cord ofc shh) has a loyal protector.

but in all honesty i have so many theories. like about mai, she might pop out to get the books & shit for her nephew? who knowsss.

the answer to how my mind works is “not well.” imagine a waiting room where the staff are only in attendance for 30 minutes per day (it’s never the same 30 minutes) and there is a hamster inexplicably lose. there are fish tanks but they are empty ones. you do not know what the business is or why you are waiting. dont stop me now by queen is playing on endless loop

#you cannot convince me that baby Megumi was not completely feral #that’s a kid who bit people I’ll die on that hill #there is something about Mahoraga that convinces me that it’s just the ultimate act of reclaiming control for Megumi #fundamentally Megumi does not have control over his own life #from a very young age he was locked into a profession that /would/ kill him one day #and again and again he displays this almost suicidal decision to summon something /guaranteed/ to kill him whenever he thinks hes going down #megumi never got to decide his life but by god he has decided upon his death #I think a part of him has always felt doomed from the beginning and got a bit of solace in knowing he’d die on his terms #he would die but he would not die having been beaten #like I think you just CANNOT underestimate the twisted relief that can be gotten from controlling the way you die after you’ve spent your #entire life under the shadow of your own death sentence #of course this means that the Zenin took even that comfort from him #megumi thought he was going to die and it was going to be in a way that robbed him of the only control he ever had #there’s a unique helplessness in that #I think the fact that he couldn’t even die on his terms hurt him more deeply than almost anything the Zenin did to him #he spent his entire life knowing he had an ace that couldn’t be taken from him and they still managed it #the Zenin made him feel weak as a child when they were abusing him #they made him feel weak when they spent that week hurting him #and they took away the only thing that ever made him feel truly strong #he wanted to hurt them back and it was a tremendous loss to not even have that #sea glass gardens

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

The audiodrama/queer media experience is having the one good episode of fluff to forget you are consuming a horror/drama and then be surprised when the mcs don’t get to run away together to live their merry gay lives the way they promised in said good episode.

#it’s too late and I’m to tired to write the rest of the screaming sounds in my head but this one. #THIS ONE IS PERSONAL #arthur lester #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent pod #john malevolent #unhinged aromantics #this bitches are going to kill me i swear wtf. #This happens way to often but damn I thought malevolent was a safeheaven 😔😔 #AND THEN THEY HAD TO GO IN AN PULL THE “’yk what. I want to go home once this is all done’ ‘yes let’s end this tomorrow and go home’ #SIRS!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE #i mean this also goes for idk 70% of the audio dramas but let’s see #tma #tpp #ofmd #good omens #killing Eve #< not podcasts but have traumatized me to I’ll count them #there is more but I’m too tired and this is getting long #anyway cant wait for shit to hit the fan

[revengeromance]

googling what to do if you can’t afford college but don’t get enough financial aid and the top like 10 results are ads for joining the army and student loans PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE

#if I’m being honest y’all I think I know what will happen to me #I’ll get into SVA but I won’t be able to afford it #and it’s either give up on SVA and go to a local school (not ideal at all) #or take out student loans and pay them off until I die (also not ideal) #what’s up guys Leo here reminding you do not get unfairly attached to one college because I fear I’ll kill myself if I don’t go 😒😒😒 #I won’t kill myself but like ughhh

[zurko48]

i wonder if when I die and death finally holds my hand and accepts it for the first time he will tell me how annoyed he is with me, how he was tired of constantly hanging around just outside my house, sometimes leaning against the doorframe of my bedroom but not coming in fully, not willing to accept my death, to let me die. He’d always leave without me, he refused to let me pass no matter how badly I wanted too. i think I’ll thank him and apologize for being such a burden for so long.

#this is messy and dumb lol #simply thinking of like. meeting death once I die and he’s like bestie…you are fuckin KILLING ME. and I’m LITERALLY death like. #you have been exhausting to deal with good lord. and I’ll just be like omggg I’m so sorry JFMDMDKKD I never even thought about you in those #situations 😭 fr so selfish of me I’m so sorry. NFJDJSJDJ #poems and poetry #poem #poetry #creative writing #death poem #writing #this is goofy #actually chronically ill #type one diabetic #t1d #diabetic #diabetes #type one diabetes #this is about diabetes and being suicidal btw yes so true #where my fellow suicidal diabetics at!! it’s so easy for us to off ourselves I’m proud of all of us who are still somehow kicking!!!!!!!

[rekikyan]

do we think yuuji cursed megumi with “live a long life” bc i do and i cannot stop thinking about it

#but also megumi with the whole ‘don’t die again or i’ll kill you myself’ #i’m paraphrasing #anyway jjk makes me insane #kait speaks #jujutsu kaisen #yuuji itadori #megumi fushiguro

[caterpillarinacave]

Neo youre doing your bestie dirty

#he wouldn’t do that neo you know he wouldn’t talk to you like that #Roman get done wrong by everyone rt animate Roman holiday so I can make edits and feel better #Roman would kill me if I hugged him thankfully I’ll die for that hug #Rwby #neo #neopolitan #roman torchwick