happy out of touch thursday, my friends.
I bring thee good tidings on this fair morn.
I wish thee luck on thy travels, wherever they lead you.
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i don't know why people get so mad at me lmao. i'm just a silly little guy! i'm just doing my silly little things. why are you so pressed? is it because i fucked your mom? cause i did. sorry you had to find out this way :3
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A silly thought that has been in my mind
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been thinking about dying my hair forest green and cutting off everyone close to me
... and becoming a fugitive from the FBI, CIA and agencies you've never even heard of before for roughly 4 years. That's until I decide to finally settle in a small town in the south of Italy and/or the northern countryside of England.
I'll lead a simple life, one of great peach tree keeping and/or cow milking (envisaging both scenarios of living quarters obviously).
I would find myself a naive but smart young student and become a mentor to them, educating them of my fiendish ways, teaching them how to fight both in martial arts and colourful but respectful debates.
They'll then grow to become a government leader that will change the country, neigh, the world forever.
And then I'll settle down in my sweet British sheep surrounded cottage and/or charming Italian peach farm (I'm still unsure on which one to pick as of yet). I'll sit on my porch/deck and stroke my deeply scarred but sweet cat, for whom I managed to create a special serum that makes it live for 45 years more than average... at the least. We grow old together and sip our cups of tea and/or coffee (I'm a very indecisive person) and that will be the tale of Sir Astral, the most world wide famous man known to have braved the depths of Tumblr and Pinterest.
okay I'm done writing random shit now, if you read this far you get a free cookie and an eternal peaches supply from my farm.
yes I settled on southern Italian life, I love sufjan stevens
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if you look into my brain you'd just hear that nya song. on loop.
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ASKS!!! runs around in the askbox like some sort of vermin
Hi yes pest control? There's a creature in my askbox- /silly
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I love reading through your blog and was so worried when I saw you deactivated 😭 glad to see it was an accident. Please have a good day!
Thank you so much!
Yeah, it was an accident, I was trying to get rid of an alternate blog I'd accidently created back when I first signed up that I never used, but hit "delete account" instead😅. Lesson learned, don't try doing account cleaning after 4am lmao.
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Not me listening to Nerdy prudes must die... Not me getting Michael vibes....
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the white haired kid from the one piece photoset you rebloged is Smoker as a child. cause you asked in the tags
OHHH thanks, god yeah that makes a ton of sense. idk why i thought he would be someone else? XD
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i want to be manipulated and abused sooooo bad
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my friend is telling me to go to bed because i "need sleep" for "school tomorrow" which i think is bullshit but yea <3
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I'm not bitter over the fact that the one thing I'm supposed to be good at and known to be good at is inferior to someone else's ability to do that thing, thus making my one good trait irrelevant because they're so much better, not at all
Hahaha I'm fine, I'm not internally dying over my own inferiority
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this could be us but you aren't a meth kingpin
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IMPLIED(?) S/H AND BLOOD
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re-upload because for some reason it hides??
i was gonna put the cut part of this but i realize it doesn’t work lolz
school has been stressing me out lately, almost putting me on edge and almost going back to bad habit.
just school things 🥴🥴🥴
i listened to “egoist” too much
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