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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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sometimes i forget i Exist

#meow

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Trey and his dad on the set of Orgazmo

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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so i didn't do the airhead strips and energy drink thing but i did take a monster and add pink lemonade and vitamin c packets and it's actually banger

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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five seconds away from making a reddit aita post what has life come to

#HELP

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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send help

the entirety of my fucking homepage or whatever is @bo-bo-b0 and it's driving me nuts i hate that mofo

#son bug tag #hi bug #love you #son #beloved son #behated son #here's me shamelessly self promoting because i posted another fic on ao3 go read it hehe haha hoho #tori actual kylebroflovski talks #I TALK A LOT SOMEDAYS I PROMISE #i dissappear and reappare every few weeks #I CAN'T SPELL

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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my parents are gone for two weeks whats stopping me

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

#i'll update later #hopefully #anyway #here's me shamelessly self promoting because i posted another fic on ao3 go read it hehe haha hoho

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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south park fic masterlist

take chances (and the risk that comes with) fluffy style fic :(( they're so baba

healing from loss is like losing you twice bebe/wendy (it's angsty) (BUT REALLY GOOD I PROMISE)

you look good tonight, girlfriend, can i sleep in your bed? wendy's turn to have depressed drunk stan in her bed at 3 am

#south park #fanfiction author #fanfic #fanfiction writer #fanfic writing #fanfiction #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #kyle broflovski #bebe stevens #wendy testaburger

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DUDE i am going to send you pictures of my NAKED FEET until you HOLD TOES with me. WE NEED TO SOLIDIFY OUR BROSHIP BEFOR EYOU GET SIC K OF ME YOU CANT <EACE ME DUDE ILL DIE DUDE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

send help how do i get rid of it

#jokes #joking #tori actual-kylebroflovski talks #son bug tag #beloved son #beHATED song

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Oh hai kennie whatre you doin?

whatre you doin kennie??

Kennie whatre you going ta plunge???

i know what you are

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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i'm ltierally so good at being inactive also i might switch fandoms/be multi fandom cause dsmp hyperfix kinda went down and this new one just punched me in the face and called me a bitch within three days. i still wanna post the old wips and shit i ahd in like a big dump on ao3 tho

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remerstoothgap · 1 year

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kaeya alberich: pavo ocellus

"what's wrong? can't handle the cold?"

kaeya alberich headcanons. (not proofread lol)

vacations.

kaeya enjoys using his vacation days as vacation-y as possible.

he has visited each and every country so far, and as many tourist traps whenever he can.

he didn't just stow himself to port ormos: after the initial attempt he looked to inazuma after hearing about enkanomiya and "before sun and moon". try explaining that to crepus.

watatsumi island and the sangonomiya shrine is still one of his most memorable locations after that day.

diluc.

kaeya has always been talkative, while his brother had always been the silent type. in their childhood, kaeya would often talk for the both of them, diluc whispering responses in his ears.

he acquired his taste for alcohol only a few months after he recieved his vision. that was the first time he had seen his brother since that day.

he requests his patrols to be near the border of liyue often. he hopes to catch a glimpse of diluc as he passes by the dawn winery each time.

he doesn't blame diluc for ignoring him. if his brother turned out to be working under his arch nemesis, he'd be pissed too. should he have told him sooner? should he have told him at all?

work.

he doesn't mind being the cavalry captain, but waiting for his cavalry to come home is another topic. other than patrols, the majority of his work is documents and naps.

when klee makes it to isolation, he's the one who breaks her out. she refuses at first, but eventually they make it to his office. he'll listen to her adventures with his utmost attention.

he falls asleep at his desk often. his humble room in the knights of favonius' headquarters is too difficult to sleep in; he misses his bed in the winery.

because of how small his workload is, he goes through jean's tasks when she leaves her office. he knows how stressed she is, and takes on the more difficult jobs for her.

relations.

he's scared to fall in love. maybe it's the commitment, maybe it's the fear they'll leave. whatever the cause, abandonment issues keep him grounded. you'll never see him confess first.

he might be seen as a "flirt" to the customers of angel's share, but that's strictly his work life. he frequently slips over his words and loses his train of thought over romantic notions.

plans extravagant gifts months in advance, for birthdays or anniversaries. he's typically a modest man, but he would spend any amount of mora for the one he cherishes dearest.

he's a huge friendzoner, both on accident and on purpose. he's ruined many opportunities, but he sees it as a safer option than laying his heart out for everyone to see. he's planned everything, sometimes for his own downfall.