#I'm gonna be real with y'all

[mika-c0re]

Oh god help someone is liking my old banana fish posts

#I'm gonna be real with y'all #i really have no interest in bf anymore #i stopped hyperfixating so it's kinda just...there

[hiding-under-the-willow]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you: this guy

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hypnotizd #I'm gonna be so real with y'all right now. I don't even watch hypno #i'm just obsessed with this cunty little pose he's pulling in the new banner askjfshdhb #and i designed him a few months ago when I was drawing all those headshots of the hermits. so. y'know. might as well use it lol

[super-license]

CHARLES CLIPS THAT LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FREE — PART 1/?

#f1edit #f1 #charlesleclercedit #formula 1 #charles leclerc #emma.gif #charles.gif #cl16series #i have SO many of these so um this is gonna be an ongoing series #y'all are gonna be sick of me #may do one for danny too if i'm convinced #SO INSANE how he literally just looks like this like he's not real

[diathadevil]

Day 7 - Scatter

His biggest fear.

(Bonus doodle underneath because I felt bad for Fakir so I ended up making this into a dream sequence comic :'] )

#fakiru week #fakiru week 2023 #princess tutu #fakiru #fakir #ahiru arima #ahiru #aaaAAAAAAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY Y'ALL I MADE HIM SAD AND CRY but we needed more crying Fakir honestly let's be real let's be HONEST #you think I've seen enough of him being a wet sad pathetic man??? nuh uh I want to see him have recurring nightmares even years later #man probably still thinks all those times she's told him she loves him will bring consequences or something and she'll suddenly disappear #he fears she's gonna turn to dust one day even after marrying her and having children together #art #comic #digital art #fan art #anime

[japhers]

Hi, don't know if you remember but a good while ago I asked for persmission to make Hector as a doll, well he's finally done and I wanted to show you ^^ I'm not sure if links work but here's my instagram if you want to see other pictures : instagram.com/poulpe_en_ciel/

He was challenging but quite satisfing to make, I hope I did him justice! Have a nice day :)

WAIT I'M SCREAMING I- HOW ARE THESE DETAILS SO DELICATE AND STUNNING AND!!!! HOW D. H

#DISINTEGRATING ON THE SPOT HE IS REAL!!!!! MY BOY IS REAL #THE FILIGREE ON THE COAT AND TH #I'M GONNA CRY #I CAN'T STOP STARING #inspiring #gift art #oc stuff #WOW JUST BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP... having sweet dreams about him tonite... #honestly thank you so much for this it's so lovely ;___; #Y'ALL THE INNER COAT IS BACKLESS ON THIS DESIGN AND THE ARTIST MANAGED TO CAPTURE THAT I'M SCREAMING

[blitz0hno]

Y'all realize that if John is truly a new alter at least one has to have existed before him right? Even if the "third" alter (dubbed Midokoto) is no longer in the system/story, he WAS there.

Mikoto. Was never. A singlet.

Ever.

That's just not how DID works. Mikoto has to have had childhood trauma to have alters; you don't just split from stress in adulthood without ANY parts beforehand.

With this distinct difference in appearance, it's plenty reasonable to argue this guy could be John's predecessor (not John, but also NOT Mikoto).

So yeah it's plenty reasonable to think about the other alter and treat him as a factor in the story, whether or not he's around anymore. Bro is not like "an OC," he didn't come from nowhere. Systems cannot ever be singlets because their brain's development was disrupted; if John is truly new, someone else has to have previously existed alongside Mikoto.

Idk I trust that Yamanaka has thought this stuff out but this is just my opinion lol

#idk the way y'all talk abt midokoto and Mikoto's system in general got me fucked up sometimes lmao #like see him however u want this is just my opinion #but like... don't act like the subtextual and textual evidence isn't there #I'm kinda vagueposting rn gonna b so real but like it's a fictional character I'm not MAD about it lol just feels a little silly #mikoto milgram #john milgram #mikoto kayano #milgram

[autogynephagy]

It is 8:03 AM where I am. I woke up at 6 on the dot and I have been so horny that I'm manually breathing ever since. I am thinking about the aftermath of my previous writeup. Dadcon, vomit. Below the cut.

You stumble back inside, your pants and underwear abandoned on the porch. It's late. You're exhausted and dripping your new siblings, and you'd usually hate the warm and sticky sensation on your thighs, but you can't focus on that.

You feel your stomach churn. The alcohol in your system is not agreeing with you. Your mouth floods with saliva as you race into the bathroom, and within moments of reaching it, you're bent over the porcelain. Hot bile, unprocessed beer and whiskey, all quickly pouring up from your esophagus and out over your tongue. It drips from your nose as the force of the action makes your father's climax leak faster from the hole he used. You wish you could be sad about losing it, but something else grabs your attention--

You're breathing hard, trying to recover, when you hear your father reenter the home. His footsteps shake the floor beneath you. "You alright'n there, kid?" he calls. You despair as the footsteps get louder, come closer, with you so vulnerable and bared. "D-don't-" You try, but trying to speak loudly makes you feel like you're going to puke again. So you resign yourself.

You hear the footsteps stop behind you, and your father chuckles. "I told you to clean up, n'here you are makin' a bigger mess," he chides. "Need some help?"

But he doesn't wait for an answer. He kneels behind you. Strong, calloused hands meet your flesh and draw lower quickly, before two fingers press wetly into you. "Can't have you losing all this," he murmurs. You close your eyes as his hand begins to move. His fingers draw back and pull out briefly, just to push his cum back into you.

You shiver and gag again. You feebly hope he wouldn't notice, but he does, and next thing you know, his other hand is on your jaw, and two more thick fingers press past your lips. Over your tongue, tasting of sweat and beer and the dusty wood of the porch table, before meeting the back of your throat and flicking over your uvula. "Go on, kid, get this out of you. You'll feel way better," he says. Your eyes shut tighter, and you are undone; you feel your walls clench around his fingers, now moving faster inside you, as a heavy river of vomit covers his fingers and hand. It seems to last ages since he won't stop playing with your throat all through it. "There ya go. That feels better, don't it?" he croons. Alcohol and bile burn your nostrils and the taste lingers on your tongue. Tears spill over your cheeks as his hands relent, the one in your mouth pulling back as the fingers within you slow. "I'd make more of a mess of you if I didn't have work in the morning. Tomorrow, I'll find you after, 'kay? Take a shower and brush your teeth," he tells you, pulling his hands away and standing. He uses his elbow to turn on the faucet, washes his hands, and leaves you. You're a mess on the bathroom floor. You know you're going to be hungover as all hell tomorrow, but all you can do right now is follow orders.

#I'm gonna be real with y'all. Who fucking knows if I will ever get to those prompts. #I got stuck on them for a week trying to plan them and then I shrimply couldn't write. #But don't you fags worry. I will keep throwing dadcon chum in the water to watch the feeding frenzy #of. 4 people. Mostly from pattymelter's reblogs. #Love you guys! I am going the fuck back to sleep! #dadcon #emeto

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me dialuci #y'all don't understand I'm so fucking ckxjgnxgjfxnxgjxgxgjcgj #the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing #it's ok boys i am All About Sharing-- #deadass Kuroo is over here when diavolo officially confesses (in og) like “that's great ily too but have you told lucifer that yet??” #“that i like you?” #“no idiot that you like HIM--” #Kuroo is poly asf and literally dating everyone ofc they're playing matchmaker on top of it #they're not gonna sit here having these two idiots pining over their head their whole life ajzjskndjzkd #thinking out loud #rambling in the tags #diavolo #lucifer #kuroo

[lesbianalanwake]

Alan Wake 2 going up in a popularity contest against things with undeserved hype and sweeping best narrative and best art and game direction regardless

#alan wake 2 #i'm gonna be real. i love bg3 but i don't think it deserves goty #and not even because of aw2 #because y'all sleep on games like wrathfinder and pillars just bc you can't see characters' individual pores or whatever 🙄 #shut up and play another crpg #(actually don't. i don't want anybody else in MY house fhghks) #*posts

[nientedal]

Usually I just save stuff like this to my drafts until I calm down but you know what, fuck it, I'm done.

Any so-called leftist who refuses to recognize that our options right now are "genocide abroad, progress at home" and "genocide abroad AND genocide at home" and that there is a significant difference between those two options is cordially invited to eat shit and die. We do not have time to entertain your anti-voting hopeless nonsense. A future in which we are able to move towards less death will always be preferable to the one in which we can't, and if you smug, sneering little clowns sacrifice that future on the altar of your own self-righteousness because you're too high on your own farts to realize how far up your own ass you are, I genuinely hope you fucking drown. Specifically, I hope you drown in the blood of the people who will die all over the world as a result of your bizarre refusal to work towards a future that doesn't include ethnic cleansing.

This is the United States. We sell war, here. I don't know how so many of you are only just now figuring that out, but you better get over your shock like yesterday because we are out of fucking time. We ran out of time when Reagan took office if not long before. You think not voting will improve any of this?

Keep calling, keep writing, keep screaming. Governments everywhere are (slowly) beginning to listen. Democrats are (slowly) beginning to listen. But Republicans never will, and if they seize power again next year (which they will absolutely do their damned to attempt), everything will be so, so much worse for everyone, everywhere. The work is slow and painful and imperfect but it will only get done if we show up and do the work, so keep calling, keep writing, keep screaming-- and when the time comes, you show up and vote for the future that lets us build a better tomorrow instead of just choking to death in the steaming shitpile of today.

#''i can't have No Genocide tomorrow!!! so i don't want No Genocide at all!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH'' that's you. that's how you sound #''if i can't have perfect then don't even fucking bother with better!! just give me worse instead!!'' are you for fucking real #you don't care about Palestine you don't care about anything other than being able to go ''Well. at least I didn't choose this.'' #not choosing is still a choice! you stupid motherfucker! #choosing to stand at the lever and do nothing and watch the trolley crush five people is still a choice!! #how DARE you act like that blood is not on your hands! #again: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES. WE SELL WAR HERE. #not voting for Biden is not going to help Palestine! #in fact it will absolutely measurably make the situation WORSE! #for them AND everyone else! #this is the reality we are working with and if you want it to change then you HAVE to play the long game! #leftists heard ''don't let perfect be the enemy of good'' and went ''WHAT THE *FUCK* DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE PERFECT??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' #and i have fucking had it! #all i can do is try to keep working towards a day when the current left is the farthest right we have #but we are never gonna get there if y'all don't wake the fuck up and get moving #us politics #vent post #so help me god if this turns into a game of Spot the Tankie in the notes i'm gonna start knifing people

[genericpuff]

me getting an ask in my inbox laying out every single brush that rachel uses in her backgrounds including indie brushes that aren't a part of her usual adobe kyle webster kit, only to download and test them and find that they're all 100% correct:

#would this particular anon please do me the honor of messaging me privately #i would'st look upon the true name of my rescuer #otherwise how will i kiss you /hj #no seriously though i'm gonna respond to your actual ask here to put out the names of those brushes #and then get to work on that second brush pack LMAO #you're my knight in shining armor anon #right next to that other anon from weeks ago who gave me the site to download practically all these brushes #y'all are the real masked heroes of justice #i'm just your lowly prophet delivering your divine messages unto the people

[p0rk-guts]

Speedran some first impression designs while re-listening to the few episodes of Penumbra I'd listened to a few years ago. All subject to change... Still figuring em out. Can never figure out the hair 😒

#i thought Juno was white when i first listened to it i feel real embarrassed neow 🧍🏾‍♀️ #NO ONE'S GONNA SEE THAT WHITE JUNO EVER AGAIN #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #tpp rita #cecil kanagawa #cassandra kanagawa #cass kanagawa #peter nureyev #sasha wire #alessandra strong #fanart #tpp fanart #I'm on episode 2.23 now 🧍🏾‍♀️ y'all what's going on 🧍🏾‍♀️can someone explain this to me 😭 #BEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #oh I'm forgetting tags aren't i. GOD. I'M OVERWHELMED OKAY. HELP! #my art #digital art #sketches #doodles

[front-facing-pokemon]

#another closer bonus under the cut. this is another one of those “only looks good from the side” pokémon that you can get really close #and it becomes completely fucking unrecognizable. so i won't put that on at the top. but it is under the cut #luvdisc #now i don't think i ever understood this one's name either. it's not *really* a disc? it's a heart shape. so i guess it's like… if a disc #was heart-shaped instead of disc-shaped. therefore. a love disc. is that it? it's probably based off the name of some fish #y'know what i'm gonna beat y'all to the punch this time and look it up on bulbapedia #ahhh. the discus fish. fine‚ fine. i won't look up a picture of it‚ though. just proved me wrong‚ to be honest #i PROMISE i'm a real pokémon fan. i swear i swear (i'll be a-okay just fine). that's a louie zong song. takin' it easy for today… #this is going entirely off the fucking rails i'm just gonna cut it off here

[coffee-dere]

wahhh it's rushed and low quality but I PROMISE this time I'm not being lazy I'm just tired-

What she playing? 👀

#Coffee's scribbles #Also Coffee's tired/delerious ramblings? Can I make that a tag? #ame chan #Ame chan nso #needy streamer overload #Needy streamer overdose #Needy girl overload #Needy girl overdose #I'm gonna be real I don't know what I'm even talking about I'm gonna take a nap stay safe y'all love you <3

[mobius-m-mobius]

You know, there's this big, black cloud that's following you around that you're gonna have to come out from under before I'd even consider... That's just like you. A little rain follows me to town and you just fall to pieces.

JOHN CUSACK and MINNIE DRIVER in GROSSE POINTE BLANK (1997)

#john cusack #minnie driver #martin blank #debi newberry #grosse pointe blank #pointedly looking at my blog title lol #what can i say they're the It™ couple for real #might be a slow giffer but y'all bet i'm gonna make good on eventually giffing just about this whole movie #not just cinema but a formative experience each and every watch 😔🙏 #movieedit #dianagifs

[royalarchivist]

Head in my hands

At this point when errors, happen I don't even know if it's me or Tumblr's fault anymore, because like– Ok, to give you guys a peek into the clip posting process I've had to do for the past month or so:

I upload a clip, write the transcript, then write the tags.

If the clip is stuck in upload hell for more than 5 minutes, I refresh my drafts page and wait for it to show up in there.

I edit the draft, re-type the transcript that's missing (because the auto-save usually deletes half of it) and re-write the tags that are missing

Sometimes I'm able to copy over the transcript from the "still uploading" post if I don't close the tab, but occasionally, it copies transcripts of previous posts I've created (or parts of them) and I have to triple-check that nothing copied over.

I hit “post” then pray and hope the draft posts instead of getting sent back to upload hell 2.0

#mod talk #Head in my HANDS #it's genuinely gotten so frustrating I'm gonna shoot Support another message because it's not only embarrassing it's FRUSTRATING #like if I accidentally put ''Phil'' instead of ''Quackity'' in a transcript it's frustrating but a little bit funny #(I'm watching them both rn so that would make sense) #but if it's just a result of Tumblr being a broken website then it's not very funny. #Anyhoo. Whenever there are errors in transcripts I really appreciate folks who shoot me a message and let me know something's wrong! #Y'all are the real ones #Sorry for complaining it's just genuinely so frustrating and EMBARRASSING #I know this is a silly clips blog but I'm a professional writer so I DO take it very personally when there are errors like that