#I'm going to jump off a bridge

[hazardtosoceity]

I just realized that Micheal knows modern slang because he was alive until 2023

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael fnaf #michael afton #Michael is a certified slay queen #I'm going to jump off a bridge

[vicciouxs]

thanks ea for fuck up the sims. now I have the motivation I needed to create the full n&e narrative

#I was postponing this moment because I'm too lazy to correct #but seeing that not even the presets are working well #I'm going to jump off a bridge #love y'all #I can't even do the scenes I thought about with z and kait 😭😭 #vinny.txt

[ara270904]

I'm going to visit my cousin on Saturday so maybe I'll see the movie on Saturday, but I wanted to see it on Thursday ):

And my parents won't let me go to the movies three times, I don't think they'll let me go on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday :((((

Thursday is the premiere, I wanted to go on Thursday. But well, I'll have to go on Saturday

Edit: My friend thought it would be this Thursday, we are going next Thursday. On Thursday 20, the opening day.

I'M SO HAPPY NOW 😁😉😉

#barbie #barbie movie #current mood #me :3 #sad :( #:(((( #akdjdjajsjejsk #the barbie movie #barbie film #barbie 2023 #barbie movie 2023 #I'm going to jump off a bridge #not literally tho #but yeah #meme #i'm so happy #wuuuuu #opening day #yeiii

[wu-kongs]

Macaque creates a fake eye that is a 100% replica. He accounts for looks, smell, texture, even the traces of magic that comes from two celestial monkeys constantly handling it. He evens hides it in his most elaborate protection yet, and fights bitterly for the eye when wukong comes to get it to complete the masquerade. It's days of work, He's sure that this will finally be the end.

Not sure if it's funnier if wukong comes back after an hour because he KNOWS this is not his eye, or if macaque screws himself over because it's been three weeks and he hasn't made a grab for the eye since then

LMFAO macaque finally winning But At What Cost

now wukong isn't chasing him anymore. now he doesn't have open and near-constant access to wukong.

what has he done?

#he needs his fix #ask #anonymous #emotional support eye saga #and then he swaps the real thing back so he has a reason to get close #but also consider that he does that instead of just stealing the fake eye to start it up again #he doesn't have THAT much brain power. remember. he needs his fix. #blood sunk monkey brain mode activated at ALL times #i'm going to jump off a bridge

[daddy-joel-miller]

I just...

#I'm going to jump off a bridge #that was fucking amazing #my fav show #my fav game #my fav story #the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #hbo #bella ramsey #pedro pascal #gabriel luna #tommy miller #anna torv #tess servopoulos #merle dandridge #marlene #craig mazin #neil druckmann #my fucking heart #ophiocordyceps unilateralis

[dreamofbecoming]

left my phone in the cab on the way back from the hospital so now i have 1) no alarm to wake me up for my oral exam tomorrow, 2) no reliable way to contact my partner for my oral exam tomorrow, and 3) no hassle-free way to board the subway to get to school for my oral exam tomorrow

did i mention i have an oral exam tomorrow?

#i also have no way to contact the cab driver since i booked the ride on my phone #and my call logs from when he called me to figure out which side of the street i was waiting on are on my phone #and the website support from the app says he's not answering his phone or calling them back #and 311 doesn't have a manned text message line apparently and the bot was the opposite of helpful #and now i can't sleep bc i have no way to wake up in time for my exam tomorrow #i'm going to jump off a bridge #except i can't bc i just got fitted with a heart monitor and i'm not supposed to get it wet #so i can't even have that catharsis i just have to rot here and try not to fall asleep #and maybe try and memorise my fucking oral exam #i am having. a Bad Day #personal

[flugame-mp3]

local trans individual buys first pack of boxer briefs and is incredibly happy until they don't fit and he has to go into the store and return them 49 dead 352 injured

#the problem is that i work there #so the people KNOW me. AND my mom #i'm going to jump off a bridge #theo.txt

[cottoncandysprite]

What do these 3 have in common

#the answer is i started the series kinning their love interest and ended it realizing i relate to them more than i like to admit #anyway I'm gonna go find a bridge to jump off of #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #crowley #aziracrow #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #blackbeard #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless

[mattodore]

you want to play bitey?

#okay... sleep time for me. i leave you all with this <3 originally posted it to pillowfort but i'll share it here too #if you're like river didn't you already do a bitey edit before? #the answer is yeah back in may but that was when i'd just started editing and i don't like the way it looks plus theo's all wrong #so i wanted a new edit of him looking up at matthias like this with his updated sim and his pretty doe eyes... #river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #simblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 #...............................was gonna hit post and leave but i'm staring at this like i kinda want to make it my icon? #i'm a bit attached to my current icon i won't lie it's so pretty and theo has glasses and everything #but look at his eyes here......................................... #i'm so serious if theo looked up at me like this i would do literally anything he asked. if theo says let's jump off a bridge well! okay! #i love him dearly <3 but. i gotta go seriously i have to be up by six!! i'm on a strict schedule now!! #when i log back in i'll show what this looked liked before i edited it bc ykw... i think i'm getting pretty good at editing now #not where i wanna be just yet but! still proud i think <3 but yeah yeah okay gn

[femmeidiot]

I hate that I need constant reassurance I am the least secure person in the world I have no concept of emotional permanence as far as I'm concerned everyone either forgets about me as soon as I'm not around or they go back to their true feelings of hating me.

#Or or or it's like if I do even a minor thing wrong so to speak everyone will hate me forever #anyway I'm gonna go jump off bridge about it

[jesuisici33]

the way I put in my last fic for Oliver to not look at it only for Ryan to confirm he and Oliver read fanfic alsjflksjdfls;fd

#i'm gonna go jump off a bridge #911 #Oliver stark #Ryan guzman

[toomanyacorns]

Whoever told me it was a good idea to read "You're Divine"....I hope you enjoy your special place in hell. I hope your pillow is warm and your sheets never stays on the bed.

#I just finished Chapter 6 and I'm going to jump off a bridge #why would you recommend this #im calling my lawyer #suing for emotional distress #steve better be okay #PROTECT SUNSHINE #eddie munson #steddie #youre divine #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie x steve

[vicciouxs]

I was going to do the new chapter of nowhere and everywhere and the new update won't let me do it.

#yesterday I was too lazy to finish the captures #and today it won't let me continue 😭😭 #I'm going to jump off a bridge #ea I hate u #vinny.txt

[youwillfindilluminating]

#ted lasso #roy x jamie #brett goldstein #phil dunster #jamie tartt #roy kent #hey did you know that I'm going to jump off a bridge about it #I need this man back on the TL press tour STAT

[klingonrealitytelevision]

Lmao this show is so cute, but the timeline makes it so funny to me

I don't doubt that being a hitman pays well, but the idea that they've not been working for almost 3 months, and are only just now coming to the conclusion that they need to get back to work?

Full on dumbass behavior.

Why did they even put baby girl in preschool if they weren't going to go back to work immediately after?? Part of the reason she was so destructive is cause they didn't have toys or anything for her, they could've just gone to the store lmao.

Also they're more frugal than I figured they would be considering that bomb ass apartment. As far as I can tell they spent roughly $1000 in 1 month. That's not that bad, I mean, it's not a good trend if they'd continued to not work, but not that bad in terms of overall sustainability for a child and 2 working parents.

#Buddy Daddies #lmao at least a month maybe 2 of baby girl not even having pajamas #Rei strikes me as the parent where after Miri asks a question and he gives an answer she goes I understand #but with Kazuki she has a billion follow up questions and then just says I don't believe you I'm asking Papa Rei #The reason being is that Rei doesn't talk down to her lmao #it's both a good and bad thing he doesn't seem to screen himself very well but kids know when they're being talked down to to some extent #Rei talking to her like he does to everyone else would mean she'd be more likely to go to him for certain questions/issues #what I'm saying is Rei will think about jumping off a bridge when she asks him where babies come from #and Kazuki will be the one to toss him #because Rei is either gonna toss that one back at him or #his answers is going to be somehow too much information and too little at the same time

[gladfang]

robbie daymond didn't have to voice goro akechi like that. he didn't have to put so much into that role. but he really did and now i shake and cry everytime i think about him

#shout out to that psot for reminding me of 'i want you to say it outloud' i'm going to go jump off a BRIDGE