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“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
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all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119
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"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.
example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."
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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .
Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!
But I wont.
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this tweet. but for tumblr
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I believe in you.
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I believe in you.
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PLEASE SHARE.
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we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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Currently at a hotel where the carpet on the room floors is giving me some real Color Theory Children’s Hospital vibes…. 😨
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I love when posts become their own lore on this site and people don't explain
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If you take unsalted nuts from the store and get your own slat to put it on it doesn’t taste any different or better or worse and doesn’t cost any less or more but you can still do it and nothing bad will happen as far as i know
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