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gameraboy2 · 1 year

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I'd Rather Have Jesus - Alice Williams

#I'd rather have jesus #alice williams #record cover #vintage #album cover #music

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commsroom · 1 year

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you said talk to you about Eiffel so. what’s your favorite funny Eiffel line, and what’s your favorite serious one?

okay this is a difficult question because my favorite eiffel line is like, whatever one i am currently listening to and/or thinking about. i just like to hear him say things. boy will he will say things.

right now the one in my head is... the part from the space you're in where he's like, "i'm guessing you've seen 2001, you know how this goes! first it's all 'no exceptions, rules are rules' and then some hapless idiot gets hurled into the cold abyss. noooo thank you! until spacewalking is statistically the safest way to travel, i know where i'm hanging out, and it's with my two best buds: HEAT and AIR."

... which, yes, also gets sad if you think about it for a moment and consider. things that haven't happened to him yet. a lot of funny eiffel lines are also sad eiffel lines if you think about it; he's kinda just like that. but i love the way he says it. love when he says things.

some of my lasting favorite serious eiffel lines are "it's not just about surviving, it's about being able to live with ourselves after we get off this tin can" and "all day i've been going out of my way to be the single, solitary voice of... not even sanity, just decency, and all i've gotten for it is people yelling at me." that's just. so much about him.

appropriate for his birthday: one of my favorite line deliveries in the show is "i'm gonna get older... i'm gonna get older" in a matter of perspective. it's just. a particular balance of flippant response and legitimate pathos, especially considering it's his first birthday post-mayday. he's going to get older...

#wolf 359 #doug eiffel #asks #i'm going to think of a dozen more that i would rather have included the instant i post this it's just. it's an impossible question #special mention to 'with what? my raw animal magnetism?' for all the mileage i've gotten out of it #thank you for asking me i'm going insane about eiffel. ohh my god he's turning forty you know he's not handling it well #noo keeping with the theme i should've said #'without the excess o2 i'll be able to light my cigarette without lighting the air around me on fire... the way that baby jesus intended'#i knew i'd think of a better one after. that's how it is

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softquietsteadylove · 1 year

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Hello :D love the thenamesh Doctor au so I would like to make a request. Hope it’s ok :)

Thena hasn’t heard from Gil the whole day and is kinda worried that something happened. She calls him but he doesn’t pick up so she calls Kingo and she can hear the stress in his voice and loud noises in the background. They are helping with a mass crash but 2 towns away and Gil is helping them without a break and because his strength is very useful. Pretty late around 9pm he comes to the ER to visit Thena and bringing her lunch and to apologize to her for not getting in touch with her trough the day, looking very exhausted and looking like he came out from a crash himself.

Some soft and very sweet moment between them? Thena taking care of him this time! With a little kiss? You decide if on his cheek or lips 👀

Gil plunks himself onto the bench seat in the back of the ambulance with a groan/sigh. It's been a hell of a day, and it's not even over yet.

They got the call to help out with a crash outside of town. Massive multi-car pileup on the highway between cities, had multiple casualties, even more injuries. It was chaos, and the ambulances from the town closer to the site already had their hands full, as well as their ER.

Kingo is briefing the nurses on their run, updating their equipment stock and everything. Gil asked for a minute just to catch his breath. He's been dragging people out of cars and pulling doors open and using the jaws of life all afternoon.

He sighs as he pulls out his phone, seeing multiple texts from Thena that have gone unread. At least Kingo managed to communicate to Ajak what had kept them away for so long. But he was sure that she had been worried when she didn't hear from him by lunch.

His eyes drift to the mini-cooler beside him. He packed lunch for him and Thena today. He had been looking forward to enjoying them together.

"Hey."

Gil looks up, and there she is: his Thena. She leans off the door to the ambulance and steps up into the bus with him. Obviously she can read how tired he is. He smiles, "hey."

"Good day, today," she comments lightly as she sits beside him. He's leaning against the wall, slouching, hands in his hoodie pockets and legs stretched out. "Everyone who came in to us made it."

Gil nods. That is a good day, and he shouldn't take that for granted, remembering the panic he and Kingo had arrived to a long thirteen hours ago.

"Kingo was telling us about it," Thena continues to speak in her soft, velvety voice, soothing the aches that are rippling through his whole body. "You pulled more than a dozen people completely by yourself. I'm surprised you could lift your arms enough to drive back."

"Kingo drove the last two runs for us."

Thena smiles, running her hand through his hair. It helps to unwind the tension collecting in his forehead. "Good--you need some rest."

Gil sits up, just to pick up their lunches. Before he unwraps the bentos he looks at her, "tell me you ate something."

"We were busy here too," Thena shrugs, but laughs faintly at Gil's pout. "I'm kidding. We were busy, but I managed to grab a sandwich from the cafeteria between waves."

"Fine," Gil sighs. It's not ideal, but he will have to accept it. He opens up her bento first, "I made your favourites."

Thena lets him set the bento on her lap as he unwraps his own. Her hand runs over his bicep, so tired it practically hurts just to bend his arm. "Have I ever told you that you're too good to me?"

"All the time," Gil answers easily as he stuffs half his katsu into his mouth in one big bite.

Thena rolls her eyes at him, holding back some hair as she much more carefully takes a bite of her katsu sando (he always tries to make her food as handheld as possible).

"I was worried."

She says it between bites, the quiet stretching between them. He digs into his rice, ice cold but at least with a healthy dose of curry sauce on it from sitting under his cutlet all day.

"I know," he sighs, and he knows that she knows he knows. Thena isn't really chatty, and that's no different when it's through text. By the third text gone unread - let alone unanswered - he can imagine she was confused at the very least. "I was worried about you here."

She shrugs and picks up a cherry tomato. "Sometimes you get swamped. I did feel bad for the other boys running around. They have a lot more trouble with the heavy lifting than you do."

Gil chuckles, although his rice is starting to build up in his oesophagus. He's barely put his chopsticks down before a bottle of water appears in his view. "Thanks."

Thena lets him have as much as he wants, watching as he chugs half the bottle. She frowns. "Gil, you were out there way too long, today."

"It's okay," he excuses, and he knows he sounds like a hypocrite given how often he's insisting Thena take more breaks and go home earlier. "They needed me, Thena."

She looks down at her lap, and it's because she doesn't have an argument to that. Her fingers tap the side of the box, "...still."

Gil collects all of his pickled radish in one bite and crunches it loudly. And just like that, his lunch is done. But that's the job; he wraps his box up again, watching Thena pick up the second half of her sandwich. He tucks her hair back for her as she takes a bite. "How much longer, do you think?"

Thena lets out a long sigh through her nose as she chews. "It depends, but I don't think we'll be done any time soon. Even the batch that came in first is just getting moved upstairs for more serious cases. No one is walking away from this one unscathed."

Gil sighs as well. He also isn't off for another few hours, and that's if they don't have to work a sickening amount of overtime.

Thena holds up the sandwich for him. He shakes his head but she pushes it closer until she's practically pressing it into his lips. "I know you're still hungry."

"So I'll go to the machine," Gil pushes her hand back to her. "I made it for you."

"And it's delicious," she quickly concedes. "That's why me sharing it with you is so generous."

Gil's chest loosens in an instant as he lets out a real laugh from his belly. Thena is actually quite funny, even if she doesn't think she is. It's one of his favourite things - of a long, long list - about her.

Thena smiles as he bends his head down, taking a perfectly reasonable sized bite. "You should get to enjoy your own hard work. Especially because I'll never be able to return the favour."

Gil chuckles again as she holds up a piece of broccoli this time. Every time, he packs something green in hopes Thena will eat it. And every time, she finds a way to avoid it, or pretends she was full, or does what she's doing now: pawns it off on him.

Thena lets him take the entire thing from her hand in one bite, like a dog accepting a treat. She just laughs. "Maybe it's a good thing Kingo went to find his own food. He gets so jealous when you make lunch for me."

Gil shrugs, utterly without remorse for not cooking for his driving partner, "Kingo's a big boy, he can make his own lunch."

"Ajak will just give him some of hers," Thena shakes her head. "She spoils him."

Gil picks up a slice of carrot he cut into a heart, offering her half, "that's why I have to spoil you."

Thena accepts the bite from his hand this time, taking it delicately between her teeth.

Gil gives her a sympathetic look as her pager beeps on her hip. She lets out a sound that he thinks would make him wake out of a dead sleep. "They need you."

"It seems," Thena laments, handing him the last bite of her precious sandwich and brushing her hands off on her scrub pants. She turns to him before tearing herself away for who knows how many more hours. "Take care of yourself. If I don't see you before you're off, just text me when you get home?"

"Yes, dear," he promises with a grin, holding onto her last bite.

Thena hesitates, floating around in the threshold of the ambulance. She turns back to him, leaning over the end of the bench.

Gil blinks as Thena leans over, leaving a quick but unforgivably soft kiss on his cheek. Her lips feel like lying down on a soft pillow.

If she's thinking of saying something else, she tries to get it out, then gives up on it. She turns around and opens the back door, hopping out of the ambulance and trotting back into the ER bay.

Gil can't wipe the dopey smile off his face. He looks at the last little bite of sandwich she gave him, sighing as he replays the moment in his head over, and over, and over again.

No matter how hard any of his days are - or have been - they always seem to fade away as soon as he's with her. Today is no exception, and he's going to be thinking about how cute she looks when she's flustered, all night.

"Gil, will you quit making eyes at your sandwich and help me load this?"

Gil stuffs the sandwich back with one bite, dusting his hands off before standing to help Kingo with reloading a new stretcher.

#Thenamesh Doctor AU #Gil obviously the strongest of the EMTs #and you have to be strong to be one in the first place #there's training you have to go through #Gil knows he's needed #and Thena knows too #she just wishes that so much didn't fall to him #and of course he's so sweet he would never say no to someone asking for his help #just two workaholics trying to have a romantic lunch together #I can't imagine you're allowed to eat in an ambulance but whatever #they're having a moment your honour #Thena scurrying back inside #Ajak immediately knowing she and Gil were flirting #or something #because Thena is visibly blushing #which happens pretty often despite her reputation of being the Goddess of War #Thena is tough but Ajak is a menace #also Gil driving around and grinning and smiling and whistling #and Kingo being like jesus christ I think I'd rather you be whining about wanting to text Thena

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h-f-k · 9 months

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i ended up being so traumatized after living in spain and eating dinner at fucking ELEVEN PM that i now i treasure having dinner early way more

#jesus CHRIST #never moving there #lunch at 2pm? dinner at 11pm?#i'd rather DIE #once a classmate saw me having lunch at 12 pm and she was like 'are you british now?'#no bro i'M NORMAL

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aeide-thea · 1 year

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[witcherposting ahead—nb that this is all totally lighthearted and it's fine if you feel differently!]

anyway what i'd started to say before tumblr ate my post was that like. disclaimer that my approach to netflix witcher canon is that i fully reserve the right to cherrypick, because some of the changes they made were good but others were character assassination, and that obviously i get that if one isn't cherrypicking one does have to actually Grapple With Certain Things 🏔

but like. that said—the more 'Geralt Must Grovel for Weeks and Probably Scourge Himself, Look at What He Did to Poor Sad-Eyed Woobie Jaskier' fics i read the more i'm fucking grateful for the tiny handful where jaskier's just been like, yeah, i never bought that bullshit tbh, he was lashing out and he owes me an apology for sure but a single angry outburst does not in fact scupper an extremely well-established relationship of literally twenty years' standing in one fell swoop???

like i just. idk. imagine remembering that jaskier's a cheery irrepressible little shit and not actually as crushably low on self-esteem as all of us are. of course that would probably require *netflix* to have remembered that, so, you know, no actual shade to anyone who's been projecting that onto him! but just like. idk. they're obviously not siblings but they honestly do have that vibe in certain ways and it's just like. did you never say something overdramatic and shitty in the heat of a fight with yr sibling growing up and then after taking a bit of a breather just like. make a rueful face and apologize for yr respective roles in winding each other up and move tf on, without having, like, a whole extended OTT reparations process where you tell them repeatedly how perfect and sinless they are and how you know you're a miserable worm who doesn't remotely deserve their sunshiny presence in your life but would be so grateful if they could, possibly, somehow, see their way to forgiving you despite yr essential unworthiness—

#anyway. i think there are like. MAYBE like three of you reading this blog who give a shit abt this fandom‚ lol #so i'm mostly just talking out loud to myself here‚ which is fine‚ what's a perblog for if not that #but it's just like. yeah on the one hand you don't just get to yell at people without apologizing at all #on the other hand like. some relationships are strong and elastic enough that one (1) snip is not going to cut them #even a vicious one!#also like. jaskier DID handle that convo clumsily lbr. like. obviously geralt was not Justified but.#if i'd just had a vicious breakup and somebody came bumbling in making loud awkward small talk about it? jesus.#anyway. really ultimately this is just a 'have consumed much too much witcher fic and the Patterns are starting 2 irk me' thing #but it's just like. sometimes things are conflict between two imperfect people #and not a Good Woobie and a Sinful Meanie #anyway. time 2 go reread Sekrit Mutual's fic in which they actually keep in mind the fact that jaskier is a selfish gremlin #who despite himself really does love geralt and as a result is like. constantly torn between his nature and his urge to do right by geralt #but like. fundamentally he's a buffoon and a popinjay who yaps aggressively and then runs back behind geralt's legs #and joey batey leaning into his Soulful and Romantic side (that he does also have) doesn't actually erase that about him‚ nor should it!#anyway. this post is careening all over the place but i think it's just like. exactly the same weird terfish moral binary #that ppl have been talking abt with like. gender and kink and a whole range of things #where like. you always have Victims and Perpetrators #and so jaskier has to be like. the femme bottom victim which makes geralt the macho perpetrator totally undeserving of sympathy #and it's like. actually they're both imperfect people and neither one fits very well into their society's idea of what a man is #and what if we actually examined them as individuals rather than tropes and also remembered yennefer was fierce and interesting #and what if ciri weren't‚ like‚ a manhattan private school girl with her brows done while we were at it #getting a little overambitious with my wishlist there though i know

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mirohtron · 1 year

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doubt they'll renew it tho, even if they did they'd have to stay at yg or the black label or else they won't be able to keep the name Blackpink cause it's the copyright is owned by yg. SM isn't that good of an option if u look at the awards sm won and compare it to other companies they're rly lagging and also they suck at promoting. Jyp is jyp, he just overworks idols too much. I feel like bighit would be good but like armies wouldn't really like that... friend of mine went to the concert, he said it was great, so I guess it's really just the first few days that weren't very good.

tbh its probs better if they go independent or sign to universal or smth + they might be able to keep the name blackpink like how got7 got to keep their name (but that's also only if the CEO of yg is willing to give the trademark over to the members)

i don't trust their sound to be handled correctly by any of the big 3 companies or hybe tbh

#maybeee sm but hybe? no way #when hybe acquired a lot of groups through their companies they ended up changing their sound a lot #sm is actually good at maintaining their groups signature style but sometimes they make absolutely fucking stupid decisions #imagine bp signs under them and sm decides to change their sound to make it more 'sm' or like #to 'symbolise/start a new chapter in blackpink's career' i'd rather km$ than watch that happen #have you seen the remakes they make of their old artist's songs? its not even a remake they just add synths or sound elements +#found in music now #dreams come true ... jesus #at least change the composition With the genre damn #asks

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rars · 1 year

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just found out what people have to go through to get veneers and i am officially anti-cosmetic dentistry for life

#i'd way rather have 'imperfect' teeth than THAT horrorshow. jesus chgrist #text

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